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DrPostman

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Dec 10, 2005, 11:55:39 PM12/10/05
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On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 17:06:34 -0500, Gary Stollman
<starbu...@aol.com> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 02:09:13 -0600, DrPostman <Lo...@mysig.foremail>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:33:04 -0500, Gary Stollman
>><starbu...@aol.com> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>>
>>
>>>I know God exists...I also know Jesus is real...Anyone like you who
>>>uses the words in curses will burn in the fires of Hell FOREVER!!!
>>
>>The baby Jesus wants you to go fuck yourself.
>>
>*****
>Spoken like a true loser!


Now you went and made the baby Jesus cry.


>>>Then Danny and I get you all...
>>
>>Get some more hamburgers, you have a lot of healing to do.
>*****
>Actually, that story is a made-up bunch of crap, by you losers...


Don't lie Gary, it came straight from you
------------begin copy message---------------
From: Gary Stollman <g...@istal.com>
Subject: Re: "The Invasion of the Human Race"
Date: 1998/10/09
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DrPostman wrote:
>
> "Gary Stollman" <g...@istal.com> wrote:
>
> >Just wanted to give my fans a little insight into what I am doing...I am
> >working on my book, but also learning everything about computers and
> >electronics I can, which fills my day pretty heavily! I hope you all can
> >appreciate the work involved in all of this...I expect my book will take a
> >few months to write...Hang in there!
> >
> > Gary
>
> Hehe - that book has taken a few months to write for many, many years
> now. Tell us all again about how you restored your mutilated penis by
> eating lots of hamburgers.
>
> Your penis is a clone - and you know it.
>*****
I realize my shortcomings. That is because I am human. I think as a
representative of the human race, you suck!!!!! YOu would probably
sell us and myself out to the aliens and assholes, being one yourself!
If you had taken the time to read my stuff on here, you would know
that my penis was cut up and I ate hamburgers because I had lost so
much blood! But you wouldn't tell that, would you, JERK!!!!! You
prefer to try to influence people against me...That will be your
undoing, as I am including you, Mr. Lowly Postman, in my suit...

Gary Stollman
----------------end copy message--------------------
source:http://tinyurl.com/9kbzj

BTW, it's been over 7 years now. Just how is that lawsuit going?

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Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

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Dec 11, 2005, 11:39:45 AM12/11/05
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On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 22:55:39 -0600, DrPostman <Lo...@mysig.foremail>
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<igbnp1dip2tpggjro...@4ax.com>:

>
> BTW, it's been over 7 years now. Just how is that lawsuit going?

StoolMan couldn't afford the whole lawsuit, so he had to settle for
just the pants.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?"
- AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

starbuck

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Dec 11, 2005, 8:52:13 PM12/11/05
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MY COUSIN HAL, WHO HAS BILLIONS AND LOVES TO GO TO COURT, IS HANDLING
IT FOR ME...HOW DOES THAT SOUND, SUCKER? BUT YOU WON'T CARE, CAUSE
YOU'LL BE IN THE VILLAGE, MY VILLAGE SUCKER! WE ARE GONNA HAVE CLONES
PLAY YOUR PARTS AND PLEAD GUILTY TO ALL THE CHARGES, THEN WE ARE GONNA
BRING YOU ALL BACK AND HANG YOU BY YOUR LITTLE SCRAWNY NECKS...I
ALREADY HAVE A MILLION, BUT A TRILLION WON'T BOTHER ME TOO BAD...

DrPostman

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Dec 11, 2005, 10:07:59 PM12/11/05
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On 11 Dec 2005 17:52:13 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>MY COUSIN HAL, WHO HAS BILLIONS AND LOVES TO GO TO COURT, IS HANDLING

Gary, your village just called. They miss you and they want their
idiot back.

Mark Shippey

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Dec 11, 2005, 10:27:27 PM12/11/05
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MY COUSIN BILLY BOB HAS ZILLIONS AND HE LOVES TO GO TO COURT AND OPEN UP
A BIG OLE' CAN OF WHUP-ASS ON CLONES SO BRING IT ON LOONEY-TUNE.

Mark Shippey

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Dec 11, 2005, 11:41:58 PM12/11/05
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DrPostman <Lo...@mysig.foremail> wrote:
> On 11 Dec 2005 17:52:13 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in
> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>>MY COUSIN HAL, WHO HAS BILLIONS AND LOVES TO GO TO COURT, IS HANDLING
>>IT FOR ME...HOW DOES THAT SOUND, SUCKER? BUT YOU WON'T CARE, CAUSE
>>YOU'LL BE IN THE VILLAGE, MY VILLAGE SUCKER! WE ARE GONNA HAVE CLONES
>>PLAY YOUR PARTS AND PLEAD GUILTY TO ALL THE CHARGES, THEN WE ARE GONNA
>>BRING YOU ALL BACK AND HANG YOU BY YOUR LITTLE SCRAWNY NECKS...I
>>ALREADY HAVE A MILLION, BUT A TRILLION WON'T BOTHER ME TOO BAD...

