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John Conner

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Apr 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/19/99
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Ugh, I think I am going to be sick. Not that there is anything wrong
with that. :)

John Reynolds <mjo...@erinet.com> wrote in message
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> Um, can I join you in that shower?
>
> John
>
> P.S. Hey, how was I supposed to reply to this post?
>
> Joe M wrote in message <371D1E85...@uswest.net>...
> >Man, you've been out slumming again, look what you brought back to
> >our NG!! Shame on you, at least have the courtesy to scrape that shit
>
>
>

Joe M

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Man, you've been out slumming again, look what you brought back to
our NG!! Shame on you, at least have the courtesy to scrape that shit

off the bottom of your shoe before you track it into our newsgroup!!
After reading the rantings by these foaming at the mouth maniacs,
I need to take a hot shower just to remove the stench!!

Joe M


John Reynolds

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Um, can I join you in that shower?

John

P.S. Hey, how was I supposed to reply to this post?

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Omar Kaminski

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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ROTFL!

Omar

MntDew

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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dont forget about me baby ; ) i like showers... Joe M is my mistress

i have made you gay John...

tchrlee

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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hehe


MntDew <sc...@nospam.idsi.net> wrote in message
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John Reynolds

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Please don't tell my wife. . .she doesn't suspect yet.

John

P.S. Some of the csiphv freaks even started calling me gay, since they ran
out of other names. I was emotionally devastated ;)


MntDew wrote in message <7fj6rp$g2q$1...@news.3dfx.com>...

Gonzo

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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LOL...sniff sniff...Hey, you guys smell something?? :o)

John Reynolds wrote in message <7fj3gl$el2$1...@news.3dfx.com>...

MntDew

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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trolls

John Reynolds

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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What?!!! Joe M and I are trolls now? Give me a break! If you weren't
sniffing around my Inbox like a lost little puppy in love all the time. .
.sheesh. Go to a local bar and hit on some fraternity dude; odds are you'll
score.

John

MntDew wrote in message <7fj8ch$gl3$1...@news.3dfx.com>...
>trolls
>
>

MntDew

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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> What?!!! Joe M and I are trolls now?

(no my lovers)

> Give me a break!

what?

>If you weren't sniffing around my Inbox like a lost little puppy in love
all the time. .

WHAT?!

> .sheesh. Go to a local bar and hit on some fraternity dude; odds are
you'll
> score.

did i push the "freak out" button?!?! wtf man! i was saying i smell
trolls... not saying they were you! you know i love yoiu guys (and i am not
being 'gay jokeing') you guys rock...

Brett Loe

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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> Please don't tell my wife. . .she doesn't suspect yet.
>
> John
>

Thank God!!!!!!!!!

You had me wondering there for a moment dude.

Brett (keep that sausage away from me) Loe

H.O.C.K.E.Y.

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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lol!

--
___________H.O.C.K.E.Y.
_______________ICQ# 18170907
Shall we shag now or shag later?
__________remove ** to reply


John Reynolds <mjo...@erinet.com> wrote in message

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> Please don't tell my wife. . .she doesn't suspect yet.
>
> John
>

John Reynolds

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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hehe, got you. ;)

John

John Reynolds

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Seriously?! It would actually bother/upset/unnerve you if I were gay (which
I'm not--sorry MntDew)? Not to get on a soapbox, but what anyone who posts
in here does with his/her sex life. . .well, so long as it's between
consenting adults, I really don't care. I guess I tend to use humor that I
know shocks people, and since I'm long past caring what people think, well.
. . .

John

Brett Loe wrote in message <7fj9ej$h3k$1...@news.3dfx.com>...

John Reynolds

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Yea, but I'm yours.

John

MntDew wrote in message <7fj9go$h42$1...@news.3dfx.com>...
>
>= P
>
>

MntDew

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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there goes the "freak out" button = P

and i also an not gay.. but if i were - i would be stalking you JR

John Reynolds

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Hey, I'm a sexy dude. What can I say? My words are like silken bonds of
same-sex magnetism. Ahhh, I don't believe I just wrote that. F*&$ I need
help. Excuse me while I go puke my dinner up.

John

MntDew

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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john...

you have a wife right?

you not gay right?

you have a wife right? not gay - wife - not gay - wife

reclaim your "man hood" and 'boink' your wife

MntDew

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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while your at it - go "talk" to your wife... (wink, wink)

John Reynolds

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Huh?

John

MntDew wrote in message <7fjadp$hi0$1...@news.3dfx.com>...

eps

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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are you trying to tell us something?

John Reynolds

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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I didn't know I had to 'reclaim' my manhood, but thanks for the suggestion.
The thought would never have otherwise occurred to me (sheesh, what a
dumbass <g>).

John

MntDew wrote in message <7fjal4$hj8$1...@news.3dfx.com>...

MntDew

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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1) how long have you been married?
2) how old are you?
3) no you dont have to reclaim anything - that was my lead up to suggesting
a 'boink'

John Reynolds

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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None of your business.

