<snip crap>
Oh did big bad K-Man point out how much of a fuckwit you are?
Post your home address Ill send you a box of hankies.
> Kadaitcha, can you still hear me buddy? Are you still there, anywhere? I
> read about your horrifying experience at such a young age of 49 years,
> that is some hard news for anyone.
>
> I can only say that I hope you die a painful death, you know, just for the
> hell of it. I mean, why not a painful death? You could revel in it and
> report back to the newsgroups with daily excerpts on the level of agony
> you are presently in at any given time.
>
> One could further hope that your stinking children will hate your
> worthless memory for leaving them alone, without their father.
>
> Hopefully, as I am composing this post, you are writhing in a corner of
> your home, shriveled and contorted into a quivering and shaking mass.
>
> You stated that you were a loner. This is good, hopefully only 2 or 3
> people will mourn you after you are gone. There is nothing more pitiful
> than a funeral where employees of the funeral home are used as pall
> bearers. LOL
>
> Why don't you web-cam your current state so we can all see your
> debilitation stage and crack jokes about it and stuff, that would be
> fantastic and so fitting.
>
> Forever,
You need a Busted Urinal nomination.
--
________________________________________________________________________
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"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
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No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
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I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
>Kadaitcha, can you still hear me buddy? Are you still there,
>anywhere? I read about your horrifying experience at such a young age
>of 49 years, that is some hard news for anyone.
>
>I can only say that I hope you die a painful death, you know, just for
>the hell of it. I mean, why not a painful death? You could revel in
>it and report back to the newsgroups with daily excerpts on the level
>of agony you are presently in at any given time.
Why not make a movie out of it? Something like "The stinking and
rotten death of the Kadaitcha Man... for you to enjoy!"
>
>One could further hope that your stinking children will hate your
>worthless memory for leaving them alone, without their father.
>
>Hopefully, as I am composing this post, you are writhing in a corner
>of your home, shriveled and contorted into a quivering and shaking
>mass.
>
>You stated that you were a loner. This is good, hopefully only 2 or 3
>people will mourn you after you are gone. There is nothing more
Well how about the idiots gathering in this ng? Their source of
inspiration is about to die. Anyway, the number of ppl who do mourn
about him is still nothing compared to the number of ppl enjoying his
death or who simply don't give a fuck about him.. (like me).
>pitiful than a funeral where employees of the funeral home are used as
>pall bearers. LOL
>
>Why don't you web-cam your current state so we can all see your
>debilitation stage and crack jokes about it and stuff, that would be
>fantastic and so fitting.
>
That would be great, lol!
You are sending out a message of hate, and I can assure you,
that it will reflect back to you. You do not understand, that hate,
anger, and all feelings that are negative, are destructive.
Perhaps it was this very action of negativity that brought K-man into this
situation in the first place.
There is a lesson to be learn here. I hope Kadaitcha will live,
and learn from this experience, and comes out a winner and transformed.
But there is a lesson here for people who have an urge to feel good about
his
situation. This is frightening. I can say that this shows the core of a man.
The kernel of his being. You should rethink what you said...
I think you owe an apology, here publicly.
Try to open your mind.... and your heart...
"Ctrl?/Alt?/Del?" <Ctrl、/Alt、/Del、@dac..com> wrote in message
news:gj8vo25m3fak06n2q...@4ax.com...
> Kadaitcha, can you still hear me buddy? Are you still there,
> anywhere? I read about your horrifying experience at such a young age
> of 49 years, that is some hard news for anyone.
>
> I can only say that I hope you die a painful death, you know, just for
> the hell of it. I mean, why not a painful death? You could revel in
> it and report back to the newsgroups with daily excerpts on the level
> of agony you are presently in at any given time.
>
> One could further hope that your stinking children will hate your
> worthless memory for leaving them alone, without their father.
>
> Hopefully, as I am composing this post, you are writhing in a corner
> of your home, shriveled and contorted into a quivering and shaking
> mass.
