The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You
just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to
some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if
you look hard enough.
Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS
when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating the
law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus
Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed
them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you
are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball
behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals in
many instances:
- the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed except
the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark
- "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is
pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and
survive -- not to get high on the smell)
- killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see:
Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist,
apparently)
This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover.
Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the
wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would
like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care
takers.
For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will
feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make
sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with
me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters
mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in
the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in case
it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 8:58 AM, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear Christians,
> The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if > you look hard enough.
> Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating the > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals in > many instances:
> - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed except > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and > survive -- not to get high on the smell) > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see: > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist, > apparently)
> This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover. > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care > takers.
> For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in case > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
Well this just SO kind of you.
Anyone who doesn't take you up on your offer cannot possibly be a True Believer.
-- Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
"We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
"Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert Ingersoll.
> The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You
> just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to
> some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if
> you look hard enough.
<snip rest of crap>
BRAHAHAHAHA!!! I haven't laughed this hard since watching Sarah Palin
demonstrating how well she doesn't know the Constritution.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 11:38 AM, Medusa <Medusa4...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> FreeThinker wrote:
> > Dear Christians,
> > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if > > you look hard enough.
> <snip rest of crap>
> BRAHAHAHAHA!!! I haven't laughed this hard since watching Sarah Palin > demonstrating how well she doesn't know the Constritution.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 9:42 AM, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote: > Medusa, I was joining you in laughing, and wondering what calendar he was > reading. -- thea
Thea. You believe in the Rapture. Why don't you take him up on his offer ;-)
> On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 11:38 AM, Medusa <Medusa4...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> FreeThinker wrote:
>> > Dear Christians,
>> > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You >> > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to >> > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if >> > you look hard enough.
>> <snip rest of crap>
>> BRAHAHAHAHA!!! I haven't laughed this hard since watching Sarah Palin >> demonstrating how well she doesn't know the Constritution.
>> This _is_ a parody, rigtht?
>> Medusa
-- Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
"We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
"Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert Ingersoll.
Because, if you are really into prophecy you will realize quite soon that the Bible prophecy is all about Israel. The gentiles have the rapture, but there are no signs needed, except that there won't be very many still believing that it will occur. Still so many *think* it is near -- how about waiting another 300 or 400 years and then we will see. Yes, I believe in the Rapture. But I also know, that like my grandfather used to say, since there are no signs -- you just be ready today, but work as if it won't happen in your lifetime. And, what gets to me, is I have to keep going back and repeating to some friends of mine the facts that they could be in a car accident and be gone in an hour -- and that would be their rapture! thea
On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 11:43 AM, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>wrote:
> On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 9:42 AM, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Medusa, I was joining you in laughing, and wondering what calendar he was >> reading. -- thea
> Thea. You believe in the Rapture. Why don't you take him up on his offer > ;-)
>> On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 11:38 AM, Medusa <Medusa4...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> FreeThinker wrote:
>>> > Dear Christians,
>>> > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You >>> > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to >>> > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if >>> > you look hard enough.
>>> <snip rest of crap>
>>> BRAHAHAHAHA!!! I haven't laughed this hard since watching Sarah Palin >>> demonstrating how well she doesn't know the Constritution.
>>> This _is_ a parody, rigtht?
>>> Medusa
> -- > Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
> "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert > Ingersoll.
I'm not a pre-millenialist. Fact is, I'm not entirely sure what one
is.
So what services are you going to attempt to offer me heathen? My pets
are holier then thou regardless (1 Corinthians 7:14). And my pets will
fight alongside me in the Battle of Armageddon (so said Dizzyrae -
where has she been anyway?). And you're the first one going down!
On Oct 4, 8:58 am, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote:
> The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You
> just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to
> some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if
> you look hard enough.
> Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS
> when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating the
> law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus
> Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed
> them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you
> are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball
> behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals in
> many instances:
> - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed except
> the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark
> - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is
> pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and
> survive -- not to get high on the smell)
> - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see:
> Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist,
> apparently)
> This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover.
> Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the
> wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would
> like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care
> takers.
> For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will
> feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make
> sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with
> me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters
> mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in
> the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in case
> it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 10:04 AM, Chris <chrism3...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I'm not a pre-millenialist. Fact is, I'm not entirely sure what one > is.