John

P.S. Still young enough to rock your world, sugah!!

John Reynolds

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Since you're dying to know, I'm 34. Ancient to some, young to others. I
like to think I'm in my prime; everything still works, and I'm wiser/smarter
than I was in my 20s.

John

P.S. Are you now going to leave me for a younger man?

MntDew wrote in message <7fjdc9$ina$1...@news.3dfx.com>...
>hey lover - you can tell me - jeeze man - 40? 30? 50? 20?
>
>why bother keep things to yourself - i know about gary p ; )
>
>

MntDew

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Gary Peterson

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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John,

> Since you're dying to know, I'm 34. Ancient to some, young to others. I
> like to think I'm in my prime; everything still works, and I'm wiser/smarter
> than I was in my 20s.
>

> P.S. Are you now going to leave me for a younger man?
>
> MntDew wrote in message <7fjdc9$ina$1...@news.3dfx.com>...

> >hey lover - you can tell me - jeeze man - 40? 30? 50? 20?
> >
> >why bother keep things to yourself - i know about gary p ; )

Damn young whiper-snappers :) BTW: 34 is a great age to be John.

GaryP

MntDew

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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where did you get that?

i dont see it posted...

MntDew

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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OE5 - bug? i dont see my post (why keep it from me) and i dont see JR's
reply - but i see the reply's to JR's post... wtf?!


SHS

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Apr 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/20/99
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Hey you are same age as me hehe who count anyway not me that for sure.
WoW even the same yrs Dbl hehe by chage where you born in Feb ?


Omar Kaminski

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Hi granpa John! :P

Omar


John Reynolds wrote:
>
> Since you're dying to know, I'm 34. Ancient to some, young to others. I
> like to think I'm in my prime; everything still works, and I'm wiser/smarter
> than I was in my 20s.
>

> John

Omar Kaminski

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Just above mine!

Omar

MntDew

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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damn OE5 bugs...

Ivan Tirado

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Bah!


MntDew wrote in message <7fjkp8$lml$1...@news.3dfx.com>...
>damn OE5 bugs...
>
>

Brett Loe

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Would not bother me at all honey! :-P

Brett

I was merely joining in on the party.

Rocket

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Must be your computer! OE5 works great here!

Dave

MntDew <sc...@nospam.idsi.net> wrote in message
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> damn OE5 bugs...
>
>

John Reynolds

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Um, honey? I just love to talk sweet to me Brett.

John

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John Reynolds

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Bite me sonny!

John
Brett Loe wrote in message <7fjt15$oo3$1...@news.3dfx.com>...


"I like to think I'm in my prime"

Funny thing....My dad still says that.

Brett

tjohn2

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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John Reynolds <mjo...@erinet.com> wrote in message
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> Um, honey? I just love to talk sweet to me Brett.
>
> John
>

> Brett Loe wrote in message <7fk0jp$qbn$1...@news.3dfx.com>...
> >Would not bother me at all honey! :-P
>

Give us a break!!!!!!!!!

John Reynolds

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Awww shucks.

John

tjohn2 wrote in message <7fkfdk$28i$1...@news.3dfx.com>...
>Give us a break!!!!!!!!!

MntDew

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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-- TRAMP! your slut! dammit - ill trade your ass for a pack of smokes bitch

now break me off a piece of dat ass, bitch!

Brett Loe

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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I am sorry John but "Honey" is as far as the Brettmiester will go. I am
sorry to say that I must exclude myself from your steamy love polygon.

Brett

John Reynolds

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Hey, it ain't mine! Won't go there, won't touch it.

John

Brett Loe wrote in message <7fl4ta$h59$1...@news.3dfx.com>...

John Reynolds

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Okay, I think this has gone far enough. I can just about imagine you typing
with only one hand right now, which isn't an erotic mental image for me. I
think this thread needs to die a quick death.

John

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Brett Loe

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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"Okay, I think this has gone far enough. I can just about imagine you
typing
with only one hand right now, which isn't an erotic mental image for me. I
think this thread needs to die a quick death."

Hmmm. Whatsa matter John? Has your wife been reading this newsgroup behind
your back? (g)

Brett


John Reynolds

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Hardy har har. Yea, she's finally found me out. . .my deepest, darkest
secret has been revealed, here in the V3 NG. Oh, whoez me.

John

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MntDew

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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well like i say

i am not the expert on V3... i come here to ask questions and answer newbie
questions (ie - V2 SLI is 24mb right?) so i figure - ill try to be comic
relief... ; )

i saw an oportunity (to spell that wrong) and i took it ; )

John Reynolds

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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Just don't type with only one hand and we'll be cool, okay?

John ;)

MntDew wrote in message <7flth6$rci$1...@news.3dfx.com>...
>well like i say

MntDew

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Apr 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM4/21/99
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cause i got one hand... and the other....

ok man... no more hanky panky

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