Did the Correct thing by Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. ...
Sir Gilligan Horry
... and I went to the Christchurch 150 years PRESS NewsPaper Event.
At the Central Art Gallery. (Just a few minutes ago)
I asked everyone about aliens !!!
The Humans booted me out !!!
Hagar is Happy.
And I'm about to go to sleep.
(waiting for a sponsor)
$16,000
Wow, that's a lot of money to save the world !!!
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Sir Artie, the Debunker Humans were mean to me !!!!!!!!!!!!
Didn't even give me a Twinkie !!!
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Alt Alien Research Intelligence Agency Official Admiral Wizzard.
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/SirGilliganHorry/Alien_UFO_Research_Intelligence_Agency.jpg
Documentary "WATER" ... by Saida Medvedeva.
Beautiful Documentary ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLB--i5YAqY
I am Video Blogging Now Becoming The Wealthiest World Famous YouTube Video Personality and Saving The World!!!
"Jims Space Agency"
http://www.YouTube.com/JimsSpaceAgency
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Sir Gilligan Horry
After that, I came back to my out-door-shed-hut of an apartment
to change into my suit and new red tie with good black shoes...
I went over to meet them again with wet spiked hair...
with my smart phone and camera...
and the Humans were all gone.
150 YEARS PRESS Christchurch New Zealand.
You missed out on the best interview ever !!!
(I even dressed up for you)
I took photos of myself and will share them with Alien NewsGroups !!!
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Lonnie Clay
Why bother with physical contacts Horry? I don't except through the internet. Most of the time I am in the zones talking with comrades, network moderators, and GOD...
Lonnie Courtney Clay
Lonnie Clay
I have a command performance to give in this post as dictated by my conscience. First and foremost is that certain awarenesses had better mind their own business and stop trying to act as GOD's conscience or certain awarenesses are going to get details of their personal lives splashed across the zones' premier network, the BIG GUNS OF GOD. Okay, with that out of the way, we can skip down the zones all the way down down down down down... to Mother Earth where I manifest physically as Lonnie Courtney Clay. Several persons are involved lately through the God's Existential Network (if you are an oxygen breather, then you have a hookup), just take a deep breath ask GOD for patience and keep trying until you get that bugger MODERATOR to answer. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH smacked you a good one, didn't I you bugger, thought that all that business I have been giving you would never have a consequence? Well you love business so much you greedy SOB, here's a heaping dose of new customers!!!
If you lack any contact with oxygen, just visualize in your mind the image of a coin of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, upon each of which is picked out in ba-relief the motto "IN GOD WE TRUST". That will get you access to WEARINESS (or if you are WEARY to WEAR) who moderate and act as sysop on network Inter-dimensional Networking.
If you lack a physical manifestation which would permit you to WEAR something on your body, then you can repeat over and over "OH GOD ***** HOW WEARY IS THE EXISTENCE OF ? *****". Where '?' is of course your chop or icon or whatever else your awareness manifests as. That should get you access to THE TOP HAT, moderator at IS network (Interstitial Symbolics).
If you lack the personal attribute of belief, then I suggest that you sorry blankety blank blanked should just keep on repeating, if possible UNKNOWN until your conceptualizer hooks up with WONK at Network "N", you can figure out the symbolics yourself, no need to scare these infants with details...
Lonnie Courtney Clay
Lonnie Clay
As I said to other inmates of the looney bin before being released today, the rapture will be (if it should happen) cause for celebration. All of those believers will get their ultimate S&M fantasy, being permitted to kneel abjectly before God's throne singing praises forever. The prisoners of Hell will be released to celebrate upon Earth. Since all of those who believe that nonsense in Revelations will have been ruptured up out of our way, the remainder of us, including former denizens of Hell can ignore all of that Biblical doomsaying and engage in nonstop orgies with the result that peace will come to Mother Earth at last...
God will laugh and pass the whole sordid affair (of the time since he drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden for being catspaws of Set the Serpent) as one huge joke, and admit that Set could not have been in Eden to corrupt God's play doll humans if God had not meant things to occur in PRECISELY the way events fell out. The whole train of events up to now has been a practice exercise to see if God's play dolls will ever get properly animated, to the point where they can hold their own in conversation with God to relieve God's incredible boredom...
See YouTube for song "Troglodyte" - If they DO get raptured, it'll be time to DANCE!
