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H�gar

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Jun 21, 2011, 7:14:58 PM6/21/11
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* Pythagorean Theorem:................................................24
words.
* Lord's
prayer:.............................................................66
words.
* Archimedes' Principle:.................................................67
words.
* 10 Commandments:..................................................179
words.
* Gettysburg address:..................................................286
words.
* Declaration of Independence:.................................1,300 words.
* US Constitution with all 27 Amendments:...............7,818 words.
* US Government regulations on sale of cabbage:....26,911 words.

Sort of puts things into perspective for you, doesn't it ...

Caution: Liberals may not comprehend the first 7.


Notroll2012

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Jun 21, 2011, 7:41:53 PM6/21/11
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"H�gar" wrote in message
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* Pythagorean Theorem:................................................24
words.
* Lord's
prayer:.............................................................66
words.
* Archimedes' Principle:.................................................67
words.
* 10 Commandments:..................................................179
words.
* Gettysburg address:..................................................286
words.
* Declaration of Independence:.................................1,300 words.
* US Constitution with all 27 Amendments:...............7,818 words.
* US Government regulations on sale of cabbage:....26,911 words.

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Hagar's IQ Suboptimal

I don't want the cheapest cabbage - I want the cheapest safe cabbage. Hagar
and his ilk will never understand that. If the Nations's corporate food
producers put safety ahead of profit, we'd need no regulations at all.

Bast

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Jun 21, 2011, 10:25:52 PM6/21/11
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I'm still wondering how hagar knows the cabbage thing actually IS 26,911
words.
And would tell us who counted and confirmed it.

I hope Hagar will now tell us who's shit smells and tastes
worse,....republicans or democrats ?
(as must of us can't SEE any difference)

Maybe he can get a government research grant to do the study.

The Patriot

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Jun 21, 2011, 10:54:50 PM6/21/11
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"Bast" <fake...@nomail.invalid> wrote in message
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Why? You have already said that you smell and taste
shit and don't see any difference, that is good enough
for me. No need for further tests.


Notroll2012

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Jun 22, 2011, 8:40:56 AM6/22/11
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"Bast" wrote in message news:itrjrt$tk2$1...@dont-email.me...

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The government already has granted a group of sociologists funds to complete
a study titled: The Effects of High Fat Cheese Upon Central California's
Homosapien Subspecies Trailerdwellerus. Initial findings indicate that
years of eating gubmint cheese lead to a narrowing of the arteries,
particularly in the brain. The subjects have a propensity toward ugliness,
cognitive dysfunction, and poor hygiene. Sexual attraction to cloven hooved
animals has also been observed.


H�gar

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Jun 22, 2011, 10:01:22 AM6/22/11
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"Bast" <fake...@nomail.invalid> wrote in message
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OK ... I sort of figured this would be overly complicated for
the dregs of society, namely Liberal Loons, to sink in.

So why don't we take a 2,182 page healthcare bill with
roughly 600 words per page.

I know you don't have enough fingers and toesies to
figure this out, but Windows has a built-in calculator,
and Amazon Books has a "Simple Arithmetic for
stark raving mad Dummies".

Good luck, Losers ...


The Patriot

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Jun 22, 2011, 11:53:54 AM6/22/11
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"Notroll2012" <notro...@charter.net> wrote in
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That is interesting. Just how damn much cheese do you
eat daily?
I understand you will be the main subject of the study.


The Patriot

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Jun 22, 2011, 11:57:57 AM6/22/11
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"H�gar" <hs...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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It looks like Nutroll's study is going to be
interesting as he and all of his sockie's are full of
shit.
I do suppose they have to pass it to find out what is
in it though.


Notroll2012

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Jun 22, 2011, 2:03:45 PM6/22/11
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"The Patriot" wrote in message news:DeoMp.13573$PA5...@newsfe01.iad...

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I neither consume gubmint cheese nor live in central California. But thanks
for asking.

