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>Dr. Strange,Love! wrote in message <36416...@news3.enter.net>...
>>Just had to put this in.... Happy Guy Fawkes Day to all my English
brothers
>>and sisters....you know, that celebration would never float in the US
>>because it defies political correctness.....
>>
>>Protestant England burning a ***Catholic in
>>effigy?............Puleeese!>
>
***Appropriate snippage
>Now then [1]
Whatchmean? You're speaking to us NOW about something that happened THEN!
[4]
>
>Guy Fawkes may well have been Catholic, but he was *not* Irish. He was a
>Yorkshireman.
Not much difference there, then.
>
>'Course, you wouldn't know the difference, being Lancastrian.>
So was Henry Tudor, and look what he started........
"Born in the pearl of the Red, Red Rose of
England...........Accrington!"......sorry, getting carried away.....that's
in my bio.
>He wasn't even the leader ... he was just the one who got caught.[2]
Today isn't called Robert Catesby Day or Thomas Percy Day; if the Guy is
looking down on us now, he's probably tickled pink that he was caught!
>
>"Remember, remember
>the fifth of November
>Gunpowder, treason and plot.
>I see no reason
>why gunpowder treason
>should ever be forgot"
Never knew the rest of the rhyme; thanks Humbug, old sport!
>
>But who remembers Robert Catesby, Thomas Percy, John Wright and Thomas
>Wintour?
>
>Humbug (who never met any of them either).
>
>[1] Oxymoron again [4]
>
>[2] Fawkes' arrest was on the 4th of November 1605, but his interrogation
>and torture did not begin until after he had been brought before the King
on
>5th November. His execution was not until the 31st January 1606.[3]
>
>[3] Traditionally, the condemned man would have been given a hearty
>Breakfast (desperate attempt to stay in teapot).
He'd probably get a chance to see it again after it was partially digested.
[5]
>
Once again, I must commend the honorable gentleman from Neasden, for his
eggsellent research for the benefit of the entire claaaas (including me).
Unfortunately, my English History books are packed away and impossible to
access quickly; otherwise, I would have attempted to check the accuracy of
my statements.
Also, I believe that Jack Ketch practiced his vocation during the latter
half of the 17th Century, I believe, and he would not have had anything to
do with the eggsecution of Fawkes.
Whether or not the quarters were treated in the same manner in what would
eventually become "Jack Ketch's Kitchen" remains in the darkness at this
time.
However, we do know that his head was displayed for everybody to see on
Traitor's Gate.
Also, I do remember the name of Robert Catesby as one of the
co-conspirators, although I don't recall what happened to him.
I believe Fawkes was actually caught in the act of lighting the fuse, or
something along those lines, beneath the Houses of Parliament. Humbug,
your turn!
'He stoops to conquer",
DSL (always willing to learn from my claaaaass. In this regard I refer you
to the political philosophy of Mao Tse Tung)
[5] His entrails were displayed and then "probably" burned in front of
him.
That's why it's soooooo confusing.
Bacon sarnies for everybody, then (am I stealing your line, Snipe?)
Dr. Strange,Love! wrote in message <36423...@news3.enter.net>...
>Sorry about this mess, Claaaass; I posted to a wrong address by mistake, it
>was returned, and I wound up copying and pasting to a new post.
>
>That's why it's soooooo confusing.
>
>Bacon sarnies for everybody, then (am I stealing your line, Snipe?)
Feel free, my friend - it was getting a little eggspensive handing them out
to everyone! 8^)
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Eggy and proud of it.
<URL:mailto:snipe~2eg...@snipeco.demon.co.uk> 'R'eply works also.
[1] Guy Fawkes was *not* caught lighting the fuse; he was just checking to
make sure the stuff was still there. Everyone else involved had quite wisely
run away. Unfortunately for him, they were unable to warn Fawkes that they
had been rumbled. He confessed under torture and many of the others were
shot in the raid which followed his confession on 8th November 1605.
[2] Why are you so obssessed with the Irish? Fawkes was a Yorkshireman ...
his sympathies in these islands were with the Scottish. But he was an
officer in the *Spanish* army.
[3] He was hung, drawn and quartered ... along with the only other two left
alive to do it to ... like William Wallace long before, but a great deal
less heroically. And waaaaay long before Jack Ketch cashed in on centuries
of grisly executions.
[4] It's only MHO, but I don't think this is the best subject for Breakfast
conversation.
[5] "How can you teach when you've so much to learn? [6][8]
May you turn
May you turn
May you turn
May you turn
May you turn
May you turn
In your grave
New world [7]
[6] Really.
[7]Anybody?
[8] That was partly rhetorical, but if you answer it with another one of
your pseudo-intellectual posts which bore the pants off most of the
contributors to this newsgroup, then you will probably lose any credibility
you may still have.
Humbug (not enjoying this at all).
>credibility
My credit rating is pretty low just now, but at least my ATM isn't empty any
more. My credulity rating is going sky-high, though.
Creative codswallop is great at the brekkie table, crapulent crassitude
won't do; let's have craziness as credentials for creophagy.
But seriously, folks, let's try to be a bit more in teapot; just some of the
time. I enjoy a reasonable amount of out-of-teapot eggsperiences - too much
gives me indigestion.
Egg and cress sandwich, eggybody?
Astounding alliteration always acceptable around here, mate.
>
>But seriously, folks, let's try to be a bit more in teapot; just some of the
>time. I enjoy a reasonable amount of out-of-teapot eggsperiences - too much
>gives me indigestion.
*blink*
If everyone's arguing 'n' fighting, me no wanna play no more....
*sniff*
>
>Egg and cress sandwich, eggybody?
Blurghhh,,,,, Double sausage butty if you please. Pass the ketchup
--
Dimmer (ICQ # 16240795)
"I Think You're All Lovely" - anon.
Having a bad time, are we?
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Boy
"Can you say, "O-V--E-R Z-E-A-L-O-U-S?, boys and girls"
There, that wasn't "pseudo intellectual", at all.
Grow up! There's a right and wrong way to approach these differences.
