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A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed
something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love",
"Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said,
"That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep
saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've
forgotten her name." <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she
and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way
that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He
responded, "Sure. You carry the
suitcases!"<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you." <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive
and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde
wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go
to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells
the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair
and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks
the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just
because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him
back!"<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>

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