'Keeping it up' just got a little tougher
whitebread
types are 'yanking' fake Viagra pills like crazy. I wonder how they found out the pills
were fakes :-)
Massive quantities of phony erectile dysfunction pills seized at border
By Matt Kieltyka, Sun Media
Last Updated: 19th November 2009, 7:38pm
VANCOUVER - Housewives are in for a short night thanks to the long arm of the law.
RCMP and the Canadian Border Services Agency have yanked thousands of cases of adulterated
erectile dysfunction pills, and other supplements, from mail sorting lines in recent
months.
RCMP border integrity spokesperson Sgt. Duncan Pound said the counterfeit drugs are being
sold to unsuspecting Canadians online and smuggled into the country through the postal
service.
And while importing any pharmaceutical drugs is illegal, police are more concerned about
the risk to buyers - since the goods passed off as the real deal usually come up short.
"You have no idea what is in the product and how it will affect you," Pound said. "You are
playing Russian roulette with your health."
The CBSA opened their doors to media today to show off a mountain of pills recently seized
at the Vancouver International Mail Centre, which included a box full of 5,000 fake Viagra
packages plucked by officials Wednesday.
The centre's chief of operations, Heather Ardiel, said there's no indication how big the
market is but officers are diligent about clamping down on the trade, which is usually the
domain of organized crime.
"We're pretty satisfied not a lot of these products make it through," Ardiel said. "In six
months, we're intercepted 15,000 parcels containing unapproved drugs."
Both organizations are currently involved in Operation Pangea II, an Interpol-led
crackdown on the counterfeit drug trade involving police and health agencies from 26
countries around the world.
In the meantime, men looking for a boost are being told to go through their doctor or
pharmacy.
"If you order online, you are almost certainly throwing your money away," Pound said.
Roy
Who in hell would buy these pills over the Internet anyway? I sure as
hell wouldn't...mind you I don't need the damned things anyway. buying
drugs over the Internet is just plain stupid...why risk it?
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Pat Bay
"whitebread" <white...@shop.ca> wrote in message
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> They can't stop the illegal import of guns from the U.S., but our Canadian
> Border Services types are 'yanking' fake Viagra pills like crazy. I
> wonder how they found out the pills were fakes :-)
Not that hard to determine. Considering where these pills come from. A
simple test of chemical composition will do it.
But for you, we gather you should just take one and see what happens.
You'll end up being who you are now ("Mr. Floppy") or getting sick from
those pills.
Chom Noamsky
> They can't stop the illegal import of guns from the U.S., but our Canadian Border Services
> types are 'yanking' fake Viagra pills like crazy. I wonder how they found out the pills
> were fakes :-)
You can just hear them now... "this isn't Viagra, it's micoxaflopin!"
USENET
If you want Viagra or Cialis just get a prescription from your doctor
and don't go on the Internet to buy your drugs. If your an American
however you can deal with legitimate Cdn companies online and save
money.
Chom Noamsky
Being a real man who doesn't suffer from erectile dysfunction I don't
anything to maintain an erection... nothing but the sexy woman in my life.
The best cure for ED is to keep fit and healthy, not become a sickly fat
bastard who depends on chemicals to get a boner.
Pete
You are talking to Greg Carr. The guy from BC who writes his local Member of
Parliament and says ?we need to execute the fags�
And I have no problem with Greg thinking like that, but the same book of the
Bible that dictates ?executing the fags� also tells us to kill those who wear
mixed threds on the Sabbath, and how to own slaves!
Pat Bay
"Chom Noamsky" <d...@bark.grrrr> wrote in message
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> USENET wrote:
>> On Nov 20, 5:22 pm, Chom Noamsky <d...@bark.grrrr> wrote:
>>> whitebread wrote:
>>>> They can't stop the illegal import of guns from the U.S., but our
>>>> Canadian Border Services
>>>> types are 'yanking' fake Viagra pills like crazy. I wonder how they
>>>> found out the pills
>>>> were fakes :-)
>>> You can just hear them now... "this isn't Viagra, it's micoxaflopin!"
