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Art Deco

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Feb 28, 2006, 11:05:50 PM2/28/06
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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wran...@netcabal.com> wrote:

>Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2006 Usenet Kook
>awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have been explicitly disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>until 23:59:59 UTC (11:59:59 PM Greenwich Mean Time) on March 7th to
>cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
>See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
><http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
>
>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
>
>BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Archimedes Plutonium

YES
>
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
> Honest John
> Salah Jafar
> Warhol
> none of the above
> abstain

I nominated warswine, but he faded again, and RL kooks are always more
deserving IMO.

projectorboi please
>
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Chuck Lysaght
> Honest John
> Meldon of soc.men
> Viking of soc.men
> none of the above
> abstain

clock brain please
>
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Chuck Lysaght
> Professeur Von TwoSteps
> Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
> Soc.Men
> none of the above
> abstain

Kazoo, another RL kook
>
>
>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. "Death Tour Lies-Sack"
> Dick Cheney, Vice President of the USA
> neither of the above
> abstain

Chucknozzle
>
>
>GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Michael Baldwin Bruce

YES
>
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Charles D Bohne
> Honest John
> Jeff Ream, a.k.a. "JeffsNewJetta"
> none of the above
> abstain

Chuckweasel
>
>
>PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Honest John
> Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
> neither of the above
> abstain

clock brain
>
>
>TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Darla Pere & sockpuppets
> Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
> neither of the above
> abstain

porpoise breath the fake alien(s)
>
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Archimedes Plutonium
> Lionheart of soc.men
> neither of the above
> abstain

Archie Pu
>
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Honest John
> Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
> neither of the above
> abstain

projectorboi
>
>
>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. "FreeSpeechStore"

Another RL kook. YES
>
>
>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brad Guth, a.k.a. "GuthBall"
> Honest John
> neither of the above
> abstain

Guthball, but I'm guessing the lame brain will lose again.
>
>
>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Doug Grant von Rieman, a.k.a. "Doogie Grant"
> Warhol
> neither of the above
> abstain

warswine
>
>
>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Max Varazslo, alias "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"

YES
>
>
>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
> Dean Humphries, trained by Phoenix & Peter J Ross
> Honest John, trained by Art Deco
> Pamela K Russell, trained by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
> Steve "BowTie"/"Fly Cooter" Young, trained by Lionel
> none of the above
> abstain

Fortunately, my vote in this very esteemed slate is easy:

Abstain
>
>
>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
> Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. "FreeSpeechStore"
> abstain

Oh boy -- I'll take Kazoo, please
>
>
>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Brad Jesness, a.k.a. "Bardley"
> Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
> Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
> Viking of soc.men
> abstain

Vjiqueen
>
>
>OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. "PSYLVIA"
> abstain

PSYLVIA, just because she launched into a screedy all-caps meltdown
over about 6 words I posted.
>
>
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one, or abstain)
>
> Charles D Bohne & Honest John
> Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
> abstain

Chuckweasel and clock brain, sittin' in a tree...
>
>
>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Woodchuck Bill

YES
>
>
>
>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

A fine ballot once again. Kudos to all the researchers and to the
FNVW, of course.

--
"Good come back cunt!"

"Didn't you bet a merit badge in Gopher Choking, bugger Boy?"

"We don't discuss religion anymore you fucking idiot! Eat some more shit"
-- Honest John, Christian evangelist

Honest John

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"Art Deco" <art_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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From: s...@gainv.mindspring.com (Art Deco)
Subject: Hardworking DWM, 50, looks 30,135, N/S, N/D, disease free,
Date: 1996/12/08
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no kids,stay at home type, non-macho,easy going,honest,
faithful,sensual, affectionate,witty, atrocious puns, not politically
correct, ex-60's hipster. King of the pack rats. Not into
sports,hunting, fishing,politics, religion, rap, dogs, S/M, B/D,or
traditional family value crap. Interests include, plants, ecology,
antiques,old movies,music, art,writing, computers, film
production,classic cars, flea markets and garage sales. Looking for
LTR with WF,25+, no kids, dogs, 60 foot pythons. Must be skinny,
happy, horny, not sexually dead, like massages, country living, cats,
have good sense of humor and a vocabulary higher than 50 words. Art,
graphics or acting background a plus. I'm not looking for a maid,
slave or cook. Please, no gameplayers, pathological liers, psychotics,
drunks, junkies, golddiggers, inmates or greed/power trips. Sincere
only. Reply to: s...@gains.mindspring.com

fart...@127.0.0.1


Honest John

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Feb 28, 2006, 11:13:26 PM2/28/06
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Honest John <hones...@centurytel.net>, squeaked in
<eIydnbC6p_YNg5jZ...@centurytel.net>:

> I've been suffering from an annoying haemmorrhoid for the past 8 years
> now. The problem runs in my family and I also wasn't getting enough
> fiber in my diet 8 years ago. I let it get too big before I finally, 2
> or 3 years ago, had it cut out. It was the size of a fist!

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Ouchie!

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"ą" <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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No shit, Sherlock

HJ

STROKE MY THRILLHAMMER YOU SLUT!

- Art Deco a.k.a. "shit for brains"

If you want me I'll be in the attic stalking the rats which have become a
problem as they are now armed.

- Art Deco a.k.a. "Fatty Arbuckle"

Sweetheart. its going to take a lot more than that to get into my panties.

- Art Deco a.k.a. "Cinderella"

Gotta go now. Don't wanna miss the church burning tonight. Always get a
front row seat.

- Art Deco a.k.a. "Psycho Dave"

... I declare myself to be Pope Eggs IV. Kneel before me my child and kiss
the ring. Or my feet.

- Art Deco a.k.a. "Eggs Xactly"

I want you dead.

- Art Deco a.k.a. "Psycho Phil"

If anybody is looking for me I'll be in bed until June 12th.

- Art Deco a.k.a. "Capt. Nitwit"

The hardest part was strapping him down and shooting him up with the
street-grade downers. Slippery little devil.

- Art Deco a.k.a. "Baron von Schmuck"


Art Deco

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Mar 2, 2006, 7:11:01 PM3/2/06
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Honest John <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

>No shiFLUSH

You are no doubt the biggest moron I've ever encountered on usenet.

Adios, projectorboi. Enjoy your obsession.

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>
> --
> "Good come back cunt!"
>
> "Didn't you bet a merit badge in Gopher Choking, bugger Boy?"
>
> "We don't discuss religion anymore you fucking idiot! Eat some more shit"
> -- Honest John, Christian evangelist

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Mar 2, 2006, 7:22:29 PM3/2/06
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Art Deco wrote:

>
> Bookman <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote:
>
> >>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >
> >>> Honest John, trained by Art Deco
> >
> >Tough crowd, but the speed of this training program gets the nod. AD
> >took him from zero to meltdown in record time.
>
> And just now he made the KF. I'm predicting the GKF for the lamer soon.

The BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE isn't going very well this
month, 'eh?

Honest John

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"Art Deco" <art_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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STROKE MY THRILLHAMMER YOU SLUT!

Honest John

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"ą" <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Art Deco wrote:
> >
> > Bookman <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote:
> >
> > >>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> > >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> > >
> > >>> Honest John, trained by Art Deco
> > >
> > >Tough crowd, but the speed of this training program gets the nod. AD
> > >took him from zero to meltdown in record time.
> >
> > And just now he made the KF. I'm predicting the GKF for the lamer soon.
>
> The BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE isn't going very well this
> month, 'eh?
>

Wally Anglesea™

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On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:11:01 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
wrote:


>
>You are no doubt the biggest moron I've ever encountered on usenet.

Remind me to introduce you to Carole.
She's the dumbest person on usenet. She makes the hillbilly "dishonest
John" look like a mental midget.

--

http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/Alien_recipes.html

"You can't fool me, it's turtles all the way down."

Honest John

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"Wally AngleseaT" <wang...@spammersbigpondareparasites.net.au> wrote in
message news:uk3f02p6ep7k7jqm8...@4ax.com...

> On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:11:01 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
> wrote:
>
>
> >
> >You are no doubt the biggest moron I've ever encountered on usenet.
>
> Remind me to introduce you to Carole.
> She's the dumbest person on usenet. She makes the hillbilly "dishonest
> John" look like a mental midget.