> Gary, your village just called. They miss you and they want their
> idiot back.

Is this starbuck/Gary the same dude who once made come kind of wild
claims about clones in some public way? I never paid much attention to the
guy, but he sure sounds like that same bizarre nut.


DrPostman

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Dec 12, 2005, 7:27:39 AM12/12/05
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On 12 Dec 2005 04:41:58 GMT, Mark Shippey <col...@anti-grey.net> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>DrPostman <Lo...@mysig.foremail> wrote:
>> On 11 Dec 2005 17:52:13 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in
>> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
>>>MY COUSIN HAL, WHO HAS BILLIONS AND LOVES TO GO TO COURT, IS HANDLING
>>>IT FOR ME...HOW DOES THAT SOUND, SUCKER? BUT YOU WON'T CARE, CAUSE
>>>YOU'LL BE IN THE VILLAGE, MY VILLAGE SUCKER! WE ARE GONNA HAVE CLONES
>>>PLAY YOUR PARTS AND PLEAD GUILTY TO ALL THE CHARGES, THEN WE ARE GONNA
>>>BRING YOU ALL BACK AND HANG YOU BY YOUR LITTLE SCRAWNY NECKS...I
>>>ALREADY HAVE A MILLION, BUT A TRILLION WON'T BOTHER ME TOO BAD...
>
>> Gary, your village just called. They miss you and they want their
>> idiot back.
>
> Is this starbuck/Gary the same dude who once made come kind of wild
>claims about clones in some public way? I never paid much attention to the
>guy, but he sure sounds like that same bizarre nut.
>


The very same. There can be only one Gary Stollman.

starbuck

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Dec 12, 2005, 2:46:08 PM12/12/05
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DUDE, eh coward? You DUDS are gonna BURN!

Mark Shippey

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Dec 12, 2005, 3:30:06 PM12/12/05
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starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:
> DUDE, eh coward? You DUDS are gonna BURN!

JUDGE NOT LEST YOU BE JUDGED, YOU GONNA ROAST LIKE A STUCK PIG FOR
JUDGING.

starbuck

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Dec 12, 2005, 8:19:30 PM12/12/05
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Look who's talking! The freaks vs. the innocent...

Mark Shippey

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Dec 12, 2005, 9:32:08 PM12/12/05
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starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:
> Look who's talking! The freaks vs. the innocent...

JUDGING AGAIN.... YOU GONNA ROAST FOR THAT IN THE HOT PLACE.


Ugly Bob

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Dec 12, 2005, 10:14:01 PM12/12/05
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"starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Look who's talking! The freaks vs. the innocent...

Hey Gary, what's it like to be insane?


Ugly Bob

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Dec 12, 2005, 10:15:27 PM12/12/05
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"Mark Shippey" <col...@anti-grey.net> wrote in message
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http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/hambone/stollman.html


DrPostman

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Dec 13, 2005, 12:49:25 AM12/13/05
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On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 19:14:01 -0800, "Ugly Bob"
<ugly_...@hotmail.com> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:


Probably like being stoned all the time.

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

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Dec 13, 2005, 2:23:17 AM12/13/05
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On 12 Dec 2005 04:41:58 GMT, Mark Shippey <col...@anti-grey.net>
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<439cff96$0$1760$8b46...@news.nationwide.net>:

Yes, the same. Gary's completely bat-shit.

*The Commentator*

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Dec 14, 2005, 8:12:39 PM12/14/05
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DrPostman wrote:

> On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 19:14:01 -0800, "Ugly Bob"
> <ugly_...@hotmail.com> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
> >
> >"starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >news:1134436770....@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >> Look who's talking! The freaks vs. the innocent...
> >
> > Hey Gary, what's it like to be insane?
> >
>
> Probably like being stoned all the time.

I really think it is time Gary got the Formosa Rule applied to him
before he hurts himself.

starbuck

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Dec 14, 2005, 9:53:20 PM12/14/05
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Hey, Crappie...I didn't know you used drugs...Mighty bad idea!

starbuck

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Dec 14, 2005, 9:54:37 PM12/14/05
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Dude, dude, dude...Hey dud, how about your pals walking the streets of
Tallahassee broke, how bout that for a total Yankee win!!!!!

starbuck

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Dec 14, 2005, 9:56:03 PM12/14/05
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Hey Bob, what's it like to be ugly?