Personal attacks are a characteristic of immaturity - not physical or
intellectual, but emotional. That goes for me, too.
Kindly refrain from displacing your anger onto others! (Now that was a
little intellectual, wasn't it?)
Read your messages; I sent you several before you posted this nonsense to
attempt to clear the air.
One more time: NASTY BOY.
Can we put the handbags down now?
This is making me feel queasy.
Mr. H and others have been here a long time, longer than I. That doesn't
mean they own the group, but it does mean I respect them and their
opinions, comments, and witticisms.
This is a place for fun, frivolity, and wiener schnitzels.. or something
like that. Lets keep it that way.
David
Life, The Universe, and Eggythings
--
Dimmer (ICQ # 16240795) I thought I was Dead and Gone to Hell
Then I realised I was in alt.2eggs
> Creative codswallop is great at the brekkie table, crapulent crassitude
> won't do; let's have craziness as credentials for creophagy.
I don't mean to seem impudent, but what, please, is "creophagy?" My
Merriam-Webster's doesn't include it.
> But seriously, folks, let's try to be a bit more in teapot; just some of the
> time. I enjoy a reasonable amount of out-of-teapot eggsperiences - too much
> gives me indigestion.
>
> Egg and cress sandwich, eggybody?
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's gotten a bit creepy
'round here (IMHO)--'fraid I've not helped matters any. Very sorry.
May I have mayonnaise on my egg & cress? Oh, and perhaps a bit of
Stilton melted on top? Cheerslove.
Robin
(Hmm...can I get the caff to make me egg & cress for brekkie today?)
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>This is a place for fun, frivolity, and wiener schnitzels.. or something
>like that. Lets keep it that way.
Err, Dimmer, son, you missed an apostrophe ;)
<darfc>
--
Nosmo - #Whistling tunes, we hide in the dunes by the seaside
Off and get that there Lurpak, laddo!. I want only the finest
Scandinavian butter on me tea cakes!
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Dimmer (ICQ # 16240795) I thought I was Dead and Gone to Hell
Then I realised I was in Denmark
>[3] He was hung, drawn and quartered ... along with the only other two left
>alive to do it to ... like William Wallace long before, but a great deal
>less heroically. And waaaaay long before Jack Ketch cashed in on centuries
>of grisly executions.
>
**cough.....**ahem** "He was 'HANGED', drawn and quartered....."
He was "hung" in the modern day vernacular refers to the large size of his
crotch sausage, as in the joke:
Did you hear about the two little old ladies who dug up the body of Tom
Dooley, to see if he was really "hung"?
"Hang down your head, Tom Dooley; hang down your head and
cry...............etc"
DSL
I, too, respect Mr. H and his eggspertise. I truly admire him...I do.....I
do!! However, I don't want to be treated with disrespect and contempt
because I'm an American (I'm also an Englishman; I have dual citizenship and
TWO passports to prove it), and because I happened to slip up up on a point
or two in my eggsplanation to Mi chelle (and others) about Guy Fawkes Day.
I was speaking off the top of my head and didn't check an assumption or two.
I'm not going to serve as somebody's "scapegoat" when he gets the "blahs".
Displacement and projection of frustration and anger is ubiquitous; just
look on our highways!
There are right and wrong ways to approach mis-understandings of this
nature, especially among "friends". For eggsample, the "I'm right and
you're wrong" approach to problem solving really doesn't stimulate affable
feelings, especially when the parties involved are eggstremely sensitive
people.
I actually left teaching in 1992 because of "wrong ways" of approaching such
differences. I taught a one lesson in evolution (World History) taken
DIRECTLY from the course's text book; unfortunately, I was supposed to know
to hold that up as an eggsample of "corrupt liberal humanism" because I was
teaching in a Christian Fundamentalist college near Asheville, NC (" Look
woman...do what I say....I'm the boss....the Bible says so!"). They had
told me at the job interview that they were "middle-of -the-road" type
Christians.
The reaction from the students and their parents was so severe that the
college told me to buzz off at the end of the term; they told me I wasn't
the "right kind of Christian". Because of that disgusting eggsperience, I'm
not ANY kind of a Christian!
Incidentally I took them to court and won a nice settlement!
Finally, I sent Mr. H. several messages last night to "break the ice" and
to apologize for any bad feelings that may have surfaced.............I
reiterate them now.
DSL
>Sn!pe wrote:
>>
>[clip]
>
>> Creative codswallop is great at the brekkie table, crapulent crassitude
>> won't do; let's have craziness as credentials for creophagy.
>
>I don't mean to seem impudent, but what, please, is "creophagy?" My
>Merriam-Webster's doesn't include it.
From the Shorter Oxford English DickShonnery on Historical Principals,
revised and edited by C.T. Onions CBE, FBA (Hooray), 1956 edition
(two volumes) s/h, £6/15/0d:-
Creophagous, a. Also kreo-, 1881. Flesh eating; carnivorous.
hence Creophagy, the act of performing the above.
I didn't know that before yesterday, either.
>> But seriously, folks, let's try to be a bit more in teapot; just some of the
>> time. I enjoy a reasonable amount of out-of-teapot eggsperiences - too much
>> gives me indigestion.
>>
>> Egg and cress sandwich, eggybody?
>
>Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's gotten a bit creepy
>'round here (IMHO)--'fraid I've not helped matters any. Very sorry.
No sweat, erudition doesn't really sit well at the brekkie table.
>May I have mayonnaise on my egg & cress? Oh, and perhaps a bit of
>Stilton melted on top? Cheerslove.
Why, serpently. I'll just whip some up.
>Robin
>(Hmm...can I get the caff to make me egg & cress for brekkie today?)
Your wish is our command, O wicked One.
(All in fun, everyone, back to brekkies, eh?)
>One more time: NASTY BOY.
Beg to differ. Let's all calm down, please.
[...]
>This is a place for fun, frivolity, and wiener schnitzels.. or something
>like that. Lets keep it that way.
Hear hear.
Chambers says it means flesh-eating.
Humbug (what would I do without him?)
Sincere apologies to you for this dreadful misunderstanding!
Hope we can still be friends!
DSL
>>This is making me feel queasy.
