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Tonya Pino
Tonya Pino
think I'm pretty bizarre, I think I will.
Ishtar- fierce ruling diva and pomegrante image consultant
Tonya Pino
off. As you've probably read already I've been trying to figure this
damn thing out for three days. I'm new, etc. Anyway I'm hoping that this
time it will post correctly. I think I get the idea behind this newsgroup
and I'm hoping I'll fit in. I am considered pretty bizarre by my friends, and
looking at some of the things people write around here, I'd say so are many
of you, so I think we'll get along just fine. Okey Dokey. I'm outta here.
Ishtar- fierce ruling diva and pomegranite image consultant
p.s. I'm also a redhead, but not naturally, you see it's dyed :..(
Type O Negative
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That would be my favourite character on Star Trek: Next Generation!!
have a kinky weird type lust for Q. who wouldn't for a guy who cou7ld do
anything, be anything, and has a darned neat-O sense of humour to boot.
don't be jealous Malk, he's fictious, you're real *smooch*
Lyvvie
--Wascally Weird Wedhead
wea...@woods.uml.edu
I LOVE LOVE LOVE POMEGRANTES!!!!
wait...those are the neat little fruits with all the tangy
red seeds that colour my fingers purple for weeks right?
Lyvvie
--Wascally Weird Wedhead
and Welcome Tonya =)
Sacha Daniel Roscoe
>grrr. Okay I think I've got it this time. The wraparound sort of threw me
>off. As you've probably read already I've been trying to figure this
>damn thing out for three days. I'm new, etc. Anyway I'm hoping that this
>time it will post correctly. I think I get the idea behind this newsgroup
>and I'm hoping I'll fit in. I am considered pretty bizarre by my friends, and
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This is a pretty good recommendation - welcome to alt.1d!
>looking at some of the things people write around here, I'd say so are many
>of you, so I think we'll get along just fine. Okey Dokey. I'm outta here.
>Ishtar- fierce ruling diva and pomegranite image consultant
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Will you be working with the Prophet of the Holy Mango?
You seem to have similar interests...
>p.s. I'm also a redhead, but not naturally, you see it's dyed :..(
I'm not really qualified to comment on the redheads/non-redheads
issue. But since when did that stop any of us? On the other hand, I
might get flamed by numerous redheads if I do comment. Maybe I'd better
just shut up and let someone else answer this...
The Scarlet Manuka.
- who is always pleased to see new faces around here, especially if
they're attached to people.
Kelly (the wonder chemist)
(somewhat embarrassing) admission that I liked 'Ishtar'
Kelly G. (apparently looking for abuse today....)
Malcolm Cowe
How charming. A dragon... can you sing for us mistuh dragun? Can you sing?
"Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky..."
Are your songs cheery and fluff, mistuh dragun? Will they surprise the eyes
while I imagine the cries and whirls and swirls of your songs of old worlds,
and mine? Will I dream of your clouds and your castles of air?
Or will you get a sig you can work with?
Malkling.
--Hiatus is a word not to use near an angry sloth...
Malcolm Cowe
Again? He a werry dozy dragon, isn't he? Mummy allus say: "Don't be eating my
valium, you dafty"...Does the dragon listen to his mummy? No, he does not, and
so he sleepy sleepy alla time... Silly dragon.
But he awake now... Hoooraayy... I wonder, what will he say?
Squawk?
Malkling.
--Poking the nose of a large and nasty beast with a stick didn't help
me one bit, Jerry, and I don't see how it'll help you...
Nick Doan
I thought they were spelled "pomengranate"...of course I learned
English late in life ;)
Those evil little fruits that hath bound us all with those dreary
Winter months...
Nick Doan.
PS Welcome...don't mind my fruit bashing. potato chips ar emy
--
- There is no joy in having nothing to do.
Joy comes from having a lot to do, and not doing it.
ni...@meaddata.com or do...@ddt.eng.uc.edu
Malcolm Cowe
Huh! 'Can Be anything too ... Looklook, I c'n be a speedbooat wif wings..
VRRROOOOOMOMOMMOMOMOMMMMMMMMM, an' a and and a woolly jumper all stuff, and
uh, a floating castle with fantastic bits and stuff and and what's that up
there? It a bird? It a plane? No it a frantic apple! Hmf...
Well. But I real...ok.
Malkling.
--"...A hat? Broach? Pterodactyl?"
