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Silver Surfer
May 11, 2013, 11:30:12 PM5/11/13
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On May 12, 3:14 am, Samuel Harris <vssamuelhar...@aol.com> wrote:
> On May 12, 12:56 am, lightjose...@gmail.com wrote:
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> > All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
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> > If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house. If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
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> > I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
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> > So what about details? What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping? How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?
Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die? Do you want to
shit on rose petals? Besides, what if you're a Nigger? Wouldn't you
want to die of clogged arteries in a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Or what
if you're Arab? Wouldn't you want to die with your dick in a camels
ass?
> On May 12, 12:56 am, lightjose...@gmail.com wrote:
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> > All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
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> > If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house. If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
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> > I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
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> > So what about details? What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping? How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?
Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die? Do you want to
shit on rose petals? Besides, what if you're a Nigger? Wouldn't you
want to die of clogged arteries in a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Or what
if you're Arab? Wouldn't you want to die with your dick in a camels
ass?
4s00th
May 12, 2013, 1:45:48 PM5/12/13
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Robert H
May 12, 2013, 2:08:25 PM5/12/13
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On May 11, 11:30 pm, Silver Surfer <ssilvernotalumi...@gmail.com>
wrote:
wrote:
> On May 12, 3:14 am, Samuel Harris <vssamuelhar...@aol.com> wrote:
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> > On May 12, 12:56 am, lightjose...@gmail.com wrote:
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> > > All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
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> > > If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house. If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
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> > > I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
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> > > So what about details? What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping? How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?
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> Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die?
That's not always true.
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> > On May 12, 12:56 am, lightjose...@gmail.com wrote:
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> > > All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
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> > > If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house. If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
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> > > I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
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> > > So what about details? What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping? How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?
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> Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die?
Samuel Harrigon
May 12, 2013, 2:46:15 PM5/12/13
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Robert H <cra...@comcast.net> wrote in
news:733203ea-9981-45d1...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
That's right, that only happens when your soul goes to Hell or if you
died with a medical condition. This is why it's so important to have an
experienced Pastor with you when you die, so that he can make sure you
soul gets into Heaven.
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church
news:733203ea-9981-45d1...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
died with a medical condition. This is why it's so important to have an
experienced Pastor with you when you die, so that he can make sure you
soul gets into Heaven.
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church
Bearplug
May 12, 2013, 6:43:29 PM5/12/13
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On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
Run a flaming cock of righteousness up in that old devil's ass!
Rev. Hellstomper
Rev. Hellstomper
Father Haskell
May 12, 2013, 6:56:27 PM5/12/13
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On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
hand and a whore in the other.
Father Haskell
May 12, 2013, 6:58:43 PM5/12/13
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surely would.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A
Dakota
May 12, 2013, 9:02:02 PM5/12/13
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I want to die in my sleep like my grampa did - not like the passengers
who were riding in the car he was driving when he died.
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
May 13, 2013, 12:06:39 AM5/13/13
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Deathbed confession for atheists (for those who haven't seen it):
http://www.fidemturbare.com/deathbed-confession.pl
--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
"Fantastic, Earthquakes and now exploding meteors! ...what next?"
-- Molarh Warhol (April 2, 2012)
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May 13, 2013, 12:23:45 AM5/13/13
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he makes it pasturized
Constance Knoring
May 14, 2013, 4:55:07 PM5/14/13
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Bearplug <stardu...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:d535f451-4c18-4ab6...@g9g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:
> On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Robert H <craz...@comcast.net> wrote
>> innews:733203ea-9981-45d1-a56e-c9476
> eb7...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
yoo fuckin pervertes!!!!!!!!! u cathlics always think about cock and
stickin it in kids u fuckin immorel shitfuck fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!
i burnt down fuckin churches cuzz off low life shits like u anned i wnet
two prissen 4 it butt u aint notheng two werry abowt frum mee cuzz i had
theropy anne ima mucha bettur now!!!!!!!!!!!! butta that dont meen there
aint nobody else like me hoo is pissed off abowt u fucking priests bum
fucking kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck yoooo!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
sumone shood cut yore fucken rinky dinky dicks off u fucking fuckers!!!!
go piss uppa fuckin rope togther u asshat fuckin shiteheedds!!!!!!!11!
news:d535f451-4c18-4ab6...@g9g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:
> On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Robert H <craz...@comcast.net> wrote
> eb7...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
stickin it in kids u fuckin immorel shitfuck fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!
i burnt down fuckin churches cuzz off low life shits like u anned i wnet
two prissen 4 it butt u aint notheng two werry abowt frum mee cuzz i had
theropy anne ima mucha bettur now!!!!!!!!!!!! butta that dont meen there
aint nobody else like me hoo is pissed off abowt u fucking priests bum
fucking kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck yoooo!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
sumone shood cut yore fucken rinky dinky dicks off u fucking fuckers!!!!
go piss uppa fuckin rope togther u asshat fuckin shiteheedds!!!!!!!11!
