Pop quiz # 27111b

[Simpleton]

I was born of a male god and a female mortal.
I performed miraculous feats
I died painfully
I was resurrected
I am god

Josephus (1) and Tacitus (2) mention me.

1. http://www.godrules.net/library/flavius/flaviusapion2.htm

2. http://www.unrv.com/tacitus/tacitusgermania.php



Who am I?

[jamesng74@gmail.com]

On Apr 7, 1:17 pm, Simpleton <hu...@whoever.com> wrote:

> I died painfully
it's impossible if God could die,..


> I was resurrected
..
> Who am I?

Sponge Bob Square Pants?

[Lawrey]

Simpleton,

The last time I looked they called you Simpleton,
now please try to remember not to forget who you are.

[Simpleton]

You see the words Sponge Bob Square Pants in the sites I cited?

Say, you aren't a Christian per chance, are you?

[Simpleton]

On Apr 7, 3:32 am, Lawrey <lawrenc...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> Simpleton,
>
> The last time I looked they called you Simpleton,
> now please try to remember not to forget who you are.
>

I won't. Thanks for reminding me, though.

[Trance Gemini]

On Apr 7, 2:17 am, Simpleton <hu...@whoever.com> wrote:
> I was born of a male god and a female mortal.
> I performed miraculous feats
> I died painfully
> I was resurrected
> I am god
>
> Josephus (1) and Tacitus (2) mention me.
>

> 1.http://www.godrules.net/library/flavius/flaviusapion2.htm
>
> 2.http://www.unrv.com/tacitus/tacitusgermania.php
>
> Who am I?

Not Jesus ;-)

[Simpleton]

But, but, these were the same historians who Christians place their
faith in for independent corroboration.

Quite fooling around, and answer the quiz, lowly woman!

[zencycle]

Hercules / Heracles

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From: "Simpleton" <hu...@whoever.com>
Subject: [AvC] Re: Pop quiz # 27111b

[Simpleton]

On Apr 7, 10:42 am, "zencycle" <funkmaste...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Hercules / Heracles
>


Give the man a gluten-free Ratzinger-approved communion wafer!



Remember that when Christians cite the great historians Tacitus and
Josephus as corroborators of Jesus.

[Trance Gemini]

On Apr 7, 1:07 pm, Simpleton <hu...@whoever.com> wrote:
> On Apr 7, 9:43 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Apr 7, 2:17 am, Simpleton <hu...@whoever.com> wrote:
>
> > > I was born of a male god and a female mortal.

Son of Zeus and the mortal Alcmena

> > > I performed miraculous feats

He was renowned as having "made the world safe for mankind" by
destroying many dangerous monsters.

> > > I died painfully

The atonement for his guilt was to perform The Twelve Labours of
Hercules, a quest of impossible tasks ultimately resulting in his
apotheosis as an Olympian god.

> > > I was resurrected

His self-sacrifice obtained him the ascent to the Olympian realms and
he was welcomed by the gods.

> > > I am god

Heracles aka Hercules.

:-P

Zeus is God!

So cool ;-) Lol.

Brilliant, Simpleton.

[Trance Gemini]

Aw I was writing a longer post while Zen usurped me and gave you the
answer.

[Simpleton]

On Apr 7, 11:13 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Aw I was writing a longer post while Zen usurped me and gave you the
> answer.
>

In that case, your prize is an automatic entry into a weekly drawing.
The winner gets a private audience with the assistant to the Chief
Exorcism Officer for a period of 73 minutes during the month of July.

> On Apr 7, 1:46 pm, Simpleton <hu...@whoever.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Apr 7, 10:42 am, "zencycle" <funkmaste...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Hercules / Heracles
>
> > Give the man a gluten-free Ratzinger-approved communion wafer!
>
> > Remember that when Christians cite the great historians Tacitus and

> > Josephus as corroborators of Jesus.- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

[Trance Gemini]

On Apr 7, 2:15 pm, Simpleton <hu...@whoever.com> wrote:
> On Apr 7, 11:13 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Aw I was writing a longer post while Zen usurped me and gave you the
> > answer.
>
> In that case, your prize is an automatic entry into a weekly drawing.
> The winner gets a private audience with the assistant to the Chief
> Exorcism Officer for a period of 73 minutes during the month of July.

I am now appeased. You may rise from your knees ;-)

[Keith MacNevins]

It is easier to barf on one's knees.

--
Ambassador From Hell

[Simpleton]

On Apr 7, 11:19 am, "Keith MacNevins" <kmacnev...@gmail.com> wrote:
> It is easier to barf on one's knees.
>

I have never barfed on myself or another person, nor measured the
degrees of difficulty involved in barfing on different parts of
another person. Lacking any firsthand experience, I'm inclined to
take your word for it, though.

> Ambassador From Hell- Hide quoted text -

[Medusa]

Trance;

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner! ;-)

Medusa

AA #2281

[Keith MacNevins]

Get used to taking my word for it. Lest you find yourself barfing up the wrong tree, simp.

[zencycle]

I can't tell you how long it's been since I was called a 'usurper'.

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[Trance Gemini]

On Apr 7, 2:37 pm, "zencycle" <funkmaste...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> I can't tell you how long it's been since I was called a 'usurper'.

I totally meant it as compliment ... really ;-).

You know ... you usurper.

Really ...

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[zencycle]

From: "Simpleton" <hu...@whoever.com>
Subject: [AvC] Re: Pop quiz # 27111b

>

> On Apr 7, 11:19 am, "Keith MacNevins" <kmacnev...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> It is easier to barf on one's knees.
>>
>
> I have never barfed on myself or another person, nor measured the
> degrees of difficulty involved in barfing on different parts of
> another person. Lacking any firsthand experience, I'm inclined to
> take your word for it, though.
>

From what I hear, keet finds it easier to do a _lot_ of things on his
knees.........

[Keith MacNevins]

We did assume you are very old, though, I can assure you of that.

[Keith MacNevins]

Of course. And I  prefer to be in a near supine position during sex, I admit that freely.

On 4/7/08, zencycle <funkma...@hotmail.com> wrote:

[zencycle]

I know, I laughed when I read it..

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