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> Lyvvie
> --Wascally Weird Wedhead
Tonya Pino
Tonya Pino
: In article <2kthnr$5...@news.bu.edu>, tp...@bu.edu (Tonya Pino) writes:
: > aha! It's working for once. Okay what I've been trying to post for the last three days is that I'm new here. I've caught up on my reading and I think I understand. I'm hoping I'll fit in, considering the fact that most of my friends
: > think I'm pretty bizarre, I think I will.
: >
: > Ishtar- fierce ruling diva and pomegrante image consultant
: >
: I LOVE LOVE LOVE POMEGRANTES!!!!
Ahh, good. That means I'm doing my job correctly.
: wait...those are the neat little fruits with all the tangy
: red seeds that colour my fingers purple for weeks right?
Yep. Actually, we're trying to figure out how to get them to not stain
quite so long. It has about the same appeal as the stains from the colored
pistacios. However, if you like the purple staining effect, better say so
before we get rid of it.
: Lyvvie
: --Wascally Weird Wedhead
: and Welcome Tonya =)
Thanx! =)
Luc Theriault
In a previous article, tp...@bu.edu (Tonya Pino) says:
>aha! It's working for once. Okay what I've been trying to post for the last three days is that I'm new here. I've caught up on my reading and I think I understand. I'm hoping I'll fit in, considering the fact that
>most of my friends think I'm pretty bizarre, I think I will.
Ah, yes. You'll fit in perfectly!
You like cheese, don't you? Cuz you have to like cheese. It's a rule...
well, not really a rule, but cheese is good.
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ai...@freenet.HSC.Colorado.EDU and lu...@freenet.fsu.edu
Kathryn A Coad
: In a previous article, tp...@bu.edu (Tonya Pino) says:
: >aha! It's working for once. Okay what I've been trying to post for the last
: >three days is that I'm new here. I've caught up on my reading and I
: >think I understand. I'm hoping I'll fit in, considering the fact that
: >most of my friends think I'm pretty bizarre, I think I will.
: Ah, yes. You'll fit in perfectly!
: You like cheese, don't you? Cuz you have to like cheese. It's a rule...
: well, not really a rule, but cheese is good.
Cheese is indeed good - I don't know if I prefer Muenster, or Provolone,
or Colby, or Monterey Jack, or string mozzarella . . . oh, there are just
so many choices . . . but the ultimate taste treat would have to be . . .
cheese fudge!! Yes, chocolate cheese - it is just nummy!!
--
Everyone deserves an opinion!! Here - I'll give you mine.
It's better than yours . . . :-) (for the humor impaired)
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Official Chosen Cracker Leader of alt.1d Supreme Blond One
Brian Kelly Good
>
>Yep. Actually, we're trying to figure out how to get them to not stain
>quite so long. It has about the same appeal as the stains from the colored
>pistacios. However, if you like the purple staining effect, better say so
>before we get rid of it.
>
Just who are "we?"
And what ghastly, evil thing <shudder> are "we" going to do to the
pomengranates?
This doesn't have anything to do with the dream I had last night about
angry, rabid vegetables, does it? They railed at me and had frowns on
their "faces." I was scared...
Brian Good Large as life and
bg...@uclink.berkeley.edu twice as natural.
Andrew Wilkinson
In a previous article, bg...@uclink.berkeley.edu (Brian Kelly Good) says:
>
>This doesn't have anything to do with the dream I had last night about
>angry, rabid vegetables, does it? They railed at me and had frowns on
>their "faces." I was scared...
Well, I'm an angry vegetable. I hope you weren't dreaming about me!
The Canadian Zucchini Freedom Fighter
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Andrew Wilkinson| "Well, you can't expect to wield supreme
Leader of the | executive power just 'cause some watery
NSWNRSBWT | tart threw a sword at you!" - MP
Kathryn A Coad
: In a previous article, bg...@uclink.berkeley.edu (Brian Kelly Good) says:
: >This doesn't have anything to do with the dream I had last night about
: >angry, rabid vegetables, does it? They railed at me and had frowns on
: >their "faces." I was scared...
: Well, I'm an angry vegetable. I hope you weren't dreaming about me!
Zucchini does not seem particularly ferocious - now squidgy tomatoes,
those are frightening . . . eeeee!!
Tonya Pino
: tp...@bu.edu (Tonya Pino) writes:
: >grrr. Okay I think I've got it this time. The wraparound sort of threw me
: >off. As you've probably read already I've been trying to figure this
: >damn thing out for three days. I'm new, etc. Anyway I'm hoping that this
: >time it will post correctly. I think I get the idea behind this newsgroup
: >and I'm hoping I'll fit in. I am considered pretty bizarre by my friends, and
: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: This is a pretty good recommendation - welcome to alt.1d!
