flying toasters
Flying Toaster #5024
I am doing a survey newsletter where you get a survey question every
month and you get a question and i send it back to u with jokes n stuff
as a newsletter. It's an online newsletter so all i need is for you to
drop me an e-mail saying u want to be in the survey newsletter. You can
get out of it whenever you want by just sending me an e-mail.PLEASE BE
IN IT!!
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***FLYING TOASTER #5024***
so-...@ou.edu
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Wes Payne
Here's the newsgroups line:
alt.cheese,alt.happy.birthday.to.me,alt.music.lyrics,alt.tasteless,jokes,alt
algebra.help,rec.humor,rec.puzzles.crosswords,rec.puzzles,alt.freaks
I'd stomp the shit outta this guy, but all it looks like is that he got his
period '.' and comma ',' keys mixed up. What an asshole. Well, if he
isn't punished, he won't learn, will he?
Flying Toaster #5024 <so-...@ou.edu> wrote in article
<336AAE...@ou.edu>...
> I am doing a survey newsletter where you get a survey question every
> month and you get a question and i send it back to u with jokes n stuff
> as a newsletter. It's an online newsletter so all i need is for you to
> drop me an e-mail saying u want to be in the survey newsletter. You can
> get out of it whenever you want by just sending me an e-mail.PLEASE BE
> IN IT!!
But, but, but... you can't even FUCKING TYPE! Why the fuck would I want to
join your bullshit 'in-group' and felch dead rats along with the rest of
your clueless wankery? Does this level of jackassery come naturally to
you, or do they have special classes for it at Oklahoma University?
Did you stare at your After Dark screen saver so long that it melted your
pea brain?
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> Hit any user to continue.
Let's start with you, shall we?
I did some checking @ ou.edu. It turns out that the e-mail address is
valid (I was at least able to send to it without it being kicked back). A
bit of fingering turned up no complete matches for so-se-1, so we can't
drive the Cluemobile over and pay you a visit. Yet. If the admins over
there at OU are pissed enough, we might end up getting a complete match
after all...
I fixed your Newsgroups line, by the way. Now everybody can know what an
incredible jackass you are. Thank me later.
your friendly neighborhood misanthrope
"The Earth is 99% full -- please delete any person you can"
Flying Toaster #5024
TO WES PAYNE...
All you did was send me an e-mail, if that is what you call checking for
validity. I don't even go to ou. I don't even live in oklahoma. If
you are so nosy, why don't you become a news reporter or something and
quit spending your entire life at the computer?? AND don't call me a MAN
you...astronaut hole. OOHH I DISSED YOU!!! YOU GOT PUNKED!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ex Traktor
The man was clearly a fraud from the start. And not even a very good one.
He hadn't even checked up on some basic Quantum Mechanics:
>> This message transmitted on 100% recycled electrons.
A ridiculous statement, although by how much I am Uncertain.
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SuperGrrrl
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