The Worst Debunkers in History -- Help Has Arrived!!
Sir Arthur C. B. Wholeflaffers A.S.A
These newsgroups have the worst bunch of UFO Debunkers this side of Area-51.
Luckily, I am here to help you with your debunking! First off, you MUST, at all
costs, be creative when debunking UFOs, because the evidence to prove the
existence of UFOs and aliens is overwhelming in the positive.
When you add the voluminous amount of excellent research that has been done on
crop circles, animal mutilations, human abductions, trace cases, government
cover-ups, implants, crash retrievals, Military involvement, Corporate
involvement, UFO sightings, harassment of witnesses, and on and on, -- well, you
really can't argue on the facts. So -- the debunkers better start coming up
with some smart and clever excuses, or else they will totally lose any shred or
"shard" of credibility they have left! Luckily, I have chosen to help this
luckless and clueless crowd!!
Okay then, let's take the recent A&E Special, for example. On that silly show,
some Canadian researcher was profiled who propounds the theory that the "alien
abduction scenario" is all a figment of the mind, brought on by exposure to
low-level electromagnetic fields generated by piezoelectric "rock-crunching"
movement of the earth's crust which produces the "lights in the sky" phenomena
called UFOs. Now, if that isn't a mouthful- what is??
But if that is to much to expound, you might try these apologies, which were
recently used on the PBS show called, "Kidnapped by Aliens." You probably have
guessed it already, I am referring to the "False Memory Syndrome." Although
it more accurately should be identified as the "False Memory "Spin-drome;" since
most alien abduction memories are retrieved WITHOUT the use of hypnosis, a tiny
but important detail the Producers of that PBS show "conveniently" forgot to
mention!! But when someone wants to state that little "inconvenient " fact,
just shoot out this zinger: "sleep paralysis." That will really make them
jump! Also, try calling the Abductees --weak-minded individuals; delusional (a
debunker favorite!); victims of repeated hallucinations and the 'Phil Klass'
special, refer to the Abductees as "little nobodies, people seeking celebrity
status! " And for heavens sakes, don't forget to throw in that Magic Word from
time to time, "Confabulation!"
But just in case you can't remember all that, here are some plausible sounding
reasons that can be used to explain away ALL UFO sightings, when the need
arises:
Meteors
Comets
Asteroids
Sun Dogs
Hot Dogs
Sun Dials
Light Reflections
Light Refraction
Rainbows
Ball Lightning (Another Phil Klass Special)
Swamp Gas (But only where there's Swamps!)
Iridium flares
Venus
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
Mercury
Neptune
Pluto
Uranus
The Moon
Van Allen Belts
(Harry) Borsch-Belts
Jets
Helicopters
Clouds
Stars
Satellites
Alien Space Crafts (Ooopps - sorry!)
Mark Shippey
The Wholeflaffer Thing wrote:
> The Worst Debunkers in History -- Help Has Arrived!!
Who the hell are you? The kook "andrea" has revealed that
there really is no Wholeflaffer and that the rest of "guys"
are taking turns being Wholeflaffer. This was Mr. Davis' week
to be Wholeflaffer and he is not doing it! So just who the
hell are you sp00k? Some kind of rogue agent Wholeflaffer?
Come on, spill the beans.
james oberg
No, this was MY week to be hole-flapper!
It's my turn, I want it NOW, N-O-O-o-o-o-o-o-.-.-.-.-.-.w........
"Mark Shippey" <col...@anti-grey.net> wrote in message
news:3cd7e...@news.vic.com...
bob
Well, whoever it is hasn't a clue. Redundant and without anything
really challenging ever provided to be honest. The only tactic
employed by "wholeflaffers" with any success is denial. He or they
have been shown to be grossly wrong on a regular basis. I think I'll
wait for something worth tacxkling from them for a change. This last
one is too weak. It'd be like beating a dog the day after it shredded
the rugs. It would'nt understand anyway;)
Harry Bosch
I'll bet that sucker is a damn CLONE.