> So what services are you going to attempt to offer me heathen? My pets > are holier then thou regardless (1 Corinthians 7:14). And my pets will > fight alongside me in the Battle of Armageddon (so said Dizzyrae - > where has she been anyway?). And you're the first one going down!
> On Oct 4, 8:58 am, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote: > > Dear Christians,
> > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if > > you look hard enough.
> > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating the > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals in > > many instances:
> > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed except > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and > > survive -- not to get high on the smell) > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see: > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist, > > apparently)
> > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover. > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care > > takers.
> > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in case > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
-- Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
"We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
"Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert Ingersoll.
> On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 10:04 AM, Chris <chrism3...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > I'm not a pre-millenialist. Fact is, I'm not entirely sure what one
> > is.
> > So what services are you going to attempt to offer me heathen? My pets
> > are holier then thou regardless (1 Corinthians 7:14). And my pets will
> > fight alongside me in the Battle of Armageddon (so said Dizzyrae -
> > where has she been anyway?). And you're the first one going down!
> My cat's cuter than yours :P
> > On Oct 4, 8:58 am, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Dear Christians,
> > > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You
> > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to
> > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if
> > > you look hard enough.
> > > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS
> > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating the
> > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus
> > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed
> > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you
> > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball
> > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> > > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals in
> > > many instances:
> > > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed except
> > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark
> > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is
> > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and
> > > survive -- not to get high on the smell)
> > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see:
> > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist,
> > > apparently)
> > > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover.
> > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the
> > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would
> > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care
> > > takers.
> > > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will
> > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make
> > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with
> > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters
> > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> > > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in
> > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in case
> > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
> --
> Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
> "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our
> peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of
> ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition,
> and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert
> Ingersoll.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 10:48 AM, Chris <chrism3...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> He's cute, but I can top him easily. Blueberry is a > sock_knocker_offer. Show me how to do it and you'll see.
> On Oct 4, 10:38 am, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote: > > On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 10:04 AM, Chris <chrism3...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > I'm not a pre-millenialist. Fact is, I'm not entirely sure what one > > > is.
> > > So what services are you going to attempt to offer me heathen? My pets > > > are holier then thou regardless (1 Corinthians 7:14). And my pets will > > > fight alongside me in the Battle of Armageddon (so said Dizzyrae - > > > where has she been anyway?). And you're the first one going down!
> > My cat's cuter than yours :P
> > > On Oct 4, 8:58 am, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > Dear Christians,
> > > > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You > > > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it > to > > > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if > > > > you look hard enough.
> > > > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS > > > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating > the > > > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus > > > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed > > > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you > > > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball > > > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> > > > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals > in > > > > many instances:
> > > > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed > except > > > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark > > > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is > > > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and > > > > survive -- not to get high on the smell) > > > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see: > > > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist, > > > > apparently)
> > > > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover. > > > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the > > > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would > > > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care > > > > takers.
> > > > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will > > > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make > > > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with > > > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters > > > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> > > > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in > > > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in > case > > > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
> > -- > > Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
> > "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our > > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> > "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of > > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, > > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" > --Robert > > Ingersoll.
> > 19-09-06_0843.jpg > > 4KViewDownload
-- Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
"We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
"Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert Ingersoll.
> If you post by email just attach the picture to your email like you would > any attachment and it will display.
> On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 10:48 AM, Chris <chrism3...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> He's cute, but I can top him easily. Blueberry is a >> sock_knocker_offer. Show me how to do it and you'll see.
>> On Oct 4, 10:38 am, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote: >> > On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 10:04 AM, Chris <chrism3...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> > > I'm not a pre-millenialist. Fact is, I'm not entirely sure what one >> > > is.
>> > > So what services are you going to attempt to offer me heathen? My pets >> > > are holier then thou regardless (1 Corinthians 7:14). And my pets will >> > > fight alongside me in the Battle of Armageddon (so said Dizzyrae - >> > > where has she been anyway?). And you're the first one going down!
>> > My cat's cuter than yours :P
>> > > On Oct 4, 8:58 am, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote: >> > > > Dear Christians,
>> > > > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. >> You >> > > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it >> to >> > > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if >> > > > you look hard enough.
>> > > > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS >> > > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating >> the >> > > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus >> > > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed >> > > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when >> you >> > > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby >> Hairball >> > > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
>> > > > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals >> in >> > > > many instances:
>> > > > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed >> except >> > > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark >> > > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is >> > > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat >> and >> > > > survive -- not to get high on the smell) >> > > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see: >> > > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist, >> > > > apparently)
>> > > > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover. >> > > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer >> the >> > > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would >> > > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care >> > > > takers.
>> > > > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will >> > > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and >> make >> > > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with >> > > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters >> > > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
>> > > > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in >> > > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in >> case >> > > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
>> > "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at >> our >> > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
>> > "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of >> > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, >> > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" >> --Robert >> > Ingersoll.
>> > 19-09-06_0843.jpg >> > 4KViewDownload
> -- > Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
> "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert > Ingersoll.
-- Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
"We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
"Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert Ingersoll.
> If you post by email just attach the picture to your email like you would
> any attachment and it will display.
> On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 10:48 AM, Chris <chrism3...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > He's cute, but I can top him easily. Blueberry is a
> > sock_knocker_offer. Show me how to do it and you'll see.
> > On Oct 4, 10:38 am, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 10:04 AM, Chris <chrism3...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > I'm not a pre-millenialist. Fact is, I'm not entirely sure what one
> > > > is.
> > > > So what services are you going to attempt to offer me heathen? My pets
> > > > are holier then thou regardless (1 Corinthians 7:14). And my pets will
> > > > fight alongside me in the Battle of Armageddon (so said Dizzyrae -
> > > > where has she been anyway?). And you're the first one going down!
> > > My cat's cuter than yours :P
> > > > On Oct 4, 8:58 am, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > Dear Christians,
> > > > > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You
> > > > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it
> > to
> > > > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if
> > > > > you look hard enough.
> > > > > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS
> > > > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating
> > the
> > > > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus
> > > > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed
> > > > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you
> > > > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball
> > > > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> > > > > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals
> > in
> > > > > many instances:
> > > > > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed
> > except
> > > > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark
> > > > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is
> > > > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and
> > > > > survive -- not to get high on the smell)
> > > > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see:
> > > > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist,
> > > > > apparently)
> > > > > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover.
> > > > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the
> > > > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would
> > > > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care
> > > > > takers.
> > > > > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will
> > > > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make
> > > > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with
> > > > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters
> > > > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> > > > > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in
> > > > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in
> > case
> > > > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
> > > "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our
> > > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> > > "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of
> > > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition,
> > > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?"
> > --Robert
> > > Ingersoll.
> > > 19-09-06_0843.jpg
> > > 4KViewDownload
> --
> Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
> "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our
> peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of
> ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition,
> and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert
> Ingersoll.
> On Oct 4, 10:58 am, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote: > > If you post by email just attach the picture to your email like you would > > any attachment and it will display.
> > On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 10:48 AM, Chris <chrism3...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > He's cute, but I can top him easily. Blueberry is a > > > sock_knocker_offer. Show me how to do it and you'll see.
> > > On Oct 4, 10:38 am, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 10:04 AM, Chris <chrism3...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > I'm not a pre-millenialist. Fact is, I'm not entirely sure what one > > > > > is.
> > > > > So what services are you going to attempt to offer me heathen? My > pets > > > > > are holier then thou regardless (1 Corinthians 7:14). And my pets > will > > > > > fight alongside me in the Battle of Armageddon (so said Dizzyrae - > > > > > where has she been anyway?). And you're the first one going down!
> > > > > > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. > You > > > > > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie > it > > > to > > > > > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it > if > > > > > > you look hard enough.
> > > > > > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR > PETS > > > > > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens > (violating > > > the > > > > > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus > > > > > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will > feed > > > > > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when > you > > > > > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby > Hairball > > > > > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> > > > > > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for > animals > > > in > > > > > > many instances:
> > > > > > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed > > > except > > > > > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark > > > > > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is > > > > > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat > and > > > > > > survive -- not to get high on the smell) > > > > > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see: > > > > > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist, > > > > > > apparently)
> > > > > > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet > lover. > > > > > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer > the > > > > > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I > would > > > > > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' > care > > > > > > takers.
> > > > > > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I > will > > > > > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and > make > > > > > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time > with > > > > > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those > monsters > > > > > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets > first.
> > > > > > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers > in > > > > > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in > > > case > > > > > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
> > > > "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at > our > > > > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> > > > "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas > of > > > > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of > superstition, > > > > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" > > > --Robert > > > > Ingersoll.
> > > > 19-09-06_0843.jpg > > > > 4KViewDownload
> > -- > > Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
> > "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our > > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> > "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of > > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, > > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" > --Robert > > Ingersoll.
-- Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
"We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
"Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert Ingersoll.
Excellent. I would like to make a counter offer that muslim and christian can go for. I will guarentee that the deceased will produce offspring from 72 virgins a year for eternity. God has graciously agreed to leave me alive to gaurd the virgins as I was once a sailor and therefore can be truted around nubile young women...
on 10/4/08 10:58 AM, FreeThinker at kiphug...@gmail.com wrote:
> The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if > you look hard enough.
> Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating the > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals in > many instances:
> - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed except > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and > survive -- not to get high on the smell) > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see: > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist, > apparently)
> This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover. > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care > takers.
> For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in case > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
>> The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You >> just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to >> some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if >> you look hard enough.
> <snip rest of crap>
> BRAHAHAHAHA!!! I haven't laughed this hard since watching Sarah Palin > demonstrating how well she doesn't know the Constritution.
You know, done right this could actually be a profitable enterprise.
Rapture web page designers actually get "tribulation saints" to swear
to pick up the slack in the event of their removal.
On Oct 4, 9:58 am, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote:
> The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You
> just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to
> some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if
> you look hard enough.
> Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS
> when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating the
> law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus
> Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed
> them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you
> are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball
> behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals in
> many instances:
> - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed except
> the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark
> - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is
> pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and
> survive -- not to get high on the smell)
> - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see:
> Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist,
> apparently)
> This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover.
> Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the
> wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would
> like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care
> takers.
> For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will
> feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make
> sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with
> me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters
> mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in
> the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in case
> it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 2:58 PM, Dev <thedevil...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> You know, done right this could actually be a profitable enterprise. > Rapture web page designers actually get "tribulation saints" to swear > to pick up the slack in the event of their removal.
Well you guys can pool your funds and pay me to build the web page for you ;-)
> On Oct 4, 9:58 am, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote: > > Dear Christians,
> > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if > > you look hard enough.
> > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating the > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals in > > many instances:
> > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed except > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and > > survive -- not to get high on the smell) > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see: > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist, > > apparently)
> > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover. > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care > > takers.
> > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in case > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
-- Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
"We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
"Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert Ingersoll.
On Oct 4, 3:04 pm, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 2:58 PM, Dev <thedevil...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> > You know, done right this could actually be a profitable enterprise.
> > Rapture web page designers actually get "tribulation saints" to swear
> > to pick up the slack in the event of their removal.
> Well you guys can pool your funds and pay me to build the web page for you
> ;-)
> > On Oct 4, 9:58 am, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Dear Christians,
> > > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You
> > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it to
> > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if
> > > you look hard enough.
> > > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS
> > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating the
> > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus
> > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed
> > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you
> > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball
> > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> > > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals in
> > > many instances:
> > > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed except
> > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark
> > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is
> > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and
> > > survive -- not to get high on the smell)
> > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see:
> > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist,
> > > apparently)
> > > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover.
> > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the
> > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would
> > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care
> > > takers.
> > > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will
> > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make
> > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with
> > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters
> > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> > > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in
> > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in case
> > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
> --
> Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
> "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our
> peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of
> ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition,
> and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert
> Ingersoll.- Hide quoted text -
On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 10:09 AM, BlueSci <blue...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Oct 4, 3:04 pm, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote: > > On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 2:58 PM, Dev <thedevil...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> > > You know, done right this could actually be a profitable enterprise. > > > Rapture web page designers actually get "tribulation saints" to swear > > > to pick up the slack in the event of their removal.
