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I have him living like a God in peaceful Boca Granda. Fl. Rick Scott
state police will protect him. Best to keep in mind he is one of the
most loved man in the world. Best to keep in mind his billions in
gold. In fascist USA he is safer than you or I O ya TreBert
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Already hitting the hooch this early in the day, BeertBrain ???
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My mother talks about "hooch." She'll be 98 in a few months.
Having you as an offspring, that really doesn't come as a big surprise.
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Hey folks, did you know that Hags sister has a STD named after her? Great
job, Sarah Stupid. You should be proud.
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) – Alaska has the nation's highest rate of
Chlamydia and second-highest rate of gonorrhea as the sexually transmitted
diseases spread in rural areas, according to the Alaska Division of Public
Health.
WOW 98 Would your mother go for a man 15 years younger than her? I
can't relate "hooch" with Bub Light??? If a shark is found with
cement boots in its gut I will start believing this hocas,bocus,BS
fairy tail put out by our now fascist government that 87% of USA does
not have any faith in. Get the picture TreBert
Like Ca. Fl. Alaska is a GOPer state. GOPers care little about your
health,and if back in the White House health care for the poor will go
as will food stamps. Palin will serve out the Mafia Tang. Its Tang or
GOPers will have to pay taxes to feed the poor families(25,000,000)
Ha Ha Ha O ya TreBert
(:G:)
Lonnie Courtney Clay
So on Mother's Day, you tell Jason that you want to
fuck the shit out of his 98 year old mother?
You're a class act, Bert.
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"OK you cunts, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo
Actually, I think he's after her Social Security check, to
guarantee a steady supply of Bud Light ...
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My mother has three requirements of her suitors: 1) they must be financially
independent; 2) they must have their own health insurance; and 3) they must
be able to drive at night. If you meet all three requirements, let me know
and I'll give you an email where you may send your picture for her
consideration.
Bert gets 16 dollars a month in food stamps.
> 2) they must have their own health insurance;
Bert's on Medicare.
> 3) they must be able to drive at night.
Bert isn't allowed out of the home at night.
He doesn't have a car anyway...Say, maybe she'd
like to go for a ride on his homemade barrel boat.
She's got insurance, right?
> If you meet all three
> requirements, let me know and I'll give you an email where you may send
> your picture for her consideration.
Well, Bert IS ugly.
When he was born, the doctor slapped his face by mistake.
Bert was so ugly at birth, his parents almost named him Shit Happens.
Bert is so ugly, when he sits in the sand, cats try to bury him.
When he was born, the doctor slapped his his mama.
Bert is so ugly, people put his picture in their car window as an
anti-theft device.
So, you mother works as a prostitute ??
But I thought you Missoura hillfolk prefer pigs ... ooops, I just answered
my own question.
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My mother need not work as my father left her quite comfortable. Although
you no doubt fail all of her criteria - send a pic anyway as she enjoys a
good laugh.
Sorry ... I don't do pigs ... no offense ..
Whew! What a relief THAT is!
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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Normally, we would consider that a challenge. However, as you are but a
decrepit, old, ink stained, white man, we find great humor in your comment.
Indeed, my mother alone would subdue you. Silly old man.
I'm just a spectator, I love spectator sports!
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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We know, Hags. You do ewes. If you messed with anything else, Dolly would
kick your sorry old ass to the next trailer park. Your are such a
disgusting bag of meat. A total waste of skin. We can't even recycle your
skin because you drew all over it.
Undoubtedly if the Centers for Disease Control (CDCl did even a basic
epidemiological study of Alaskan STDs, they'd find:
(1) ground zero for STDs not just in Hagar's trailer park, but in
Hagar's very own ramshackle single wide, and
(2) heavy contagion of the livestock and wildlife (and we don't mean
the bars!) spriraling outward from said trailer park and single wide!
Hagar's compound could verily be the epicenter of a worldwide epidemic
of drug-resistant, Armageddonish plagues with Hagar himself as the
Antichrist!!
And here all along we thought Hagar was merely an unusually gluttonish
consumer of gubmint cheese!!!
Undoubtedly if the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) did even a basic
So ... she is indeed a pig, then ...
and, btw ... who is "we" ... the Missouri Redneck community, Niggers on the
dole, Injuns on the dole or Mehicans on the dole ???
Surely the word "job" is not in your dictionary.
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So ... Surely the word "job" is not in your dictionary.
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You speak as though you have a productive life. That makes the gods smile.
More people want to see his dead body for proof,and as I posted "So do
I" Killing now becomes an "if Come" Only 35 % believe what
Washington DC gives out. He should have been hung by his balls at
"Freedom Square" for all to see. TreBert
...... He should have been hung by his balls at
"Freedom Square" for all to see. TreBert
*** The only intelligent thing you've uttered in the past
10 years or so.