If you have seven clones to post all week long and the real Holeflapper (if
there really is a real Holeflapper) never posts, then the clones are not
really Holeflappers. Are they?????
Regards,
Harry
Mark Shippey
james oberg <job...@houston.rr.com> wrote:
> No, this was MY week to be hole-flapper!
> It's my turn, I want it NOW, N-O-O-o-o-o-o-o-.-.-.-.-.-.w........
Howdy Mr. Oberg!
How y'all doing down there in Houston? I'm in the Metroplex.
Annyway, this whole thing is starting to worry me. Looks like
somehow we got our signals crossed, and both you and Michael
were supposed to be Wholeflaffer this week. But neither of y'all
are doing it, and we still have a Wholeflaffer posting.
Harry thinks it might be a Wholeflaffer clone.
I'm not sure, but something is mighty wrong here and we
have an out of control Wholeflaffer loose on Usenet. God
help us all.
jeff george
federal gummint has sent out a crack spelunking team. Not to say that they are
good, but they actually spelunk in cracks, meaning they actually spelunked around in
Art's behind, looking for that bug. While they were in there, they also looked for
his brain, his medical degree (labelled "Dr. Frager"), and evidence for any of the
wacky claims he has made over the years. While they did find the bug, they
discovered that it was too firmly entrenched to get out. Medical license, brain,
and evidence were all missing.
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jeff george
Hey, I'm taking the family to see Mount Rushmore the first week of June,
and I was on the schedule. Can somebody else be Holeflapper that week?
Mark Shippey
> Mark Shippey wrote:
>> The Wholeflaffer Thing wrote:
>> > The Worst Debunkers in History -- Help Has Arrived!!
>>
>> Who the hell are you? The kook "andrea" has revealed that
>> there really is no Wholeflaffer and that the rest of "guys"
>> are taking turns being Wholeflaffer. This was Mr. Davis' week
>> to be Wholeflaffer and he is not doing it! So just who the
>> hell are you sp00k? Some kind of rogue agent Wholeflaffer?
>> Come on, spill the beans.
> Hey, I'm taking the family to see Mount Rushmore the first week of June,
> and I was on the schedule. Can somebody else be Holeflapper that week?
If no one else volunteers, I would be glad to be Wholeflaffer
that week. It might be a bit of a tight schedule though, because
I have many meetings in June with The Conspiracy and Majestic 12.
jeff george
Yeah, see, the problem I have is, I have coupons for a free weekend stay at
one of the safe houses from the Illuminati, and if I don't use them, they go
to one of the Masons or Bilderburgs.
james oberg
go and do hole-flapper's entries for LAST week. Off we buzz....
"Mark Shippey" <col...@anti-grey.net> wrote in message
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Sir Arthur C. B. Wholeflaffffers A.S.A. [Anti-Debunking Unit]
While, Borsch-Belt is an obvious NSA spOOk and troll,
he does raise an interesting point about clones.
Those who have real insider connections knows that
the corporate faction that monitors the ET reality
have been cloning humans since the 1960's.
What is even more disturbing for the NSA/CIA
faction is that they still have no idea how many
humans the ETs have cloned and replaced.
My guess is that the number is greater than
the intel. agencies suspect.
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[VERIFIED] Secret Government Admits to "Human Cloning"/Debunkers cry "Foul"
Md...@gorge.net (Michelle Drew) wrote:
>
>Are you for real?
Thank you for your whimsical question, Ms. Drew. The FACT of the matter is that
everything I post is based on the most CONSERVATIVE information possible.
That is, unless it can be verified at least twelve different ways by a panel of
experts based on peer-reviewed scientific journals, representing a myriad amount
of disciplines, then it won't get posted.
All my writings are 100% accurate, easily documentable and hopefully
informative. The battle for Planet Earth is raging and time is short. Please
join us in the search for the truth, and do not be put off by fossilized
physicists and other pseudo-scientists such as Doggie Weller. Be aware that
these newsgroups are loaded with sp00ks, the latest list
includes Echelon Spin-etti, PoPs Wisenheimer, Doggie Weller , and Harry
Borsch-Belt.
