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Update from The REAL Galactic Federation
May 1, 2007
Communicated thru Sheldan Nidle of The Planetary Activation Org.
http://www.paoweb.com/updates.htm

Selamat Balik! We return, dear Hearts, with more to say about
first contact. The current situation on your world is a balancing
act between the last dark cabal and our Earth allies. At present,
our Earth allies are in the midst of a worldwide putsch, which is
intended to topple the last remaining minions of the dark. In the
last few weeks, a number of issues have been agreed to between
these two groups. What has been causing untold delays is the dark
ones' scallywag morality; whatever can be done surreptitiously to
undermine any agreement, they have done. The list of those
behaving deceitfully in these matters grows longer by the day! To
move these actions forward, we have dispatched a number of liaison
personnel to referee these events and solve any potential
difficulties that may arise. We are providing our Earth allies
with intelligence and advice with the intention of ending the
impasse that, in our opinion, has held sway on your world for far
too long. Your global society needs to be transformed swiftly and
the present dilemma does not bode well for this to happen as fast
as we desire.

The overall progress is indeed commendable. However, the
process of change on your world, while greatly accelerated, is
still below the levels considered normal for an immediate pre-
contact environment. These circumstances put pressure on us to do
more than is usual to bring your world into compliance with the
massive first contact planned. Thus, we have instituted a series
of plans, which we touched on in our last message. This new thrust
allows our representatives on your world to be more proactive in
ensuring that what is required gets done. This implies two things:
First, we need to break the impasse mentioned above. Second, we
need to become a more engaged participant in the operations set up
by our Earth allies. A number of contingency plans are in place,
and early indications suggest that our initial proposals are doing
a lot of good in moving a whole range of matters forward. It is
not often that this degree of coaxing has been approved for
carrying out a first contact procedure. And so this particular
mission continues to live up to its most unorthodox nature.

As we develop operational alternatives, we are also involved
in assimilating data concerning you and using this to move first
contact to its final stage: the landings. This can be tricky. We
want to involve in this process all those of you who are using
your abilities, contacts, and resources to get our existence
formally acknowledged, and, indeed, much is quietly being done to
move this forward. Of course, what is needed goes far beyond this
and requires a much quicker pace than the present one. We watch as
the many tentacles of the dark squash any attempt to reveal the
truth, which proves once again that only the substitution of the
present regime by a friendlier one can resolve this insuperable
obstacle. We have a number of tricks up our sleeve if current
conditions stay as unviable as at present. We are also learning
much about the degree of deceit extant on your world. All told, we
know we require a strategy, which promotes contact while
simultaneously transforming the present impasse into a formula for
mutual success.

To this end, we have given our secret and overt on-planet
operatives a veritable panoply of strategies. The strange, sloppy
way that your dark ones operate means that we can use their modus
operandi to flush them out of their present position of strength.
Their arrogance and overt malfeasance can thus be used against
them, culminating in a metaphoric situation of being "hoist with
their own petard." A maxim from your world that fits this
circumstance is: "When handed lemons, make lemonade." Many crises
on your world are currently awakening the populace and can be
developed into a variety of preconditions for the removal of the
present US regime. We are all about to be proved experts in the
variety of techniques at our disposal for skinning the proverbial
cat!

The first step is to complete an updated and all-inclusive
dossier of the dark cabal and its primary objectives. We need a
complete profile of each member and a full list of their
weaknesses and predispositions. Using this, we can do a thorough
rundown of strategy options with a view to ascertaining the most
effective one for our goals. This last cabal has grown quite
panic-stricken over recent attempts to unseat them, and a series
of new protective devices are currently in place. We need to come
up with fresh insights on ways to make the most of this new
intelligence. We also intend to extend our range of options to
take in all possible routes to victory. This impasse poses a
difficulty that nonetheless contains within it the seeds of its
solution. These investigations of ours are merely another avenue
of approach for creating the preconditions for first contact. The
escalating lawlessness on your world reaches a point where a
greater degree of intervention becomes necessary.

This rising chaos is the smokescreen behind which this
unconscionable group is hiding. The dark cabal is still convinced
that, eventually, this chaos can become an asset, compelling our
Earth allies to act hastily and imprudently enough to come a
cropper. It is the intention of the dark to lure the Earth allies
into making an ill-considered thrust that can be turned into a
defeat for the Light. This strategy is clear to us, as is the
reasoning behind it. Our plan is to counter this possible move and
let the dark fall into an abyss of its own making. Once the cabal
is weakened and has "fallen on its own sword," we can then set up
our Earth allies for victory. We can only impart the bare outlines
of our strategy to you at this point, as success depends on
keeping all details in the most stringent secrecy.