H�gar

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Jun 22, 2011, 3:36:07 PM6/22/11
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"Notroll2012" <notro...@charter.net> wrote in message
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Tell him about the cave in Missoura you share with your cousins,
you IQ challenged Troll. You wish you lived in a trailer, you white
trash Loozer.


JeffRelf.F-M.FM

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Jun 22, 2011, 10:20:25 PM6/22/11
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Love me some Swiss Cheese ( Pictured ).

Swiss Cheese

Your overlords ( Hitchhiker's Guide )

Hägar

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Jun 22, 2011, 11:20:49 PM6/22/11
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As a rule you don't post attachments in the NGs. Pictures of any kind are
attachments.  But you Liberal fuck-tards think that rules don't apply to
you, as long as everyone else complies with them ... of course there is
the possibility that you haven't read the NG FAQs, which makes you a
hapless, albeit arrogant moron.
 
But I wouldn't expect anything less from a loser and a pig sucking from
the Federal teat.

JeffRelf.F-M.FM

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Jun 22, 2011, 11:51:17 PM6/22/11
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I post "Content-Type: text/HTML" ( a.k.a. text, HTML ),
not "Content-Type: multipart/alternative" ( a.k.a. "attachments" ).

Giganews.COM ( your server, Hägar ) allows both, HTML and attachments.
Some servers won't let you post attachments but will allow HTML.

No one censors my Usenet feed, I don't allow it.

To read, I use Glorb.COM, unfiltered version.
To post, I use "Tioat.NET:119", "Usenet-News.NET" or "BlockNews.NET".

Not only are my servers better than yours, they're also cheaper.

As for your "sucking from the Federal teat" issues, I say:

  Truth be told, not one man was ever free.
  
  No amount of money could buy you 100 years of ·quality· living.
  We occupy a limited space, a limited time: a limited spacetime.

REDRUM KILGORE

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Jun 23, 2011, 3:42:41 AM6/23/11
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Hagar's all PO'd at pix of his main source of trailer park nutrition
along with several pix of his sexual partners (anal inserts).

Bast

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Jun 23, 2011, 9:26:10 AM6/23/11
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No. Read my post again.
That's what we said about SEEING shit, and knowing not to step in it
It's Hagar that needs the further proof.


H�gar

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Jun 23, 2011, 9:38:49 AM6/23/11
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"REDRUM KILGORE" <redrum....@gmail.com> wrote in message
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... so speaketh the demented product of an after-hours drunken
anal romp ...


REDRUM KILGORE

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Jun 23, 2011, 11:52:57 PM6/23/11
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On Jun 23, 9:38 am, "H gar" <hs...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "REDRUM KILGORE" <redrum.kilg...@gmail.com> wrote in message

It's time for your meds, Hagar, you nattering nutbagger.

REDRUM KILGORE

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Jun 23, 2011, 11:55:22 PM6/23/11
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On Jun 23, 9:38 am, "H gar" <hs...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "REDRUM KILGORE" <redrum.kilg...@gmail.com> wrote in message

It's time for your meds, Hagar, you nattering nutbagger and fondler of
small rodental anal inserts.

H�gar

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Jun 24, 2011, 9:47:11 AM6/24/11
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"REDRUM KILGORE" <redrum....@gmail.com> wrote in message
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The morons just keep on blathering the same empty rhetoric, which
is so emblematic of Missoura's failed education system. But then,
the world needs pig farmers and dirt shovelers for the Nigger's
"shovel ready" jobs ... bwahahahahahahahhh you fucking Losers ..


The Patriot

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Jun 24, 2011, 1:07:45 PM6/24/11
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"Bast" <fake...@nomail.invalid> wrote in message
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I do not need to read your post again. It made me gag
the first time around. You pig humpers are so full of
yourselves that you think you are funny. Well, if shit
is funny then so are you.


The Patriot

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Jun 24, 2011, 1:11:18 PM6/24/11
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You sure are a pathetic Liberal.


