Teh Official Onideus Mad Hatter FAQ (new version 7.0!)
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"Read the FAQ? Fuck I *AM* the FAQ!"
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This FAQ is not merely a collection of vague questions about Onideus Mad
Hatter, but a gateway to incoherent, misleading knowledge about him. We
hope that you are enlightened, slightly disgruntled, and just a tad vexed.
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Contents
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1x1 - Farfoos
1x2 - What The Hell Is A 'Farfoos'?
1x3 - Just Who *IS* Onideus Mad Hatter, Anyhow?
1x4 - Where Is The Onideus Mad Hatter Fan Club now?
2x2 - Onideus Mad Hatter's Favorite Quotes About Him
2x3 - Onideus Mad Hatter Fan Club Information
2x4 - Obligatory Top Ten List
2x5 - Ways Onideus Mad Hatter Has Been "Insulted"
3x3 - An AOL IM Chat Room Excerpt With Onideus Mad Hatter
3x4 - Interview With The Now Net.Dead Loser Brad Turncoat...Er I Mean Turcotte
4x4 - The End
4x5 - Closing Notes
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1x1 - Farfoos
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Onideus Mad Hatter's friends, as a species, are a very odd and interesting
group. However, being friends with a person of his fame, power and raw
sexuality can be bothersome to say the least. Continually being pestered
for information, personal items, pictures or any Onideus Mad Hatter
artifact just plain starts to get on their nerves after awhile; so with
suggestion from his friends, Onideus Mad Hatter has hired a team of
severely overpaid writers to construct this Frequently Asked Questions
file, otherwise known as a FAQ, to answer all the questions you will now
never need to bother his friends about.
Okay, I lie, I have no net.friends, at least not any that would actually
acknowledge as such. Because when you get right down to it, friends are
only enemies that don't have the guts to kill you...online anyway.
In this FAQ you will find a plethora of religious propaganda, Star Wars
trivia and various sorts of merchandising bricker brack. You are
encouraged to freely offer up your soul to Onideus Mad Hatter, scoff at
the useless trivia and buy the merchandise...collect em all! There are
no other instructions for this FAQ other than to read from left to right
and then down a line then repeat...or if you're feeling ambitious you
can try and decipher the secret code I embedded deep within. It's so
deep even *I* can't find it at this point!
-Onideus Mad Hatter
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1x2 - What The Hell Is A 'Farfoos'?
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You taint the very nature of intelligence by not knowing!
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1x3 - Just Who *IS* Onideus Mad Hatter, Anyhow?
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Onideus Mad Hatter is part antichrist, mostly God, a dash of
insidiousness...and generally speaking 8 shades of ass blistering
reality coupled with a few sharp bitch slaps of hard biting sarcasm.
Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it.
Onideus Mad Hatter is the evil reincarnation of the now net.dead Brad
Turcotte. Don't ask, nobody cares about the 2 year net.stiffy who
stole my identity and then traveled back in time to try and claim he
was me...or I was him...er...*scratches head*...sermthin.
Onideus Mad Hatter lives in the interstice between reality and oblivion.
He spends most of his time terrorizing communities, bragging about his
incredible greatness, socially engineering the masses and starting giant
projects that currently require more starting capital than he's willing
to invest.
Onideus Mad Hatter works in strange and questionable ways, but we are
convinced that if not an actual deity he is at least entertaining
(especially when he talks about himself in the third person) and of
course, as they say in French, "Tres mal, non?"
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1x4 - Where Is The Onideus Mad Hatter Fan Club Now?
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"I *ATE* IT! *BURP*"
A long time ago, in a newsgroup just like this one, the invasion began.
The immensely unnoticed 'alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk' newsgroup
fell under the dark and ruthless control of the Onideus Mad Hatter Fan
Club. The former occupants struggled unwillingly (just as Onideus likes
them to) but over the course of, oh it must have been at least 2 or 3
days, he justly conquered them. At one point they desperately tried to
vote him off the island, but Onideus would have none of it and quickly
killed them all off the island!
Grumpus(tm) as approved by Mad Hatter reigned in this newsgroup
and indeed several others which were targeted for the Fan Club's
amusement. But soon the one week anniversary arrived and as the
beginning of a tradition, the Fan Club moved on to another unsuspecting
newsgroup.
"and then on September 11th moved to the also immensely popular
alt.thinking.hurts for more terror, destruction and, well, more terror
I guess."
-Brad Turcotte (9/11 terrorist organizer)
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2x2 - Onideus Mad Hatter's Favorite Quotes About Him
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"take it from me, God is one mean sumbitch. But just admit it, so are
you."
"Retards. Can't even hold a candle to Mad Hatter, (teh officull wrost
falmer in all usenet!)"
"Funny, mean BUT funny..."
"Because I followed him from elsewhere and don't want him to keep
screwing up places."
"You guys do know he's right don't you??? Just checking"
"He'll continue to be a flame-festing dillhole, because the only thing
he wants to do is disrupt, and he doesn't care about the community at
large."
"This guy trolls the internet for "fights" and entertains himself by
running scams, creating controversy and starting/fanning flame wars."
"Anyone remember the "MadD Hatter" threads from rtl? (comments about
Brickshelf, Lugnet, etc.) Remember all the controversy and bitterness
fostered in a never ending flame war?"
"Many people swar off rtl due to the unregulated animosity (although I
hesitate to give him that much credit)"
"I don't think we deserve the angry side of you."
"Would you give cancer or a terrorist a second chance? Don't fall for
plastic sentiment, faux remorse, and hollow words..."
"Personally, I think you're laughing up your sleeve."
"What about the people that was hurt by you?"
"To discuss this with Mad any further is to court the devil with
flowers and wine... a monumental mistake."
"Well, uh, I have to admit, if some of the posts he made were directed
at me, I'd be a bit worried."
"Mad used his website (in my opinion) as a tool to damage and disrupt
the community. He crafted lies and misdirections, then posted
something designed to stand out and direct traffic at his site."
"Based on past experience, I think you will attack anything you want
when you are bored or whenever it strikes your fancy."
"Your principle form of communication seems to be antagonism."
"You enjoy manipulating people and situations in the on-line world on
a level that is perverse and pathological (AND BEYOND REDEMPTION)"
"For 3 years you have travelled from one end of the internet to the
other building a reputation that is offensive by the most liberal of
thinkers (how many isps, name changes, scams, troll posts, stunts,
wars, etc.?"