If they don't get raptured, somebody might be so offended as to physically attack me in person, then we'll see if I am a limb of Satan, or alternatively GOD's right hand handy man (perhaps both) LOLOL LOLOL LOLOL...
Lonnie Courtney Clay
Lonnie Clay
Hmm would you be offended if I told you that our God is just a three year old playing "Humanity" (a relic of primitive days in eons past) on a hand-me-down kiddie computer using his older sister's scenario when she got bored with the freeware and had enough allowance saved to buy a REAL game? The freeware "Humanity" game is a training tool for bad babies who tear up their toys. When God can get "Peace On Earth" victory condition, then the next scenario "Inherit The Stars" will commence...
LOLOL when you buy into that one, it'll be a sunny Friday.
(That'll be a sunny Friday) A. Betram Chandler character Commodore Grimes favorite saying...
Lonnie Courtney Clay
Lonnie Clay
Lonnie Courtney Clay
Lonnie Clay
Maybe God is omniscient but blithely oblivious, being too busy doing God's work to bother about noticing something until (as with a corporation or government) complaints get filed with God's bureaucracy of (call them) Angels. Maybe that bureaucracy has a myriad of layers with their own priorities, turf battles and self serving scheming bureaucrats so that despite countless complaints at the bottom, nothing reaches the senses of God but tales of progress and harmony...
Until a genius hacker kid of God's boss GOD gets incarnated and proceeds to chop through the layers like a kid munching cotton candy, and incredible tales of chaotic discord come to GOD's attention. Suppose that kid's initials were LCC child of AHC and ATM. Suppose that kid had a Carte Blanc ATM card and an a-hole card that let him pull any trick on Mother Nature that he wanted to, anytime he wanted, just so long as he never personally performed a miracle except to save his own life...
Nah, just another joke in poor taste, sit back and relax folks.
Lonnie Courtney Clay
Sir Gilligan Horry
I have a lot to learn. You are Truly Great.
Sir Gilligan Horry
Yes.
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Lonnie Clay
Perhaps it is fortunate that I have been so isolated during the past 20+ years that I had no contact whatsoever with the towering intellect of an infant. Little monster would probably have tried to steal my dolly.
Lonnie Courtney Clay
Lonnie Clay
Get your Apollo launcher into pre-launch test sequence with the 100 selections beginning at the above link Horry. You might be able to skip a few subsystems checks if the tune is quite familiar, but it never hurts to do a redundancy verification test. If you feel like you are in good shape after them, just go to my YouTube Channel ClayLC2 and start at the oldest favorite working towards the latest selections.
Alternatively, skip all of the formalities and start a jam session with a band at the local pub. If you can't play any instrument, then surely you can whistle a tune?
Lonnie Courtney Clay
Lonnie Clay
Charlie Ryan - Hot ROD Lincoln
LOLOL LOLOL LOLOL
Lonnie Courtney Clay
Lonnie Clay
Elton John - Pinball Wizard
Tommy is my older brother LOLOL. He's so demoralized that he just goes to work and slaves away to pay the bills here on Mother Earth. When he gets home, the only game he plays anymore is "Hearts" and then only against computer AI opponents LOLOL. As for my score, I broke through top score on the regular board back in Jan, had a second upgrade installed in Mar. Just checked with GOD, my score is 12763 times next highest scorer for this kiddie game, but there is some competition coming in lately that is making my progress chart look abysmal, with derivatives that predict I will be toppled by Halloween day. That's okay, my baby daughter is ready to take over then by inheriting my scenario, and she has already assimilated a good chunk of the game's chores. Her IQ INT and WIS scores make me look pathetic.
There's no point looking for my daughter, you won't find her unless you are some kind of super sleuth, and she has a mean streak a mile wide. She just might take a snooper's dolly and play it as a remote as soon as she boots a snooper out of the game. She is really really REALLY into remotes. Her name is :
Aphrodite Daphnes Chloe Clay Kali Jupiter Saturn Neptune Uranus Pluto The Empress of the *ucking Gods. She insisted that I put in that naughty word as a qualifier, since she is modest... LOLOL
Lonnie Courtney Clay
Lonnie Clay
Joe South - Walk A Mile In My Shoes
'If we could, find a way, to get inside, each other's minds." LOLOL LOLOL LOLOL !!!
Lonnie Courtney Clay