How about a few from the 80's for the Gen X-ers out there...
All I need is a Pacemaker -- Mike and the Mechanics (All I Need is a
Miracle)
Blue Viagra -- Bobby Vinton (Blue Velvet) [NOT from the 80's but I
had the thought and had to write it down]
Bette Davis Dies -- Alannah Myles (Bette Davis Eyes)
Every Other Drug is Hypnogogic -- Sting (Every Little Thing She Does
Is Magic)
Lame (I'm Gonna Limp Forever)-- Irene Cara (Fame--I'm Gonna Live
Forever)
Hell Is Grandchildren -- Pat Benatar (Hell Is For Children)
Hysterectomy -- Def Leppard (Hysteria)
Hemorrhage and a Wattle -- Sting (Message In A Bottle)
Triple Bypass of the Heart -- Bonnie Tyler (Total Eclipse of the
Heart)
Of course, there are a few that are good enough on their own:
Another One Bites The Dust -- Queen
Ashes To Ashes -- David Bowie
Back To Paradise -- .38 Special
Catch Me, I'm Falling -- Real Life
Fade To Grey -- Visage
(I Just) Died in Your Arms Tonight -- Cutting Crew
Livin' On A Prayer -- Bon Jovi