"You employ Machiavellian antics in group interactions for the sole
purpose of creating anarchy, ridiculing "the ignorance of others", and
couch it in the guise of being a revolutionray or intuitive reformer"
"You saw that too? He is slurping in places he will regret. Mad is way
above the Troll Inc fucks."
"You know, you may not like MH, but he does have a point here.
All of the accomplished hackers I know are expert SEs."
"Is there a place we can report him to,so tha he'll stop posting?
(like a couple people tried to do to you and the fellow you were flame
waring with.)"
"Please take these mindgames that you play to make yourself
feel like a "Big Man" and go to a group that will like them
like alt.ego.huge"
"Your comments are not only insulting to many people personally in the
community, but also directly disrespectful to James' memory. It's your
right to flame people's sites, if you don't care about people's
feelings."
"He's got an... interesting... history on usenet. Appears to be doing
his best to be a professional offender. A search of recent posts on
Dejanews turns up nothing that isn't in alt.flame or
alt.hackers.malicious..."
"Actually, that's something I considered when speaking to Mad
offline. I think my conclusion on the issue is that Mad's approach
(I.E. causing disruptions, etc) is a very fast, effective way of doing
it. However, it causes unfortunate side effects such as bitterness and
ill-will (not to mention increased traffic)."
"Mad, I have to admit I was mad and hurt. You do not have much of
my respect right now considering the manner in which you pulled your
'stunt'."
"You hit right on, but were your methods too harsh? I think that they
were."
"Exactly how will you "revise" that disgusting piece of hate-garbage
to more accurately express your feelings?"
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2x2 - Onideus Mad Hatter Fan Club Information
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Coming soon!
...just as soon as I rip off and rewrite the *snicker* "official"
Mad Hatter Fan Club Entrance exam: http://www.open.org/~cboatlor/exam.htm
(apparently they'll give anyone 20mb of web space these days)
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2x3 - Obligatory Top Ten List
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The Top Ten Things That Distinguish Onideus Mad Hatter
From That Net.Dead Loser Boi Brad Turcotte
10. Onideus has talent.
9. Brad constantly loses at Tic-Tac-Toe against Onideus.
8. Onideus is a white bread cracker American slob who likes beer,
movies, greasy food, relentlessly attacking stupid people, and
'makin stuff'. Brad is a nazi communist pinko who helped to
plan and execute the Sept. 11th attacks.
7. Brad was a 2 and a half year slightly bent stiffy that even
virtual Viagra couldn't get back up. Mad Hatter is a crazy
sex machine God who will NEVER run out of FIRE! "Yeah, I gots
teh fire, baby!"
6. Onideus has got teh evul, Brad has got teh ghey.
5. Brad is old, nobody likes old people, they smell funny.
4. Onideus Mad Hatter is much cooler.
3. Brad can't reproduce, I've heard he's sterile.
2. One has a bigger ego than the other...ooo, try and guess which one!
1. Brad likes to sleep with his mom, Onideus likes to sleep with Drew Barrymore.
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2x4 - Ways Onideus Mad Hatter Has Been "Insulted"
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"BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
What a FAT fucking goofy-azzed fucktard."
"Don't forget. COCKEYED GENE. MOOHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! WTF
OMFGIALMAOAIHLAMF!"
"SPANK!!! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!"
"I am somewhat envious of your Brain Delete Key."
"[ forwarded to FBI ]"
"Q: Ever wonder why noone says: DIAPER BOI! MISS Jo0!!
A: They don't."
"It's going to be an all out war, Mattyboy, stick around for the dancing."
"NOT. You're owned following up to me, dimwit."
"One of my k00ks is better than any ten you could come up with."
"AHM is dead to you because they don't deliver pizza."
"...just stop it, you're going to hurt my virtual feelings!" ^_^
-Onideus Mad Hatter
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3x3 - An AOL IM Chat Excerpt With Onideus Mad Hatter
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*names changed to protect the evul*
supersai: i have a job for you
OnideusMadHatter: What?
supersai: how would you like to fuck around with my ex's mind?
supersai: with a simple letter?
OnideusMadHatter: Sure
supersai: ok, just....
supersai: send her a letter with paperclips
OnideusMadHatter: he, he, he...can I write crazy shit all over the outside of the envelop?
supersai: lol
supersai: no
supersai: sorry
OnideusMadHatter: Awww
OnideusMadHatter: Just paper clips?
supersai: yes
OnideusMadHatter: How about cat hair too?
supersai: just paperclips
supersai: no.....
OnideusMadHatter: Hrmmm....
supersai: that doesnt do anything for her
OnideusMadHatter: /me checks to see if he has paper clips
OnideusMadHatter: OOOooo, I've got some colored ones
OnideusMadHatter: I can send her some of those
supersai: heh
supersai: just listen
OnideusMadHatter: k
supersai: try not to get your finger prints on the letter
OnideusMadHatter: k
supersai: she wants to file a suit againist me
supersai: if i sent her another letter
supersai: of course, she cant anyway >>
OnideusMadHatter: Very true
supersai: anywho, try to be careful
OnideusMadHatter: Well she could try, but the judge would just throw it out
supersai: and in the case you are caught, i will deny 100% knowing you
OnideusMadHatter: k
OnideusMadHatter: It's not illegal to send a letter you know
supersai: you do know not to mail it with your address right?
OnideusMadHatter: oh yeah yeah
OnideusMadHatter: Yeesh, it's me!
OnideusMadHatter: o_O
supersai: i know hatter
supersai: you have no morals or problems with wrecking a persons life.....
supersai: ^ ^
OnideusMadHatter: Nope
OnideusMadHatter: I'm evil
OnideusMadHatter: ^_^
supersai: well, if you can
supersai: send her a pack of paperclips ^ ^
OnideusMadHatter: K
OnideusMadHatter: What's the address?
supersai: that will fuck her up some more
supersai: Kris Hatfield
900 Asheton Court
Marietta, GA, 30068
USA
OnideusMadHatter: k
OnideusMadHatter: ^_^
supersai: have fun.....
supersai: and remember, paperclips
supersai: lots of them
supersai: ^ ^
OnideusMadHatter: Gotcha
OnideusMadHatter: :-)
supersai: this conversation never happened
OnideusMadHatter: What conversation?
supersai: and i suggest you copy and paste the address somewhere
OnideusMadHatter: I just wrote it down
supersai: a future use will occur
supersai: so be ready
supersai: ;-)
OnideusMadHatter: k
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3x4 - Interview With The Now Net.Dead Brad Turncoat...Er I Mean Tercotte
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OMH: Hey There
BT: Hello.