Art, your damn dog is loose again!

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Art Deco

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Mar 2, 2006, 7:53:19 PM3/2/06
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Wally Anglesea™ <wang...@spammersbigpondareparasites.net.au> wrote:

>On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:11:01 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
>wrote:
>
>
>>
>>You are no doubt the biggest moron I've ever encountered on usenet.
>
>Remind me to introduce you to Carole.
>She's the dumbest person on usenet. She makes the hillbilly "dishonest
>John" look like a mental midget.

I've seen a few Carole poasts, a hard-core conspiracy kook, yes?

Honest John

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"Art Deco" <art_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:020320061753198182%art_...@127.0.0.1...

> Wally AngleseaT <wang...@spammersbigpondareparasites.net.au> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:11:01 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
> >wrote:
> >
> >
> >>
> >>You are no doubt the biggest moron I've ever encountered on usenet.
> >
> >Remind me to introduce you to Carole.
> >She's the dumbest person on usenet. She makes the hillbilly "dishonest
> >John" look like a mental midget.
>
> I've seen a few Carole poasts, a hard-core conspiracy kook, yes?

Sorry OLD loser!

Wally Anglesea™

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On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:53:19 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
wrote:

>Wally Anglesea™ <wang...@spammersbigpondareparasites.net.au> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:11:01 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1>
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>You are no doubt the biggest moron I've ever encountered on usenet.
>>
>>Remind me to introduce you to Carole.
>>She's the dumbest person on usenet. She makes the hillbilly "dishonest
>>John" look like a mental midget.
>
>I've seen a few Carole poasts, a hard-core conspiracy kook, yes?

Yep, and dumber than a rock. She's mentioned that she has been taking
calcium to "counteract" the effects of the flouride in water, (which
is a mind control psyop drug according to her favourite kooksites), so
her brain must have completely calcified.

She's also convinced that there is an actual star inside the hollow
Earth, and all of the scientists, amateur and professional
astronomers, and geologists in the world are part of a conspiracy to
hide that fact.

In Australia, we call someone as stupid as that a Galah, which is
according to folklore a really stupid bird which makes a lot of noise.
So she's a Galah.

--

Find out about Australia's most dangerous Doomsday Cult:
http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/pebble.htm

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Honest John

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ah

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Quiet, k0ok.
--
ah

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Honest John

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"Charles D. Bohne" <sp...@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 2 Mar 2006 18:38:44 -0600, "Honest John"
> <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
> Isn't it unmasking, exposing, debunking how kooky these self-appointed
> kook-hunters are?
> You did a fine job, Honest!
> Nevertheless, most people will prefer to believe their lies ... without
> public support you cannot win and you may end up here:
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.usenet.kooks
>
> There is no glamour in martyrdom when people don't even have the guts
> to recognize the good cause that you are fighting for. Leave the matter
> to the Good Lord. HE will punish them according to their sinful acts.
> C.

Did you notice that Art suppressed the monthly stats so that most would no
know that Old Fart got his ass waxed in the stats by myself. How "small" is
that?

Sold to the porch monkey in the green fur pants and bone in his nose for 25
cents. Be proud brother!

-Art Deco a.k.a. "Big Bux Billie D"


I guess that there are no blacks at NREL.


Daedalus

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Mar 3, 2006, 12:34:59 PM3/3/06
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STAT SUPPRESSION??? Alexa, look into this immediately!

Jade
Dame of the OOTSWBTYCHWAPIAWTWMIBB

Daedalus

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On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:10:24 +0100, Charles D. Bohne
<sp...@PasoSchweiz.de>, wrote:

>On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 19:06:37 -0600, Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>"We don't discuss religion anymore you fucking idiot!
>

>Who ist "we", dear Fred?
>
>What is there to discuss?
>
>C.

That was a famous kook quote. Try to keep up, but don't hurt yourself.

