News Flash: Michael Vick finds Jaysus--just in the nick of time

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Aug 27, 2007, 3:47:40 PM8/27/07
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Michael Vick, speaking to the media in Richmond, says he has found Jesus and turned his life over to God.
 




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LiamToo

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Aug 27, 2007, 3:56:20 PM8/27/07
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On Aug 27, 2:47 pm, LLP...@aol.com wrote:
> Michael Vick, speaking to the media in Richmond, says he has found Jesus and
> turned his life over to God.

It's about time, being an atheist and a dog lover did no good to him.

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Aug 27, 2007, 3:57:36 PM8/27/07
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Another jailhouse conversion.

You'd think they'd come up with a new one; this is getting rather
predictable and boring. Who was the last celebrity who found God when
locked up in the slammer? Britney Spears?

Notice how long their new life lasts, once they get sprung.

Medusa

On Aug 27, 2:47 pm, LLP...@aol.com wrote:

> Michael Vick, speaking to the media in Richmond, says he has found Jesus and
> turned his life over to God.
>

> _http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212100040.shtml_
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Aug 27, 2007, 4:01:01 PM8/27/07
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On Aug 27, 12:47 pm, LLP...@aol.com wrote:
> Michael Vick, speaking to the media in Richmond, says he has found Jesus and
> turned his life over to God.
>

> _http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212100040.shtml_
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Fitting that the husband of Michel Martin (She of the "most religious
one have doubts" remarks on Maher) was Vick's attorney. One Billy
Martin Esq.

Next up for Michael Vick: Fig tree cursing, to be more like Jesus.
It'll also fill the void left behind by the dog fighting.

Paris Hilton, Michael Vick, .... interestingly they find God *before*
they enter prison. Mike L is probably taking notes.

Simpleton

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Aug 27, 2007, 4:05:42 PM8/27/07
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On Aug 27, 12:57 pm, Medusa <Medusa4...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Another jailhouse conversion.
>

Correction: pre-jailhouse conversion.

> You'd think they'd come up with a new one; this is getting rather
> predictable and boring. Who was the last celebrity who found God when
> locked up in the slammer? Britney Spears?
>

Paris Hilton.

> Notice how long their new life lasts, once they get sprung.
>

What new life?


Simpleton

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Aug 27, 2007, 4:08:13 PM8/27/07
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Or perhaps he'll wonder how much good it did Kent Hovind.

Good of you to welcome Michael Vick into the Christian fold, Liam. I
am sure his conversion to True Christian is being celebrated
everywhere. In Mahony's diocese especially.

LiamToo

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Aug 27, 2007, 4:13:08 PM8/27/07
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On Aug 27, 3:05 pm, Simpleton <hu...@whoever.com> wrote:
> On Aug 27, 12:57 pm, Medusa <Medusa4...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Another jailhouse conversion.
>
> Correction: pre-jailhouse conversion.
>
> > You'd think they'd come up with a new one; this is getting rather
> > predictable and boring. Who was the last celebrity who found God when
> > locked up in the slammer? Britney Spears?
>
> Paris Hilton.

Lindsay Lohan. But what's the deal, she got one day for more than
Paris' did for 21 days.


ranjit_mathews@yahoo.com

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Aug 27, 2007, 4:20:52 PM8/27/07
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On Aug 27, 1:01 pm, Simpleton <hu...@whoever.com> wrote:
> Paris Hilton, Michael Vick, .... interestingly they find God *before*
> they enter prison. Mike L is probably taking notes.

Oh, dear; this means Paris Hilton's next video will be in missionary
position:->

LiamToo

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Aug 27, 2007, 4:38:57 PM8/27/07
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I'd rather welcome the remorseful Michael Vick into the the fold than
the full of ad-hominem friend of yours, Salvatore Rappoccio. He's now
calling me a coward and stuff.

SEARCHER

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Aug 27, 2007, 4:48:03 PM8/27/07
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? and your point is? But what do I know? Shalom?

On Aug 27, 12:47 pm, LLP...@aol.com wrote:

> Michael Vick, speaking to the media in Richmond, says he has found Jesus and
> turned his life over to God.
>

> _http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212100040.shtml_
> (http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212100040.shtml)
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LL

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Aug 27, 2007, 5:46:31 PM8/27/07
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On Aug 27, 12:56 pm, LiamToo <liamtoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Please show a valid citation where he said he was an atheist.