As we continue down the path toward first contact, it becomes
obvious that getting there is much more challenging than could
ever have been foreseen. From this, you can see that your
frustrations are equally mirrored by our experiences and actions
on your behalf. Our intent, as ever, is to make first contact a
reality as soon as divinely possible, and we are more than
willing, literally, to move Heaven and Earth to achieve this goal.
It is not as easy as many of you sometimes image for us to sit up
here, far removed from your world and looking down on all that is
happening to you. You deserve so much better than the suffering
and trials that daily surround you. We take your problems fully
into consideration as we wrestle with the situations imposed on us
by the nature of the customs, morals (or lack of!), and
perceptions that govern your global society.

First contact does not operate in a vacuum. We must reconcile
myriad unique factors: fears, beliefs, realities. First contact is
more than merely descending upon you in a vast drove of ships!
Rather, we are preparing ourselves, as is Heaven to complete a
huge shift in your consciousness. This is being done in Love and
within the purview of the divine plan. Such an action needs a very
special grand strategy, and this is what we are devising for first
contact. Such an elaborate operation requires, from time to time,
a certain amount of "tweaking" of details, and this is one of
those times. Yet, regardless of what phase we reach, the goal
remains crystal clear: first contact is inevitable and is each day
a step closer to happening. Remember that Together, We are indeed
Victorious!

Today, we carried on with our discussion of the ins and outs
of first contact. We explained what is delaying it and how we
intend to compensate for this "bump in the road." Our desire is to
complete this first contact mission as soon as divinely possible.
We now take our leave. Know in your Heart of Hearts that the
perpetual Supply and infinite Abundance of Heaven are indeed
Yours! Selamat Majon! Selamat Kasitaram! (Sirian for Rejoice! and
Be Blessed in Heavenly Love and Joy!)

Planetary Activation Organization
http://www.paoweb.com

This copy was reposted by Robert E. McElwaine
PAO Member
Eckankar Initiate
B.S., Physics and Astronomy, UW-EC
http://members.aol.com/rem547 PLUS
http://members.aol.com/rem460
Preserve BOTH on CD-R and PRINT-OUTS

See also http://members.aol.com/rem460/galacfed.txt ,
http://members.aol.com/rem460/moonmars.txt ,
http://members.aol.com/rem547/federatn.htm ,
http://members.aol.com/rem460/heldback.txt ,
http://members.aol.com/rem460/tsunami.txt ,
http://www.galacticfriends.com ,
http://www.disclosureproject.org .

P.S.: PASS IT ON !
>
>
>

Sir Gilligan Horry

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May 8, 2007, 11:35:58 PM5/8/07
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On 7 May 2007 17:18:05 -0700, rem...@aol.com wrote:

>>
>Update from The REAL Galactic Federation
> May 1, 2007
>Communicated thru Sheldan Nidle of The Planetary Activation Org.
> http://www.paoweb.com/updates.htm
>
> Selamat Balik!

Gitweee ro Hadafaa !


>We return,

I greet ye,


>dear Hearts,

Arrrrrrrr me Hearties !!


>with more to say about first contact.

I have something funny to share .....

(this is true)

I'm wearing a black 'eye patch' right this moment.

I went to the emergency hospital last night.
Not Dr Steven Greer's Caldwell Memorial Emergency Hospital,
but another hospital in New Zealand.

I had head aches, neck ache, jaw ache, and numbness, and non
functionaing eye and mouth.

The doctors said I have a virus and it is affecting a facial nerve.

I can't close one of my eyes.
So now I'm an ..... Arrrrrrrr me Hearties Pirate !!

And when I smile, it looks like I am saying ...
"Arrrrrrrr me Hearties !!"

>The current situation on your world is a balancing
>act between the last dark cabal and our Earth allies.

And a few Pirates !!

>At present,
>our Earth allies are in the midst of a worldwide putsch, which is
>intended to topple the last remaining minions of the dark. In the
>last few weeks, a number of issues have been agreed to between
>these two groups. What has been causing untold delays is the dark
>ones' scallywag morality;


Arrrrrrr !!


>whatever can be done surreptitiously to
>undermine any agreement, they have done. The list of those
>behaving deceitfully in these matters grows longer by the day! To
>move these actions forward, we have dispatched a number of liaison
>personnel to referee these events and solve any potential
>difficulties that may arise. We are providing our Earth allies
>with intelligence and advice with the intention of ending the
>impasse that, in our opinion, has held sway on your world for far
>too long. Your global society needs to be transformed swiftly


Avast !! and with a ton of gold me ship mates !!