Constance Knoring
May 14, 2013, 5:02:11 PM5/14/13
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Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:cd128dce-b0fa-4cb2...@y5g2000yqy.googlegroups.com:
> On May 12, 2:46�pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Robert H <craz...@comcast.net> wrote
>> innews:733203ea-9981-45d1-a56e-c9476
> eb7...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
one beer i can undestand...... butttt why only one whore??????
id wanna go out in a blazing orgy with at lest 5 whores!!!!!!!!!!! that
wood bee the cats sass eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
women r awsome!!!111!!!!!!! cant have life without em!!!!!!!!!! and a
lotta them look awsome two!!!!!!!!!
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> On May 12, 2:46�pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Robert H <craz...@comcast.net> wrote
> eb7...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
id wanna go out in a blazing orgy with at lest 5 whores!!!!!!!!!!! that
wood bee the cats sass eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
women r awsome!!!111!!!!!!! cant have life without em!!!!!!!!!! and a
lotta them look awsome two!!!!!!!!!
Father Haskell
May 14, 2013, 6:15:57 PM5/14/13
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On May 14, 5:02 pm, Constance Knoring <nosel...@invalid.local> wrote:
Sounds a lot more dignified than dying in a hospital while a
chaplain leans over you like a vulture and utters invocations
to his zombie masters.
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chaplain leans over you like a vulture and utters invocations
to his zombie masters.
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Samuel Harrigon
May 21, 2013, 11:01:04 AM5/21/13
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Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:8c8bb240-898d-4ff5...@y5g2000yqy.googlegroups.com:
> On May 14, 5:02�pm, Constance Knoring <nosel...@invalid.local> wrote:
>> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote
> 9bfb-cb5...@y5g2000yqy.googlegroups.com:
will make God send you to Hell to burn for all eternity!
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Zombie Church
Robert H
May 21, 2013, 11:12:29 AM5/21/13
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On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
idiots.
elizabeth
May 21, 2013, 3:44:00 PM5/21/13
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beautifully, you are a black hole of ugly, Heishman.
BTW, I noticed the thread where you libeled me again is MIA .....
kni...@baawa.com
May 21, 2013, 11:17:48 PM5/21/13
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Samuel Harrigon
May 26, 2013, 2:05:56 PM5/26/13
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kni...@baawa.com wrote in news:41eop89pbo4k1os83...@4ax.com:
I always figured you Atheist for wanting to die by snakes on a plane.
But flying sharks? You're being deluded by your Atheist faith because
sharks can't fly (you wouldn't be that deluded if you came go my church).
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church
But flying sharks? You're being deluded by your Atheist faith because
sharks can't fly (you wouldn't be that deluded if you came go my church).
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church
Samuel Harrigon
May 26, 2013, 3:02:09 PM5/26/13
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elizabeth <elizabet...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:142c6588-7ffc-4e1f...@v10g2000pbv.googlegroups.com:
> On May 21, 8:12 am, Robert H <craz...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
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Fear not my child, He will send all blasphemers to Hell to burn for all
eternity. This is a universal fact that everyone knows in their hearts
to be the true love that God shows for all flocks through the forgiveness
provided by His son, our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Those who are
willing to have real Faith and accept Him as their true Saviour through
repentance for all their Sins will be afforded a title deed on a Cloud 9
of their very own in the afterlife so they may host tea parties and visit
with their friends (who art not in Hell) and worship God together to keep
the Heavens Holy (those clouds need maintenance - they won't clean
themselves, and and Mother Nature's too busy cleaning up after all these
Atheists who are intent on destroying the environment).
news:142c6588-7ffc-4e1f...@v10g2000pbv.googlegroups.com:
> On May 21, 8:12 am, Robert H <craz...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
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eternity. This is a universal fact that everyone knows in their hearts
to be the true love that God shows for all flocks through the forgiveness
provided by His son, our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Those who are
willing to have real Faith and accept Him as their true Saviour through
repentance for all their Sins will be afforded a title deed on a Cloud 9
of their very own in the afterlife so they may host tea parties and visit
with their friends (who art not in Hell) and worship God together to keep
the Heavens Holy (those clouds need maintenance - they won't clean
themselves, and and Mother Nature's too busy cleaning up after all these
Atheists who are intent on destroying the environment).
elizabeth
May 28, 2013, 2:30:24 PM5/28/13
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On May 26, 12:02 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
I have no fear of any diety.