Art Deco

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Mar 3, 2006, 6:00:42 PM3/3/06
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Charles D. Bohne <sp...@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote:

>On Thu, 2 Mar 2006 18:38:44 -0600, "Honest John"
><hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>

>>Art, your damn dog is loose again!
>>
>>STROKE MY THRILLHAMMER YOU SLUT!
>>
>> - Art Deco a.k.a. "shit for brains"
>>
>>If you want me I'll be in the attic stalking the rats which have become a
>>problem as they are now armed.
>>
>> - Art Deco a.k.a. "Fatty Arbuckle"
>>
>>Sweetheart. its going to take a lot more than that to get into my panties.
>>
>> - Art Deco a.k.a. "Cinderella"
>>
>>Gotta go now. Don't wanna miss the church burning tonight. Always get a
>>front row seat.
>>
>> - Art Deco a.k.a. "Psycho Dave"
>>
>>... I declare myself to be Pope Eggs IV. Kneel before me my child and kiss
>>the ring. Or my feet.
>>
>> - Art Deco a.k.a. "Eggs Xactly"
>>
>>I want you dead.
>>
>> - Art Deco a.k.a. "Psycho Phil"
>>
>>If anybody is looking for me I'll be in bed until June 12th.
>>
>> - Art Deco a.k.a. "Capt. Nitwit"
>>
>>The hardest part was strapping him down and shooting him up with the
>>street-grade downers. Slippery little devil.
>>
>> - Art Deco a.k.a. "Baron von Schmuck"
>>

>Isn't it unmasking, exposing, debunking how kooky these self-appointed
>kook-hunters are?
>You did a fine job, Honest!

A fine slurp here, Chu*k!

>Nevertheless, most people will prefer to believe their lies ...

Any evidence for today's delusion, Chu*k?

>without
>public support you cannot win and you may end up here:
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.usenet.kooks
>
>There is no glamour in martyrdom when people don't even have the guts
>to recognize the good cause that you are fighting for. Leave the matter
>to the Good Lord. HE will punish them according to their sinful acts.
>C.

Oh look, St. Chu*k is condemning people to hell.

--
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Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
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Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

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renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

Art Deco

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Daedalus <ja...@net-kooks.org> wrote:

ZAT SUPPRESSION???

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Honest John

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"Fred Hall" <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in message

Fred Hall is really talented! He can type and post at the same time have
his tongue completely up Peter J. Ross ass hole!

Let's give him a big round of applause on that feat!

The crowd goes wild!

HJ


ah

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Mar 3, 2006, 6:50:41 PM3/3/06
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Charles D. Bohne wrote:
> On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:57:57 -0500, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Quiet, k0ok.
> Quiet, k0ok-ah.
Quiet, k0ok-ohne.
--
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"Kali" <ka...@lart.com> wrote in message
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> In article <ko-dndcHZKq...@centurytel.net>, posted Fri,
> 3 Mar 2006 17:39:47 -0600, Honest John hones...@centurytel.net
> says...
> You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em
> together.
>
> Kali

Good come back you fat skank!


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Rasta Khan

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Kali <ka...@lart.com> wrote:

> got two empty halves

Breast implants come cheap these days.

Ugly Bob

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"Honest John" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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Hi Alexa!


Ugly Bob

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Hi Alexa!


Ugly Bob

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> Kali <ka...@lart.com> wrote:
>
>> got two empty halves
>
> Breast implants come cheap these days.

Though, not inexpensive...


Honest John

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Hi Alexia!


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Hi Alexia!


DrPostman

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I agree with this poast!!!!!!


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±

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Fred Hall wrote:
>
> On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:22:29 -0800, ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Art Deco wrote:
> >>
> >> Bookman <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote:
> >>
> >> >>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> >> >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >> >
> >> >>> Honest John, trained by Art Deco
> >> >
> >> >Tough crowd, but the speed of this training program gets the nod. AD
> >> >took him from zero to meltdown in record time.
> >>
> >> And just now he made the KF. I'm predicting the GKF for the lamer soon.
> >
> >The BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE isn't going very well this
> >month, 'eh?
>
> Looks like you've got a fanboi, Drano. Will you let Dishonest John be
> an honorary member of sn*h?

The scary word that you dare not mention by name?

Maybe you can explain to me why "snuh" brings the yellow-bellied fear
out of AUKers?