Notroll2012

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Jun 24, 2011, 1:34:49 PM6/24/11
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"The Patriot" wrote in message news:Wv3Np.48505$Vp....@newsfe14.iad...

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Have you ever noticed how Lapel Pin Patriots are always willing to cut
someone else's government benefit, but not their own. How they will eagerly
send anyone else's son or daughter into war, but not their own. How they
complain that other's are lazy, but spend time on the internet when they
should be working. Why is that?


Notroll2012

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Jun 24, 2011, 1:37:15 PM6/24/11
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"The Patriot" wrote in message news:gz3Np.18781$PA5....@newsfe01.iad...

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While you and Hagar are just pathetic. Pathetic pig fucking red neck
trailer dwelling crackers.

REDRUM KILGORE

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Jun 24, 2011, 7:51:47 PM6/24/11
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Up those meds, 'tard boy. Really.

REDRUM KILGORE

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Jun 24, 2011, 7:54:57 PM6/24/11
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On Jun 24, 1:34 pm, "Notroll2012" <notroll2...@charter.net> wrote:
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> Have you ever noticed how Lapel Pin Patriots are always willing to cut
> someone else's government benefit, but not their own.  How they will eagerly
> send anyone else's son or daughter into war, but not their own.  How they
> complain that other's are lazy, but spend time on the internet when they
> should be working.  Why is that?

Lapel Pin Patriots are simply inbred, simple-minded, unschooled
buffoons. It all leads them to the trailer parks where they squat in
bitter, stupified confusion and produce more of their ilk.

herbert glazier

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Jun 25, 2011, 6:40:19 AM6/25/11
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You can't regulate Swift Food. You can't regulate Waste Management.
You can't regulate prisons. You no longer can use the word Mafia in
vain. No freedom of speech or assembly When it was allowed to be in
the news "Police were killing people" They still do but it no longer
can be in the news. Keep in mind 84% of the people want wars stopped.
To get elected Obama pledged to bring the army home. They are still
coming home in plastic bags. There are no GOPer children in those
bags. TreBert

H�gar

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Jun 25, 2011, 10:29:32 AM6/25/11
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"Notroll2012" <notro...@charter.net> wrote in message
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You ARE mentally regressing ... other then pig fucking, Chlamydia and
trailer parks .... you have nothing ... how pathetic ... but then, some
children were left behind ... I think we've found them.


Jason Browneye

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Jun 25, 2011, 10:50:18 AM6/25/11
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"H�gar" wrote in message

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Folks, we should cut Hagar a little slack. It turns out that his boyhood
trailer contained massive amounts of lead paint.

G=EMC^2

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I always felt sad for Hagar. Yes lead in his brain could account for
hisd low wit. TreBert

REDRUM KILGORE

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Jun 25, 2011, 10:42:06 PM6/25/11
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After Hagar finished scarfing all the paint chips, he washed 'em down
with PCBs from the electrical transformers down at the local depo
whenever his gubmit cheese deliveries arrived. The effects are what
we see on Usenet now. Hagar is a mobile (well, crawling) monument to
environmental poisoning. The Discovery Channel should make a
documentary or something about him.

Notroll2012

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"REDRUM KILGORE" wrote in message
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Maybe History Channel could do a companion show to Swamp People called
Trailer Dwellers.

Bast

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The Patriot wrote:
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Of course I think shit is funny, why else would I read your responses ?


H�gar

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Jun 26, 2011, 11:40:27 AM6/26/11
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"herbert glazier" <herbert...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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When horses get as senile as you are, they usually shoot them ... too bad it
is against the law to do it to mentally challenged humans.


The Patriot

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"H�gar" <hs...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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It seems a shame that these pathetic morons think they
are funny. They seem to believe they put on a humorous
show. I would say they do put on a show but it is only
a crass act. Goth they are Goth they be. Not worth my
attention.


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