>
> You stated that you were a loner. This is good, hopefully only 2 or 3
> people will mourn you after you are gone. There is nothing more
> pitiful than a funeral where employees of the funeral home are used as
> pall bearers. LOL
>
> Why don't you web-cam your current state so we can all see your
> debilitation stage and crack jokes about it and stuff, that would be
> fantastic and so fitting.
>
> Forever,
>
> Altimer
> --
> All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
> into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.
This is too funny.
KM ciaims to have terminal cancer.
The only people he has to pour out his woes to
are in usenet. The vast majority will be like me
and find it cheering news on an xmas morn.
The only ones to show any concern for the evil
and pathetic soon-to-be-dead KM are the usual
tossers, the JH's, gazwads etc These being fat
balding inadequate epileptic loners who are
totally addicted to usenet and type out their
shit day in and day out.
All KM has to look forward to are huge doses of
morphine, administered as his condition rapidly
deteriorates.
Initially he will be awash in a sea of hopelessness
and despair, haunted by the realisation that all
his worthless life has amounted to are a few trite
platitudes typed out in usenet by equally worthless
tossers such as himself.
As the cancer spreads and the pain becomes
excruiciatingly unbearable, bedriddden and
without hope, they will increase the dosage of
morphine to induce a pain free coma.
He'll slip away and will soon be forgotten.
So newfox, I suggest you don't give him a second
thought, and get on with your xmas. Thats exactly
what KM would have done if it were you.
You can FOAD, too.
--
You hallucinating cup of seething pig droppings.
I see that you set time aside to humiliate yourself. You ill-natured,
amoebic penile wart.
merry christmas to you too
"Delighted" <you_ar...@nkerz.invalid> wrote in message
news:emog28$86t$1...@aioe.org...
Though I suspect k-man made his post of terminal cancer
just to cheer everyone up for the holidays...
there's also a good chance it's true.
Though he was often pretty rude...
I don't think I wish terminal cancer on anyone.
K-man mentioned a bad motorcycle accident about 9 years ago...
and he always said that he did not have a penis...
so i wonder if there is any connection.
no excuse really for being rude...
but i suppose i can understand his anger
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
Can you give an example of Kadaitcha Man being rude? I don't recall ever
witnessing it.
It was *very* subtle...
easy to miss.
Then again I might have been reading too much into his statements.
I nominate this for the longest PKB in 2006.
Rectum Burrrrrrrrn
>deb
How did you escape the fish farm?
"Rectum Burn" <rectum...@hotmailremovethisspamtrap.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98A47C648D0...@217.22.228.20...
Nor do I.
I'd rather he suffered for a long, long time - and then die from
something else.
It's blasé for me unholy one and another Devil's concubine, blasé for
me. It's blasé for me and an un-Devil's like *Burn*, because you should
be using PREPARATION H and NOT BENGAY on the Devil's Johnson when the
Devil does you.
van Helsing
You failed to trim, properly attribute, or contextualize your question.
Here are some guidelines for how to do that.
http://members.fortunecity.com/nnqweb/nquote.html
news.newusers.questions - Quoting Style in Newsgroup Postings - Q2: How
should I use the quoted text and arrange it with my own text? - Q3: Why
shouldn't I quote the entire posting that I'm responding to?
Here's PKB
http://www.special-dictionary.com/acronyms/p/pkb/pot,kettle,bla.htm PKB
Definition - Pot, Kettle, Black
Absent a properly trimmed and attributed contextualization, the usenet
acronym doesn't make any sense, nor does your question.
>> I nominate this for the longest PKB in 2006.
--
Mike Easter
--
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www.SinrodStudios.com
www.MyConeyIslandMemories.com
youre taking a lot of energy to say it aint worth the energy
meow arf meow - they are performing horrible experiments in space
major grubert is watching you - beware the bakalite
there can only be one or two - the airtight garage has you neo
>Kadaitcha, can you still hear me buddy? Are you still there,
>anywhere? I read about your horrifying experience at such a young age
>of 49 years, that is some hard news for anyone.
