That's because I can't pay my "honorary baseball wife" bill.
Fuck all of you.
I'm better educated than all of you, I'm not going to put up with you
and your bitch faces
and bitch hair and your "you had a Cole".
Fuck off, you treasonous bitch.
Go tell your rich Greek daddy with your latest news.
If you're living like you're living, you ain't got a cole.
God damn I hate baseball wives.
I'm telling.