Art Deco

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Dec 14, 2005, 10:26:42 PM12/14/05
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*The Commentator* <nos...@no.trolls> wrote:

He is already Formosa'd, IIRC.

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Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

"...the poles of Earth are tipped further away from the sun
now, because the use of EM weaponry caused the Earth's
mantle to shift."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

"I am a sean being from another planet."
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*The Commentator*

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Dec 15, 2005, 1:37:36 AM12/15/05
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Art Deco wrote:

> *The Commentator* <nos...@no.trolls> wrote:
>
> >DrPostman wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 19:14:01 -0800, "Ugly Bob"
> >> <ugly_...@hotmail.com> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >> >news:1134436770....@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >> >> Look who's talking! The freaks vs. the innocent...
> >> >
> >> > Hey Gary, what's it like to be insane?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Probably like being stoned all the time.
> >
> >I really think it is time Gary got the Formosa Rule applied to him
> >before he hurts himself.
>
> He is already Formosa'd, IIRC.
>

DAMN! I missed it! I feel a little bad about slapping him around now.

DrPostman

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Dec 15, 2005, 6:43:36 AM12/15/05
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On Wed, 14 Dec 2005 17:12:39 -0800, *The Commentator*
<nos...@no.trolls> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:


What about the Total Asshole exemption from that rule?

starbuck

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Dec 15, 2005, 1:20:50 PM12/15/05
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REALLY? And just what does this Formosa shit entail...It will serve as
good evidence of your trial for conspiracy!

starbuck

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Dec 15, 2005, 1:24:06 PM12/15/05
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MAILMAN, you are the TOTAL ASSHOLE, so I wouldn't get off on your queer
ideas anymore...

DrPostman

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Dec 15, 2005, 10:01:07 PM12/15/05
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On 15 Dec 2005 10:24:06 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>MAILMAN, you are the TOTAL ASSHOLE, so I wouldn't get off on your queer
>ideas anymore...


The queer ideas are all yours. Tell us more about the hamburgers.

starbuck

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Dec 15, 2005, 11:35:14 PM12/15/05
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The hamburgers were delicious, any more questions, dummy?

*The Commentator*

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Dec 16, 2005, 1:52:12 AM12/16/05
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DrPostman wrote:

> On Wed, 14 Dec 2005 17:12:39 -0800, *The Commentator*
> <nos...@no.trolls> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
> >DrPostman wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 19:14:01 -0800, "Ugly Bob"
> >> <ugly_...@hotmail.com> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >> >news:1134436770....@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >> >> Look who's talking! The freaks vs. the innocent...
> >> >
> >> > Hey Gary, what's it like to be insane?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Probably like being stoned all the time.
> >
> >I really think it is time Gary got the Formosa Rule applied to him
> >before he hurts himself.
>
> What about the Total Asshole exemption from that rule?
>

If anyone deserves it, it is Stoolie, no doubt about it!

DrPostman

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Dec 16, 2005, 3:05:18 AM12/16/05
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On 15 Dec 2005 20:35:14 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>The hamburgers were delicious, any more questions, dummy?


When did the aliens clone your penis, before or after you ate
all the hamburgers to heal it.?

Ugly Bob

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Dec 18, 2005, 1:07:33 AM12/18/05
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"*The Commentator*" <nos...@no.trolls> wrote in message
news:43A10F30...@no.trolls...

I wasn't aware of this either. Please disregard the previous...


starbuck

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Dec 21, 2005, 4:57:07 PM12/21/05
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No aliens cloned my penis, dick brain! As you well know, that is a
joke perpertrated by idiots like yourself, postal worker of shit...I
didn't eat hamburgers to heal it, fuck-face, I ate meat to regain my
lost blood suppy after the mother-fuckers like you cut it up in the
Emergency Room of the Tallahassee Memorial Hospital...

starbuck

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Dec 21, 2005, 4:58:27 PM12/21/05
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Hey Crapillator! How is that shit face of yours doing? Scare any
girls away yet, as you probably have in the past?

Holly

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Dec 21, 2005, 6:05:14 PM12/21/05
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starbuck wrote:
> Hey Crapillator! How is that shit face of yours doing? Scare any
> girls away yet, as you probably have in the past?

Hey! PissAnt! Idiomadik stoop toad! Come on ,,,,, take a swing at me
you centaprod .... you ...thump-nail brain wurm ... you cornapoopia
... come on .... Tis the season to be knot U.... Carnage breath,
sniffle rat, nosy-mouse, skinhead. Come on! Put up your dukies ..
u....u insufferabile suckaass. Unimaginative newt. Split pinwheel.
Black biled bifurcated cardboard pinial gland. Clogged nostril.
Shrill-fill. Broken candlewick. Scarlet, scaly psoriatic axiom!