^Thanx
: >looking at some of the things people write around here, I'd say so are many
: >of you, so I think we'll get along just fine. Okey Dokey. I'm outta here.
: >Ishtar- fierce ruling diva and pomegranite image consultant
: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: Will you be working with the Prophet of the Holy Mango?
: You seem to have similar interests...
I'm not sure. Don't belive I've met him yet. It may or may not work. For those
who've seen the "apple quenchers" commercials, you'll not that "fruits
aren't really team players", but if I can, I'll try to get them to cooperate.
You see, that's why they need an image consultant in the firest place, they're
kinda nonsocial. And not very popular in the mainstream fruit corner because
of it.
: >p.s. I'm also a redhead, but not naturally, you see it's dyed :..(
: I'm not really qualified to comment on the redheads/non-redheads
: issue. But since when did that stop any of us? On the other hand, I
: might get flamed by numerous redheads if I do comment. Maybe I'd better
: just shut up and let someone else answer this...
Tee,hee. It's okay with me, since I'm only pseudo anyway. Actually at one
point it went from brown (my real color) to blond, to pink, to orange, to
red-brown, to black, and now to an auburn in about two months. Now I just
keep it one color, since it's kinda in bad shape and breaking off and tangling
etc. from said dying. =(
: The Scarlet Manuka.
Tonya Pino
: I'll just jump in here <thud> and make the
: Kelly G. (apparently looking for abuse today....)
Strangely enough, I haven't seen it. I got the name as part of
a running alias joke, that makes a really long and dull story,
so I won't tell it (unless you're really interested, and you
beg and feed me waffles).
Jeff Hutchinson
>Kelly (the wonder chemist) (pf...@pegasus.acs.ttu.edu) wrote:
>: I'll just jump in here <thud> and make the
>: (somewhat embarrassing) admission that I liked 'Ishtar'
>Strangely enough, I haven't seen it. I got the name as part of
>a running alias joke, that makes a really long and dull story,
>so I won't tell it (unless you're really interested, and you
>beg and feed me waffles).
Oh please, please, please, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE tell us. Pretty please
with sugar on ...
{KraWERK? prdrdrdrd} [Oh, she *did* say she wanted waffles. You're right
as usual, Sheba.]
Mademoiselle has said that she wanted waffles in exchange for her long,
dull story. Well, I make WONderful waffles: Let's see here, milk (check),
eggs (got 'em), flour (yep), butter (plenty), jam (right here), syrup
(oops! HEY SOMEBODY! QUICK THROW ME A MAPLE TREE!).
Now, then, who's got my waffle iron?
-- THE Hutch --
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| said the Unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, | University of Colorado |
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It's not reproducing. It was just a temporary case of insanity.
[BLAWERRRGGH HA HA HA HA HA!] Well, maybe NOT so temporary.
Brian Kelly Good
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>>O.K. ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF KEEPING THE STAINING EFFECT OF THE POMEGRANATE
>>SAY "AYE"
>>ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT LIKE STAINING SAY "NAY".
I say, "Aye!" Let them stain and be damned.
Brian Good Rethinking the hub
bg...@uclink.berkeley.edu and spoke system.
H.B. Kellick
>Andrew Wilkinson (af...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) wrote:
>
>
>: In a previous article, bg...@uclink.berkeley.edu (Brian Kelly Good) says:
>
>: >This doesn't have anything to do with the dream I had last night about
>: >angry, rabid vegetables, does it? They railed at me and had frowns on
>: >their "faces." I was scared...
>
>: Well, I'm an angry vegetable. I hope you weren't dreaming about me!
>
>Zucchini does not seem particularly ferocious - now squidgy tomatoes,
>those are frightening . . . eeeee!!
Ha! Tomatoes! They're not frightening, they're FUN! I loe squishing
tomatoes in my paws! SQUISH! SQUISH! now you want a squary (It's scary
when It is square-shaped :) ) vegetable how about a SQUASH!
SQUASH! Ooo...I been squashed! HELP!
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Neil Chazin
>Andrew Wilkinson (af...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) wrote:
>: In a previous article, bg...@uclink.berkeley.edu (Brian Kelly Good) says:
>: >This doesn't have anything to do with the dream I had last night about
>: >angry, rabid vegetables, does it? They railed at me and had frowns on
>: >their "faces." I was scared...
>: Well, I'm an angry vegetable. I hope you weren't dreaming about me!
>Zucchini does not seem particularly ferocious - now squidgy tomatoes,
>those are frightening . . . eeeee!!
And remember... beets stain!!!!
Neilly