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Mar 5, 2006, 12:44:43 AM3/5/06
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± wrote:
> Fred Hall wrote:
> >
> > On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:22:29 -0800, ± <h0plib...@hotmail.com>

> > wrote:
> >
> > >Art Deco wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Bookman <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> > >> >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> > >> >
> > >> >>> Honest John, trained by Art Deco
> > >> >
> > >> >Tough crowd, but the speed of this training program gets the nod. AD
> > >> >took him from zero to meltdown in record time.
> > >>
> > >> And just now he made the KF. I'm predicting the GKF for the lamer soon.
> > >
> > >The BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE isn't going very well this
> > >month, 'eh?
> >
> > Looks like you've got a fanboi, Drano. Will you let Dishonest John be
> > an honorary member of sn*h?
>
> The scary word that you dare not mention by name?
>
> Maybe you can explain to me why "snuh" brings the yellow-bellied fear
> out of AUKers?

Because they are cowards. Take Shorn, the thick irish cunt, for
example. He's as big a coward as Dickless Davie Tholen. Neither of whom
have teh balls to reply to me for fear of teh ridicule and scorn I will
pour on them.

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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:

>
> ą wrote:
> > Fred Hall wrote:
> > >
> > > On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:22:29 -0800, ą <h0plib...@hotmail.com>

> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >Art Deco wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> Bookman <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> > > >> >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> > > >> >
> > > >> >>> Honest John, trained by Art Deco
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Tough crowd, but the speed of this training program gets the nod. AD
> > > >> >took him from zero to meltdown in record time.
> > > >>
> > > >> And just now he made the KF. I'm predicting the GKF for the lamer soon.
> > > >
> > > >The BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE isn't going very well this
> > > >month, 'eh?
> > >
> > > Looks like you've got a fanboi, Drano. Will you let Dishonest John be
> > > an honorary member of sn*h?
> >
> > The scary word that you dare not mention by name?
> >
> > Maybe you can explain to me why "snuh" brings the yellow-bellied fear
> > out of AUKers?
>
> Because they are cowards.

Is it that obvious?


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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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± wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
> >
> > ± wrote:
> > > Fred Hall wrote:
> > > >
> > > > On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:22:29 -0800, ± <h0plib...@hotmail.com>

> > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >Art Deco wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Bookman <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> >>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> > > > >> >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> >>> Honest John, trained by Art Deco
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> >Tough crowd, but the speed of this training program gets the nod. AD
> > > > >> >took him from zero to meltdown in record time.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> And just now he made the KF. I'm predicting the GKF for the lamer soon.
> > > > >
> > > > >The BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE isn't going very well this
> > > > >month, 'eh?
> > > >
> > > > Looks like you've got a fanboi, Drano. Will you let Dishonest John be
> > > > an honorary member of sn*h?
> > >
> > > The scary word that you dare not mention by name?
> > >
> > > Maybe you can explain to me why "snuh" brings the yellow-bellied fear
> > > out of AUKers?
> >
> > Because they are cowards.
>
> Is it that obvious?

'fraid so. You can note the lack of response.

MrTurnipHead

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DrPostman wrote:

> I agree with this poast!!!!!!

I agree with this poaste!!!

piddie -- let's just plant our gardens and let
life grow? Heh? What?

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DrPostman

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On Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:03:30 GMT, MrTurnipHead
<n...@wondowinpu.com.net> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>DrPostman wrote:
>
>> I agree with this poast!!!!!!
>
>I agree with this poaste!!!


Wrong poaste. More like a Bowtieste.


>piddie -- let's just plant our gardens and let
>life grow? Heh? What?


The DEA will get ya.

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ah

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Charles D. Bohne wrote:

> On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 18:50:41 -0500, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>Quiet, k0ok.
>>> Quiet, k0ok-ah.
>>Quiet, k0ok-ohne.
> Quiet, k0ok-avec.
Quiet, k0ok-en-dehors.
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ah

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Charles D. Bohne wrote:

> On Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:47:50 -0500, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>>Quiet, k0ok.
>>>>> Quiet, k0ok-ah.
>>>>Quiet, k0ok-ohne.
>>> Quiet, k0ok-avec.
>>Quiet, k0ok-en-dehors.
> Quiet, k0ok-without.
Quiet, k0ok-mit-hosen.
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