I've got an injection of a potent anti-emetic here. Bend over!!
[snippers]
>I, too, respect Mr. H and his eggspertise. I truly admire him...I do.....I
>do!! However, I don't want to be treated with disrespect and contempt
>because I'm an American
Oooooer! 'e wouldn't DARE!! Would 'e?? <putting on boxing gloves>
>(I'm also an Englishman; I have dual citizenship and
>TWO passports to prove it), and because I happened to slip up up on a point
>or two in my eggsplanation to Mi chelle (and others) about Guy Fawkes Day.
Well cheeses...I learned something! I thought it was "guy f*cks"...I
said to meself, "Well, that's reason to celebrate all right...but
what's with the bonfires? And what about guy's girl?? How come there's
no girl f*cks day??"
>I was speaking off the top of my head and didn't check an assumption or two.
Shame! Nobody here's ever done that afore! Git ready to be burnt in
effigy!
>I'm not going to serve as somebody's "scapegoat" when he gets the "blahs".
Humming...." I guess that's why they callllll it the bluuuuues...."
>Displacement and projection of frustration and anger is ubiquitous; just
>look on our highways!
[now for the really good part!]
UBIQUITIOUS!!! MY FAVORITE WORD!!!!!!!
Well, one of 'em....
snip of interesting part of DSL's bio
>Incidentally I took them to court and won a nice settlement!
Can ya buy me a cuppa tea then, guv? Milk and 2 lumps. Please.
>Finally, I sent Mr. H. several messages last night to "break the ice" and
>to apologize for any bad feelings that may have surfaced.............I
>reiterate them now.
>
>DSL
Sniffle, sniffle....
Why can't we all just get along??
:-p
[postscripted addendum: this post in no way is meant as disrespect to
any party involved. Ah just hate fighting--unless I'm one of the
participants, in which case I relish it--and aspire to lighten things
up a little. Oh and by the way, if anyone sees this post, could you
PLEASE reply? I've been posting some stuff without any response to it
so I'm trying to figger out if I'm being summarily ignored--in which
case I shall go sob quietly into my tea--or if my server is fawked up
again--in which case I shall chew someone's arse candle til the
problem's resolved. Thankkkkk you verrrrrrrrrrry muchhhhh!]
Cheryl
~~~Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you smile
alone.~~~
**Ahem**, on the www we call it, "crepitating"
"Ever since I was a little nipper, I like to fart..,....used to make me
mother and father laugh their bleedin' heads of in church when I'd let one
go during the announcement of the Ladies Aide"
From a recording called "The Crepitation Contest", about a farting contest
between Lord Windersmear, Champion Crepitator of the British Empire and Paul
Boomer, native son of Austrailia, who I understand, worked his way to the
contest on an ocean freighter carrying a load of melded cabbage, upon which
it is stated, Boomer trains exclusively.
(Would be happy to share this classic with whomever is interested)
PS Thanks for your thoughts, Cheryl, I'm disengaging from further conflict.
Cheers!! Bacon sarnies and tea for us all!!
[best forgotten]
>Thanks for the yuks, Mr. H!.................I hope that we can put our
>differences "behind" us.......let me see, where'd I put that damn arse
>candle!!
>
>Sincere apologies to you for this dreadful misunderstanding!
>
>Hope we can still be friends!
Yes, this is no fun ... let's talk about something else instead.
I'll just put the kettle on :-)
Humbug (looking round for the teapot).
BTW, do you recall a recipe that I posted a month ago called "Egganhaddie"?
The post didn't get any response, and I was wondering if finny haddie is
still available in the UK; I don't recall ever seeing it in Merka, but then
I haven't looked for it.
My source claimed that it was Britain's second most popular brekkie item,
bacon and eggs being #1. Frankly, I had never heard of it.
<all the other stuff is gone with the wind>
>........ Oh and by the way, if anyone sees this post, could you
>PLEASE reply? I've been posting some stuff without any response to it
>so I'm trying to figger out if I'm being summarily ignored--in which
>case I shall go sob quietly into my tea--or if my server is fawked up
>again--in which case I shall chew someone's arse candle til the
>problem's resolved. Thankkkkk you verrrrrrrrrrry muchhhhh!]
>
>Cheryl
>~~~Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you smile
> alone.~~~
Cher, I sees and reads 'em all.....haven't see any from you in a while
though......'cept, of course, this one.....course if I hadn't seen
this one, I'd be talking to meself now, A?
klutecate
~~even if I *had* just been talking to myself, I wouldn't have
bothered to listen
[gobs and gobs of snippage goin' on here]
> Oh and by the way, if anyone sees this post, could you
> PLEASE reply? I've been posting some stuff without any response to it
> so I'm trying to figger out if I'm being summarily ignored--in which
> case I shall go sob quietly into my tea--or if my server is fawked [1] up
> again--in which case I shall chew someone's arse candle [2] til the
> problem's resolved. Thankkkkk you verrrrrrrrrrry muchhhhh!]
I see you now, but haven't for a while. Go beat up the Bobs [3] at your
ISP and come back quick!
Robin
[1] I don't think I like Guy Fawkes day...maybe it's because we don't
get to set fires and blow things up out here in the MW.
[2] Wasn't there a candy (she asked, working her way back on teapot)
that consisted of a wax soda-pop bottle with vile sweet junk inside?
After you drank the vile stuff, you chewed the wax container. I'm not
making this up.
[3] All tech support is named Bob. Really. I promise. If they're
girlie tech support types, they're named Bobette [4].
[4] There is no 4...it's with [6].
<all that stuff's gonzo>
>
>[4] There is no 4...it's with [6].
ROFL.....I like your style, Sister, Rev.
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klutecate
~~??
:<HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!! snips with the giant economy shears>
:PLEASE reply? I've been posting some stuff without any response to it
:so I'm trying to figger out if I'm being summarily ignored--in which
:case I shall go sob quietly into my tea--or if my server is fawked up
:again--in which case I shall chew someone's arse candle til the
:problem's resolved. Thankkkkk you verrrrrrrrrrry muchhhhh!]
