Hi, Gerold....great to hear from you. Warmest winter holiday wishes to all on the list. I will be looking forward to more frequent posts from everyone here in 2009.
Betsy
--- On Thu, 12/25/08, Golf Sierra <gsch...@libero.it> wrote:
From: Golf Sierra <gsch...@libero.it>
Subject: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...
To: "Rise and Fall of Al Bielek" <Rise-and-Fall-of-Al-Bielek@googlegroups.com>
Date: Thursday, December 25, 2008, 2:21 PM
And the same to you G.S., and all the 'founders', members, and readers of bielekdebunked.com!
'Twas the Night before Christmas, on the DE-173,
There was something just not quite right, it did seem to me,
Out of the fog, out of a mist did appear,
A white bearded fellow, with partially materialized reindeer!
His sleigh was filled with glowing vacuum tubes, quite slick!
He said 'Ho! Ho! Ho!, I'm Santa Bielek!'
I shook my head, and said "huh? what the f--k?!?"
Santa Bielek said "Tim Allen was busy, fixing his truck!" [subtle 'Santa Clause/Home Improvement reference ;)]
"I was tossed overboard the Eldridge one night,
And instead of drowning, I was bathed in red light!
Where did I turn up, as I opened my eyes?
I was in Santa's workshop, to my utter surprise!
"Santa's molecules had been weakened, he was on life support,
And I couldn't transport him to the old Montauk Fort,
So I told the elves to just keep him warm,
And I put on this red suit, and took on Santa's form!
"First I was Cameron, then Bielek, now Santa,
Tomorrow I think I will fly over Atlanta! (it's a neat city, and the only damn thing that rhymes with 'Santa')
But before I engage the dimensional zapper,
(which reminds me, I need to visit the Eldridge's executive crapper)
Here's a toy for you, to remember this night,
"A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, THIS SUIT IS FREAKIN' *TIGHT* !!!!"
Ha, ha, ha......(oops) ho, ho, ho.......ahoy, a very talented and humorous poet aboard the Eldridge. Bathed in a red light? Gee, I thought it was a green mist.......I must have put too much rum in the wassail again. No matter...........just have a great holiday everyone.
Betsy
--- On Thu, 12/25/08, virtual undisclosed <virtual.undisclo...@gmail.com> wrote:
From: virtual undisclosed <virtual.undisclo...@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...
To: Rise-and-Fall-of-Al-Bielek@googlegroups.com
Date: Thursday, December 25, 2008, 2:41 PM
And the same to you G.S., and all the 'founders', members, and readers
of bielekdebunked.com!
'Twas the Night before Christmas, on the DE-173,
There was something just not quite right, it did seem to me,
Out of the fog, out of a mist did appear,
A white bearded fellow, with partially materialized reindeer!
His sleigh was filled with glowing vacuum tubes, quite slick!
He said 'Ho! Ho! Ho!, I'm Santa Bielek!'
I shook my head, and said "huh? what the f--k?!?"
Santa Bielek said "Tim Allen was busy, fixing his truck!" [subtle
'Santa Clause/Home Improvement reference ;)]
"I was tossed overboard the Eldridge one night,
And instead of drowning, I was bathed in red light!
Where did I turn up, as I opened my eyes?
I was in Santa's workshop, to my utter surprise!
"Santa's molecules had been weakened, he was on life support,
And I couldn't transport him to the old Montauk Fort,
So I told the elves to just keep him warm,
And I put on this red suit, and took on Santa's form!
"First I was Cameron, then Bielek, now Santa,
Tomorrow I think I will fly over Atlanta! (it's a neat city, and the only
damn thing that rhymes with 'Santa')
But before I engage the dimensional zapper,
(which reminds me, I need to visit the Eldridge's executive crapper)
Here's a toy for you, to remember this night,
"A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, THIS SUIT IS FREAKIN' *TIGHT* !!!!"
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