Few Jokes as recvd

[Amin C]

Few Jokes as Recvd:

 

Titles

 
In Tanzania, they are trying to introduce 'new
> titles' to remove inferiority complex, so that the
> workers could be proud and comfortable with their
> professions.
> But 'title' no 10 stole the show!!!!
> 
>
> 1. Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
>
> 2. House Maid - Domestic Operations Specialist
>
> 3. Typist - Printed Document Handler
>
> 4. Messenger - Regional Business Communications Conveyer
>
> 5. Window Cleaner - Transparent Wall Technician
>
> 6. Temporary Teacher - Associate Tutor
>
> 7. Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer
>
> 8. Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technician
>
> 9. Watchman - Area Theft Prevention and Surveillance
> Officer
>
> 10. Thief - Wealth Redistribution Officer
>
> 11. Driver - Automobile Propulsion Specialist
>
> 12. Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist
>
> 13. Cook - Food Technician and Preparation Officer
 
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Subject: Furniture Wala

 

A Sardar furniture dealer decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris see what he could find. After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to the French capital), he met with some manufacturers and finally selected a new range of furniture that he thought would sell well back home in India.

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a pub and have a glass of wine.
As he sat down enjoying his wine, soon enough, a very beautiful attractive young lady came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned towards the chair.

He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in Hindi, Punjabi & English, but she did not speak or know any of these languages. So, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.

They left the pub and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Then, after they were back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a bed. ............ ......... ......
Would you believe........

Till this day, the Sardar has no idea how she figured out that he was in the furniture business !!!!!

 

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Subject: Joke of the day!

 

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the interstate. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'

'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. They're asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'

'Most people are giving about a gallon.'

 

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