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[dj]

Hi friends
I am ditto...now only i enter in IT field
Now am working in dne technology..
i have no exp in vb.net..
but in my company crrent project is vb.net..
I don;t know anything in vb.net...
so please help......
by dj...

[Cerebrus]

Why not just tell them that you "don;t know anything in vb.net" ? If
that's not an option, why not just *learn* VB.NET ? In any case, what
kind of help are you expecting here... if you are looking for tutors,
this is wrong place.

And I'm guessing DNE stands for "Does Not Exist".

[Crisatunity (blog.crisatunity.com)]

Hello ditto,

Does DNE = Does No Effort?

[Glenn]

If you have no experience in VB.NET, then let one of the project
developers mentor you. You'll learn more from their mentoring then
from any newsgroup or tutorial.

...Glenn

[lvizon]

How do these people get past the damn interview?

[Charles A. Lopez]

it's not what you know --

--
Charles A. Lopez
charle...@gmail.com

Bachelor of Arts - Computer Science
New York University
Computing Since 1980

Software Development, IT Consulting, Networking - Projects Starting at 5K-USD

[Andrew Badera]

It's who you're willing to blow!

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--Andy Badera
http://higherefficiency.net
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http://andrew.badera.us/
http://changeroundup.com/
and...@badera.us
(518) 641-1280
Google me: http://www.google.com/search?q=andrew+badera

[Cerebrus]

Lol ! You mean like... Gone with the wind ? ;-)

On May 15, 9:37 pm, "Andrew Badera" <and...@badera.us> wrote:
> It's who you're willing to blow!
>

> On Thu, May 15, 2008 at 12:19 PM, Charles A. Lopez <charlesalo...@gmail.com>

> wrote:
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> > it's not what you know --
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> > On Wed, May 14, 2008 at 6:35 PM, lvizon <lvi...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> >> How do these people get past the damn interview?
>
> >> On May 9, 12:59 am, dj <ditt...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > Hi friends
> >> > I am ditto...now only i enter in IT field
> >> > Now am working in dne technology..
> >> > i have no exp in vb.net..
> >> > but in my company crrent project is vb.net..
> >> > I don;t know anything in vb.net...
> >> > so please help......
> >> > by dj...
>
> > --
> > Charles A. Lopez

> > charlesalo...@gmail.com

>
> > Bachelor of Arts - Computer Science
> > New York University
> > Computing Since 1980
>
> > Software Development, IT Consulting, Networking - Projects Starting at
> > 5K-USD
>
> --
> --

> --Andy Baderahttp://higherefficiency.nethttp://flipbitsnotburgers.blogspot.com/http://andrew.badera.us/http://changeroundup.com/
> and...@badera.us
> (518) 641-1280
> Google me:http://www.google.com/search?q=andrew+badera- Hide quoted text -
>
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[Andrew Badera]

I dunno, did they perform fellatio in that movie?

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--Andy Badera
http://higherefficiency.net
http://flipbitsnotburgers.blogspot.com/
http://andrew.badera.us/

[Jamie Fraser]

Fellatio wasn't invented until 1944

[Andrew Badera]

I'm pretty sure they had BJs in the kama sutra.

[Jamie Fraser]

The Kama Sutra was a work of fiction, much like the Bible and Star Wars.

[Andrew Badera]

the Bible is just about the longest work of fiction ever written.

that said, an invention in fiction is still an invention, is it not? I bet they could have trademarked and patented it based on publication.

Could you imagine if you have to pay a license fee every time you got slurped?

[Jamie Fraser]

Well I'm getting married next year so I might need to :D

[Andrew Badera]

You'll be paying more than a mere license fee my friend.

[Crisatunity (blog.crisatunity.com)]

Jamie, don't let Mr. Perpetual Bachelor scare you... I'm coming up on
a Anniversary 13.0 release and I'm gladly paying all my subscription
support fees. Exclusive access to the software is incredible...

On May 16, 4:34 am, "Andrew Badera" <and...@badera.us> wrote:
> You'll be paying more than a mere license fee my friend.
>

> On Fri, May 16, 2008 at 5:32 AM, Jamie Fraser <jamie.fra...@gmail.com>

> wrote:
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> > Well I'm getting married next year so I might need to :D
>
> > On Fri, May 16, 2008 at 10:08 AM, Andrew Badera <and...@badera.us> wrote:
> > > the Bible is just about the longest work of fiction ever written.
>
> > > that said, an invention in fiction is still an invention, is it not? I
> > bet
> > > they could have trademarked and patented it based on publication.
>
> > > Could you imagine if you have to pay a license fee every time you got
> > > slurped?
>

> > > On Fri, May 16, 2008 at 4:58 AM, Jamie Fraser <jamie.fra...@gmail.com>

> > > wrote:
>
> > >> The Kama Sutra was a work of fiction, much like the Bible and Star Wars.
>
> > >> On Fri, May 16, 2008 at 9:51 AM, Andrew Badera <and...@badera.us>
> > wrote:
> > >> > I'm pretty sure they had BJs in the kama sutra.
>

> > >> > On Fri, May 16, 2008 at 4:40 AM, Jamie Fraser <jamie.fra...@gmail.com

>
> > >> > wrote:
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> > >> >> Fellatio wasn't invented until 1944
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> > >> >> On Thu, May 15, 2008 at 5:40 PM, Andrew Badera <and...@badera.us>
> > >> >> wrote:
> > >> >> > I dunno, did they perform fellatio in that movie?
>

> > >> >> > On Thu, May 15, 2008 at 12:39 PM, Cerebrus <zorg...@sify.com>

[Cerebrus]

Aw, these are the days of Open Source !