Or take your jingle pill and chill.

starbuck

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Dec 21, 2005, 10:07:31 PM12/21/05
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Nice words for a "girl", and I use the term very loosely!

DrPostman

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Dec 22, 2005, 1:14:42 AM12/22/05
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On 21 Dec 2005 13:57:07 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>No aliens cloned my penis, dick brain! As you well know, that is a


Of course you did, alien clone penis breath.

Holly

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Dec 22, 2005, 5:50:46 AM12/22/05
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starbuck wrote:
> Nice words for a "girl", and I use the term very loosely!

So .... Have a nice "holiday" then. :-)

Earl Dombroski

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Dec 22, 2005, 7:07:30 AM12/22/05
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You too, HollyBaby!

Pearl

"Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis - since 1992."

Holly

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Dec 22, 2005, 6:01:17 PM12/22/05
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I know I don't.

Kissy .... Smooch.

starbuck

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Dec 23, 2005, 1:07:38 AM12/23/05
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I will laugh like hell when I see YOU in the streets with your
worthless pals, the Crapifornia Cowards!

DrPostman

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On 22 Dec 2005 22:07:38 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>I will laugh like hell when I see YOU in the streets with your


>worthless pals, the Crapifornia Cowards!


Aren't we all supposed to be dead by now?

starbuck

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Dec 23, 2005, 1:03:00 PM12/23/05
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Jesus is coming back, he'll take care of you, REAL GOOD CARE OF YOU!

dre

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Dec 23, 2005, 1:32:58 PM12/23/05
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starbuck wrote:
> Jesus is coming back, he'll take care of you, REAL GOOD CARE OF YOU!
>
he's going to bore us to death?
or take us to the whores?
wich?

Earl Dombroski

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Dec 23, 2005, 1:41:13 PM12/23/05
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Well, I asked Jesus about this and he said that he and his brother Juan
don't recommend streetwalkers when so many modern feminists want to
discover their inner sluts (courtesy of the Colbert Report, btw).

Christmas parties at Jesus and Juan's are anything but boring - I'd bet
the same is true for Christmas at Jesus and Juanita's.

The Jesus on my street takes real good care of everyone!

Cheers,
Pearl

Mark Shippey

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Dec 23, 2005, 3:54:53 PM12/23/05
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starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:
> Jesus is coming back, he'll take care of you, REAL GOOD CARE OF YOU!

"Judge not lest you be judged" and you be judging so you gonna roast in
the hot place.


DrPostman

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Dec 23, 2005, 6:16:44 PM12/23/05
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On 23 Dec 2005 10:03:00 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>Jesus is coming back, he'll take care of you, REAL GOOD CARE OF YOU!


Jesus is already back. He's doing renovation work on the house next
door. He's even got his green card this time.

Earl Dombroski

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Dec 23, 2005, 11:11:26 PM12/23/05
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DrPostman wrote:
> On 23 Dec 2005 10:03:00 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in
> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
> >Jesus is coming back, he'll take care of you, REAL GOOD CARE OF YOU!
>
>
> Jesus is already back. He's doing renovation work on the house next
> door. He's even got his green card this time.

It's like Mark and I have been saying - Jesus really is everywhere.

Cheers,
PearlyMon

Mark Shippey

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Dec 24, 2005, 12:45:37 AM12/24/05
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Earl Dombroski <earl.do...@gmail.com> wrote:

Hi Earl!
Jesus left my neighborhood yesterday to travel to New Mexico for his
mother's birthday, which happens to be on Christmas Eve. Before he left he
mentioned that had saved the money to make the trip and buy presents. So,
as we see, Jesus is everywhere, and, Jesus saves.

*The Commentator*

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Dec 24, 2005, 12:54:55 AM12/24/05
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Mark Shippey wrote:

But Moses invests.


P O

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Dec 24, 2005, 2:33:44 AM12/24/05
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It will happen gradually. Are you in somekinda hurry...or...were you
just wonder?

P O

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Dec 24, 2005, 2:38:32 AM12/24/05
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Everyone always want to be right in their belief,including
myself,yes..I'm guilty as well..but thank God that I'm willing to
acknowledge my undenialable guilty.

Message has been deleted

starbuck

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Dec 24, 2005, 8:57:51 PM12/24/05
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Moses is going to burn your sorry worthless ass, Crappie!

starbuck

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Dec 24, 2005, 8:59:44 PM12/24/05
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You are going there forever, shittley!

starbuck

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Dec 24, 2005, 9:01:18 PM12/24/05
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Jesus, the REAL one, is gonna burn ALL your sorry, worthless asses!