>and
>the present dilemma does not bode well for this to happen as fast
>as we desire.
>
> The overall progress is indeed commendable. However, the
>process of change on your world, while greatly accelerated, is
>still below the levels considered normal for an immediate pre-
>contact environment. These circumstances put pressure on us to do
>more than is usual to bring your world into compliance with the
>massive first contact planned.


Arrr, that's what people do when they plan t' take their ships o'er
the horizon, they talk about it for years. Gar.


>Thus, we have instituted a series
>of plans, which we touched on in our last message. This new thrust
>allows our representatives on your world to be more proactive in
>ensuring that what is required gets done. This implies two things:
>First, we need to break the impasse mentioned above. Second, we
>need to become a more engaged participant in the operations set up
>by our Earth allies. A number of contingency plans are in place,
>and early indications suggest that our initial proposals are doing
>a lot of good in moving a whole range of matters forward. It is
>not often that this degree of coaxing has been approved for
>carrying out a first contact procedure. And so this particular
>mission continues to live up to its most unorthodox nature.


Aye Captain, when I drink water it sometimes drools out o' the corner
o' my mouth.


> As we develop operational alternatives, we are also involved
>in assimilating data concerning you and using this to move first
>contact to its final stage: the landings. This can be tricky. We
>want to involve in this process all those of you who are using
>your abilities, contacts, and resources to get our existence
>formally acknowledged, and, indeed, much is quietly being done to
>move this forward. Of course, what is needed goes far beyond this
>and requires a much quicker pace than the present one. We watch as
>the many tentacles of the dark squash any attempt to reveal the
>truth, which proves once again that only the substitution of the
>present regime by a friendlier one can resolve this insuperable
>obstacle. We have a number of tricks up our sleeve if current
>conditions stay as unviable as at present. We are also learning
>much about the degree of deceit extant on your world. All told, we
>know we require a strategy, which promotes contact while
>simultaneously transforming the present impasse into a formula for
>mutual success.


Mutual success with planet Earth,
instead of nukes and depleted uranium weapons.


> To this end, we have given our secret and overt on-planet
>operatives a veritable panoply of strategies. The strange, sloppy
>way that your dark ones operate means that we can use their modus
>operandi


Dr Steven Greer uses that word often too.


>to flush them out of their present position of strength.
>Their arrogance and overt malfeasance can thus be used against
>them, culminating in a metaphoric situation of being "hoist with
>their own petard." A maxim from your world that fits this
>circumstance is: "When handed lemons, make lemonade." Many crises
>on your world are currently awakening the populace and can be
>developed into a variety of preconditions for the removal of the
>present US regime. We are all about to be proved experts in the
>variety of techniques at our disposal for skinning the proverbial
>cat!


Ahoy, you should not be doin' thin's like that "skinning the
proverbial cat!" Arrrrr!

> The first step is to complete an updated and all-inclusive
>dossier of the dark cabal and its primary objectives. We need a
>complete profile of each member and a full list of their
>weaknesses and predispositions.


The lits, Art Deco, they are making some lits.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/education/wwww/buildings/images/shopping/main_list.gif


>Using this, we can do a thorough
>rundown of strategy options with a view to ascertaining the most
>effective one for our goals. This last cabal has grown quite
>panic-stricken over recent attempts to unseat them, and a series
>of new protective devices are currently in place.


Well, I guess everyone is "panic-stricken" then. ...
1. We had our UFO website hacked.
2. Alfred Webre is trying to stop a fake ET landing.
3. Terrorists are everywhere.
4. Real ETs are watching everything.
5. Galaxies are colliding.
6. There is another pirate born everyday.
7. David Letterman is showing 10 minutes later than usual.
8. Pirates are not good at making "the funniest UFO site on planet
Earth".

>We need to come
>up with fresh insights on ways to make the most of this new
>intelligence. We also intend to extend our range of options to
>take in all possible routes to victory. This impasse poses a
>difficulty that nonetheless contains within it the seeds of its
>solution. These investigations of ours are merely another avenue
>of approach for creating the preconditions for first contact. The
>escalating lawlessness on your world reaches a point where a
>greater degree of intervention becomes necessary.


Sounds like you are going to land in Naples first then.

