I've got a WHAT!??

[Kadaitcha Man]

Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and just when
I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life after my whole
world crashed down around my ears earlier this month, get worse it did; the
ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I was told on Tuesday that I
have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.

I thought it all started a couple of weeks ago, but I was wrong; I've had
this for some time, so the neurosurgeon says. I went to the doctor last week
because I was waking up in the morning with with loudly banging, throbbing
headaches that lasted until close to 3 or four hours before they faded, only
to return late in the evening. The headaches got worse and made me
physically sick. When I told the doctor this, he asked me if I had noticed
anything else. Innocently I said I hadn't but he asked me about tingling
arms, inability to contentrate, dizzy spells and unexplained outbursts of
anger, which is when I thought I should start to shit myself. I told him I
was getting all that but it was due to my medication. I'm on serotonin
inhibitors since my motorcycle accident nine years ago and these are all
side-effects of an incorrect dosage, which is what I told the doctor... plus
I'm not the best medication taker there is...

So he asked me if there was anything else that I thought this medication
might be responsible for. I told him about the loud buzz-saw going through
my head late at night just as I doze off, complete with incredible Doppler
effect and bright blue flashes of lightning, and the accompanying whole-body
spasms that actually throw me more than a full foot into the air, completely
off the bed. I also told him about waking up some mornings feeling generally
out of sorts, kind of offset from myself, like I was looking in a mirror
that made me look like there were two of me, one of me overlapping the
other, offset by a few inches, and with one of me flickering in and out of
another dimension. It's hard to describe but it's an awful feeling. I also
mentioned the weird dizzy spells I've been getting. I can be just sitting
here minding my own business and everything around me spins topsy-turvy and
I nearly fall off my chair, then I get nauseous. I have to hold myself up
when this happens while standing. How I haven't fallen over in public yet is
anyone's guess.

The doctor castigated me and said I needed a CT scan immediately. He didn't
mess around. He phoned an ambulance there and then. Thirty minutes later I
was in emergency admissions. It took almost four days to analyse the tissue
they took. The neurosurgeon said that there aren't any good tumours but if
there were, this wasn't one of them. The prognosis and outlook is not good.
In fact, it's downright devastating. The neurosurgeon didn't pull any
punches; "This kind of tumor is not something that even very fit and healthy
young men survive very often." I was supposed to be turning 49 in February
but it seems I may not now. I have three to six months, at best, with or
without radiotherapy. Several hours after that bombshell I got a visit from
the resident oncologist but I was just too numb to think about anything. She
wants me to decide if I should have radiotherapy but I didn't see the point
in making myself as sick as a dog for whatever little time I have left for
no benefit. I asked if I could go home for a few days to think about it. I
rang the hospital on Thursday and told them I would try the radiotherapy.
The first course starts tomorrow so it's back to hospital tonight.

The shock of this has been immense. I wander around looking for things to do
but the whole world seems to have just stopped; everything is in a warp,
like I'm looking out of a small, twisty tunnel, firmly trapped and caught
hard in its gravity. The fear is paralysing and sometimes I wish I could
just lie down and not wake up again but I have children to think about. The
twins are twelve; a sensitive age. All the other kids are grown up and the
oldest one of the three left at home is 16.

I've been doing some really weird shit too. Three times yesterday I caught
myself putting ground coffee in my cup instead of in the coffee plunger. I
did it again today but this time I didn't catch myself doing it and ended up
spitting out a mug full of wet, bitter coffee grinds. I also love cooking
and decided I'd make something to take my mind off things for a while but I
completely ruined the chicken pie; I sprayed the baking tray and the pastry
crust with a thick layer of fly spray instead of spray-on canola oil. Ok, we
all make mistakes but these "mistakes" are affecting things I could once do
with my eyes closed tight.

I don't have many friends because I'm basically a loner but the people I
know have been trying to perk me up by telling me what they think I want to
hear. I'm at the point where I'm going to be telling them to fuck off and
stop depressing me with their bullshit; this is a malignant tumor. Malignant
tumours are malignant because they spread and are not contained in one
removable blob like a benign tumour. The last thing I need right now are a
pair of rose-coloured glasses and a fine set of false hopes. I have to get
my shit in order.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

Thou old crab-tree. Thou saucy, dim-witted troll-my-dames.

[thisguy]

"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...