Mark Shippey

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Dec 24, 2005, 11:28:07 PM12/24/05
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starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:
> You are going there forever, shittley!

JUDGE NOT you heathen, you going to roast.


Mark Shippey

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Dec 24, 2005, 11:29:19 PM12/24/05
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starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:
> Jesus, the REAL one, is gonna burn ALL your sorry, worthless asses!

Jesus who lives on my street is real, he drives a '56 Chevy Belair.

starbuck

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Dec 25, 2005, 12:23:28 AM12/25/05
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You are being judged...You burn forever!

starbuck

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Dec 25, 2005, 12:24:14 AM12/25/05
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Again, you take the name of Jesus in vain! Burn you pathetic loser!

Message has been deleted

starbuck

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Dec 25, 2005, 9:21:21 PM12/25/05
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Jesus doesn't live on your street and you know it, sucker-man from the
garbage can...You are just a bunch of anti-religious zealots, and
Nazi-lover type freaks!

Mark Shippey

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Dec 25, 2005, 10:36:37 PM12/25/05
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You are a liar, and we know God don't like liars.... Jesus lives right
down the street from me and he drives a '56 Chevy and he saves sometimes
when he has has extra money, and he is married to Juanita. So Jesus really
does save, and has a nice looking wife and a cool car.

DrPostman

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Dec 25, 2005, 11:47:47 PM12/25/05
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On 24 Dec 2005 17:57:51 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>Moses is going to burn your sorry worthless ass, Crappie!


Why would Mr. Malone want to do that?

DrPostman

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Dec 25, 2005, 11:49:06 PM12/25/05
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On 24 Dec 2005 18:01:18 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>Jesus, the REAL one, is gonna burn ALL your sorry, worthless asses!


That guy working in my neighbor's yard looked pretty real.

DrPostman

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Dec 25, 2005, 11:51:01 PM12/25/05
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On 25 Dec 2005 18:21:21 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>Jesus doesn't live on your street and you know it, sucker-man from the


>garbage can...You are just a bunch of anti-religious zealots, and
>Nazi-lover type freaks!


And here I've been lead to believe He's everywhere.

Mark Shippey

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Dec 26, 2005, 12:56:59 AM12/26/05
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starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:

> Again, you take the name of Jesus in vain!

Did you know that Jesus used to drink Crazy Ed's beer with a hot red
pepper in every bottle? I swear to God this is true. I swear on a stack of
Bibles. Jesus used to drink that stuff, but lately he has been drinking
Trappist Ale.

DrPostman

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Dec 26, 2005, 8:03:08 AM12/26/05
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Maybe you just can't handle the truth, eh?

DrPostman

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Dec 26, 2005, 8:29:59 AM12/26/05
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Bob Officer wrote:
> On 25 Dec 2005 04:29:19 GMT, in alt.fan.art-bell, Mark Shippey
> Is he a 'low rider'?
>
>
> --
> Ak'toh'di


{{Bob Officer's short, shameful confession}}

"Yes, I'm a man of calculating intelligence, but my intellect is
underminded by my narcissitic immaturity and pride. Narcissists usually
have normal, even superior intellectual development while remaining
emotionally and morally immature. They unfortunately have difficulty
learning from and taking responsibilities for their past mistakes...."


... sniff* poor little kook.


Bob Officer Unauthorised Mini-FAQ
http://www.psicounsel.com/bobofficer.html

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

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Dec 26, 2005, 12:17:35 PM12/26/05
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On 25 Dec 2005 18:21:21 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com>
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<1135563681.7...@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:

> Jesus doesn't live on your street and you know it, sucker-man from the
> garbage can...You are just a bunch of anti-religious zealots, and
> Nazi-lover type freaks!

Well, not anymore, Duh! I went to school with Jesus, and his little
brother Javier, but that was a long time ago.

Why are you so stupid, StoolMan?
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?"
- AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

betatalk

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Dec 26, 2005, 12:56:07 PM12/26/05
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DrPostman wrote:

> On 25 Dec 2005 18:21:21 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in
> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
> >Jesus doesn't live on your street and you know it, sucker-man from the
> >garbage can...You are just a bunch of anti-religious zealots, and
> >Nazi-lover type freaks!
>
>
> And here I've been lead to believe He's everywhere.
>

We the Betas "rode" an hour east yesterday to give him his birthday
ride:
http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=26.801105,-80.130801&spn=0.0,0.0&t=k


>
> --
> DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
> Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
> AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
> You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com
>

> "By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes"
> -DrPostman (getting honest)


BTWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holly

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Dec 26, 2005, 3:20:00 PM12/26/05
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Prove it!