OMH: So, how have you been?
BT: Alive.
OMH: Not according to a recent poll of the left side of Usenet.
BT: I suppose.
OMH: So, have you gotten any cooler?
BT: Not much. You?
OMH: Fuck man, I'm so cool I had to turn up the heat!
BT: Ah. Must be fun.
OMH: Oh yes, yes it is.
BT: I was being sarcastic.
OMH: You wield sarcasm about as well as CNN wields puns.
BT: Hmmm.
OMH: Yeah, that's right, Bitch. Hrmmm...so what do you know about Onideus Mad Hatter?
BT: I can't say.
OMH: Is it because I'm speaking about myself in the third person...does it scare you?
BT: He threatened to fall asleep while I was driving if I said anything.
OMH: QUIT TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT IN THE SAME ROOM! ...so is it true that you've got teh
ghey?
BT: Yep.
OMH: And is it also true that you're a lil pig fucker?
BT: Yep.
OMH: Maybe you should just kill yourself as a gift to humanity...I'm just sayin.
BT: Sounds like a plan.
OMH: Oh I'm all about the plans, you get right on it!
BT: Okay.
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4x4 - THE END
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This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
<bored now>
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4x5 - Closing Notes
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Much like Onideus Mad Hatter's ability to be nice to utterly fucking
stupid morons, this FAQ is still under construction. If you have any
burning questions that need to be answered, fuck off, cause Onideus
Mad Hatter doesn't give a frosty flying fuck what you think. In fact
you really don't do enough of that (thinking) for it to really start
concerning him in the first place.
All spelling and grammatical errors were done purposefully so that this
FAQ could also double as the Onideus Mad Hatter Personal Assistant
entrance exam. All applicants must have big breasts, a nice ass and
come to the interview wearing a tight lil mini skirt and sheer black
pantyhose with matching bra. Panties and blouse are optional.
"Have a severely fucked up day...on me!"
-Onideus Mad Hatter
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
Spanky The Thunder Chicken
"news:gf1mqv46ia19qnoom5j89gmgr6glnkkag7@farfoos" (by Onideus Mad
Hatter). It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
<crap>
It's almost a shame you're such a complete waste of mitochondria,
diaperboi...
And here it is, the official ADDENDUM to the odoriferous crap flapper
FAQ.
5x1: Why is the oligochaetous crap flapper such a dork?
No one knows. It has been put forth that it might be because of his
proclivity to wear (and soil) diapers, or perhaps his admitted
gluttony, leading to an exceptional girth and slovenliness.
Personally, I think those are symptoms, rather than the disease.
5x2: Is the odious crap flapper available to do birthdays, bar mitzvahs
or VFW events?
Absolutely. The oncogenic crap flapper's only requirements are a stage
area which will not be damaged by the copious use of excrement in his
shows and Usenet postings, and a supply of Pampers Super Extra Heavy
Large (Bordering On Disgustingly Obese) Cruiser diapers.
Oh, and Butterfinger candy bars. Lots of Butterfinger candy bars.
5x3: Has the opuscular crap flapper *EVER* written anything remotely
amusing?
Presumably, a few times. After all, he's been spewing forth words of
witlessness for a few years now, and I've personally witnessed at least
two instances in which he made a funny. Unfortunately, the bulk of it
(along with [thank GODD] the other 98% of his less than humorous
ramblings and [SLAP] posts) is lost in the millions of killfiles of
which he is a primary member.
5x4: Will the real oedipal crap flapper please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
5x5: It appears you don't like the oleaginous crap flapper. Why?
Because he's unoriginal, unimaginative, unwashed and refuses to stay in
my killfile.
<STUFFING THIS NEW MORPH RIGHT BACK INTO HIS HOLE>
--
Uncle Antny (mhm 11x10)
an...@meow.org
The Orgasm of Meow
Onideus Mad Hatter
><crap>
That really does best describe your FAILING attempt at "retribution"...*snicker*...
>It's almost a shame you're such a complete waste of mitochondria,
>diaperboi...
Oh ouch, there go my virtual feelings again. No, please, don't call me any more names! *sniffle*
Heh...my friend Pie ORDERS you to do the Hitler dance!
http://www.pie-row.com/hitlerdance.gif
Do the Hitler dance, oh yeah, shake it baby!
>And here it is, the official ADDENDUM to the odoriferous crap flapper
>FAQ.
Awww, is someone not happy that I openly insulted your DEAD little net.god? Would you like to cwy?
Hrmmm? Diddums wanna cwy cause poor wittle Hatter Fake Bradly went and got fucked up the ass
permanently off Usenet? Go ahead, CRY, Bitch. `, )
>5x1: Why is the oligochaetous crap flapper such a dork?
Why do you keep using different variations of the same lame? Fuck man, you're so anticlimactic I
had to reply to your post backwards from top to bottom just to try and make it more interesting.
Tsk, tsk, tsk...
>No one knows. It has been put forth that it might be because of his
>proclivity to wear (and soil) diapers, or perhaps his admitted
>gluttony, leading to an exceptional girth and slovenliness.
>Personally, I think those are symptoms, rather than the disease.
Personally I really like the time when I got like uber drunk, went in the AMV.org chat room and
somebody took the effort to ask me what it was exactly I did to the diaper community...and since I
was drunk enough...I actually told them*. ^_^
The truth is ever so much more insidious than the lies I let you freaks propagate.
*for the sake of protecting myself legally, I in no way admit that any claim I ever made while drunk
was a true reflection of what happened to that community and it's inhabitants. `, )
>5x2: Is the odious crap flapper available to do birthdays, bar mitzvahs
>or VFW events?
Odious crap flapper, now that certainly is colorful. I'm not quite sure whether you wanted me to
feel insulted or impressed by your stunning vocabulary...btw how's my sarcasm, juicy enough for ya?
I know you like it as raw as you can get it, otherwise it just flies on over yer lil head, huh?
>Absolutely. The oncogenic crap flapper's only requirements are a stage
>area which will not be damaged by the copious use of excrement in his
>shows and Usenet postings, and a supply of Pampers Super Extra Heavy
>Large (Bordering On Disgustingly Obese) Cruiser diapers.
Cruising diapers? I don't get it. If you're going to attempt to be insulting you could at least
try and make some sense.
>Oh, and Butterfinger candy bars. Lots of Butterfinger candy bars.
"Oh LOLloL, he kants not get teh candy bars, he gets teh spanks!!1!!eleven!!"
Hey look, I can pretend to be you!