>>
>> If you want Viagra or Cialis just get a prescription from your doctor
>> and don't go on the Internet to buy your drugs. If your an American
>> however you can deal with legitimate Cdn companies online and save
>> money.
>
> Being a real man who doesn't suffer from erectile dysfunction I don't
> anything to maintain an erection... nothing but the sexy woman in my life.
and no internet porn to practice with when she says "No!"?
> The best cure for ED is to keep fit and healthy, not become a sickly fat
> bastard who depends on chemicals to get a boner.
Don't forget practice and exercise helps alot too. Even the "personalised"
exercise.
Remember that when your wife is away and you figure tonight's a good night
to print off some internet porn to take to bed and play "pup tent"
Pete
I just want more guns up here so we can shoot American tourists!
What?s wrrong with that?
I?m kidding of course.
Of course, all you need to say to the ?mericans is how we kill baby seals in
Winnipeg, and they just dig it!
It?s like
Moose Jaw saw a few, Moosomin too
Runnin' back to Saskatoon
Red Deer, Terrace and a Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune
Canuck57
> They can't stop the illegal import of guns from the U.S., but our Canadian Border Services
> types are 'yanking' fake Viagra pills like crazy. I wonder how they found out the pills
> were fakes :-)
You need to know Caanda Customs isn't about protecting Canada, it is
about tax collections. Duties and GST. Take the taser me until I don't
move issue in Valcouver. If he owed GST, they would have found his
mother to get her to pay for it.
> Massive quantities of phony erectile dysfunction pills seized at border
> By Matt Kieltyka, Sun Media
Guess Canadians have the same problems as Americans.
Pat Bay
"Canuck57" <Canu...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> whitebread wrote:
>> They can't stop the illegal import of guns from the U.S., but our
>> Canadian Border Services types are 'yanking' fake Viagra pills like
>> crazy. I wonder how they found out the pills were fakes :-)
>
> You need to know Caanda Customs isn't about protecting Canada, it is about
> tax collections. Duties and GST. Take the taser me until I don't move
> issue in Valcouver. If he owed GST, they would have found his mother to
> get her to pay for it.
Well if it isn't tax collections, why would you chance buying Viagra over
the internet from some unknown source in the Far East, when you can
go to your doctor and state you need Viagra because your girlfriend, hooker,
mistress or wife is always calling you "Mr.Floppy"?
whitebread
"Chom Noamsky" <d...@bark.grrrr> wrote in message news:4RINm.54329$PH1.3810@edtnps82...
> maintain an erection... nothing but the sexy woman in my life.
>
> The best cure for ED is to keep fit and healthy, not become a sickly fat bastard who
> depends on chemicals to get a boner.
Whoo, whee !! You may not suffer from erectile dysfunction, but you sure do have a
problem with an inflated ego and contempt for your fellow man. I suspect you've 'let
down' your sexy woman more than once.
whitebread
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> I just want more guns up here so we can shoot American tourists!
>
> What?s wrrong with that?
>
> I?m kidding of course.
>
> Of course, all you need to say to the ?mericans is how we kill baby seals in
> Winnipeg, and they just dig it!
Reminds me of the joke: When it's hunting season, we get to shoot animals. So, how come
when it's tourist season, we can't shoot Americans?
Pete
LOL!
That's bad man.
When I lived in Ohio (Dayton) one of my colleagues said "I go to Canada all the
time" "Fort Francis, Ontario". He was a former US Navy guy. From The Buckeye
State, where driving with a beer in your hand is normal in many cases.
He said "You guys have milk in bags. We don't have it here in Ohio!"
He was a nice guy, but that remark just stuck with me.
Pete
Dayton is far more cosmopolitan than Ft. Francis. That's "hunting territory"
And is as remote from where I live in Toronto, as any remote place in the USA.
(If you've ever been to Fargo, North Dakota, CBC is part of their basic cable
and they know Don Cherry better than most Canadian immigrants!)
His "Canadian experience" :)