:
I sure don't know about those across the pond....but I can see you through
the misty wet air of the PNW. And I second all your thots and opines
snippered above.
LP (getting tired of the bickering.....read other thread about taking my
ball etc and going home)
:[1] I don't think I like Guy Fawkes day...maybe it's because we don't
:get to set fires and blow things up out here in the MW.
Me neither....makes too many nice people argue!
:
:[2] Wasn't there a candy (she asked, working her way back on teapot)
:that consisted of a wax soda-pop bottle with vile sweet junk inside?
:After you drank the vile stuff, you chewed the wax container. I'm not
:making this up.
:
Yes there was....never tried it myself...but Mudz did....and he says "Good
Wax!!"
:[3] All tech support is named Bob. Really. I promise. If they're
:girlie tech support types, they're named Bobette [4].
True.....very true.
:
:[4] There is no 4...it's with [6].
If 4 is with 6 and I am 46 does that mean I don't exist??
LP
LP (who is glad to see two of her fave peoples sitting down sharing a cuppa)
:-)
>
>
--
Dimmer - Pi^H^Hdrunk at Nosmo's Café
>**Ahem**, on the www we call it, "crepitating"
>
>We do not! And how can you be ON the www? Or even IN it? :p
Eggscuse me please; I was referring to my Gentleman's Club:
The" Wild Windy Wierdos"
Our headquarters is located in Breezy Corners, and we have a beans and
cabbage covered dish dinner every month. May I put you on our prospective
member's list?
Apologies if I misled you!
DSL
> Oh and by the way, if anyone sees this post, could you
>PLEASE reply?
Nope, I couldn't see it at all.
>Before this, Humbug <hum...@toffe.net> wrote:
>>
>Asweet!
>awl fweinds again
>
>:-)
Just who are you calling a *fiend* pal? Hmm? HMMMM?
Ooops, 'scuse me, my AC just slipped...
Only joking boys and girls, lets get back to brekkies. Dimmer's cooking...
8^Ş (thrrribbt!)
BIG SNIP
>>Cheryl
>>~~~Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you smile
>> alone.~~~
>
>
>**Ahem**, on the www we call it, "crepitating"
We do not! And how can you be ON the www? Or even IN it? :p
>"Ever since I was a little nipper, I like to fart..,....used to make me
>mother and father laugh their bleedin' heads of in church when I'd let one
>go during the announcement of the Ladies Aide"
>
>From a recording called "The Crepitation Contest", about a farting contest
>between Lord Windersmear, Champion Crepitator of the British Empire and Paul
>Boomer, native son of Austrailia, who I understand, worked his way to the
>contest on an ocean freighter carrying a load of melded cabbage, upon which
>it is stated, Boomer trains exclusively.
>
>(Would be happy to share this classic with whomever is interested)
I wonder if anyone's ever written an actual full-length feature about
this topic? Not sure I would want to be a judge at the contest where
these Champion Crepitators are declared....
I'll pass on the fart saga...I get enough of it at work. <G>
>PS Thanks for your thoughts, Cheryl, I'm disengaging from further conflict.
>Cheers!! Bacon sarnies and tea for us all!!
Wooooooo! Is that with *real* English bacon??? Let me call Gary...he's
been whining about the pissy Merkan bacon for weeks now....
I'll pour!
Cheryl
~~~If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.~~~
(Haitian proverb)
>On Fri, 06 Nov 1998 18:33:14 GMT, spu...@guinness.com (Spuddie) wrote:
>
><all the other stuff is gone with the wind>
Oh no! Is that the wind that DSL was talking about?
>>........ Oh and by the way, if anyone sees this post, could you
>>PLEASE reply? I've been posting some stuff without any response to it
>>so I'm trying to figger out if I'm being summarily ignored--in which
>>case I shall go sob quietly into my tea--or if my server is fawked up
>>again--in which case I shall chew someone's arse candle til the
>>problem's resolved. Thankkkkk you verrrrrrrrrrry muchhhhh!]
>>
>>Cheryl
>Cher, I sees and reads 'em all.....haven't see any from you in a while
>though......'cept, of course, this one.....course if I hadn't seen
>this one, I'd be talking to meself now, A?
>
>klutecate
>~~even if I *had* just been talking to myself, I wouldn't have
>bothered to listen
Well dang snab it! Now I wonders how come THIS one showed up and me
other ones didn't? Guess the little squirrel in the cage was running
fast enough when I hit send or somethin!
Gots to get me a nut on a stick to keep that bugger going!
Cheryl
~~~Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.~~~ (Ernestine Ulmer)
>Spuddie wrote:
>
>[gobs and gobs of snippage goin' on here]
>
>> Oh and by the way, if anyone sees this post, could you
>> PLEASE reply? I've been posting some stuff without any response to it
>> so I'm trying to figger out if I'm being summarily ignored--in which
>> case I shall go sob quietly into my tea--or if my server is fawked [1] up
>> again--in which case I shall chew someone's arse candle [2] til the
>> problem's resolved. Thankkkkk you verrrrrrrrrrry muchhhhh!]
>
>I see you now, but haven't for a while. Go beat up the Bobs [3] at your
>ISP and come back quick!
>
>Robin
>
>[1] I don't think I like Guy Fawkes day...maybe it's because we don't
>get to set fires and blow things up out here in the MW.
Actually I saw a program on the History Channel (A 3-hour marathon
called TALES FROM THE TOWER about the Tower of London) that gave a bit
of sketchy detail about Guy Fawkes and such. (Mostly about the
supposed gory details of his torture on the rack!) I've turned into a
bit of a history buff in recent years and that is one of my favorite
channels now. It's hard to know what *really* happened...everything is
tainted with the test of time and of course the political slant that
the producer of that particular program sees things from! At any rate,
I knew NOTHING about it before and am always glad to get a bit of
eggjamacashun. But as it's now Nov. 6, we can put GF away for another
year and it would suit me fine!
>[2] Wasn't there a candy (she asked, working her way back on teapot)
>that consisted of a wax soda-pop bottle with vile sweet junk inside?
>After you drank the vile stuff, you chewed the wax container. I'm not
>making this up.