Better you than me. None of my tumors have been malignant but my benign ones
go great with scrambled eggs and toast.

[Anonymous]

On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:53:08 +0545, you wrote:

> I was told on Tuesday that I have an aggresively fast-growing,

> malignant brain tumour [...] I rang the hospital on Thursday

> and told them I would try the radiotherapy. The first course
> starts tomorrow so it's back to hospital tonight.

Thank you for all the enjoyment you have provided
over the last ten years. I know you had a worldwide
network of satire, yet still my favorite is your peanut
gallery. Some of that was just cruel, but some was the
best satire I have had the pleasure to read, and one
thing I am sure of, is that those dirty thieving
bastards (you know who you are!) will start flogging
your scripts all over again for a new generation of
internet fuckwits.I hope your name will last a few more
years, I even hope it will last as long as google groups
will live.

And thank you for giving me the Google mail invite
way back when. I still use it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

Anonymous

PS. If it is any comfort, you have made the harder choice,
but I think for your kids, it is the right one.

> Thou old crab-tree. Thou saucy, dim-witted troll-my-dames.

LOL

[philo]

"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...

> Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and just
when
> I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life after my whole
> world crashed down around my ears earlier this month, get worse it did;
the
> ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I was told on Tuesday that I
> have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.
>

<snip>

Too bad they can't do anything about it...
even if you went in sooner...
it would not have made any difference.

Living until the age of 49 is not too bad really.

At least you can go with the nice feeling that you've made a lot of folks
here quite miserable !

(And maybe even entertained a few warped minds.)

At least you've saved your one or two friends the cost of purchasing
a get well card !

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

[phrogee]

"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...

> I was told on Tuesday that I

> have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.
>

<snipped>

I'm assuming you're being serious. From other's comments, many of us here
suffer from fates of ill. I, for one, have end-stage COPD. Have enjoyed
your *clowning* and wish the best for you. I know you've had a lot of fun
putting your licks in here and there. Keep a stiff upper lip! Can I have
your penis jar?

--
phrogee

[NewFox]

Kadaitcha, please read this post even though it might piss you off at the
start, but keep on reading for
I may be able to help you.

I knew that you had a problem, because you always acted in a awful way to
people.
I knew that something was wrong... and I had guessed that it is either a
chemical imbalance or a tumor creating this problem. This was more than a
year ago...
You see I did not think that this was the real you... and that you are
really cruel...
I thought that something was wrong.. I even mentioned a few things back
then, but
you ignored me of course...

But as you will see even though you have acted horribly in the past.. I
don't care.
I see beyond that, and see that you are a person that has not a problem but
a challenge.

The doctors say you have a tumor that cannot be cured.. bla bla bla.. well
fu** the doctors. They have been wrong in the past, and they can be wrong
now. Each person is different, and miracles happen... so since you have no
other alternative do what I propose.

1st you must see this movie, download it with a torrent and you will
understand:
http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/11741573/the+secret
Don't worry about downloading it.. after your health will be restored you
can buy several copies and spread the message too.
See it and begin to understand, and when this starts happening, you will see
a great change in perception and thinking, that will bring change to your
health and well being. I am talking about total transformation from within.
It has some miraculous stories about self healing in there... and will show
how you can do the same, and why.

You are not going to die... .. see the movie and change your
thinking and change your life. Only through total change of your thinking
will this be achieved. So get on it right away... today.. there is no time
to be lost. I am sure that if you do this.. you will see results.

-K

"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...

[John Holmes]

Kadaitcha Man "contributed" in alt.os.windows-xp:

> Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and
> just when I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life
> after my whole world crashed down around my ears earlier this month,
> get worse it did; the ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I
> was told on Tuesday that I have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant
> brain tumour.
>

<snip>

I hope you're kidding us, but somewhere I feel you ain't. Dammit mate,
this wasn't meant to be.

--
<No appropiate sig found>

[Clogwog]

I'm stunned! I knew something was wrong, cos you left usenet so
unexpectedly. This is hard for you, mate! and usenet won't be the same
without your terrific humor and knowledge (not only about computers), take
care!

[Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK, DSOCPL, EOTHIDIAUTP, GGGHD, HCNB, MU, BCB, CPFWJ, CPFG, MWFA, CEM]

Hail Eris! On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:16:34 -0500, Meat Plow wrote:
> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:53:08 +0545, Kadaitcha Man Has Frothed:

> Sheesh bro, don't know what to say...