And on America's Most Wanted
they showed that bastard secret service cop from Albania.
(Bashing a 15 year old girl and putting her through hell before
shooting her)


> This rising chaos is the smokescreen behind which this
>unconscionable group is hiding. The dark cabal is still convinced
>that, eventually, this chaos can become an asset, compelling our
>Earth allies to act hastily and imprudently enough to come a
>cropper. It is the intention of the dark to lure the Earth allies
>into making an ill-considered thrust that can be turned into a
>defeat for the Light. This strategy is clear to us, as is the
>reasoning behind it.


All those lost friends I mentioned recently
have it stuck fast in their being
that any ETs more intelligent and advanced than us
are uncaring and/or devious. (or non-existant)

So, yes, I understand what you say there.


>Our plan is to counter this possible move and
>let the dark fall into an abyss of its own making. Once the cabal
>is weakened and has "fallen on its own sword," we can then set up
>our Earth allies for victory. We can only impart the bare outlines
>of our strategy to you at this point, as success depends on
>keeping all details in the most stringent secrecy.


Top Secret Cosmic Umbra Zebra NAT0 CTSA OCCAR
'X'-in-Confidence FOUO Level 32 63 77 85 Rhyolite 100 2830 3487 Top
Secret-ISSA-TS/ISSA Yankee White DOJ DOE SCI ....
...... just like Newsgroups is.

(no-one knows about or reads newsgroups much)


(people these days prefer YouTube and videos)

http://groups.google.com/group/aliens-ufos-proof-evidence-research-facts/files

> As we continue down the path toward first contact, it becomes
>obvious that getting there is much more challenging than could
>ever have been foreseen. From this, you can see that your
>frustrations are equally mirrored by our experiences and actions
>on your behalf. Our intent, as ever, is to make first contact a
>reality as soon as divinely possible, and we are more than
>willing, literally, to move Heaven and Earth to achieve this goal.


That's right folks. Hear Ye Hear Ye. Step right up now
and watch Heaven and Earth move !!

LOL ;-) <<< one black pirate patch.


>It is not as easy as many of you sometimes image for us to sit up
>here, far removed from your world and looking down on all that is
>happening to you. You deserve so much better than the suffering
>and trials that daily surround you. We take your problems fully
>into consideration as we wrestle with the situations imposed on us
>by the nature of the customs, morals (or lack of!), and
>perceptions that govern your global society.
>
> First contact does not operate in a vacuum. We must reconcile
>myriad unique factors: fears, beliefs, realities. First contact is
>more than merely descending upon you in a vast drove of ships!
>Rather, we are preparing ourselves, as is Heaven to complete a
>huge shift in your consciousness.


Less Pirate and more GALACTIC FEDERATION.


>This is being done in Love and
>within the purview of the divine plan. Such an action needs a very
>special grand strategy, and this is what we are devising for first
>contact. Such an elaborate operation requires, from time to time,
>a certain amount of "tweaking" of details, and this is one of
>those times. Yet, regardless of what phase we reach, the goal
>remains crystal clear: first contact is inevitable and is each day
>a step closer to happening. Remember that Together, We are indeed
>Victorious!


Aye Captain!


> Today, we carried on with our discussion of the ins and outs
>of first contact. We explained what is delaying it and how we
>intend to compensate for this "bump in the road." Our desire is to
>complete this first contact mission as soon as divinely possible.
>We now take our leave. Know in your Heart of Hearts that the
>perpetual Supply and infinite Abundance of Heaven are indeed
>Yours! Selamat Majon! Selamat Kasitaram! (Sirian for Rejoice! and
>Be Blessed in Heavenly Love and Joy!)


Gitweee ro Hadafaa !
( Vwotrian for Arrrrrrrr me Hearties !! )


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/SirGilliganHorry/avast.jpg


=============================================

>Planetary Activation Organization
>http://www.paoweb.com
>
>This copy was reposted by Robert E. McElwaine
> PAO Member
> Eckankar Initiate
> B.S., Physics and Astronomy, UW-EC
> http://members.aol.com/rem547 PLUS
> http://members.aol.com/rem460
> Preserve BOTH on CD-R and PRINT-OUTS
>
>See also http://members.aol.com/rem460/galacfed.txt ,
> http://members.aol.com/rem460/moonmars.txt ,
> http://members.aol.com/rem547/federatn.htm ,
> http://members.aol.com/rem460/heldback.txt ,
> http://members.aol.com/rem460/tsunami.txt ,
> http://www.galacticfriends.com ,
> http://www.disclosureproject.org .
>
>P.S.: PASS IT ON !

THIS VIRUS MAKES MORE PIRATES IF WE PASS IT ON. ARRRRR !