>5x3: Has the opuscular crap flapper *EVER* written anything remotely
>amusing?
Opuscular crap flapper, OOOooo, I should add THAT to the list of "insults".
>Presumably, a few times. After all, he's been spewing forth words of
>witlessness for a few years now, and I've personally witnessed at least
>two instances in which he made a funny. Unfortunately, the bulk of it
>(along with [thank GODD] the other 98% of his less than humorous
>ramblings and [SLAP] posts) is lost in the millions of killfiles of
>which he is a primary member.
Kill filing me...pffft, yeah maybe if yer not an active downloader of binaries. Not that I have a
problem with people who are so utterly fucking stupid they need blinders to keep themselves from
reading things they find so tormentive. ^_^
And I've got all sorts of funny, it's just that most of you lessers aren't deserving enough of my
good material, so all you get is leftover scraps. Maybe if you, oh I dunno, got out (on the Inet) a
lil more you'd see, oh but then none of you actually do, huh?
>5x4: Will the real oedipal crap flapper please stand up?
>
>Please stand up?
>Please stand up?
http://trinity.psnw.com/~jesse/pics/misc-x2/stfu.jpg
>5x5: It appears you don't like the oleaginous crap flapper. Why?
>
>Because he's unoriginal,
Oh and you are, Slim Shady.
>unimaginative,
*snicker*
Somebody obviously hasn't seen any of my AMVs...not that any of you FREAKS would, I mean aside from
ass raping the walls of this backward, dead end, lil froup, what is it that ANY of you do?
...besides nothing. Hrmmm?
>unwashed
Ewww, I bath daily thank you very much.
>and refuses to stay in my killfile.
*snicker*
Hey look, it's somebody who didn't get section 1x2 of my FAQ.
><STUFFING THIS NEW MORPH RIGHT BACK INTO HIS HOLE>
That's right, put your blinders back on, Retard. Make sure they're nice 'n tight this time! ^_^
I never get tired of tormenting the stupid...so much fun!
Dave Hillstrom
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, i tickled Onideus Mad Hatter
<mad_h...@charter.net> till they squealed:
<snip, without even reading>
same crap, different day.
and thats ~exactly~ how 99.998% of us react to you at this point,
diaper boi. so, go ahead. whinge a bit about it, why dont you. it
wont matter; we wont actually read it. heh
--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 icq#1598403
"ISLAM: Winning the hearts and minds of the world, one bomb at a time."
- Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net>
John Kimball
<mad_h...@charter.net> wrote in Message id:
<gf1mqv46ia19qnoom5j89gmgr6glnkkag7@farfoos>:
>This FAQ is not merely a collection of vague questions about Onideus Mad
>Hatter
Onideus! WTF is that, another word for drooling spastic, Baby Matthew?
[Lego-dotted grogan fills the cesspool to capacity]
><bored now>
Indeed, and so is everyone else, even though they didn't trouble themselves
to read that stench-filled 621 line, overflowing diaper pail. For the love
of G*d, fuck off, Diaper Boy.
>All spelling and grammatical errors were done purposefully so that this
>FAQ could also double as the Onideus Mad Hatter Personal Assistant
>entrance exam.
Yes, of course. The "I meant to do that" disclaimer many semi-literate
mongs use.
>All applicants must have big breasts, a nice ass and
>come to the interview wearing a tight lil mini skirt and sheer black
>pantyhose with matching bra.
Unfortunately, you wouldn't have a clue about what to do then. Except
perhaps shoot your load into your Luvs on first sight.
>Panties and blouse are optional.
On the other hand, Pampers and wet-naps would be required.
--
"BTW Pinball, I Hope You Die" Matt Moulton AKA Mad Hatter AKA Diaper Boy
soils his adult sized diaper in an impotent fit of rage after being
provoked by yours truly, in Message-ID: <3c8c1d6f...@news.hscis.net>
"Having a little variety in your sex life means switching hands."
Mad Hatter explains his lonely sex life in Message-ID:
<3a23ed91....@news.supernews.com>
-------------------------------------------------------------------
http://ils.unc.edu/inls300/usr/mlb/doc225.htm
"I have been incontinent all my life and would like to talk to others
who have to wear diapers and share experiences. I would also like any
suggestions on which diapers have worked the best for you if you have
ever worn them."
Matt Moulton (mou...@wwics.com) AKA The Mad Hatter - Friday, May 03, 1996
-------------------------------------------------------------------
"I personally am into reigns and harnesses and the like. But then I
have also found I like a lot of other fetishes as well. Such as cross
dressing, poney training, bondage, being submissive, as well as
others. I'm thinking about starting some other sites dedicated to
stuff like that, reigns, harnesses, chastity belts, along with the
usual diapers." Mad Hatter admits his disgusting perversions in Message-ID:
<366C9A02...@hyperclient.net>
Onideus Mad Hatter
><snip, without even reading>
>
>same crap, different day.
AAAAHHHH!!! THE IRONY IS CAUSING THE WHOLE PLANET TO GET THROWN OFF IT'S AXIS!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA
DIE!!!!!!!!
>and thats ~exactly~ how 99.998% of us react to you at this point,
...99.998% of...who exactly? You FREAKS? *snicker* Yeah, like I posted that FAQ for you uber
st00pids. LOL Quite frankly, your posts just make it THAT much more amusing. ^_^
>diaper boi.
Diaper bitch.
>so, go ahead.
Isn't it cute are the "regs" of this backwards lil stain of net.reality think that ANYTHING I post
has ANYTHING to do with them directly? `, )
Of course I did pretty much openly attack their DEAD lil friend, uh...fuck I can't even remember the
lil cluster fucks name...um...turncoat er somthin...oh that's it, *snicker* Bradly. ROTFL...
>whinge a bit about it, why dont you. it
>wont matter; we wont actually read it. heh
"We" meaning...you and who else, exactly? Oh wait, here's an even BETTER thought, how could I
possibly even give a frosty fuck whether you or your lame net.dead friends read ANYTHING I post?
OOOooo, free cl00, I don't. In fact to be perfectly honest having you just sit there, shutting the
fuck up and not rambling on like an idiot to my every post like they even have fuck all to do with
you...yeah, I'm not gonna mind, REALLY.
*rolls eyes*
Here's a lil somethin for yer efforts though, uh...whoever you are (I actually couldn't be bothered
to look): www.tubgirl.com
(for fun, let's see just how far behind these FREAKS really are). ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter
>>This FAQ is not merely a collection of vague questions about Onideus Mad
>>Hatter
>Onideus!