DrPostman

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Dec 26, 2005, 3:23:28 PM12/26/05
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On 26 Dec 2005 05:29:59 -0800, "DrPostman" <docpo...@hotmail.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>


Are you so ashamed of yourself that you have to use other's nicks?

You must be, and stupid as well, since you reference Idiot the Bruce's
web site.

--
DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com

"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."
H. L. Mencken

DrPostman

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Dec 26, 2005, 3:52:10 PM12/26/05
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DrPostman wrote:

> On 26 Dec 2005 05:29:59 -0800, "DrPostman" <docpo...@hotmail.com> in
> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
> >
> >Bob Officer wrote:
> >> On 25 Dec 2005 04:29:19 GMT, in alt.fan.art-bell, Mark Shippey
> >> <col...@anti-grey.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:
> >> >> Jesus, the REAL one, is gonna burn ALL your sorry, worthless asses!
> >> >
> >> > Jesus who lives on my street is real, he drives a '56 Chevy Belair.
> >>
> >> Is he a 'low rider'?
> >>
> >>
> >> --
> >> Ak'toh'di
> >
> >
> > {{Bob Officer's short, shameful confession}}
> >
> >"Yes, I'm a man of calculating intelligence, but my intellect is
> >underminded by my narcissitic immaturity and pride. Narcissists usually
> >have normal, even superior intellectual development while remaining
> >emotionally and morally immature. They unfortunately have difficulty
> >learning from and taking responsibilities for their past mistakes...."
> >
> >
> >... sniff* poor little kook.
> >
> >
> >Bob Officer Unauthorised Mini-FAQ
> >http://www.psicounsel.com/bobofficer.html
>
>
> Are you so ashamed of yourself that you have to use other's nicks?
>
> You must be, and stupid as well, since you reference Idiot the Bruce's
> web site.
>
>
>

I noticed I'd started talking to myself.

LOL

Art Deco

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Dec 26, 2005, 5:42:23 PM12/26/05
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DrPostman <Lo...@mysig.foremail> wrote:

>On 26 Dec 2005 05:29:59 -0800, "DrPostman" <docpo...@hotmail.com> in
>accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
>>
>>Bob Officer wrote:
>>> On 25 Dec 2005 04:29:19 GMT, in alt.fan.art-bell, Mark Shippey
>>> <col...@anti-grey.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> >starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:
>>> >> Jesus, the REAL one, is gonna burn ALL your sorry, worthless asses!
>>> >
>>> > Jesus who lives on my street is real, he drives a '56 Chevy Belair.
>>>
>>> Is he a 'low rider'?
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> Ak'toh'di
>>
>>
>> {{Bob Officer's short, shameful confession}}
>>
>>"Yes, I'm a man of calculating intelligence, but my intellect is
>>underminded by my narcissitic immaturity and pride. Narcissists usually
>>have normal, even superior intellectual development while remaining
>>emotionally and morally immature. They unfortunately have difficulty
>>learning from and taking responsibilities for their past mistakes...."
>>
>>
>>... sniff* poor little kook.
>>
>>
>>Bob Officer Unauthorised Mini-FAQ
>>http://www.psicounsel.com/bobofficer.html
>
>
>Are you so ashamed of yourself that you have to use other's nicks?
>
>You must be, and stupid as well, since you reference Idiot the Bruce's
>web site.

Is this a new fanboi, Doc? Or an old one in new socks?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka Silouen aka ...

DrPostman

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Dec 26, 2005, 6:41:32 PM12/26/05
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Nah, we are just jealous because someone else is using our tactics.

--
DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com

"Aren't we all supposed to be dead by now?"
-Jamie Eckles (getting honest)

Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Dec 26, 2005, 6:56:30 PM12/26/05
to
DrBruce AKA DrPostman wrote:
> On 26 Dec 2005 05:29:59 -0800, "DrPostman" <docpo...@hotmail.com> in
> accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
> >
> >Bob Officer wrote:
> >> On 25 Dec 2005 04:29:19 GMT, in alt.fan.art-bell, Mark Shippey
> >> <col...@anti-grey.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:
> >> >> Jesus, the REAL one, is gonna burn ALL your sorry, worthless asses!
> >> >
> >> > Jesus who lives on my street is real, he drives a '56 Chevy Belair.
> >>
> >> Is he a 'low rider'?
> >>
> >>
> >> --
> >> Ak'toh'di
> >
> >
> > {{Bob Officer's short, shameful confession}}
> >
> >"Yes, I'm a man of calculating intelligence, but my intellect is
> >underminded by my narcissitic immaturity and pride. Narcissists usually
> >have normal, even superior intellectual development while remaining
> >emotionally and morally immature. They unfortunately have difficulty
> >learning from and taking responsibilities for their past mistakes...."
> >
> >
> >... sniff* poor little kook.
> >
> >
> >Bob Officer Unauthorised Mini-FAQ
> >http://www.psicounsel.com/bobofficer.html
>
>
> Are you so ashamed of yourself that you have to use other's nicks?