> > Well you guys can pool your funds and pay me to build the web page for > you > > ;-)
> > > On Oct 4, 9:58 am, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > Dear Christians,
> > > > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You > > > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it > to > > > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if > > > > you look hard enough.
> > > > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS > > > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating > the > > > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus > > > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed > > > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you > > > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball > > > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> > > > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals > in > > > > many instances:
> > > > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed > except > > > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark > > > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is > > > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and > > > > survive -- not to get high on the smell) > > > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see: > > > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist, > > > > apparently)
> > > > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover. > > > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the > > > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would > > > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care > > > > takers.
> > > > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will > > > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make > > > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with > > > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters > > > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> > > > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in > > > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in > case > > > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
> > -- > > Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
> > "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our > > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> > "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of > > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, > > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" > --Robert > > Ingersoll.- Hide quoted text -
> > - Show quoted text -
-- Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
"We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
"Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert Ingersoll.
> On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 10:09 AM, BlueSci <blue...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > On Oct 4, 3:04 pm, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 2:58 PM, Dev <thedevil...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> > > > You know, done right this could actually be a profitable enterprise.
> > > > Rapture web page designers actually get "tribulation saints" to swear
> > > > to pick up the slack in the event of their removal.
> > > Well you guys can pool your funds and pay me to build the web page for
> > you
> > > ;-)
> > Perhaps I ought to get on board with this. I haven't been able to
> > find a way to make money with my disability, but this I could do!
> Heh. Well all four of us could get together ;-)
> > > > On Oct 4, 9:58 am, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > Dear Christians,
> > > > > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. You
> > > > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie it
> > to
> > > > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it if
> > > > > you look hard enough.
> > > > > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR PETS
> > > > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens (violating
> > the
> > > > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus
> > > > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will feed
> > > > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when you
> > > > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby Hairball
> > > > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> > > > > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for animals
> > in
> > > > > many instances:
> > > > > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed
> > except
> > > > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark
> > > > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is
> > > > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat and
> > > > > survive -- not to get high on the smell)
> > > > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see:
> > > > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist,
> > > > > apparently)
> > > > > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet lover.
> > > > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer the
> > > > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I would
> > > > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' care
> > > > > takers.
> > > > > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I will
> > > > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and make
> > > > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time with
> > > > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those monsters
> > > > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets first.
> > > > > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers in
> > > > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in
> > case
> > > > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
> > > "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our
> > > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> > > "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of
> > > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition,
> > > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?"
> > --Robert
> > > Ingersoll.- Hide quoted text -
> > > - Show quoted text -
> --
> Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
> "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our
> peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of
> ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition,
> and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert
> Ingersoll.
On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 2:00 PM, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote:
> The competition will be fierce in the post rapture market as there > will be a lot of non-believers that will be left behind. ;)
Well since only 144,000 believers are going to be selected for the Rapture, we will still have the much larger Tribulations market to exploit. There should be room for all ;-)
> On Oct 6, 6:11 am, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote: > > On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 10:09 AM, BlueSci <blue...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > On Oct 4, 3:04 pm, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 2:58 PM, Dev <thedevil...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> > > > > You know, done right this could actually be a profitable > enterprise. > > > > > Rapture web page designers actually get "tribulation saints" to > swear > > > > > to pick up the slack in the event of their removal.
> > > > Well you guys can pool your funds and pay me to build the web page > for > > > you > > > > ;-)
> > > > > > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. > You > > > > > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie > it > > > to > > > > > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it > if > > > > > > you look hard enough.
> > > > > > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR > PETS > > > > > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens > (violating > > > the > > > > > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus > > > > > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will > feed > > > > > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when > you > > > > > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby > Hairball > > > > > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> > > > > > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for > animals > > > in > > > > > > many instances:
> > > > > > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed > > > except > > > > > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark > > > > > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is > > > > > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat > and > > > > > > survive -- not to get high on the smell) > > > > > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see: > > > > > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist, > > > > > > apparently)
> > > > > > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet > lover. > > > > > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer > the > > > > > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I > would > > > > > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' > care > > > > > > takers.
> > > > > > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I > will > > > > > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and > make > > > > > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time > with > > > > > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those > monsters > > > > > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets > first.
> > > > > > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers > in > > > > > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in > > > case > > > > > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
> > > > "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at > our > > > > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> > > > "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas > of > > > > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of > superstition, > > > > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" > > > --Robert > > > > Ingersoll.- Hide quoted text -
> > > > - Show quoted text -
> > -- > > Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
> > "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our > > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> > "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of > > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, > > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" > --Robert > > Ingersoll.
-- Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
"We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
"Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" --Robert Ingersoll.
On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 4:00 PM, FreeThinker <kiphug...@gmail.com> wrote:
> The competition will be fierce in the post rapture market as there > will be a lot of non-believers that will be left behind. ;)
Yeah! and the interesting thing is that the people left behind will receive a *strong delusion* that they will believe the lie that the Anti-Christ is the Jewish Messiah!! thea
> On Oct 6, 6:11 am, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote: > > On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 10:09 AM, BlueSci <blue...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > On Oct 4, 3:04 pm, "Trance Gemini" <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 2:58 PM, Dev <thedevil...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> > > > > You know, done right this could actually be a profitable > enterprise. > > > > > Rapture web page designers actually get "tribulation saints" to > swear > > > > > to pick up the slack in the event of their removal.
> > > > Well you guys can pool your funds and pay me to build the web page > for > > > you > > > > ;-)
> > > > > > The rapture is near -- and you know it! The signs are everywhere. > You > > > > > > just need to find some obscure event happening right now and tie > it > > > to > > > > > > some obscure apocalyptic reference in the Bible. You can find it > if > > > > > > you look hard enough.
> > > > > > Now, have you ever given any thought WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR > PETS > > > > > > when they are left behind and you ascend to the heavens > (violating > > > the > > > > > > law of gravity, mind you) to meet your one and true Savior, Jesus > > > > > > Christ? Yes, they will be left here on Earth, alone. Who will > feed > > > > > > them, play with them, take them out for walks, or bathe them when > you > > > > > > are gone? Will you leave cute little Fifi and playful chubby > Hairball > > > > > > behind to fend for themselves? Of course you wouldn't!
> > > > > > This is no laughing matter. God has shown his disregard for > animals > > > in > > > > > > many instances:
> > > > > > - the Great Flood where all the animals in the world are killed > > > except > > > > > > the ones lucky enough to make it in the ark > > > > > > - "burnt offerings" of animals just because the "odor is > > > > > > pleasing" (personally, I love a good BBQ, too, but I do it to eat > and > > > > > > survive -- not to get high on the smell) > > > > > > - killing animals that have been a victim of bestiality (see: > > > > > > Leviticus 20:15 -- it's not enough to just kill the rapist, > > > > > > apparently)
> > > > > > This is where I can help you. I am an atheist and I am a pet > lover. > > > > > > Surely, when the rapture occurs, I will be left behind (to suffer > the > > > > > > wrath of your loving God and all). As I will be left behind, I > would > > > > > > like to offer my services to you, the saved ones, as your pets' > care > > > > > > takers.
> > > > > > For a fee, I will take care of your pets like I would my own. I > will > > > > > > feed them regularly, play with them all the time, walk them, and > make > > > > > > sure they remain clean at all times. They will have a fun time > with > > > > > > me. And when the time comes for me to be tortured by those > monsters > > > > > > mentioned in Revelation, I will humanely euthanize your pets > first.
> > > > > > Unfortunately, payment is required up front. Some semi-believers > in > > > > > > the rapture have offered to arrange payment post rapture (just in > > > case > > > > > > it doesn't happen). This offer is only for the true believers.
> > > > "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at > our > > > > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> > > > "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas > of > > > > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of > superstition, > > > > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" > > > --Robert > > > > Ingersoll.- Hide quoted text -
> > > > - Show quoted text -
> > -- > > Trance Gemini, AvC Anti-Spam Brigade.
> > "We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our > > peril, risk and hazard." ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764
> > "Is it a small thing to make men truly free -- to destroy the dogmas of > > ignorance, prejudice and power -- the poisoned fables of superstition, > > and drive from the beautiful face of the earth the fiend of Fear?" > --Robert > > Ingersoll.
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