...uh, do I know you? No, no I don't. Huh, fancy that.
>WTF is that, another word for drooling spastic, Baby Matthew?
>
>[Lego-dotted grogan fills the cesspool to capacity]
Oh dear lord, he's trying to hurt my virtual feelings! Please, no, don't do that...*snicker*...
>><bored now>
>Indeed, and so is everyone else,
I'm sure "everyone else" just loves the fact that they have your dumbass to speak on there behalf.
Seriously, what WOULD they do without you? ^_^
>even though they didn't trouble themselves to read that stench-filled 621 li<WHACK>
You talk too much, and it's not even the amount so much as the content. Really, my fans deserve
better entertainment than you, go find someone better to replace yourself with you gruby little ass
itch.
>>All spelling and grammatical errors were done purposefully so that this
>>FAQ could also double as the Onideus Mad Hatter Personal Assistant
>>entrance exam.
>Yes, of course. The "I meant to do that" disclaimer many semi-literate
>mongs use.
Rolling your head along your keyboard and hoping that something ammusing or meaningful will come out
isn't getting you anywhere.
>>All applicants must have big breasts, a nice ass and
>>come to the interview wearing a tight lil mini skirt and sheer black
>>pantyhose with matching bra.
>Unfortunately, you wouldn't have a clue about what to do then. Except
>perhaps shoot your load into your Luvs on first sight.
"LOLLolLOL He kants not get teh diap3r lame, he gets teh spanks, yo!!1!!1eleven!!"
SOMEBODY sure has the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 37 points and they're
forecasting ever growing trends in unoriginality...of course that's really not much of a surprise
considering where Dribbles started xposting to. I mean, does AHM even exist anymore? Last I
checked most respectable news servers were dropping that froup for fear that it could bring the
entire resale value of Usenet down.
>>Panties and blouse are optional.
>On the other hand, Pampers and wet-naps would be required.
Only if you were the one getting the interview, Dribbles. And only because I wouldn't want any of
my good furniture ruined. ^_^
Poetic Badgers
> <STUFFING THIS NEW MORPH RIGHT BACK INTO HIS HOLE>
>
>
Jeemanites, you can get rough.
--
Poetic Badgers
Smeeter #32
"Thank G*d I took off my heels, and put on my... HIMALAYAN WALKING
SHOES!!!" -Elaine Benes, writing copy for JPeterman's
Onideus Mad Hatter
>Spanky The Thunder Chicken <an...@meow.org> wrote on 06 Nov 2003:
>
>
>> <STUFFING THIS NEW MORPH RIGHT BACK INTO HIS HOLE>
>>
>>
>Jeemanites, you can get rough.
Can you blame him from getting all flustered and throwing a fit? I mean I pretty much just point
blank attacked his favorite lil demigod, how did you expect him to react? ^_^
Spanky The Thunder Chicken
"news:Xns942CA7EE0C9...@129.250.170.93" (by Poetic
Badgers). It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
> Spanky The Thunder Chicken <an...@meow.org> wrote on 06 Nov 2003:
>
>
>> <STUFFING THIS NEW MORPH RIGHT BACK INTO HIS HOLE>
>>
>>
> Jeemanites, you can get rough.
>
Nah. That was playing nice-nice.
candle
> on Thu, 06 Nov 2003 22:07:09 -0800, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, i tickled Onideus Mad Hatter
> <mad_h...@charter.net> till they squealed:
>
> <snip, without even reading>
>
> same crap, different day.
>
>
>
> and thats ~exactly~ how 99.998% of us react to you at this point,
> diaper boi. so, go ahead. whinge a bit about it, why dont you.
it
> wont matter; we wont actually read it. heh
>
if it's 621 with no binary value, it's dead immediately.
--
candle
mhm27x19 smeeter #26
ICQ#34579920 AIM:zantetsuken76
http://webpages.charter.net/ggaffney93/welcome.htm
Onideus Mad Hatter
>Dave Hillstrom is a broken toy, for a lonely girl...:
>
>> on Thu, 06 Nov 2003 22:07:09 -0800, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, i tickled Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <mad_h...@charter.net> till they squealed:
>>
>> <snip, without even reading>
>>
>> same crap, different day.
>>
>>
>>
>> and thats ~exactly~ how 99.998% of us react to you at this point,
>> diaper boi. so, go ahead. whinge a bit about it, why dont you.
>it
>> wont matter; we wont actually read it. heh
>>
>
>if it's 621 with no binary value, it's dead immediately.
Hey look, it's someone who isn't ENTIRELY stupid. *snicker*
I suppose it depends on how you use your filters though. If you use them because you're just an
ignorant fuck who needs blinders to stop himself from reading things he may not like, or if you use
filters because you're mindful of the abilities I posses, know that you're inferior to them and take
the necessary precautions for me specifically and not anyone else.
Of course to be perfectly honest, I'm never really the problem so much as the way certain people
reply to me, THEY are the problem. Cause if it was me, well hey, why is it that I seem to get along
with nearly everyone in certain forums and groups, but not others? I mean I act like an arrogant
insidious bastard most of the time in the amv.org forums and yet most of the inhabitants think I'm
one of the most entertaining, fun loving people to be around...see it's all about perception.
The way most of you perceive me is as some mean nasty person who stole your beloved demigods name
and "ruined it" for all of you. Where as most people in the amv.org community seem to think I'm a
mischievous psych hobbyist who gets a kick out of verbally sparing online.
Really, check this out: http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=400180#400180
He, he, he...it really is quite interesting, how tiny little "interpretations" of my online
"character" can so easily lead to either being accepted or hated. ^_^
I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you, today?
*tips his hat and gives a smile* `, )
03:15:38 GMT
> On Thu, 06 Nov 2003 18:41:44 -0800 Onideus Mad Hatter
> <mad_h...@charter.net> wrote in Message id:
> <gf1mqv46ia19qnoom5j89gmgr6glnkkag7@farfoos>:
>
>>This FAQ is not merely a collection of vague questions about Onideus Mad
>>Hatter
>
> Onideus! WTF is that, another word for drooling spastic, Baby Matthew?
Maybe it is a misspelling of 'anideus', which is defined by the
Medical Dictionary Search Engine as "a parasitic foetus consisting of
a poorly differentiated mass of tissue with slight indications of
parts." That sounds like Baby Matthew, alright.
--
Ari <fun...@all.at>
Starshine Moonbeam
Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
> I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you, today?
Gone?