BUT THIS WEBSITE IS GOOD TO PASS IT ON ! ......

http://spaceufos.googlepages.com

Woodsy

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May 9, 2007, 8:13:44 AM5/9/07
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"Sir Gilligan Horry" <G...@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
news:pmf243lmighk4qnj4...@4ax.com...

> On 7 May 2007 17:18:05 -0700, rem...@aol.com wrote:
>
>
> I have something funny to share .....
>
> (this is true)
>
> I'm wearing a black 'eye patch' right this moment.
>
> I went to the emergency hospital last night.
> Not Dr Steven Greer's Caldwell Memorial Emergency Hospital,
> but another hospital in New Zealand.
>
> I had head aches, neck ache, jaw ache, and numbness, and non
> functionaing eye and mouth.
>
> The doctors said I have a virus and it is affecting a facial nerve.
>
> I can't close one of my eyes.
> So now I'm an ..... Arrrrrrrr me Hearties Pirate !!
>
> And when I smile, it looks like I am saying ...
> "Arrrrrrrr me Hearties !!"
>

A virus? This almost sounds like you have Bell's Palsy.
http://www.bellspalsy.ws/

A friend had it last year. The condition lasted about 6 weeks or so, but
eventually all the symptoms disappeared.

Hopefully this will not put off the creation of the world's funniest UFO
website.

Woodsy

HVAC

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May 9, 2007, 8:28:00 AM5/9/07
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"Sir Gilligan Horry" <G...@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
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>
> I'm wearing a black 'eye patch' right this moment.


Post picture.


--
"Twonk-She can't count to ten without cross dressing up" - HVAC

Sir Gilligan Horry

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May 9, 2007, 2:58:20 PM5/9/07
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On Wed, 9 May 2007 08:13:44 -0400, "Woodsy" <neil...@adelphia.net>
wrote:

>
>"Sir Gilligan Horry" <G...@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
>news:pmf243lmighk4qnj4...@4ax.com...
>> On 7 May 2007 17:18:05 -0700, rem...@aol.com wrote:
>>
>>
>> I have something funny to share .....
>>
>> (this is true)
>>
>> I'm wearing a black 'eye patch' right this moment.
>>
>> I went to the emergency hospital last night.
>> Not Dr Steven Greer's Caldwell Memorial Emergency Hospital,
>> but another hospital in New Zealand.
>>
>> I had head aches, neck ache, jaw ache, and numbness, and non
>> functionaing eye and mouth.
>>
>> The doctors said I have a virus and it is affecting a facial nerve.
>>
>> I can't close one of my eyes.
>> So now I'm an ..... Arrrrrrrr me Hearties Pirate !!
>>
>> And when I smile, it looks like I am saying ...
>> "Arrrrrrrr me Hearties !!"
>>
>
>A virus? This almost sounds like you have Bell's Palsy.
>http://www.bellspalsy.ws/


Yeah, I reckon that's what I've got.
Exactly as the page describes.

Two doctors have put me on anti-viral drugs though.
But I don't think it is the Chicken Pox / Herpes virus.
Because people get blisters on the face with that.

I will go and see another doctor soon,
because I hate taking pills of any sort.


This morning, if I blink as hard as I can, the eye closes,
where as yesterday it would not.
So that is a sign I will recover quickly ...
... to make the Funniest UFO website on planet Earth.

:-)

Woodsy, thanks for that link !!

Sir Gilligan Horry

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On 9 May 2007 05:28:00 -0700, HVAC <MR....@gmail.com> wrote:

>
>"Sir Gilligan Horry" <G...@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
>news:pmf243lmighk4qnj4...@4ax.com...
>>
>> I'm wearing a black 'eye patch' right this moment.
>
>
>Post picture.


Howdy HVAC !

Here are a few pictures ...

http://www.buycostumes.com/SearchResultsGridView.aspx?subcat=AdultCostumes&keywords=pirate


Sir Gilligan Horry

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HVAC

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May 9, 2007, 4:30:48 PM5/9/07
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"Sir Gilligan Horry" <G...@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
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>>>
>>> I'm wearing a black 'eye patch' right this moment.
>>
>>
>>Post picture.
>
>
> Howdy HVAC !
>
> Here are a few pictures ...
>
> http://www.buycostumes.com/SearchResultsGridView.aspx?subcat=AdultCostumes&keywords=pirate

I meant a picture of YOU....But you knew that.

I saw some of those dolls that make me think of Twonky done
up as a female pirate..... Guess which one.

PS- Doesn't it blow your mind that after all these years it turns
out that I was right all along about Twonky being gay?

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