And Robert J Heishman has created a hell out of his very life. Hehehe.
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And Robert J Heishman has created a hell out of his very life. Hehehe.
Samuel Harrigon
Jun 9, 2013, 7:22:08 PM6/9/13
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elizabeth <elizabet...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:3fee1f1b-049a-481d...@h9g2000pbr.googlegroups.com:
> On May 26, 12:02 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> elizabeth <elizabethfran...@gmail.com> wrote
>> innews:142c6588-7ffc-4e1f-85
> 32-a83a...@v10g2000pbv.googlegroups.com:
All you double-crossing Atheists take notice that you must respect Him
because He is everyone's Father and it's wrong to be so mean to your own
family. Go eat your crackers for God's sake! His wrath will be so harsh
if you continue to be disloyal to Him!
> And Robert J Heishman has created a hell out of his very life.
> Hehehe.
Doesn't he make yogurt? Or am I thinking of margarine? If it's yogurt
that will increase his chances of going to Heaven because God doesn't
like popcorn.
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Guacamole Spread Church
news:3fee1f1b-049a-481d...@h9g2000pbr.googlegroups.com:
> On May 26, 12:02 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> elizabeth <elizabethfran...@gmail.com> wrote
> 32-a83a...@v10g2000pbv.googlegroups.com:
because He is everyone's Father and it's wrong to be so mean to your own
family. Go eat your crackers for God's sake! His wrath will be so harsh
if you continue to be disloyal to Him!
> And Robert J Heishman has created a hell out of his very life.
> Hehehe.
that will increase his chances of going to Heaven because God doesn't
like popcorn.
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Guacamole Spread Church
elizabeth
Jun 9, 2013, 10:51:39 PM6/9/13
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On Jun 9, 4:22 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
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Until you accept Elvis as your personal savior, you will never enter
Graceland and dwell with Elvis in peace and rock&roll
forever
he's got a hunkahunka burnin' love for all those who believeth in Him
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Until you accept Elvis as your personal savior, you will never enter
Graceland and dwell with Elvis in peace and rock&roll
forever
he's got a hunkahunka burnin' love for all those who believeth in Him
Samuel Harrigon
Jun 16, 2013, 2:58:31 PM6/16/13
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elizabeth <elizabet...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1d646ed8-b5a6-4c7c...@2g2000yqr.googlegroups.com:
> On Jun 9, 4:22 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> elizabeth <elizabethfran...@gmail.com> wrote
>> innews:3fee1f1b-049a-481d-ba
> 9c-002e...@h9g2000pbr.googlegroups.com:
Elvis is in Heaven. He was a true believer in the faith, and God has
rewarded him with eternity in Heaven where he does personal performances
and signs autographs for everyone else in the afterlife.
Even Satan can't resist his charm, but Evlis wouldn't sign an autograph
for him because he thought it might be a trick to sign away his Soul.
See how believing in God makes you a clear thinker? It worked for Elvis.
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> On Jun 9, 4:22 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> elizabeth <elizabethfran...@gmail.com> wrote
> 9c-002e...@h9g2000pbr.googlegroups.com:
rewarded him with eternity in Heaven where he does personal performances
and signs autographs for everyone else in the afterlife.
Even Satan can't resist his charm, but Evlis wouldn't sign an autograph
for him because he thought it might be a trick to sign away his Soul.
See how believing in God makes you a clear thinker? It worked for Elvis.
elizabeth
Jun 16, 2013, 10:12:01 PM6/16/13
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On Jun 16, 11:58 am, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
That's a no shit, Sherlock! He sitteth on the right hand of God and
dwells in Graceland forever.
> He was a true believer in the faith, and God has
> rewarded him with eternity in Heaven where he does personal performances
> and signs autographs for everyone else in the afterlife.
And can hire some great back up singers.
> Even Satan can't resist his charm, but Evlis wouldn't sign an autograph
> for him because he thought it might be a trick to sign away his Soul.
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> Good Old Gospel Ship Church- Hide quoted text -
He's got a hunka hunka burnin' love for all whosoever believeth in
him.
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dwells in Graceland forever.
> He was a true believer in the faith, and God has
> rewarded him with eternity in Heaven where he does personal performances
> and signs autographs for everyone else in the afterlife.
> Even Satan can't resist his charm, but Evlis wouldn't sign an autograph
> for him because he thought it might be a trick to sign away his Soul.
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> See how believing in God makes you a clear thinker? It worked for Elvis.
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> Rev. Samuel Harrigon
He's got a hunka hunka burnin' love for all whosoever believeth in
him.
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