--
mhm 31x9
Smeeter #28, 29, or 30
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Division of Incendiary Devices)
StArSHiNe_MoOnbEAm aT HoTMaIL DoT cOM
"My candle burns at both ends. It will not last the night;
but ah, my foes, and oh, my friends, it gives a lovely light."
-- Edna St. Vincent Millay
Poetic Badgers
> On 7 Nov 2003 22:30:14 GMT, Poetic Badgers <poeticbadgers@spammenot>
> wrote:
>
>>Spanky The Thunder Chicken <an...@meow.org> wrote on 06 Nov 2003:
>>
>>
>>> <STUFFING THIS NEW MORPH RIGHT BACK INTO HIS HOLE>
>>>
>>>
>>Jeemanites, you can get rough.
>
> Can you blame him from getting all flustered and throwing a fit? I
> mean I pretty much just point blank attacked his favorite lil demigod,
> how did you expect him to react? ^_^
>
I wouldn't know. I didn't download your post. I don't know who you are or
who you're apparently pretending to be.
Poetic Badgers
> It seems that on 07 Nov 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was
> "news:Xns942CA7EE0C9...@129.250.170.93" (by Poetic
> Badgers). It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
>
>> Spanky The Thunder Chicken <an...@meow.org> wrote on 06 Nov 2003:
>>
>>
>>> <STUFFING THIS NEW MORPH RIGHT BACK INTO HIS HOLE>
>>>
>>>
>> Jeemanites, you can get rough.
>>
>
> Nah. That was playing nice-nice.
>
Then I'm keeping my eyes you.
Onideus Mad Hatter
>Onideus Mad Hatter <mad_h...@charter.net> wrote on 07 Nov 2003:
>
>> On 7 Nov 2003 22:30:14 GMT, Poetic Badgers <poeticbadgers@spammenot>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Spanky The Thunder Chicken <an...@meow.org> wrote on 06 Nov 2003:
>>>
>>>
>>>> <STUFFING THIS NEW MORPH RIGHT BACK INTO HIS HOLE>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Jeemanites, you can get rough.
>>
>> Can you blame him from getting all flustered and throwing a fit? I
>> mean I pretty much just point blank attacked his favorite lil demigod,
>> how did you expect him to react? ^_^
>>
>I wouldn't know. I didn't download your post. I don't know who you are or
>who you're apparently pretending to be.
I'm not pretending to be anyone, I am Onideus Mad Hatter. A LONG time ago there used to be this guy
named Bradly who went by the name Mad Hatter and a lot of the oldbies in here were like his butt
buddies or something. Anyway, the reason I'm here is to take over all of his old stuff. Why you
ask? Simply because I'm tired of my every acomplishment and dealing being accredited and associated
with that long net.dead fucktard Bradly Turcotte. EVERYTIME I do some major net altering thing I
get countless hordes of retards going, "Yeah, that's the guy who had that article in Wired
magazine!" or "Yeah, that's the guy who did a bunch of stuff on CDC!"
I'm just rightfully taking that which belongs to me...namely this group, amongst other things. `, )
Whether you or anyone else in here likes it, I don't really care, struggle if you want, at least
that'll make you more entertaining. Or you know, you can put on some blinders and be an ignorant
fucking retard, really it doesn't make much difference. Either way I get what I want.
So You Don't Want To See Mad Hatter Posts?
>In article <t27pqv44hccn0ccj62jaft2urtk2nlb4ej@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
>Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>
>
>> I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you, today?
>
>Gone?
I can do that for you quite easily, all you need to do is shut the power to your house off...BOOM,
you'll never have to see me again!
Or you know, you could put on some blinders like an ignorant fucking retard too stupid to just not
read that which you find offensive. Filters are a great way of keeping your failing inadequecies
when it comes to self control in check. I fully support the use of blinders, which is why
everything I post is tagged with "farfoos" in the message-ID, all you need to do is filter that one
word and you'll never see anything I post, even if I nyme shift. Go ahead, try it, having you with
your head stuck in the ground and shutting the fuck up when it comes to, well ANYTHING "me", hey,
you'll be doing me one hell of a favor! ^_^
Starshine Moonbeam
Want To See Mad Hatter Posts?"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5
bundle of words...
> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 14:35:28 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <t27pqv44hccn0ccj62jaft2urtk2nlb4ej@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
> >Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
> >
> >
> >> I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you, today?
> >
> >Gone?
>
> I can do that for you quite easily
Great! Would you?
Poetic Badgers
You have a lot of problems.
Onideus Mad Hatter
Think so, huh?
Onideus Mad Hatter
>In article <o1rtqv41n50pijqfa3emnnm28i81inv0i5@farfoos>, "So You Don't
>Want To See Mad Hatter Posts?"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5
>bundle of words...
>
>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 14:35:28 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <t27pqv44hccn0ccj62jaft2urtk2nlb4ej@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
>> >Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>> >
>> >
>> >> I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you, today?
>> >
>> >Gone?
>>
>> I can do that for you quite easily
>
>Great! Would you?
Just as soon as you develop enough intelligence to get beyond the first sentence of my last post.
Onideus Mad Hatter
><Snipped a buncha stoopid shit>
Just because you have trouble comprehending big words and lots of text doesn't mean it's "stoopid",
it just means you're an idiot.
>I hate to bother you on the way to your Future Fry Cooks of America
>meeting,
The only thing getting fried around here is your ability to provide decent entertainment. My fans
deserve better, go and find someone to replace yourself with, Trainable.
>but what makes you think anyone cares, Spanky?
What makes you think that I care whether or not any of you care?
Hey, here's a thought:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=gf1mqv46ia19qnoom5j89gmgr6glnkkag7%40farfoos&oe=UTF-8&output=gplain
OOOooo, look at that, a lovely sign post for me to direct people to every time I get one of those,
"Oh, joo must be teh same Mad Hatter who had that article in Wired magazine!".
Sorry, my lil conveniently parked friend, but it really never did have anything to do with you or
your failing ilk. Care, don't care, really doesn't matter considering that, well, pretty much NONE
of you ever DO anything. Well you know, besides fester in repugnant stupidity shouting crap like,
"Oh he kants not get teh ghey lame, he gets teh spank!!1!!eleven!!" back and forth.
*rolls eyes*
Peter J Ross
> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 07:38:05 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
>><Snipped a buncha stoopid shit>
>
> Just <SNIP>
If any of this is worth reading I'm sure somebody will let me know.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Smeeter #30
news:alt.fan.pjr
news:alt.alcatroll
Usenet Valhalla (Circle Three)
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)
(Remove NOSPAM to reply)
Peter J Ross
> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 20:35:02 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <o1rtqv41n50pijqfa3emnnm28i81inv0i5@farfoos>, "So You Don't
>>Want To See Mad Hatter Posts?"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5
>>bundle of words...