>
>I can only say that I hope you die a painful death, you know, just for
>the hell of it. I mean, why not a painful death? You could revel in
>it and report back to the newsgroups with daily excerpts on the level
>of agony you are presently in at any given time.
>
>One could further hope that your stinking children will hate your
>worthless memory for leaving them alone, without their father.
>
>Hopefully, as I am composing this post, you are writhing in a corner
>of your home, shriveled and contorted into a quivering and shaking
>mass.
>
>You stated that you were a loner. This is good, hopefully only 2 or 3
>people will mourn you after you are gone. There is nothing more
>pitiful than a funeral where employees of the funeral home are used as
>pall bearers. LOL
>
>Why don't you web-cam your current state so we can all see your
>debilitation stage and crack jokes about it and stuff, that would be
>fantastic and so fitting.
>
>Forever,
>
>Altimer
AMEN&AMEN
bo
You do realize how this works. The pain and suffering you've wished on
someone else will end up back at you.
> You do realize how this works. The pain and suffering you've wished on
> someone else will end up back at you.
That's a bunch of crap.
--
Regards,
[tv]
...Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Are you trying to come on to me?
Hahaha
Rectum Burrrrrrrrn
To think about them, he means. He's right, too.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.9...@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml
"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh...@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.8...@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com
"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to
describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned
hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing
money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to
reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it
up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when
journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's
careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden
wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted
to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
I think you misunderstand -- "Rectum Burrrrrrrrn" isn't his affliction,
it's his nature...
Are you under the impression that only you can read and interpret plain
English, Altie?
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!! Kallisti!!! mhm 29x21
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM,
CK, POEE, KOTHASK, GGGHD, HCNB, IAC, MWFA
COOSN-029-06-71069
Email popesnarky *at* gmail.com
I want a boyfriend who is sensitive and caring,
but they already have boyfriends.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
"email is not a private form of communication." -- Dustin Cook, in
Message-ID: <1157484607....@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>
"Dustin is FILTH in my opinion. And not for any reason other than
posting Rhonda's personal info." -- Respondant
"After the Swift Boat Veterans who served with Kerry in Vietnam claimed
that Kerry lied about his heroism, the Democrats wanted to make a
similar ad attacking Bush, but they couldn't find anyone who served with
him." -- Anonymous
"You would no longer be here if I were to stop praying for you." Andrew
B. Chung's delusions of grandeur are getting out of hand, in MID:
<1160653810....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
>>>>
>>>
>>>You do realize how this works. The pain and suffering you've wished on
>>>someone else will end up back at you.
>>
>> How does that happen, Optikl, I have never heard of anything like
>> that.
>>
> *What goes 'round, comes 'round.* Believe it, it's true!
>
So based on your theory of "what goes round comes round"
If it's true, then Kadaitcha man has got what he deserves?
He led a slimey life of isolated abusive bullshitting.
He was a friendless, socially inadequate, vicious, pathetic liar.
So you're saying everything KM wished on so many was
actually reflected back on himself?
If so, then based on your "what goes round, comes round"
it should be an agonizingly painful and slow death, alone and
abused by a demented margolotta who finally got a job as a
hospice medical assistant. As his cancer ridden and pain
wrecked body lays on a trolley in his final days, she will be
shitting in his mouth twice daily? And when his wretched body
finally succumbs and he leaves this mortal coil, there will be
no service, no funeral, no cremation, his body will be disposed
of with the trash?
So based on your theory, thats whats going to happen is it?
If true, then there is justice in this world... Poetic justice indeed.
Happy, Happy New Year!
> *What goes 'round, comes 'round.* Believe it, it's true!
No, it's not.