He must be.

> You must be, and stupid as well, since you reference Idiot the Bruce's
> web site.

Hay! I resemble that remark!

DrPostman

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Dec 26, 2005, 7:05:15 PM12/26/05
to

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

> DrBruce AKA DrPostman wrote:
> > On 26 Dec 2005 05:29:59 -0800, "DrPostman" <docpo...@hotmail.com> in
> > accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
> >
> > >
> > >Bob Officer wrote:
> > >> On 25 Dec 2005 04:29:19 GMT, in alt.fan.art-bell, Mark Shippey
> > >> <col...@anti-grey.net> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:
> > >> >> Jesus, the REAL one, is gonna burn ALL your sorry, worthless asses!
> > >> >
> > >> > Jesus who lives on my street is real, he drives a '56 Chevy Belair.
> > >>
> > >> Is he a 'low rider'?
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> --
> > >> Ak'toh'di
> > >
> > >
> > > {{Bob Officer's short, shameful confession}}
> > >
> > >"Yes, I'm a man of calculating intelligence, but my intellect is
> > >underminded by my narcissitic immaturity and pride. Narcissists usually
> > >have normal, even superior intellectual development while remaining
> > >emotionally and morally immature. They unfortunately have difficulty
> > >learning from and taking responsibilities for their past mistakes...."
> > >
> > >
> > >... sniff* poor little kook.
> > >
> > >
> > >Bob Officer Unauthorised Mini-FAQ
> > >http://www.psicounsel.com/bobofficer.html
> >
> >
> > Are you so ashamed of yourself that you have to use other's nicks?
>
> He must be.

Yeah, Yeah, just another kook.

> > You must be, and stupid as well, since you reference Idiot the Bruce's
> > web site.
>
> Hay! I resemble that remark!
>


I think the guy is just as big a kook as Kazoo!


DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com

"Aren't we all supposed to be dead by now?"
-Jamie Eckles (getting honest)

Mark Shippey

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Dec 26, 2005, 7:29:56 PM12/26/05
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Jesus has returned! I kid you not! He went to New Mexico and has now
returned! Jesus is back!


Fred Garvin

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Dec 26, 2005, 8:21:36 PM12/26/05
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Prove God exists.

We're waiting.....

--
Chris: "Dad, what's a blowhole for?"
Peter: "I'll tell you what it's NOT for and then you'll know why I can
never go back to Sea World."

Mark Shippey

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Dec 26, 2005, 11:43:04 PM12/26/05
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U P D A T E
I just spoke with Jesus after his return, and he brings good news! He
says that he saved a lot of money on gas because the prices are down and
once again we see..... Jesus saves!


DrPostman

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Dec 27, 2005, 1:22:54 PM12/27/05
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On 26 Dec 2005 12:52:10 -0800, "DrPostman" <docpo...@hotmail.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>

>


> I noticed I'd started talking to myself.
>
>LOL


Idiots who feel the need to use other's nicks do that
all the time. It's called mental illness, and you need help.


--
DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com

"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."
H. L. Mencken

DrPostman

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Dec 27, 2005, 1:23:50 PM12/27/05
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On Mon, 26 Dec 2005 15:42:23 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>Is this a new fanboi, Doc? Or an old one in new socks?


Probably an old one. Not a very smart one either.

DrPostman

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Dec 27, 2005, 1:25:11 PM12/27/05
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On 26 Dec 2005 15:41:32 -0800, "DrPostman" <docpo...@hotmail.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>

>Nah, we are just jealous because someone else is using our tactics.


"Our tactics"? Really? Please do elaborate. Especially since
I never use socks. And who is this we stuff? Your mental illness
kicking in harder?

--
DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com

"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."
H. L. Mencken

ju_ritt...@yahoo.com

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Dec 27, 2005, 2:38:43 PM12/27/05
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Well, that's a good way to get rid of Jamie Eckles... and his
entourage.

Good on ya, and please keep up the good work!

Pale.Pink.

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Dec 27, 2005, 5:44:15 PM12/27/05
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>% # 0 >+><! ;;;;; ;-

DrPostman

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Dec 27, 2005, 6:14:38 PM12/27/05
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On 27 Dec 2005 11:38:43 -0800, "ju_r...@hotmail.com"
<ju_ritt...@yahoo.com> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>

>Well, that's a good way to get rid of Jamie Eckles... and his
>entourage.
>
>Good on ya, and please keep up the good work!