>>
>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 14:35:28 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >In article <t27pqv44hccn0ccj62jaft2urtk2nlb4ej@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
>>> >Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you, today?
>>> >
>>> >Gone?
>>>
>>> I can do that for you quite easily
>>
>>Great! Would you?
>
> Just <SNIP>
Why do all your posts start with "just", diaperboi?
Onideus Mad Hatter
>On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 14:36:54 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 20:35:02 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <o1rtqv41n50pijqfa3emnnm28i81inv0i5@farfoos>, "So You Don't
>>>Want To See Mad Hatter Posts?"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5
>>>bundle of words...
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 14:35:28 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >In article <t27pqv44hccn0ccj62jaft2urtk2nlb4ej@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
>>>> >Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >> I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you, today?
>>>> >
>>>> >Gone?
>>>>
>>>> I can do that for you quite easily
>>>
>>>Great! Would you?
>>
>> Just <SNIP>
>
>Why do a<WHACK>
http://trinity.psnw.com/~jesse/pics/misc-x2/stfu.jpg
Onideus Mad Hatter
>
>On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 14:45:46 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter put forth the
>notion that...
>> mhm ¹ x ¹
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>
><tug tug>
Go away kid, you bother me.
>What took you so long?
Just step the fuck back away from my pant leg you little shit stain, there will be NO humping in
here! Bad, Checkmate, BAD!!!
Onideus Mad Hatter
>
>On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 16:10:57 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter put forth the
>> >> mhm ¹ x ¹
>> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>> >
>> ><tug tug>
>>
>> Go away kid, you bother me.
>>
>> >What took you so long?
>>
>> Just step the fuck back away from my pant leg you little shit stain, there will be NO humping in
>> here! Bad, Checkmate, BAD!!!
>
>Hey, look aver there... isn't that a quarter under the table?
http://www.backwater-productions.net/sounds/dumbass.wav
Checkmate
On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 16:35:24 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter put forth the
notion that...
Hmmm... I wonder what that wave file is about?
Do you still have that tribute site you made for me when you found out I
owned you? I've lost the link.
--
Checkmate
Copyright 2003
all rights reserved
Onideus Mad Hatter
>> >> >> mhm ¹ x ¹
>> >> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>> >> >
>> >> ><tug tug>
>> >>
>> >> Go away kid, you bother me.
>> >>
>> >> >What took you so long?
>> >>
>> >> Just step the fuck back away from my pant leg you little shit stain, there will be NO humping in
>> >> here! Bad, Checkmate, BAD!!!
>> >
>> >Hey, look aver there... isn't that a quarter under the table?
>>
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/sounds/dumbass.wav
>
>Hmmm... I wonder what that wave file is about?
http://www.backwater-productions.net/sounds/ltsscret.wav
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
Starshine Moonbeam
> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 20:35:02 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <o1rtqv41n50pijqfa3emnnm28i81inv0i5@farfoos>, "So You Don't
> >Want To See Mad Hatter Posts?"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5
> >bundle of words...
> >
> >> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 14:35:28 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >In article <t27pqv44hccn0ccj62jaft2urtk2nlb4ej@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
> >> >Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >> I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you, today?
> >> >
> >> >Gone?
> >>
> >> I can do that for you quite easily
> >
> >Great! Would you?
>
> Just as soon as you develop enough intelligence to get beyond the first sentence of my last post.
>
Oh, I can read it just fine. The only thing I was interested in was you
leaving. The rest of your post was another exercise in self esteem
therapy.
Starshine Moonbeam
Ross"(p...@NOSPAMpetitmorte.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 14:45:46 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 07:38:05 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
> >
> >><Snipped a buncha stoopid shit>
> >
> > Just <SNIP>
>
> If any of this is worth reading I'm sure somebody will let me know.
It's not.
Dr. Flonkenstein
posted:
> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 14:36:54 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 20:35:02 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam
>> <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <o1rtqv41n50pijqfa3emnnm28i81inv0i5@farfoos>, "So You Don't
>>>Want To See Mad Hatter Posts?"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5
>>>bundle of words...
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 14:35:28 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam
>>>> <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >In article <t27pqv44hccn0ccj62jaft2urtk2nlb4ej@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
>>>> >Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >> I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you,
>>>> >> today?
>>>> >
>>>> >Gone?
>>>>
>>>> I can do that for you quite easily
>>>
>>>Great! Would you?
>>
>> Just <SNIP>
>
> Why do all your posts start with "just", diaperboi?
Because he washes his diapers with "Justine Henin" washing powder.
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #27 (also)
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
Onideus Mad Hatter
>Hmmm... I wonder what THIS is about. Did your unemployment run out?
Guess you just missed this part of the FAQ:
"Onideus Mad Hatter lives in the interstice between reality and oblivion.
He spends most of his time terrorizing communities, bragging about his
incredible greatness, socially engineering the masses and starting giant
projects that currently require more starting capital than he's willing
to invest."
Do you know how much SGI machines run for these days, Trainable? Do you even KNOW what an SGI
machine is? No, no I didn't think so. Go on back to ebay, with the rest of the stay at home moms,
ya fuckin loser.
Onideus Mad Hatter
>In article <0n40rvkqqn4oi1iesgor0sca0nnnjq2apg@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
>Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>
>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 20:35:02 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <o1rtqv41n50pijqfa3emnnm28i81inv0i5@farfoos>, "So You Don't
>> >Want To See Mad Hatter Posts?"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5
>> >bundle of words...
>> >
>> >> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 14:35:28 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <t27pqv44hccn0ccj62jaft2urtk2nlb4ej@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
>> >> >Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >> I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you, today?
>> >> >
>> >> >Gone?
>> >>
>> >> I can do that for you quite easily
>> >
>> >Great! Would you?
>>
>> Just as soon as you develop enough intelligence to get beyond the first sentence of my last post.
>Oh, I can read it just fine.
It's nice of you to explain yourself to me, I had no idea you had such inadequacies.
>The only thi<SLAP>
Oh good God, just stop it, yer like a bad horror movie where the first thing to die is the
exposition. *rolls eyes*
Peter J Ross
> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 23:49:11 GMT, Peter J Ross <p...@NOSPAMpetitmorte.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 14:36:54 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 20:35:02 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <o1rtqv41n50pijqfa3emnnm28i81inv0i5@farfoos>, "So You Don't
>>>>Want To See Mad Hatter Posts?"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5
>>>>bundle of words...