--
Regards,
[tv]
...I slit my throat on the cutting edge of technology.
Can you cite some specific examples, or weblinks, please?
Best wishes to all for a safe and joyous holiday season.
--
If you ever go to a ram-air parachuting party,
and you jump, but your 'chute doesn't open at first,
and your friends are all down there watching you spiral and fall...
I think a funny gag would be to flap your arms and legs
then hold your nose with one hand, and stick the other hand out
and then pretend like you were swimming.
(Don't forget to pull the reserve's rip in a few seconds.)
You got enough problems with the Devil.
>
> Hahaha
>
I can help you but that would require the use of holy water in your
face, a wooden stake through your heart and the chopping off of your
head, to release your hands from your ankles so that you can cross over,
Burrrrrrrn.
Should I put you on the calendar?
Doc. van Helsing
> KM ciaims to have terminal cancer.
I bet he got it from Rhonda.
--
Gary G. Taylor * Pomona, CA * 34.074630°N 117.754195°W
knotgary at knotdonavan dot org http : // www.donavan.org
"The two most abundant substances in the Universe are hydrogen
and stupidity." --Frank Zappa, R.A. Heinlein and many others
"The two most abundant substances in the Universe are hydrogen
and stupidity." --Frank Zappa, R.A. Heinlein and many others"
In your case that's 90% stupidity then, because a human body contains 10%
hydrogen -- Dr. Bill and many others.
This is truly BLASE FOR ME. You're no more than everyone's concubine,
along with the Devil's.
My diagnosis and cure for you is the following:
1) You're just a *dancer* and everyone's concubine, unholy one.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/The_Kadaitcha_Dancers
2) A defanging is in order.
http://images.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/IGS/IGS464/IS405-058.jpg
3) You should have someone toss some in your face.
http://www.discountcatholicstore.com/images/hw-cab.jpg
4) It's time for you to crawl into one.
http://www.batesville.com/html/2.htm
The only thing you can do for anyone is clean the bat shit off of their
shoes and spit shine them with tongue.
5) You should gargle.
http://www.antiquebottletrader.com/swisslargepoisonpo.jpg
Doc. van Helsing
So because a guy pisses off some people on Usenet, that's reason enough
to wish him a horrible death? O-kaaay... overreacting much?? This is the
usenet, not the be-all and end-all of existence. Someone ticks you off
on a newsgroup, ignore 'em. They're not worth the hate.
Now someone who illegally invades countries and drops bombs in kids,
there's someone to hate... let's hope Dubya gets a nasty cancerous
growth!
(Oh, wait, he's already got one, it's called Donald Rumsfeld...)
--
--
* I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me
to expect the worst.
Yahoo: evilbill_agqx
Web: http://www.evilbill.org.uk
Weblinks....Results 1 - 10 of about 35,100,000 for "what goes around comes
around" [definition]. (0.04 seconds)
Old sayings stick around for centuries because people have found truth in
them. If not, they die out. Granted, proof of this would be hard to
document, but it's happened for me a number of times. I can't honestly say
that your statement is false.
its a principle known as karma
right or wrong its an concept known far and wide and well understood
outside of windows geeks
you fuckwit! rumsfeld removed himself from dubya's arse already.
do try and keep up as not to expose your fuckwittedness.
--
sbb78247
speak the truth and leave shortly there after
you are correct... you have an elavated understanding, and you way is a good
one.
Things do work like that, but most people have no clue. They see 2 extremes,
fate or
random events and they chuckle because they say, it cannot be. It eludes
them that it is the human mind and spirit that creates circumstance.
"phrogee" <phr...@greenwater.wet> wrote in message
news:rL6dnQmuhqucLwzY...@insightbb.com...
I see. K-Man really pwned you but good, eh?
>
Then why is it that no matter how many times I wish sheep^h^h^hpeople who
play lotteries good luck on winning millions, I've not yet won millions
myself?
