[Found] Porno Collection

[Anonymous]

Tyler (Shorty) Presswood, I found your porno collection. This collection consists of approximately 150 (one hundred fifty) DVD optical disks of downloaded internet porn, all cataloged by specific perversion into sets of approximately 10 disks each. Each set is indexed in alphabetical folders and further indexed by the alphabetical listing of the names of each your individual girls. All this is labeled on the face of each disk.

As a little wanker, I imagine this collection is quite valuable to you. It appears you have invested hundreds of hours producing this collection. If you don't want to claim your collection, it will be provided to the court for your next custody hearing.