Mmmmm, yup! Don't know what's its called, but I loved the stuff! It
was shaped like pop bottles and had different flavored liquid
inside--cola, root beer, etc. The wax was DEFINITELY the best part!
And remember those red wax lips!?? Yum! Beats eating dried Elmer's
Glue any day!
>[3] All tech support is named Bob. Really. I promise. If they're
>girlie tech support types, they're named Bobette [4].
My last tecchie support was named Lyle. 'onest! I guess THAT explains
it, eh? It was really the janitor! No wonder we figgered the prollem
out before he did!
>[4] There is no 4...it's with [6].
>--
>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>| Reverend Shadow! |
There's no [5] either. But we won't mention that.
Thanks fer noticin' me, Rev Shadow!
Cheryl
~~~Why do I put my two cents in while you give me a penny
for my thoughts? Someone's making a penny here!~~~
>I sure don't know about those across the pond....but I can see you through
>the misty wet air of the PNW. And I second all your thots and opines
>snippered above.
>
>LP (getting tired of the bickering.....read other thread about taking my
>ball etc and going home)
Woo hoo! I am seen! I am seen!! Thanks, thanks a bunch!
Tea! Tea!
Cheryl
~~~Living on earth is expensive, but it does include
a free trip around the sun~~~
>Just an FYI....I do not remember an "Egganhaddie" post....or anything along
>that line.
>
>LP (who is glad to see two of her fave peoples sitting down sharing a cuppa)
Okay! GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, dat feels bettah!
Hey! Getcher hand offa...my.....BACON! Who did that??
Cheryl
~~~When I was young, I could remember anything, whether it
happened or not.~~~ (Mark Twain)
I've often wondered where that one comes from; my dad was given a rather
nice print of a cat peering over the edge of the table laden with
*scrumptious* looking puddings with that quote as caption.
It struck me as an eggselent maxim to live one's life by.
(But only after brekkie)
>>Asweet!
>>awl fweinds again
>>
>>:-)
>
>Just who are you calling a *fiend* pal? Hmm? HMMMM?
Err, everyone!
>Ooops, 'scuse me, my AC just slipped...
I have no idea about this.
>Only joking boys and girls, lets get back to brekkies. Dimmer's cooking...
Err, actually, *I* cooked - Dimmer ate and left, ooooh, 50% of one egg -
and a baked bean. However, I had a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale *before*
breakfast this morning - Dimmer couldn't manage it :)
>8^Ş (thrrribbt!)
Is that a Mates Funtime thrrribbt tickler? (asks Dimmer - who has one)
P.S. Your .sig sep. is not, err, .sig separating.
--
Nosmo - "Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have
to borrow the money to do it with"
Artemus Ward
>Sniffle, sniffle....
>Why can't we all just get along??
>
>:-p
>
>[postscripted addendum: this post in no way is meant as disrespect to
>any party involved. Ah just hate fighting--unless I'm one of the
>participants, in which case I relish it--and aspire to lighten things
>up a little. Oh and by the way, if anyone sees this post, could you
>PLEASE reply? I've been posting some stuff without any response to it
>so I'm trying to figger out if I'm being summarily ignored--in which
>case I shall go sob quietly into my tea--or if my server is fawked up
>again--in which case I shall chew someone's arse candle til the
>problem's resolved. Thankkkkk you verrrrrrrrrrry muchhhhh!]
>
Naah. We are addy-ups ignoring you :)
Have a nice candle! <G>
Hows me Big Sis these days anyway? Is Gazza cooking the full monty for
you, or do you have to do it yourself?
Cheers, Pet
DMR
--
Dimmer (ICQ # 16240795) I thought I was Dead and Gone to Hell
Then I realised I was in Nebraska
[snip my bit, 'cept the thrrribbt!]
>>8^Ş (thrrribbt!)
>
>Is that a Mates Funtime thrrribbt tickler? (asks Dimmer - who has one)
Har! He would!
>
>P.S. Your .sig sep. is not, err, .sig separating.
Cheersmate, inaqueduct editing on my part. 8^(
--
Sn!pe - ICQ (now fixed but lost contact list) 19875207
OK boys, pardon my newbie-ness (or is that nubile-ness) but WTF does that
mean?
--
Mickyfinn
Half and half
Hokay class, 'erewego:-
Your .sig separator should comprise -- (dash dash space) on a line by
itself. This will enable succeeding poster's software to automatically strip
your .sig separator and the following text from the quoted material in their
follow-up posting. Saves us all having to read your .sig umpteen times.
[sfx:bell]
Tea-break everyone.
[buggered sig seps]
>>>P.S. Your .sig sep. is not, err, .sig separating.
>
>OK boys, pardon my newbie-ness (or is that nubile-ness) but WTF does that
>mean?
It means this below, should not appear when we reply.
>
>--
>Mickyfinn
>
>Half and half
>
>
Yours is broken too. Most newsreaders take a valid sig separator as
being two hyphens and a space, eg "-- ". Others, such as MS OE are
broken :-(
Mevermind. I'm sure that Nos will revel in your Nubileness anyway ;)
See. Sn!pe has fixed his now :-)
Earl Greay, M8?
--
Mickyfinn
Half and half
>--
[manual snip]
>Your .sig separator should comprise -- (dash dash space) on a line by
>itself. This will enable succeeding poster's software to automatically
strip
>your .sig separator and the following text from the quoted material in
their
>follow-up posting. Saves us all having to read your .sig umpteen times.
Blimey! I never knew that!
>--
>Sn!pe - ICQ (now fixed but lost contact list) 19875207
><URL:mailto:snipe~2eg...@snipeco.demon.co.uk> 'R'eply works also.
>Eggy and proud of it.
Humbug (disappointed if this doesn't w*rk).
--
Disappointed of Neasden.
He did?
>>>P.S. Your .sig sep. is not, err, .sig separating.
>
>OK boys, pardon my newbie-ness (or is that nubile-ness) but WTF does that
>mean?
Your (-- ) (without the brackets) should remove your .sig (your name)
when I reply - but it doesn't. Delete it and type it again - that's dash
dash space cr...