Hmmm?
--
When I'm God
Everyone dies
How about this one:
*Idiots believe in luck*
I like that one.
Fuck off asshole!
<snipped rant unread>
then I can assure you that you will have good results. Provide service of
value
and life will smile upon you.
This knowledge is not new.. its been around since even before documented
history.
There is information around now that explains this in very detail.. because
it has many parameters. It doesn't work exactly as you propose... in that
simplistic way. "wish lottery for others, win lottery".. lol
I have been studying this and other things in depth for over a year..
It is the true understanding in depth and the application of this
information
that is enlightens and provides great power of transformation.
"spooge" <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98A5E091667...@207.14.116.130...
> if you go around and dedicate your energies to really
> benefit others but at the same time respect yourself...
>
> then I can assure you that you will have good results.
> Provide service of value and life will smile upon you.
>
> This knowledge is not new.. its been around since even
> before documented history.
>
> There is information around now that explains this in
> very detail.. because it has many parameters. It doesn't
> work exactly as you propose... in that simplistic way.
> "wish lottery for others, win lottery".. lol
>
> I have been studying this and other things in depth for
> over a year..
>
> It is the true understanding in depth and the application
> of this information that is enlightens and provides great
> power of transformation.
If it's been around "since even before documented history", then how the
hell did you find out about it? Do these voices come from inside your head
or outside of your head?
Where is all this "information around now that explains this..."?
Kalifornia Kook Kolonies are *not* noted for being particularly dependable.
So, you have been studying "this" and "other things" "in depth" "for over a
year..." Wonder what the tuition runs on that course?
Please provide a source or a link for your assertions. It is one thing to
have one's opinions, but it is quite another thing altogether to simply
have some opinions. And then it can be quite a freak-show to actually
"study" these types of "things".
Can you say "dogma"? Very good. Now, can you say "dogmatic"? Even
better...
Now try these: dogmatise, dogmatism, dogmatist, dogmatical...
Now try these: Lassie, Rover, Fido, Goofy...
See where I'm going with this?
Well, I *won't* give you the answer; but, I *will* give you a hint:
( Do *not* drink the kool-aide! )
Salami-on-yer-bacon. [that's A-rab-speak for "peace on you"]
Best wishes to all for a safe and joyous holiday season.
--
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was
going to take my little nieces and nephews to Disneyland,
but instead I drove them to an old burned-out warehouse.
"Oh, no," I exclaimed, "Disneyland has burned down."
They cried and cried... but I think that deep, deep down,
they thought it was a pretty good joke. Or, one day they will.
I started to drive them over to the real Disneyland, but it was
getting pretty late and I didn't want to miss the Oprah show.
I pride myself on being "the sensitive type."
*When* you are: then "everyone" will surely worry about it.
...That you cannot actually read and/or interpret English, regardless of
whether anyone else _can_.
--
Shon'ai COOSN-029-06-71069
"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/
"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: <1161934857....@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
Let me explain how I know it. There is prehistoric knowledge that led the
building of the pyramids that is unexplainable from current knowledge of
archeology. This knowledge did not spring from nowhere but was from other
old civilizations. And indeed new
studies have shown that the sphinx is 10.500 years old and not only 2500.
In the mathematics and architecture of these buildings are encrypted
knowledge
that show that they had a far greeted understanding of things, that we don't
comprehend totally now. unfortunate with the destruction of the library of
Alexandria
most clues have been lost. However there are scholars that have studied much
of this.
And I am studying everything.
> So, you have been studying "this" and "other things" "in depth" "for over
> a
> year..." Wonder what the tuition runs on that course?
I can only laugh with your ignorance, calling kookery whatever you don't
understand.
Your attitude just eliminated your chance. Sorry.. you should have been more
polite..
its not my fault.. if you had a better attitude I would have given you the
information.
You will not find any information for 2 reasons.