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 14:35:28 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >In article <t27pqv44hccn0ccj62jaft2urtk2nlb4ej@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
>>>>> >Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you, today?
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Gone?
>>>>>
>>>>> I can do that for you quite easily
>>>>
>>>>Great! Would you?
>>>
>>> Just <SNIP>
>>
>>Why do a<WHACK>
>
> http:/<TICKLE>
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Peter J Ross
> In article <bop7c7.3...@gadfly.meow.org>, "Peter J
> Ross"(p...@NOSPAMpetitmorte.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
>
>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 14:45:46 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 07:38:05 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>>>
>>>><Snipped a buncha stoopid shit>
>>>
>>> Just <SNIP>
>>
>> If any of this is worth reading I'm sure somebody will let me know.
>
> It's not.
Tnx. my guess was correct!
Starshine Moonbeam
> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 19:56:37 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam wrote:
>
> > In article <bop7c7.3...@gadfly.meow.org>, "Peter J
> > Ross"(p...@NOSPAMpetitmorte.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
> >
> >> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 14:45:46 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 07:38:05 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>><Snipped a buncha stoopid shit>
> >>>
> >>> Just <SNIP>
> >>
> >> If any of this is worth reading I'm sure somebody will let me know.
> >
> > It's not.
>
> Tnx. my guess was correct!
No prob.
John Kimball
in Message id: <Xns942F4746236...@129.250.170.91>:
>Onideus Mad Hatter <mad_h...@charter.net> wrote on 09 Nov 2003:
[Diaper boy squishies]
>You have a lot of problems.
Full diapers always make him cranky.
John Kimball
in Message id: <MPG.1a19e33bf...@news.alt.net>:
>Hmmm... I wonder what THIS is about. Did your unemployment run out?
You actually think he ever did an honest days work?
>"Backwater Productions is a small company with a lot of creative talent
>and big dreams for the future.
[.]
>If you would like to help us grow, we happily accept
>donations. Even the smallest donation
>will make a difference: a hard drive, a motherboard, even just five
>dollars. If you would like to help us,
>our address is:
>
>Backwater Productions
>1034 Hobson Street
>Walla Walla, WA 99362"
>
>We thank you for your support!
Sheesh, what a despicable fucking parasite. At least the lazy bums in the
subway stations play guitar music for their spare change, Diaper Boy. What
have you ever done, aside from generating jaw-splitting yawns from one end
of Usenet to the other, and jerking off to diaper fetish porn then wiping
your shriveled choad on your mother's pillow?
--
"BTW Pinball, I Hope You Die" Matt Moulton AKA Mad Hatter AKA Diaper Boy
soils his adult sized diaper in an impotent fit of rage after being
provoked by yours truly, in Message-ID: <3c8c1d6f...@news.hscis.net>
"Having a little variety in your sex life means switching hands."
Mad Hatter explains his lonely sex life in Message-ID:
<3a23ed91....@news.supernews.com>
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http://ils.unc.edu/inls300/usr/mlb/doc225.htm
"I have been incontinent all my life and would like to talk to others
who have to wear diapers and share experiences. I would also like any
suggestions on which diapers have worked the best for you if you have
ever worn them."
Matt Moulton (mou...@wwics.com) AKA The Mad Hatter - Friday, May 03, 1996
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"I personally am into reigns and harnesses and the like. But then I
have also found I like a lot of other fetishes as well. Such as cross
dressing, poney training, bondage, being submissive, as well as
others. I'm thinking about starting some other sites dedicated to
stuff like that, reigns, harnesses, chastity belts, along with the
usual diapers." Mad Hatter admits his disgusting perversions in Message-ID:
<366C9A02...@hyperclient.net>
John Kimball
Message id: <3facda99$0$2949$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>:
>John Kimball <john...@hotmail.com> did this:
>
>> On Thu, 06 Nov 2003 18:41:44 -0800 Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <mad_h...@charter.net> wrote in Message id:
>> <gf1mqv46ia19qnoom5j89gmgr6glnkkag7@farfoos>:
>>
>>>This FAQ is not merely a collection of vague questions about Onideus Mad
>>>Hatter
>>
>> Onideus! WTF is that, another word for drooling spastic, Baby Matthew?
>
>Maybe it is a misspelling of 'anideus', which is defined by the
>Medical Dictionary Search Engine as "a parasitic foetus consisting of
>a poorly differentiated mass of tissue with slight indications of
>parts." That sounds like Baby Matthew, alright.
A distinct possibility, I suppose. What say ye, Diaper Boy?
Starshine Moonbeam
> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 19:56:37 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <0n40rvkqqn4oi1iesgor0sca0nnnjq2apg@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
> >Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
> >
> >> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 20:35:02 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >In article <o1rtqv41n50pijqfa3emnnm28i81inv0i5@farfoos>, "So You Don't
> >> >Want To See Mad Hatter Posts?"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5
> >> >bundle of words...
> >> >
> >> >> On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 14:35:28 -0600, Starshine Moonbeam <silve...@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >In article <t27pqv44hccn0ccj62jaft2urtk2nlb4ej@farfoos>, "Onideus Mad
> >> >> >Hatter"(mad_h...@charter.net) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> I am so many things, to so many people, what can I be for you, today?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Gone?
> >> >>
> >> >> I can do that for you quite easily
> >> >
> >> >Great! Would you?
> >>
> >> Just as soon as you develop enough intelligence to get beyond the first sentence of my last post.
>
> >Oh, I can read it just fine.
>
> It's nice of you to explain yourself to me, I had no idea you had such inadequacies.
I 'corrected' you. Entirely different concept involved.
>
> >The only thi<SLAP>
>
> Oh good God, just stop it, yer like a bad horror movie where the first thing to die is the
> exposition.
Apparently it did hurt, diaperboi. I know this because you snipped it and
typed out the equivalent of 'Nah nah, didn't hurt!'
> *rolls eyes*
Whatever. Pays your dime and takes your ride.
Poetic Badgers
Is he one of those adult baby people you see on Jerry Springer?
Onideus Mad Hatter
>Is he one of those adult baby people you see on Jerry Springer?
No, I'm one of those people who pretty much ripped the adult baby community to pieces...online
anyway. Johnny Pinball is an adult baby though, that's why he hates me so much, cause of what I did
to him and all his diaper wearing friends. ^_^