Teacakes?
>--
>Mickyfinn
>
>Half and half
>
>
--
Nosmo - "We get to a certain age, and then the rest of our lives we do
everything we can to get back to the way we were when we were little;
using wisdom to come back to innocence" - Kate Bush
[snip of Mick's 1st sig]
>--
>Nosmo - "We get to a certain age, and then the rest of our lives we do
>everything we can to get back to the way we were when we were little;
>using wisdom to come back to innocence" - Kate Bush
Interesting quote there, but is it possible?
--
Mickyfinn
Is that better?
[snip my bit]
>>Saves us all having to read your .sig umpteen times.
>>
>>[sfx:bell]
>>
>>Tea-break everyone.
>>
>Thank you so much Sn!pe. I do have that -- in front of my sig (from a
>previous thread's lesson). However I didn't realise what it did before.
>(Not sure I do now either but that's beside the point). Here goes.
Looking good, Mickeyfinn.
>>Humbug (disappointed if this doesn't w*rk).
Sid and Doris would be proud of you.
[...]
>Interesting quote there, but is it possible?
At the brekkie table *everything* is possible.
Looking good on the .sig separator. 8^)
>[Major surgery here, folks]
Oooo! Nicely approximated incision line!
>>**Ahem**, on the www we call it, "crepitating"
>>
>>We do not! And how can you be ON the www? Or even IN it? :p
>
>Eggscuse me please; I was referring to my Gentleman's Club:
>
> The" Wild Windy Wierdos"
>
>Our headquarters is located in Breezy Corners, and we have a beans and
>cabbage covered dish dinner every month. May I put you on our prospective
>member's list?
Well....if the rest of the "Gentlemen" in your club wouldn't mind have
a wild windy weirdo who is female as a member, sign me up! Dare I ask
what the dues are? <gulp>
>Apologies if I misled you!
That's ok...better misled than mistletoed! :p
>DSL
Cheryl
~~~A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that flattened
a wretch like thee...~~~
>Spuddie shared with us:
>[...]
>>Cheryl
>>~~~Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.~~~ (Ernestine Ulmer)
>
>I've often wondered where that one comes from; my dad was given a rather
>nice print of a cat peering over the edge of the table laden with
>*scrumptious* looking puddings with that quote as caption.
>
>It struck me as an eggselent maxim to live one's life by.
>(But only after brekkie)
>--
>Sn!pe - ICQ (now fixed but lost contact list) 19875207
How about designating FEB for dessert? And THEN eating dessert first?
Mmmmmm.....hold the whipped cream though!
Cheryl
~~~No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.~~~
>Spuddie shared with us:
>
>> Oh and by the way, if anyone sees this post, could you
>>PLEASE reply?
>
>Nope, I couldn't see it at all.
>--
>Sn!pe -
Thank you for not replying when you didn't see it. Appreciate it very
much!
Cheryl
~~~The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese.~~~
>Naah. We are addy-ups ignoring you :)
I *thought* so! Is that any way to treat your relatives??
>Have a nice candle! <G>
I've had several! Even burned one at both ends! <ouch>
>Hows me Big Sis these days anyway? Is Gazza cooking the full monty for
>you, or do you have to do it yourself?
>
>Cheers, Pet
>
>DMR
Well...he isn't much of a cook, really. That's what he SAYS but I
think he might be holding out on me, cause he does an absolutely
wonderful plate of ham and cheese omelette and chips that he whips up
on the days when I'm really beat. Which has been fairly often these
days. And my bloody can opener [tin opener] has been acting up so I
can't use it but he has no problem, so he's my right can man.
I've been fine, Lil Bro...just really tired a lot of the time. I've
got a new job, so working lots extra because of the training--between
that and keeping his highnyass entertained, haven't had as much time
to play as I used to. Well, not on the puter anyway. ;-)
Still waiting for snow in northern Minnesota....
Cheryl
~~~I knew we were having problems when
You put those pirhanas in my bathtub again~~~
(Weird Al Yankovic)
[minor mayhem]
We're equal opportunity crepitators; the Ladies Auxillary will be honored to
have you break wind with them.
First rule (in the charter): there are no doo-dues allowed.
Skews m'stutter
DSL
Incidentally, a message to my dear colleague, Spuddie:
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/drdavidprocter/index.html
I AM.......I AM.......y' know!!
(Even though my site is still in the Neolithic stage of
development...........
........I AM...............I AM !
DSL
Yes, yes, yes,
I love happy endings or should I say beginnings. (smile)
This is a great family.
Mi chelle
Spuddie <spu...@guinness.com> wrote in article
<3644ffd3...@news.skypoint.com>...
>
> ~~~The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets
> the cheese.~~~
>
The early bird gets the worm, but look what happens to the early worm.
Si
> Dimmer's cooking...
Nah, he just needs the loo.
--
"We aliens, set apart, reach only with fantasies"
Why so you are, DSL! Even though I must admit, were it not for the
shopping list clutched in your sweaty little hands, I would never have
known it was you!
Be careful....it is a Pandora's box.....webpage building can be
addictive!
Cheryl
~~Feeling lucky?? Update your software!~~
Saying I'm ripe or summat?
Who do you want to be today?
And how do you feel about the hotly contested politial issue of the
grill / broiler debate?
--
Dimmer (ICQ # 16240795)
Bum Candle - This Sig has been classified PG13 by the BBFC
Don't think, you'll hurt your brain ;)
>
>>Have a nice candle! <G>
>
>I've had several! Even burned one at both ends! <ouch>
Ouch indeed. *grin*
>
>>Hows me Big Sis these days anyway? Is Gazza cooking the full monty for
>>you, or do you have to do it yourself?
>>
>>Cheers, Pet
>>
>>DMR
>
>Well...he isn't much of a cook, really. That's what he SAYS but I
>think he might be holding out on me, cause he does an absolutely
>wonderful plate of ham and cheese omelette and chips that he whips up
>on the days when I'm really beat. Which has been fairly often these
>days. And my bloody can opener [tin opener] has been acting up so I
>can't use it but he has no problem, so he's my right can man.