1) You are not asking the correct questions
2) You have a perverted conception of reality that does not let you
recognize information for what it is, even if it is presented to you.
Your attitude is that of a real kook, that has dogmas, not a scientific mind
that wants to investigate all possibilities.
To sum it up> You are a loser.
Bye
"Bucky Breeder" <not.her...@nd.gone.fishing.tomorrow.bye> wrote in
message news:Xns98A6471D...@216.151.153.14...
And you got figured out that I'm a loser?
Well, let me respond to your kind adieus like this: If I am a loser, then
you are a monument to all luzers that ever were or ever will be.
Even my recently exorcised "Operating Thetans" are laughing at your
stupidity; to wit, it's like the fucking pyramid, asshole, they built
pyramids because they were too fucking st00pid to build domes back then.
Four straight lines, get it? No, I don't suppose you wood. It's the
"straight" part that confuses you. Obviously so confused too.
The Qabalah, Hermeticism, Gnosticism, The Mandaeans, Shamanism
Rosicrucians are all "secret socities" that are no more that heavily
closeted latent homos in robes. Babble babble bullshit, and you think
you're learning the secrets of life? Hot tip: there ain't no secret, shit-
for-brains. It's all already inside. All you have to do is let it happen
and live it.
You think your running around telling everyone that they know nothing, but
*you* are studying it *all* makes it some sort of reality? Maybe up in
your head somewhere. But you are a shit-head; so who cares anyway?
You can't prove anything! All you can do is spew bullshit and talk about
the spirituality of dirt and dung-piles - and four fucking straight lines
makes a pyramid. Shit, I did that with tinker-toys when I was 3 years old.
Hope you can get your mommy's money back. And I say again
"Do *not* drink the kool-aide!" You fucking psycho-luzer.
You seem to not know much about the pyramids.
First of all a dome would have not lasted so long. a pyramid is the
strongest structure a building can have. Its shape was calculated with
mathematics that were rediscovered
after the renascence. its orientation is according to the earth and stars
with precision
not even current technology standards have. Yes modern architecture allows
more errors in modern buildings than the pyramids have. But it is not the
pyramids alone..
there are other buildings that show understanding of concepts that we can
only start to understand with the Fibonacci number sequence. Some bright men
have been able to start understanding this.. but as I said the real link was
lost with the destruction of
the library of Alexandria. The information is there, encoded in
architecture, mathematics and astronomy. There are some geometric shapes
that are surprising... inside them,
they show that these ancient people had far more knowledge about how the
universe is put together than we thought. And as I said this information
seems to originate from a culture that was pre-ice age. I could point you to
some interesting documentaries
that show people who have devoted their life to understand what has
happened.
There is a missing chapter in human history.... and the reason for the lack
of the information is due to some catastrophic event... some speculate that
it is was the
periodical phase that the core of the galaxy (all galaxies go through this
phase,
but it is not well known in the general public) that emanates a burst of
energy over a period of hundreds of years. The Mayans have recorded this in
their calendar.
I can go on explaining in more depth about ecerything.. but I am sure it
will be a loss of time... you don't want to understand.. only insult.
"Bucky Breeder" <not.her...@nd.gone.fishing.tomorrow.bye> wrote in
message news:Xns98A66DCC...@216.151.153.34...
> Kadaitcha, can you still hear me buddy? Are you still there,
> anywhere? I read about your horrifying experience at such a young age
> of 49 years, that is some hard news for anyone.
>
> I can only say that I hope you die a painful death, you know, just for
> the hell of it. I mean, why not a painful death? You could revel in
> it and report back to the newsgroups with daily excerpts on the level
> of agony you are presently in at any given time.
>
> One could further hope that your stinking children will hate your
> worthless memory for leaving them alone, without their father.
>
> Hopefully, as I am composing this post, you are writhing in a corner
> of your home, shriveled and contorted into a quivering and shaking
> mass.