I will never leave. Especially since I task you so.


--
DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com

"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."
H. L. Mencken

VI THOMAS

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Dec 27, 2005, 10:24:17 PM12/27/05
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HE MADE US DID DID IT HE.GOD SAVE ME i NO THAT

Mark Shippey

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:16:08 AM12/28/05
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VI THOMAS <THOMA...@webtv.net> wrote:
> HE MADE US DID DID IT HE.GOD SAVE ME i NO THAT

HOW YOU NO HE DID DID DID IT?


starbuck

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:25:08 AM12/28/05
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Jesus lives on your street, huh, clown? And you call me mentally ill,
huh, sucker! Hey duds, how do you like all your worthless pals walking
the streets of all the cities I visited on my trip?

starbuck

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:26:36 AM12/28/05
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I keep telling you my name is Stollman...Use it or go to prison, like
your pals will!

starbuck

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:27:41 AM12/28/05
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You are already dead...Danny poisoned all the food and water you duds
use!

starbuck

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:28:59 AM12/28/05
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Shittley, you are gonna fry along with your pals...By the way, hows the
money doing?

starbuck

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:30:22 AM12/28/05
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I don't need to prove God exists...He does, he is, and he is gonna burn
you mother-fuckers!

Mark Shippey

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:43:09 AM12/28/05
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starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:
> I don't need to prove God exists...He does, he is, and he is gonna burn
> you mother-fuckers!

You're gonna roast for judging when He told you not to judge, and you
are in big trouble with The Man. No doubt about it.


Mark Shippey

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:44:32 AM12/28/05
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starbuck <starbu...@aol.com> wrote:
> Jesus lives on your street, huh, clown? And you call me mentally ill,
> huh, sucker!

Yes and yes. Jesus lives on my street and you are nuts.

DrPostman

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:45:15 AM12/28/05
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On 27 Dec 2005 21:25:08 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>Jesus lives on your street, huh, clown? And you call me mentally ill,


>huh, sucker! Hey duds, how do you like all your worthless pals walking
>the streets of all the cities I visited on my trip?


The trips you take are not physical.

DrPostman

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:46:15 AM12/28/05
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On 27 Dec 2005 21:26:36 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>I keep telling you my name is Stollman...Use it or go to prison, like
>your pals will!


Who are you ranting at now, Stoolman?

DrPostman

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:53:24 AM12/28/05
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On 27 Dec 2005 21:25:08 -0800, "starbuck" <starbu...@aol.com> in

accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

>Jesus lives on your street, huh, clown? And you call me mentally ill,


>huh, sucker! Hey duds, how do you like all your worthless pals walking
>the streets of all the cities I visited on my trip?


Actually, Jesus lives in New York City. A judge recently said so:
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/377417p-320601c.html

mect...@here.net

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Dec 28, 2005, 2:31:52 AM12/28/05
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On Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:23:50 -0600, DrPostman <Lo...@mysig.foremail>
wrote:

>On Mon, 26 Dec 2005 15:42:23 -0700, Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> in
>accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
>
>>Is this a new fanboi, Doc? Or an old one in new socks?
>
>
>Probably an old one. Not a very smart one either.

It takes a genius like Jaimie to burn down his own home, vanish from
USENET for 9 months, and post at all hours of the day while "working"
at the post office. Fat Jaimie makes Ray look like a stoic.

*The Commentator*

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Dec 28, 2005, 3:54:44 AM12/28/05
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starbuck wrote:

> No aliens cloned my penis, dick brain! As you well know, that is a
> joke perpertrated by idiots like yourself, postal worker of shit...I
> didn't eat hamburgers to heal it, fuck-face, I ate meat to regain my
> lost blood suppy after the mother-fuckers like you cut it up in the
> Emergency Room of the Tallahassee Memorial Hospital...

So let me get this straight.

You think someone cut up your penis in a hospital emergency room, then
you ate lots of meat.

OooooKay.

Sounds to me like you just chowed on a lot of meat in a San Francisco
bath house and are too ashamed to admit it.

Is that true, Stoolie?


*The Commentator*

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Dec 28, 2005, 3:55:38 AM12/28/05
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starbuck wrote:

> Hey Crapillator! How is that shit face of yours doing? Scare any
> girls away yet, as you probably have in the past?

What in the world are you whining about now, Stoolie?

Got that lawsuit for billions prepared yet, Stoolie?


*The Commentator*

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Dec 28, 2005, 3:56:20 AM12/28/05
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starbuck wrote:

> Nice words for a "girl", and I use the term very loosely!

You would not know what to do with a girl if one paid any
attention to you, Stoolie. Much less a full grown woman.


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