-- Another perpetual bachelor. :P

On May 16, 7:46 pm, "Crisatunity (blog.crisatunity.com)"

[Crisatunity (blog.crisatunity.com)]

In this circumstance locking into a proprietary closed source system
is the way to go. The network substrate is more stable and allows for
viable replication.

[Andrew Badera]

But why replicate in a world already full of over replication? ;)

[Crisatunity (blog.crisatunity.com)]

Because when the right software is replicating, it creates signal in
an environment of noise. And that my friend is why Team O'Neill RULZ!

On May 16, 12:16 pm, "Andrew Badera" <and...@badera.us> wrote:
> But why replicate in a world already full of over replication? ;)
>
> On Fri, May 16, 2008 at 1:14 PM, Crisatunity (blog.crisatunity.com) <
>

> mich...@crisatunity.com> wrote:
>
> > In this circumstance locking into a proprietary closed source system
> > is the way to go.  The network substrate is more stable and allows for
> > viable replication.
>
> > On May 16, 11:28 am, Cerebrus <zorg...@sify.com> wrote:
> > > Aw, these are the days of Open Source !
>
> > > -- Another perpetual bachelor. :P
>
> --
> --

> --Andy Baderahttp://higherefficiency.nethttp://flipbitsnotburgers.blogspot.com/http://andrew.badera.us/http://changeroundup.com/

[Andrew Badera]

An appropriate XKCD: http://xkcd.com/414/

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--Andy Badera
http://higherefficiency.net
http://flipbitsnotburgers.blogspot.com/
http://andrew.badera.us/

[VinodRam]

Hi everyone,

I think the the main aim of the topic has been deviated.

Cheers,
Vinod
http://vinod-ram.tripod.com

On May 17, 12:08 am, "Andrew Badera" <and...@badera.us> wrote:
> An appropriate XKCD:http://xkcd.com/414/
>
> On Fri, May 16, 2008 at 1:33 PM, Crisatunity (blog.crisatunity.com) <
>
>
>
>
>
> mich...@crisatunity.com> wrote:
>
> > Because when the right software is replicating, it creates signal in
> > an environment of noise.  And that my friend is why Team O'Neill RULZ!
>
> > On May 16, 12:16 pm, "Andrew Badera" <and...@badera.us> wrote:
> > > But why replicate in a world already full of over replication? ;)
>
> > > On Fri, May 16, 2008 at 1:14 PM, Crisatunity (blog.crisatunity.com) <
>
> > > mich...@crisatunity.com> wrote:
>
> > > > In this circumstance locking into a proprietary closed source system
> > > > is the way to go.  The network substrate is more stable and allows for
> > > > viable replication.
>
> > > > On May 16, 11:28 am, Cerebrus <zorg...@sify.com> wrote:
> > > > > Aw, these are the days of Open Source !
>
> > > > > -- Another perpetual bachelor. :P
>
> > > --
> > > --

> > > --Andy Baderahttp://higherefficiency.nethttp://
> > flipbitsnotburgers.blogspot.com/http://andrew.badera.us/http://changeroundup.com/
> > > and...@badera.us

> > >              (51...       

> > > Google me:http://www.google.com/search?q=andrew+badera
>
> --
> --
> --Andy Baderahttp://higherefficiency.nethttp://flipbitsnotburgers.blogspot.com/http://andrew.badera.us/http://changeroundup.com/
> and...@badera.us              (518) 641-1280       

[Cerebrus]

The Original Topic as well as the Original Poster, both were aimless.
Therefore, the deviation was but natural.

[Andrew Badera]

I don't think there ever WAS a main aim. At least not a particularly well-directed one.

--
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--Andy Badera
http://higherefficiency.net
http://flipbitsnotburgers.blogspot.com/
http://andrew.badera.us/

[Jamie Fraser]

Heaven help us if we deviate from the main aim!!!!

[Crisatunity (blog.crisatunity.com)]

I recommend everyone takes a stroll down Web 1.0 boulevard on Vinod's
personal page.

[Andrew Badera]

The goggles ... why do we even bother?

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--Andy Badera
http://higherefficiency.net
http://flipbitsnotburgers.blogspot.com/
http://andrew.badera.us/

[Jamie Fraser]

Good Lord.

Its like the "How not to do it 101" of web design, UI design,
aesthetics & taste.

I don't have sound, but I even bet it has a MIDI file playing in the background.

[Glenn]

I thought it was funny that one of his hobbies was Web Design!!!

...Glenn

On May 18, 7:14 pm, "Crisatunity (blog.crisatunity.com)"

[Andrew Badera]

Who said you needed to be good at your hobbies?

However, as a professional ... scary.

--
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--Andy Badera
http://higherefficiency.net
http://flipbitsnotburgers.blogspot.com/
http://andrew.badera.us/

[Glenn]

True. He also added a bit of humor with the "The World's Best
Webpage" bouncing back and forth across the top.

...Glenn