>
> You stated that you were a loner. This is good, hopefully only 2 or 3
> people will mourn you after you are gone. There is nothing more
> pitiful than a funeral where employees of the funeral home are used as
> pall bearers. LOL
>
> Why don't you web-cam your current state so we can all see your
> debilitation stage and crack jokes about it and stuff, that would be
> fantastic and so fitting.
>
> Forever,
>
> Altimer
For staying up long after midnight on Christmas Eve to demonstrate
that Kadaitcha Man owns him, I nominate CTRL-ALT-DEL for the Edmond
Wollman Rubber Turkey.
Seconds?
PJR :-)
--
xmas: A Mistletoe Avoidance System for X.
Maybe you haven't bought a ticket?
Can someone post his "dying" post or link to it? I've had him blocked fo
\r so long, I can't find it.
--
JK Sinrod
www.SinrodStudios.com
www.MyConeyIslandMemories.com
Absolutely, seconded.
> Can someone post his "dying" post or link to it? I've had him
> blocked fo \r so long, I can't find it.
...why would someone block Kadaitcha Man? It makes no sense.
anyone
maybe any group which devotes so much time and energy
to announcing how much someone is not worth any time or energy
is certainly deserving of something
a life maybe
> <snipped truth rant unread>
Dr. Bill with no comeback.
Dr. Bill didn't read it, oh yeah.
A wooden stake through your heart old Dr. Bill, you dried up fool.
You can crawl and don't you dare walk back to your coffin.
van Helsing
That would make sense for a Devil's and KM's concubine of concubines
like you.
In the name of the Son, the Father and the Holy Ghost, here it is for
you, plain and simple.
My diagnosis and cure for you is the following:
1) You're just a *dancer* and everyone's concubine, unholy one.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/The_Kadaitcha_Dancers
2) A defanging is in order.
http://images.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/IGS/IGS464/IS405-058.jpg
3) You should have someone toss some in your face.
http://www.discountcatholicstore.com/images/hw-cab.jpg
4) It's time for you to crawl into one.
http://www.batesville.com/html/2.htm
The only thing you can do for either of them is clean the bat shit off
of their shoes and spit shine them with your tongue.
5) You should gargle.
http://www.antiquebottletrader.com/swisslargepoisonpo.jpg
Doc. van Helsing
EVERONE knows that the MARTIANS built the pyramids !!!
WHY ???? Because the MARTIANS are not into domes !!!!
Bwajajahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"red nosed reindeer" <-> wrote in message
news:4592...@newsgate.x-privat.org...
Not a clue. I've never blocked anybody on usenet, ever.
If you don't like some twat just don't read their posts, works for me.
Hey that's great for you.... for others we don't want to be clogged up
with dozens of his crappy insults, when we're trying to get some info. It's
OK though, you don't have to understand or agree.
Absolutely not.
<snipped entirely unread>
Looks like everybody is getting to you today. Well, suffer.
Really, I am having a whole lot fun and a <Death Slap> back to you.
You're next on the list.
Death
popsicle stick, maybe
<VBG>
Death
Usenet's Tri-Lambs.
miguel
you are -so- owned
do you have a circle k tatooed on both cheeks
or just one?
> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:27:25 -0800, "Julie" <nos...@nosperm.net>
> wrote:
>
> Absolutely so. It is hilarious to see the "Kook" battalions come
> swarming out when one of their kind gets burned. I burned Kadaitcha
> pretty good, which is appropriate, and they start kook attacking.
>
> I do it all the time, it is not hard at all to get them ruffled. For
> instance, if I wished to do so I could take this thread to over 500 or
> so posts without blinking an eye, but why?
>
> After you do it so many times, get them all twittered up and fawning,
> it gets boring. Their techniques never change, they really have no
> imagination. They get slammed, they weakly attack back, when this
> doesn't work properly, they nominate for some silly award that nobody
> save themselves have heard of.
