Hi, fellows, I'd like some feedback on these jokes I wrote last night:
Robert Blake was found innocent of murdering his wife Bonny Blake
yesterday. In the ensuing interviews, Mr. Blake made the following
comments:
1. Said an elated Blake: "I only wish Bonny was here to help me
celebrate."
2. "Next thing I'm going to do is help the police find Bonny's killer
--who I believe just might be the same guy responsible for killing
O.J's wife."
3. "What never came out in court that I'll tell you now is that the
real reason I went back to the resturant get my gun was because -- I
wanted to shoot Bonny in the head with it."
4. "And, folks, I just want to say, somewhere the killer is still out
there and in case he's listening right now -- I just want to say to him
one thing: where should I mail the check?
5. When asked what was the first thing he planned to do once he got
back home, Blake replied: "Dye my hair back to its natural color."
6. All the jury members were at his victory party last night, but
according to Blake none of them was allowed any alchohol. Blake said he
figured if it impaired their judgment anymore than it already was, none
of them would make it home alive.
7. Here's a scary thought: "You realize hadn't I gone back to the
resturant for my gun, the killer might not have had enough time to kill
Bonny?
8. After the verdict when asked if his scariest moment was just before
the verdict, Blake replied: "No, my scariest moment was just after the
verdict when I got in my limo and suddenly realized each member of the
jury was a licensed California driver.
9. Blake then said he had a message to all the married men out there:
"Just remember, fellows, the killer is still out there on the loose and
it could be your wife next -- if you're lucky."
10. Finally, Blake ended the interview with this message: "And I just
want to say to all you people who believed me and sent me your letters
of support -- my stockbroker will be calling you in the morning.
ric Landers
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