World's shortest fairy tale ..

Hagar

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Oct 30, 2009, 8:30:35 PM10/30/09

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing
and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and brandy and had tons of
money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he
wanted.

The end

BradGuth

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Oct 30, 2009, 8:37:01 PM10/30/09

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Obviously, that's yourself. It was the "farted whenever he wanted"
that gave you away.

~ BG

"The Great One"

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Oct 31, 2009, 1:15:12 AM10/31/09

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"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message news:b4-dnUZlfYexGHbX...@giganews.com...

That was Terrific !!
--
John C.

Bast

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Oct 31, 2009, 1:22:00 AM10/31/09

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"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
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Wise words.
Most of us had to learn that lesson the hard way

HVAC

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Oct 31, 2009, 10:10:47 AM10/31/09

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"Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote in message
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Great fairy tale.

I was hoping the ending might be a bit more old shool.

"And then the happy man pushed the witch into the oven
where she died screaming in agony while he whistled a tune".

Something like that.

Hagar

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Oct 31, 2009, 11:57:45 AM10/31/09

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"HVAC" <harlowc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I'll get to work on that right away, hehehehh

Hagar

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Oct 31, 2009, 12:05:41 PM10/31/09

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"BradGuth" <brad...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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~ BG
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GuthBall, there are two different kinds of farts, don't ya know ..
There is the "bean and beer" fart, referenced in the joke, which
you ascribed to me.
Then there is the "GuthBall Brain Fart", represented in of most
of your inane scribbling.

Whereas mine farts are olfactory, yours are literary stink bombs.

Double-A

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Nov 2, 2009, 4:23:00 PM11/2/09

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On Oct 30, 4:30 pm, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote:

And the girl did OK too down at Madam Dolly's Fun House! And the guy
got to have sex with her every time he had $25 to spare, which was a
lot more often than than he would have gotten it had he been married
to her! And it cost him a lot less too!

Double-A

vtcapo

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Nov 3, 2009, 6:23:04 AM11/3/09

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You know what they say, the honeymoon is over when you fart in bed.
Bawahahahahahaha....

RT

vtcapo

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Nov 3, 2009, 6:36:59 AM11/3/09

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Fairy Tale? You mean true confessions? The girl said no because Hagar
IS a Fairy....Bawahahahahahahah...

RT

Hagar

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Nov 3, 2009, 10:41:31 AM11/3/09

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"vtcapo" <vtc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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RT
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I would expect nothing less than a totally un-witty reply like this
from an about to retire school teacher, whose lifelong ambition
is about to come true, namely participating in the "Special
Olympics" as a contestant.

vtcapo

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Nov 3, 2009, 11:20:22 AM11/3/09

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You gonna watch me?............

RT

H.

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Nov 5, 2009, 1:59:41 PM11/5/09

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"vtcapo" <vtc...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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You gonna watch me?............

RT
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Why would anyone want to watch you masturbate?
H.

Hagar

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Nov 8, 2009, 11:29:55 AM11/8/09

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"H." <hbo...@charter.net> wrote in message
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"Jerkoffs" ... isn't that a synonym for "Liberals" ???

vtcapo

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Nov 8, 2009, 11:44:55 AM11/8/09

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Guys, enjoying your circle jerk? Bawhahahahahahahahah...

RT

BradGuth

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Nov 8, 2009, 2:40:36 PM11/8/09

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On Oct 31, 8:05 am, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> wrote:
> "BradGuth" <bradg...@gmail.com> wrote in message

Obviously your public funded fast-food diet literally sucks and blows.

~ BG

BradGuth

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Nov 8, 2009, 2:42:32 PM11/8/09

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That's a given, but then why would Hagar's fuzzy primates or other
farm animals care?

~ BG