Sounds definitely suspicious to me. Force him to cook under a threat of
a loaded candle. And when I visit, I wanna sample some of those omelette
& chips.
>
>I've been fine, Lil Bro...just really tired a lot of the time. I've
>got a new job, so working lots extra because of the training--between
>that and keeping his highnyass entertained, haven't had as much time
>to play as I used to. Well, not on the puter anyway. ;-)
Awww... Well, never mind. Hope you're enjoying the job. Don't spend too
much time entertaining Gary, we English aren't used to that. You're
right, it is hard to 'play' on the pooter. You keep falling off. Try
jumping from wardrobes and swinging from chandaliers instead :-p
>
>Still waiting for snow in northern Minnesota....
Won't be long now, hehehehe.
DMR
--
Saying I'm ripe or summat?
Would you mind repeating that?
--
klutecate
~~the one and only first handmaiden of the GGM
>Vivianne <vivi...@vanillapod.demon.co.uk> inscribed with their finger
>in the frying pan fat:
>>In article <36bea107....@news.demon.co.uk>, Sn!pe
>><sn...@NOSPAM.demon.co.uk> wibbled ........
>>
>>> Dimmer's cooking...
>>
>>Nah, he just needs the loo.
>>
>Ooof!
>
>Saying I'm ripe or summat?
>--
>Dimmer (ICQ # 16240795) I thought I was Dead and Gone to Hell
> Then I realised I was in Nebraska
That's what I thought you said.
--
klutecate
~~ the one and only first handmaiden of the GGM
Summat.
OK.. so Chez is my Big Sis, Nosmo's my dad, Humbug is Uncle Humbug (to
everyone <G>), and Lee is my (kissin') cousin....
Who do you want to be today?
Sounds a lot like the Addams family.......I want to be "Thing"
Who do you want to be today?
And how do you feel about the hotly contested politial issue of the
grill / broiler debate?
--
Dimmer (ICQ # 16240795)
Bum Candle - This Sig has been classified PG13 by the BBFC
~ ~
O.O I love being meeeeeeeee (smile).....the learn all "teletubbie"...
....and that debate..........sizzling .......ouch.... to hot for me. (smile)
yeah, yeah ....Im not that young but at 37 you can still learn a
lot....especially from
other cultures and countries..... very interesting...
Mi chelle
Bugger off, Dimmer; I love you all..........but I'm NOT related by blood or
marriage!!
Relatively speaking,
Dr. Strange,Thing!
<chuckle> What, even little old me? Am I the personification of Black
Pudding?
Make that Dr. *Very*Strange,Thing!
(Except I'm with you on the "Bugger off, Dimmer" thang (he probably
won't even notice the .sig)(Ooh, much parenthesi (do I need an 's' on
the end of prenthesi when there are more than one pair?)))
;-)
Dimmer, spot the .sig! I remembered it! Well, I actually remembered
where I'd written it...
--
Nosmo - "In the fifties the Queen was sexy!....in a sort of a 'hard to
believe' kind of a way. -Eddie Izzard
><chuckle> What, even little old me? Am I the personification of Black
>Pudding?
>{Except I'm with you on the "Bugger off, Dimmer" thang [he probably
>won't even notice the .sig (Ooh, much parenthesi; do I need an 's' on
>the end of prenthesi when there are more than one pair?)]}
>
Nosmo
You might try some of the other keys on your keyboard [brackets for
instance, when you have (or we have) more than one set of parenthesis] to
solve your dilemma, as I have most graciously edited the above text using
not one, not two, BUT THREE different sets! Will wonders never cease?
Incidentally, old sod....wasn't it you who said that you wanted to be known
as "The Gentleman Usher of the Black Pudding"?
I thought so.....
Punctuationally yours,
DSL
>>{Except I'm with you on the "Bugger off, Dimmer" thang [he probably
>>won't even notice the .sig (Ooh, much parenthesi; do I need an 's' on
>>the end of prenthesi when there are more than one pair?)]}
>>
>Nosmo
Yes, Dr. Love, Stranger. <cocks left ear upwards to hear better>
>You might try some of the other keys on your keyboard [brackets for
^^^
Why are there three spaces here/there? [2]
>instance, when you have (or we have) more than one set of parenthesis]
So it *is* Parenthesis, not Parenthesi when pluralised! Yay! Oh, hang
on, I was wrong/right. [11]
>to
>solve your dilemma, as I have most graciously edited the above text using
Shock! Gasp! Horror! Kapow!! The above was copyrighted. Is it still so?
>not one, not two, BUT THREE different sets!
"We have sold but two cans of Mr. Dog...cause some people actually talk
like that. They do. They say things like 'But two cans of Mr. Dog...'"
- Eddie Izzard
Dr. Strange-evidence Love. :)
>Will wonders never cease?
Ah, ma cherie amour? (That's Canadian [4]) Is he really called Bill?
I never liked that song, and hated many of his others really[5]. He may
never cease, I suppose, the way that nostalgia kicks in every now and
again. Yeah, they'll be showing him swinging his dreadlocks right into
the next century, I reckon. At 11:55 on BBC2 on a Friday night. I
suppose. Why even people out in some Scandinavian country [8]will have
to endure them - and it'll be something
>Incidentally, old sod....
Hmmm, Dimmer, how do we react, pal? (Ooh, back to dog food!)
>wasn't it you who said that you wanted to be known
>as "The Gentleman Usher of the Black Pudding"?
Was it? Black Pudding, you say? Hmmm, Oi loikes Black Pudd'n, oi duz.
<Bill Clinton>
I have no recollection at this time...
</BC>
>I thought so.....
Err, may I request that you, err, 'post your proof' [15]
>Punctuationally yours,
Better late than never, I always say. :)
[1] Though not that much
[2] Depending on how you [3] look at it
[3] Or we
[4] see [2]
[5] see [1]
[6] see [1],[7]
[7] Yet again
[8] N[3], probably or Finland
[9] These footnotes become confusing[10]
[10] Especially when you insert one [12] part way through causing all
other references to be advanced by one [13]
[11] [2], except 'how' should be changed to 'who' and the word 'as'
should be tagged to the end
[12] Or more
[13] See 14
[14] See 12
[15} This *is* DL, isn't it?