On one side we have the UFO debunkers, the Pentagon, the Intelligence
Agencies such as the NSA, Lockheed and other defense contractors, useful idiots
and other traitors to mankind.
Our side has the mass of humanity, the good ETs, Patriots, REAL scientists,
concerned citizens, and the higher spiritual forces. I believe that
our side has a real chance to win. In fact, I'm counting on it.
I previously posted:
>I'm sure you are aware of the startling news that scientists
>at the Roslin Institute in Edinburgh, England have created a lamb
>using DNA from an adult sheep. Needless to say that technology
>is at least 30 years old.
>Cloning of adult animals was accomplished in various
>black-budget Military/Science labs throughout the
>world in the late 60's and early 70's. That's easily verifiable.
>Human cloning, which is used regularly by ETs, was finally
>successfully accomplished this decade by various underground
>labs in the USA and England. This has been substantiated not only
>by the scientists themselves, but by alien abductees and members
>of former Military Intelligence and other departments.
>A thorough study of abductions and abductees always seems
>to lead to the subject of cloning. As late UFO-abduction researcher
>Karla Turner once pointed out, it is much easier to control people
>through ALIEN IMPLANTS then it would be to clone their
>bodies.
>There has yet been a logical reason why certain Extraterrestrials,
>probably Reptilians, are cloning humans. No doubt though it has
>something to do with what is referred to as the "spirit"
>or "life force." The aliens seem to need that in a human body.
>Implants is obviously how ETs control the Military, Corporate and
>Secret-Government people they deal with. I know the above
>data will ruin certain UFO-debunkers, but the World has
>had enough of those "science-hooligans" and "useful idiots."
>More information will be divulged later as details become available.
>Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer A. S. A.
Keep us informed on your position, Ms. Drew.
Also, please feel free to ask me for a credible book list,
one that does not necessarily follow the "Party-Line" such as
Leakey's books. Don't be afraid of a Mr. Weller, he is an Administrator
that takes his orders from the establishment Elite. He has exposed
himself as a sad case, to be thoroughly dismissed.
May you become a truth-seeker and a real useful member to the
race of mankind; we need all the honest people we can get.
Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer A.S.A.
>>Michael Edelman <m...@pass.wayne.edu> wrote:
>>You mean there are *three* people who all believe this?
Are you sure you can count that high, Mike? Hint: Use your fingers!
>Lou Minatti <"slaroche"@[spamsnip]concentric.net>
>I'm putting together a press kit...
Good. Send it to Langley with you resignation. The "Agency" is upset at
you Spin-netti. Again, you have been exposed as a fraud and human cast-off,
like your pal, admitted 5-time loser, "Twit."
>rick....@lmco.com (Rick Thorne)
>our resident deluded paranoic......
Wait a second, sp00k. The two magic words of the UFO "State" Debunker
are (1) Paranoiac and (2) Delusional. I have faxed Dean-O at the
"Agency" to notify you of this grievous error. And no, that is not a
paranoid delusion of yours. Try again later, chump, if you still have the
fortitude.
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In article <ab9qld$4tt$1...@news.chatlink.com>, Harry Bosch says...
Mark Shippey
>>I'll bet that sucker is a damn CLONE.
> While, Borsch-Belt is an obvious NSA spOOk and troll,
> he does raise an interesting point about clones.
Shutup. You are not the real Wholeflaffer.
jeff george
> >I'll bet that sucker is a damn CLONE.
>
> While, Borsch-Belt is an obvious NSA spOOk and troll,
> he does raise an interesting point about clones.
Warning! Warning, Will Robinson, phony Holeflapper approaching!
Harry Bosch
"james oberg" <job...@houston.rr.com> wrote in message
news:t69C8.67251$9F5.3...@typhoon.austin.rr.com...
> I found my problem, I had mis-entered my space-time coordinates. I've got
to
> go and do hole-flapper's entries for LAST week. Off we buzz....
