Might Need A Diffrent Motel

[Free Radio Jackson]

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit
lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see
advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling
himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills
flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places,
thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she
felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo
sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi,
I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my motel room and
give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring
implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag
of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I' m ready!! Now
how does that sound?"
He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an
outside line."

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