May I just echo that fine sentiment?

--
________________________________________________________________________
All Hail Discordia! TM#5; Flonk Leader 2 & 11-1/9; Chung Convict #38
The Ridiculously Long Scarf of Tom Baker
COOSN-029-06-71069

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/faq.html

1. What is this newsgroup, alt.usenet.kooks (AUK)?

A mass of electrons spread out upon bandwidth scattered across the globe
for the express purpose of separating the wheat from the chaff of the
net.

2. This is a joke, right? RIGHT?!!

No more a joke than the fact that ISPs let people on every day who have
nothing better to do than annoy their neighbors enough to win by popular
vote silly little awards created for just such buffoons as them.

3. What's this newsgroup for?

The newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks is for the discovery and discussion of
Kooks on Usenet and the Internet. These people are known technically as
net.kooks.

4. What's this newsgroup NOT for?

This group exists for recreational Kookology, not for Very Personal
Vendetta. It is not to be used for general harassment of someone, or for
net abuse such as spamming and flooding and cancelbombing in an attempt
to gain vengeance on someone or get the denizens of AUK to shut up.
Either way, it won't work, it's very messy, "Bob" will give you triple
your money back, and you don't get a life.

Also, we [tinw] are not in the business of harassing the vulnerable or
the insane. Occasionally an apparent net.kook proves to be genuinely
ill. In such cases the person is disqualified from winning awards and
other posters are asked to avoid exacerbating his or her problems.
Similarly, trolling or kook-hunting in support groups is strongly
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5. Who let this newsgroup in here, and why wasn't I notified?

That's what you get for hogging the Beer Fund.

(Here you can view the control message that started it all, from our
Mighty Founder MAC.)

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/cmsg.html

6. Who is a net.kook?

If you post uniquely strange, preferably incomprehensible articles, or
you manifest a persistent, extreme, and somewhat bizarre obsession, you
just might be a net.kook. And more.

It is important to note the subtle distinction between a net.kook, a
net.cretin, a clueless newbie, troll, or garden-variety @$$hole. The
newbie, one hopes, can acquire a clue on the installment plan even if he
can't afford to buy one for cash; the cretin is merely stupid and/or
irritating; the troll makes a fool out of himself by making a fool out
of you, the @$$hole is, well, simply that. But a TRUE net.kook has a
special fascination derived from his/her/its utter ineffability. Their
behavior is irrational, if not downright weird, but they are seldom
merely boring.

It is not considered appropriate to nominate clueless newbies, trolls,
or longwinded spambrains as net.kooks. It is acceptable to nominate
net.cretins, or simply to present them, without nomination, for whatever
minor amusement value they may have; but the real focus here is on
net.kooks in all their raging, indomitable glory.

Important Disclaimer: the fact that someone has been proclaimed a
net.kook does not imply any psychological diagnosis in and of itself. A
net.kook may or may not be clinically insane; that is not the concern of
the AUK audience.

We hope.

7. Can you show me a few examples?

I'd rather not, but it may help to clarify things... The person who
posted a handful of meaningless, ill-formed newgroup messages on May 21,
1994 was a Clueless Newbie. The person who hung around
alt.religion.kibology during April and May 1994, constantly posting
boilerplate "warning" messages telling people that ARK messages were
intentionally meaningless, was a net.cretin. The people who post
demented "scientific" theories, like Archimedes Plutonium's concept of
the universe being one giant atom of plutonium, and seem incorrigible to
criticism, are moderate net.kooks. The sort of being who constantly
raves about the conspiracy against her/him/it is an extreme net.kook,
especially if he/she/it automatically assumes that anyone who questions
their world-view is an agent of the conspirators or is an ultra
right-wing/left-wing extremist, and hides behind an anonymous remailer
to avoid "persecution" even though they would get one hell of a lot less
of it by not posting at all.

http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

8. How do I present a Kook on this group?

The preferred technique is to get the suspected Kook to start posting to
AUK so that we can all see him/her/it in all their first-hand Glory. You
can do this by posting followups to the suspect's weirder messages, with
your followups nonchalantly crossposted to AUK. If the suspect responds
to your messages without editing the Newsgroups line, you've achieved
your goal.

