Editing the Stageplays
Azoth
Wed Apr 26 11 08 25 2006
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! --
(interrupted)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
(Dan knocks on the front door.)
DAN
It's me the hitman!
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
DAN
Let me in so I can assasinate you!
GRACE
God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Dan!!
DAN
I'm here to assasinate you bitch!
TRIP
Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
DAN
Fuck!
DAN
I forget my 9mm...
(DAN points to the elevator button.)
DAN
Be back soon! With a 9mm!
(3 hours later.)
GRACE
What? Why would Dan say something like that? Tell me what he said
again!
TRIP
He called me a bitch and said he forgot his 9mm!
GRACE
Well, he was probably -- (interrupted)
(DAN knocks on front door.)
DAN
It's the pizza man!
TRIP
Wait? What? Did you order -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Trip! Just go get the door for him...
(DAN picks up 9mm.)
(Trip opens front door.)
TRIP
Sorry about - OH SHIT! GRACE RUN -- (interrupted)
(DAN shoots Trip.)
(Grace gets up from couch.)
GRACE
HOLY SHIT!
(DAN shoots Grace.)
DAN
Well that was easy enough...
(DAN points to the elevator button.)
DAN
I think this qualifies as beating the game...
(DAN points to the elevator button.)
Obviously, I did something wrong. What I did was mess around with the
stageplay which, I thought, expressed what I really wanted to do on
this game. You may even want to edit the stageplays to fit in a
punchline you didn't have time to type. I know how frustrating that can
be for some people who can't type as quickly.
Have fun!