I called Lifeline.
Got a freakin' call center. It was in Pakistan, of all places. I
told them I was suicidal..
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....
could you drive the truck into DC ?
Perhaps they were doing you a big favor, as you might as well go out
with a bang.
If given the opportunity of paying your ultimate price, (screw
whatever Pakistan wanted) what would be your top ten picks for that
final truck delivery?
~ BG
Die by a roadside bomb....?
rylanksy
conessed
What is it you want? your savings are on you, your SS depends on your
age, your credit card debt....also on you. You're depresssed...get
some help...what the hell are you asking from strangers? Get your own
ass straightened out.....jeez, who raised you?
LOL :)
And... not so strange to get Pakistan,
because Telecom here in New Zealand
have all their 'help staff' in India.
Cheaper labor.
Gee Whizz,
I guess that allows us Australians and New Zealanders and Americans
more time to support UFO Research !
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hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........
--
dr p
Serves you Right...
'and'...
Don't forget to take your ~Goddamned Cowardly Dawgs~ wit ya
down the Pakistani Caves where your 'OCD' Pals, Osama & Kie,
are waiting for ya...*BOOM-BANG*.
<Dusted>
*Hallelujah*
*Amen*
I hear Christianity is a cult to death too, except for the HYPOCRITES,
who are many... ;)
"And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of
their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death"
(Revelation12:11).
http://www.whatsaiththescripture.com/Prophecy/Prophecy.Martyrdom.html
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RECIPE TO GO CRAZY: "Never talk to strangers, particularly if they
come from other planets. Just talk to god"
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
It's nice to think about, isn't it Brad? Though I don't think I would
name my most favored delivery list, for the day when I finally snap
and go postal, here on Usenet. It would probably be breaking some
kind of law or something! But those who give Bert a hard time should
beware. He keeps talking about riding a boat over Niagara Falls!
What if at the last minute he changes his mind, and instead of a boat,
decides to drive a truck to glory?
Double-A
Just think of it, HVAC, you could wind up with 72 virgins ...
Only in your "Pepper Spray", ~Hagar~, & ~HVAC and Dr P's~ "OCD"
KooK DELUSIONS.
LOL!
*Hallelujah*
*Amen*
At least on his final way out of that Florida hell-hole mess, perhaps
he could take a few dozen of those Republican and faith-based Mafia
bastards with him. His existing old van should do just fine, and his
plastic systern water storage drums would more than hold enough liquid
TNT/Trinitrotoluene (should make a crater of 100+ foot diameter, and
enough shockwave to take out most any robust structure that he can
park next to)
~ BG
Wellbutrin & Lexapro work great for me to melt my depression away
totally.
This will give you all the time you need for this effort of research.
I don't think I've ever banged a virgin.
On another note: Did you see that Twonky threatened
the president? I wanted to alert the proper authorities, so
I did the right thing and forwarded it to Homeland Security.
>
> On another note: Did you see that Twonky threatened
> the president? I wanted to alert the proper authorities, so
> I did the right thing and forwarded it to Homeland Security.
>
Did you mean to say "Homo-land Security" ???
Talking about yourself, again, Disgusting Hag-ar? No Doubt. WATCH
your FILTHY Gutter mouth, or else...
<SMACK!>
OTOH, *I* take that back...wouldn't touch you with a Barge Pole.
*I*'ll
leave *The Coppers* to put a pair of Cuffs on you and through away the
key.
*Hallelujah*
*Amen*
<SMACK!>
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Ohhh ... I'd love to cuff you and invite all my rowdy friends over for
a game of "Dip the wick" ....
More realistically, he can use those storage drums for mixing up the
ammonium nitrate fertilizer and diesel oil! (Oklahoma City Federal
Courthouse.) When sentenced to death, Timothy McVeigh quoted Dr.
Goebbels' suicide statement, "When one can no longer live proud, then
one must die proud!"
Double-A
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
*Hallelujah*
*Amen*
When you're digging a hole, like McVeigh and Goebbels, you don't keep
digging deeper, no, you try & dig yourself out of that hole, even if
it takes
a lifetime, that's what hope, life's about.
"Bring me Sunshine with your Smile....." by Morecombe & Wise
*:)
*Hallelujah*
*Amen*
Whatever you say, smiley!
Double-A
Bert is still fairly proud, but that could change at any moment,
especially if he runs out of Bud Lite.
~ BG
"Double-A" <doub...@hush.com> wrote in message news:f2785aeb-2c7e-4b2c...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> More realistically, he can use those storage drums for mixing up the
> ammonium nitrate fertilizer and diesel oil! (Oklahoma City Federal
> Courthouse.) When sentenced to death, Timothy McVeigh quoted Dr.
> Goebbels' suicide statement, "When one can no longer live proud, then
> one must die proud!"
It's a shame the Iraqi's got away with that one, sort of.
Bullocks to your Depression.
*Hallelujah*
*Amen*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
*Hallelujah*
*Amen*
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You also seem to have a big mouth ... do you give BJs, too ???
"also"? No. What's "BJs"? Is that what you give, Hagar?