LL

LL

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Aug 27, 2007, 5:47:26 PM8/27/07
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On Aug 27, 12:57 pm, Medusa <Medusa4...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Another jailhouse conversion.
>
> You'd think they'd come up with a new one; this is getting rather
> predictable and boring. Who was the last celebrity who found God when
> locked up in the slammer? Britney Spears?
>
> Notice how long their new life lasts, once they get sprung.


LL: Indeed! Finding god, like going to rehab, has become a fashion
statement.

Dev

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Aug 27, 2007, 7:25:54 PM8/27/07
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And I'm sure he was equally both.

Dev

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Aug 27, 2007, 7:29:18 PM8/27/07
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Forget that Liam was calling Vick an atheist. Why has nobody else
noticed that he was calling him an "atheist and _DOG LOVER_"? That's
how much sense Liam makes.

LL

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Aug 27, 2007, 11:56:53 PM8/27/07
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On Aug 27, 4:29 pm, Dev <thedevil...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> Forget that Liam was calling Vick an atheist. Why has nobody else
> noticed that he was calling him an "atheist and _DOG LOVER_"? That's
> how much sense Liam makes.


LL: Indeed! How many poor black people living in the south identify
themselves as atheists, I wonder?


>
> On Aug 27, 3:46 pm, LL <llp...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Aug 27, 12:56 pm, LiamToo <liamtoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Aug 27, 2:47 pm, LLP...@aol.com wrote:
>
> > > > Michael Vick, speaking to the media in Richmond, says he has found Jesus and
> > > > turned his life over to God.
>
> > > It's about time, being an atheist and a dog lover did no good to him.
>
> > Please show a valid citation where he said he was an atheist.
>

> > LL- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

Dev

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Aug 28, 2007, 1:28:59 AM8/28/07
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What's your point? What are you trying to get at with that, really?

I started writing something about what a shit Michael Vick was and how
it wasn't a race issue but I really want straight talk from you on
this because I would like to see what kind of implication you are
making. Do you think it made sense for Liam to call someone who
tortured dogs for fun a "dog lover"?

> > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -

LL

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Aug 28, 2007, 3:06:30 PM8/28/07
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On Aug 27, 10:28 pm, Dev <thedevil...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> What's your point? What are you trying to get at with that, really?
>
> I started writing something about what a shit Michael Vick was and how
> it wasn't a race issue but I really want straight talk from you on
> this because I would like to see what kind of implication you are
> making. Do you think it made sense for Liam to call someone who
> tortured dogs for fun a "dog lover"?


LL: No, of course, not. I wasn't even commenting on that.

The point I was trying to make is that it's ridiculous to assume--as
some have done--that Vick was an atheist before he found Jesus--
implying that Vick was an atheist when he got involved with dog
fighting, but now that he's a Christian, he wouldn't do such a
despicable thing. My point is that he was unlikely to have ever been
an atheist and it's much more likelty that he was always a Christian,
despite his recent claim to have "found Jesus." The only thing he
found was a way to look contrite to believers and that he's a good guy
now.

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Aug 28, 2007, 3:27:56 PM8/28/07
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Phew, otherwise he might have actually go to PRISON! Gasp!

Somehow people think it's okay to be morally repugnant if you then
believe in magic afterwards.

On Aug 27, 3:47 pm, LLP...@aol.com wrote:
> Michael Vick, speaking to the media in Richmond, says he has found Jesus and
> turned his life over to God.
>

> _http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212100040.shtml_
> (http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212100040.shtml)
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rappoccio

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Aug 28, 2007, 3:29:39 PM8/28/07
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Apparently you forgot that you called me a faggot yesterday.

Your memory is as appalling as your reasoning skills.

Dev

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Aug 28, 2007, 3:58:22 PM8/28/07
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Okay. Sorry. I agree with that and see what you meant now. The NAACP
has come out to defend Vick and try to make him a persecuted martyr
for black people so you can see how I misread your comment. I'm glad I
asked you to clarify before I went on a little rant about that.

LiamToo

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Aug 28, 2007, 4:27:04 PM8/28/07
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On Aug 28, 2:29 pm, rappoccio <rappoc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Apparently you forgot that you called me a faggot yesterday.

In response to your abrasiveness first. Check out the times on who
called what first and find out the truth.

> Your memory is as appalling as your reasoning skills.

DUH!

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