>
Hold on there James, I am sending one of our 5 pound spaceships to pick you
up and whisk you back in time one week. That should take care of your
Holeflapper problem.
Regards,
Harry CEO of Oregon Home Spaceship High Invisibility Technology, Inc.
Home of the Five Pound Spaceship
Harry Bosch
If you have seven clones to post all week long and the real Holeflapper (if
there really is a real Holeflapper) never posts, then the clones are not
really Holeflappers. Are they?????
Regards,
Harry
The Phony Wholeflaffer Imitation wrote:
> While, Borsch-Belt is an obvious NSA spOOk and troll,
> he does raise an interesting point about clones.
Ok phony Holeflapper, since you have been proven not to exist, you have to
be a clone.
> Those who have real insider connections knows that
> the corporate faction that monitors the ET reality
> have been cloning humans since the 1960's.
Well of course. Why are you posting such obviously known facts?
> What is even more disturbing for the NSA/CIA
> faction is that they still have no idea how many
> humans the ETs have cloned and replaced.
> My guess is that the number is greater than
> the intel. agencies suspect.
Obviously this has to be true also. How else can a clone take over posting
on the Use Net for Holeflapper?
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> [VERIFIED] Secret Government Admits to "Human Cloning"/Debunkers cry
"Foul"
> Md...@gorge.net (Michelle Drew) wrote:
> >
> >Are you for real?
>
> Thank you for your whimsical question, Ms. Drew. The
> FACT of the matter is that everything I post is based on
> the most totally ridiculous BS that I can possibly think up.
> All my writings are 100% fallacy, easily debunked and
> hopelessly redundant.
> The battle for Planet Earth is total BS and time is short.
> Please join us in the search for more bunkum, and do not
> be put off by intelligent physicists and other responsible
> scientists such as Doggie Weller. Be aware that these
> newsgroups are loaded with highly regarded government
> agents, the latest list includes Echelon Spin-etti, PoPs
> Wisenheimer, Doggie Weller , and Harry Borsch-Belt.
>
> On one side we have the UFO debunkers, the Pentagon, the
> Intelligence Agencies such as the NSA, Lockheed and other
> defense contractors, and other benefactors of mankind.
>
> Our side has the assholes of humanity, the drug DTs,
> Zealots, Sudo-scientists, unconscious citizens, and the
> higher woo-woo feces . I believe that our side has a real
> chance to fall flat on it's ass. In fact, I'm counting on it.
>
> I previously posted mostly total irrelevant Bull Shit.
> >I'm sure you are aware of the startling news that scientists
> >at the Roswell Institute in New Mexico have created a
> > Holeflapper using DNA from an adult idiot. Needless to
> > say that technology is at least 30 years old.
>
> >Cloning of idiot Holeflappers was accomplished in various
> >black-budget Military/Science labs throughout the
> >world in the late 60's and early 70's. That's easily verifiable.
>
> >Human cloning, which is proposed regularly by woo-woo's,
> > was never successfully accomplished ever by no underground
> > labs in the USA or England. This has been substantiated not
> > only by the scientists themselves, but by folks with good sense
> > and members of former Military Intelligence and other departments.
>
> >A thorough study of abductions and abductees always seems to
> > lead to the subject of hallucinating. As late UFO-abduction researcher
> > Karla Turner once pointed out, it is much easier to control people
> > through credit cards then it would be to clone their wallets.
>
> >There has yet been no logical reason why certain Extraterrestrial,
> >probably Reptilians, are eating humans. No doubt though it has
> >something to do with what is referred to as the "spirit"
> >or "life force." The aliens seem to need that in a human sandwich.
>
> >Coring cow butts is obviously how ETs consume their daily vitamins.
> > Military, Corporate and Secret-Government people do not eat cow
> > butts. I know the above data will make certain UFO-debunkers grin,
> > but the World has not seen the end of those "wizards of science"
> > And "useful citizens."
>
> >More BS will be divulged later as I think up more crazy stuff.
>
> >Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer A. S. A. (abominable scientific abnormality).
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