>
> Really a silly little Usenet world they occupy if you think about it.
>
> Altimer
> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in
> news:Xns98A5E091667...@207.14.116.130:
>>
>> --
>> When I'm God
>> Everyone dies
>
>
> *When* you are: then "everyone" will surely worry about it.
Then there is no need to worry, as there is no such thing as "God".
> Best wishes to all for a safe and joyous holiday season.
--
When I'm God
Everyone dies
> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:04:53 +0000 (UTC), spooge
> <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> "phrogee" <phr...@greenwater.wet> wrote in
>> news:6dKdnWiU_aqHgQzY...@insightbb.com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac..com> wrote in message
>>> news:g471p21mojv2i43d7...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Mon, 25 Dec 2006 20:52:43 -0600, "optikl"
>>>> <opt...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac..com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:d2d0p2te3fosin89q...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> Think of that. As he lay there dying in his home, hooked up to
>>>>>> all kinds of tubes and being fed high powered drugs to abate the
>>>>>> agony, he could have all shapes and forms of "get dead quick"
>>>>>> messages uploaded to his site.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He would love that, he really would, and so would everyone else.
>>>>>> It is a complete win-win situation.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Altie
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You do realize how this works. The pain and suffering you've wished
>>>>>on someone else will end up back at you.
>>>>
>>>> How does that happen, Optikl, I have never heard of anything like
>>>> that.
>>>>
>>> *What goes 'round, comes 'round.* Believe it, it's true!
>>
>> Then why is it that no matter how many times I wish sheep^h^h^hpeople
>> who play lotteries good luck on winning millions, I've not yet won
>> millions myself?
>>
>> Hmmm?
>
> Maybe you haven't bought a ticket?
But that isn't necessary if what goes around comes around. All I have to
do is assist someone else in obtaining riches, and then it becomes my turn.
Show me da MONEY!!
> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:27:25 -0800, "Julie" <nos...@nosperm.net>
> wrote:
>
> Absolutely so. It is hilarious to see the "Kook" battalions come
> swarming out when one of their kind gets burned. I burned Kadaitcha
> pretty good,
No, no you didn't.
> which is appropriate, and they start kook attacking.
>
> I do it all the time,
No, you never have done, and never will do.
> it is not hard at all to get them ruffled. For
> instance, if I wished to do so I could take this thread to over 500 or
> so posts without blinking an eye, but why?
495 of those posts would be people mocking you.
You can call that winning all you like, but that doesn't make it so.
> After you do it so many times,
Translation: "Having never done that."
HTH
> get them all twittered up and fawning,
> it gets boring. Their techniques never change, they really have no
> imagination. They get slammed, they weakly attack back, when this
> doesn't work properly, they nominate for some silly award that nobody
> save themselves have heard of.
And you're not bothered at all. Not. One. Tiny. Bit.
No, not you.
> Really a silly little Usenet world they occupy if you think about it.
It *is* kinda crowded in here between your ears.
have you got a solid scheme to get me a million dollars if i only invest five?
give me the million first and i will give a thousand back not just five
> Sure I did, spooge. That is what has all of you fluttering around so,
> flapping your wings and trying to make a little noise.
youre pretty much everybodys bitch
Probably the only good thing he ever did.
> do try and keep up as not to expose your fuckwittedness.
Just a little sarcasm to brighten up your day.
--
--
* I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me
to expect the worst.
Yahoo: evilbill_agqx
Web: http://www.evilbill.org.uk
Kooks are quite often fascinating, but the more self-absorbed and
attention-seeking ones tend to become a tad dull rather quickly.
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http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
"What are marijuana tablets?"
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
It is my understanding that Dr. Andrew B. Chung has a solid scheme in
operation.
> mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
if you give me a million today
i will gladly pay you on tuesday
Now that's a Wimpy promise! I bet it will pop eyes among the readers.
--
Don Kirkman
I must have missed that.