Humor:
H.
a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After
looking around, he realized that they were stranded on
a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got
into the habit of taking his two animal companions to
the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One
particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with
beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and
gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat
there, the sheep started looking better and better to
the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and
put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever
protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man
took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the
three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by
and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man
brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a
warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of
romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get "those
feelings" agian. He fought the urges as long as he
could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy
and told her he hadn't had sex in months. Nancy batted
her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could
do for him.
He said, "Take the dog for a walk."
Sir Gilligan Horry
>A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. ...
LOL :)
Howdy Harry !!!
Always great to see you here in olde newsgroups.
Yeah, sex is a funny thing, aye.
That 'DRIVE', or as my sister calls it... "Loud Voice".
I will tell you a cosmic top secret, Harry ...
... If a dog or wife or friend or sheep or something or someone
touches me, I just get a normal feeling of a touch.
But if my sister touches me... It's amazing.
Actually, here, I'm not talking about sex now.
It's some sort of energy thing happening, aye.
I secretly called it "The Magic Touch".
Oh, I will tell you extra truth...
years ago I was at her appartment
and she started smelling my odur
and she was going happily wild about my smell.
I never slept with her.
It's all just an interesting observation of our
"deep psychological mechanisms",
and more.
P.S.
Thanks for being here in newsgroups.
Have a Great Day !
"The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction".
"Will It Set Us Free?" LOL :) Hehe.
Yeah, I think we will all be OK in the Future.
Keep up the good work Harry !!!
Best Wishes,
Sir Gilligan Horry.
HVAC
"Sir Gilligan Horry" <G...@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
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>
> I will tell you a cosmic top secret, Harry ...
>
> ... If a dog or wife or friend or sheep or something or someone
> touches me, I just get a normal feeling of a touch.
> But if my sister touches me... It's amazing.
That is very, very disturbing.
> Actually, here, I'm not talking about sex now.
> It's some sort of energy thing happening, aye.
> I secretly called it "The Magic Touch".
>
> Oh, I will tell you extra truth...
> years ago I was at her appartment
> and she started smelling my odur
> and she was going happily wild about my smell.
>
> I never slept with her.
Oral only?