2/1/69 John Michael Martin

[Andrew Breitbart]

Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday dear Andrew, or is that John?
Happy Birthday to me!

Hey, Teresa Marie Steinberg or Michael Martin, it's you son!!!

Are you on the Internet yet?

Why do I burn so easily?

Did y'all do a lot of psychedelics in the late Sixties?
Just a guess.

Pa, were you really a "folk singer"?
I'm not much the fan of Sisties folk, but I do like John Wesley
Harding, a really witty British neo-folk British fellow living in
San Francisco.

Do you have hardcore atheistic tendencies?

Do I have any half brothers or, more importantly, half sisters?
And if so, please don't tell me they were promiscuous girls who
attended Tulane University from 1987 to 1991. That could be bad.

Where have you been the last twenty seven years?

Do you like bread or rice pudding?

Did you find "12 Monkeys" convoluted, or is such apocalyptic fare
legitimate in light of our current realities?

Love,
Andrew