\"Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway. So here goes.Well, you see, your Mom and I
first got together in a chat room on MSN.Then I set up
a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.
Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As
soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said
\'You\'ve got Male\'.\"