</cleuthb>
[sniplots]
>So it *is* Parenthesis, not Parenthesi when pluralised! Yay! Oh, hang
>on, I was wrong/right. [11]
The plural of parenthesis is parentheses ...
Humbug (samrtar^H^Halec).
Nosmo <no...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<i92IAJAt...@nosmo.demon.co.uk>...
> <snip>
> So it *is* Parenthesis, not Parenthesi when pluralised! Yay! Oh, hang
> on, I was wrong/right.
Not wishing to be too pedantic (oh, all right, wishing to be too pedantic)
it's parentheses in the plural.
Si
You mis-spelled 'smarter' ;-)
--
Nosmo - #I'll stick with you, baby, for a thousand years. Nothing's
gonna touch you on these golden years...
>> So it *is* Parenthesis, not Parenthesi when pluralised! Yay! Oh, hang
>> on, I was wrong/right.
>
>Not wishing to be too pedantic (oh, all right, wishing to be too pedantic)
>it's parentheses in the plural.
Pedant no.2 would like to point out to pedant no.1 that 'it's' is /not/
parenthesis in the plural. It's 'it' in the plural. ;)
--
Nosmo - "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family
in another city"
- George Burns
Nosmo <no...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<gaY4piBX...@nosmo.demon.co.uk>...
> Before this, Simon J. Francomb <si...@no.more.junk> wrote:
> ><i92IAJAt...@nosmo.demon.co.uk>...
>
> >> So it *is* Parenthesis, not Parenthesi when pluralised! Yay! Oh, hang
> >> on, I was wrong/right.
> >
> >Not wishing to be too pedantic (oh, all right, wishing to be too
pedantic)
> >it's parentheses in the plural.
>
> Pedant no.2 would like to point out to pedant no.1 that 'it's' is /not/
> parenthesis in the plural. It's 'it' in the plural. ;)
Pedant no. 1 would like to reply to pedant no. 2 (and so he's going to)
that "it's" is not "it" in the plural, it's "it is" in whatever those
things are called where you miss out a letter and put an apostrophe
instead. So there :p
"It" in the plural would be "them".
Si
>> >Not wishing to be too pedantic (oh, all right, wishing to be too
>pedantic)
>> >it's parentheses in the plural.
>>
>> Pedant no.2 would like to point out to pedant no.1 that 'it's' is /not/
>> parenthesis in the plural. It's 'it' in the plural. ;)
>
>Pedant no. 1 would like to reply to pedant no. 2 (and so he's going to)
>that "it's" is not "it" in the plural, it's "it is" in whatever those
>things are called where you miss out a letter and put an apostrophe
>instead. So there :p
>
>"It" in the plural would be "them".
Ah. That's twice I've been wrong. It's a contraction, AFAIK, and it's in
the possessive, I think. Whoo, learning - I love it :)
--
Nosmo - "I've been getting away with it, all my life....
[footnotes]
Arghhhhhhhhh!
<KABOOM> [tm]
Head Explodes
[DSL said]
>>
>>Bugger off, Dimmer; I love you all..........but I'm NOT related by blood or
>>marriage!!
>>
>>Relatively speaking,
>>Dr. Strange,Thing!
>
><chuckle> What, even little old me? Am I the personification of Black
>Pudding?
>
>Make that Dr. *Very*Strange,Thing!
>
>(Except I'm with you on the "Bugger off, Dimmer" thang
ITIYM Thong
>(he probably
>won't even notice the .sig)(Ooh, much parenthesi (do I need an 's' on
>the end of prenthesi when there are more than one pair?)))
Arghhh! Parenthesi or smileys with no eyes!
>
>;-)
>
>Dimmer, spot the .sig! I remembered it! Well, I actually remembered
>where I'd written it...
I did spot it. Lucky you!
Arghh. I'm all covered in bees!
Where?
>Arghhhhhhhhh!
Scandal.
><KABOOM> [tm]
Err did I use that earlier without acknowledgement?
>Head Explodes
<RLG>
--
Nosmo
#If you should fall into my arms, and tremble like a flower..
Pedant No. 3 chiming in.....*it's* is the contraction of *it is*.....
*its* is the possessive to describe whatever *it* owns....
*them* is the plural of *it* in the possessive case
*they* is the plural of *it* in the noun form
*their* or *theirs* is the possessive of *they* and *them*
Here endeth the lesson.[1]
LP (who was outstanding student in English in her college graduating class)
[1] Thank you, Sean Connery.
>
>~ ~
>O.O I love being meeeeeeeee (smile).....the learn all "teletubbie"...
Arghh.. not the telly tubbies!
>....and that debate..........sizzling .......ouch.... to hot for me.
(smile)
>yeah, yeah ....Im not that young but at 37
There's a lot of that age in here. I'm not, but then again, my youth is
a secret never to be told ;)
>you can still learn a lot.... especially from macho men like Dimmer
very interesting...
>Mi chelle
>
Well, anytime you're free, of course....
>Here endeth the lesson.[1]
>
>LP (who was outstanding student in English in her college graduating class)
>
>[1] Thank you, Sean Connery.
Wot?? Don't I get even an "honorable mention"?
>You want a black pudding where the sun don't shine, lassie?
What's that poor little doggy woggy ever done to you, you nasty man.
Hey - I've just painted Jonathan's room black. Well, one wall black.
:)
This pedant would like to point out that the plural of 'it is' is
'it are'. HTH.
Hm. There's Nosmo, having contractions....
.. what I believed to be the breakfast gong turns out to be a maternity
ambulance siren...
--
Rumpole Chicken Madras for breakfast? I think not...
If I *am* having contractions, and given what happens next, it's FEBs
all round!!
--
Nosmo - "Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what
people will do"
- Raymond Nash
The pooch was in drag!
>
>Hey - I've just painted Jonathan's room black. Well, one wall black.
>
>:)
>
>
>
Black? That's not at all like *you*, Vee <g>
I think I'll paint my room pudding coloured.