Another acceptable method is to repost, complete and unedited, one or
two of the suspected Kook's recent rants. If you do this, please provide
a brief intro in the header describing what the hell you're doing, such
as indicating who this person is, what group you found the message on,
or why you think the rest of us should give a rat's @$$ about it.

You should be aware that if you try this with some perfectly reasonable
posting, you may be flamed to net.hell and back and probably suspected
of being a net.loon yourself. It is also considered extremely lame to
nominate someone as a Kook simply because you have lost, or at least
failed to win, a debate with them; persistently doing so is likely to
get you nominated for Kook Awards. That someone fails to perceive the
self-evident, unassailable wisdom of your viewpoint does not, in and of
itself, constitute Kookery.

9. What are the Kook Awards?

The newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks offers a variety of widely-recognized and
highly dubious honors for your service, applying to net.kooks
everywhere. They recognize several kinds and many levels of net.kookery.

Here is a detailed list of AUK awards and descriptions.

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/awards.html

10. Who the FSCK appointed YOU net.kookologist/god/nazi etc.

Nobody. We have a Gift.

11. Are there any holidays in AUK?

Why yes, there sure are:

March 30th - CALL to ARMMs

Commemorating the earliest most virulent Kook post flood of Usenet, and
the great flamewar that followed in its wake.

June 26th - KOOKS DAY

Named in commemoration of Earl Curley checking into the Motel Deep 6 to
serve a major in the pine penalty box, the same date as Edmond Wollmann
got arrested riding the San Clemente railway...on his motorcycle.

August 15th - DEAD DOC TAVISH DAY

Named in honor of the death of one of Usenet's most famed identities due
to excessive Usenet exposure; his virtual corpse is buried in a rural
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September 10th - KAZOO DAY

This holiday commemorates Raymond Ronald "Kazoo" Karczewski's conviction
for seven felonies. May Raymold be a warning to all kooks who are
tempted to think that a "Sovereign Christ" is above the law.

December 20th - AUK BIRTHDAY

The anniversary of the newgrouping of alt.usenet.kooks

12. What should I do if I'm paged on the Red Courtesy Telephone?

Give the caller Gandalf the Gray's speech to the demon. Verbatim.

13. Is alt.usenet.kooks archived anywhere?

Why would you even *want* to know? [But if you truly must know, GIYF.
You masochist, you.]

14. What should we do about the book?

Burn it.

15. Where can I find out more about net.kooks?

Several mini-FAQs on classic kooks of the past and present (along with
several non-kooky legendary netters) are available on the World Wide Web
in various archives. Be sure to set aside coffee and cats before
reading. [Try insurgent.org/kook-faq/]

16. What are the AUK Offices?

As well as the kook awards, kooks may compete to hold office for a month
or longer. Nominations are made in exactly the same way as for awards;
the difference is that the previous holder of the office always appears
on the ballot paper when a new candidate emerges, and the winner remains
in office until challenged again. At present, the offices are as
follows.

Darth Bawl -

This office is held by Usenet's biggest crybaby.

Village Idiot -

The name says it all.

Kooki Information Minister -

Named in honour of Iraq's Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, this office is held
by the kook whose claims are most noticeably at variance with known
facts.

Ministry of Circle Jerks -

Although many kooks are lone wolves, a few like to make friends with
those who are as delusional as themselves. This office rewards the
slurpfests that often ensue.

17. Are there any net.kook awards outside of AUK?

At various points of time there have been several, from the Christian
groups' Steebie Award to alt.fan.art-bell's Angstrom Medal. At least two
newsgroups, talk.politics.guns and comp.systems.mac.advocacy, have given
out their own Kook of the Month awards. Check around from time to time
to see what other net.kook awards might be around. [alt.atheism does
them, too.]

18. What is the Cabal?

From the beginning of Usenet time, there has been but one force capable
of holding it in check to remain in the realm of mortal existence. For
today's Usenet world you need a Giant. A Behemoth. A Cabal of IMMENSE
PROPORTIONS. A REALLY *BIG* *CABAL* to offer all news ORDER.

Within this force is the most ruthless and efficient organization on all
Usenet, known as the Cabal Obsidian Order (COO). If *YOU* wish to know
of this entity, read, learn, and do as you will.

SEE THE LIGHT OF COLLECTIVE WISDOM!!!

A. I *SAID*, what is the CABAL?

There Is No Cabal. Long Live The Cabal.

B. How does the Cabal function??

As well as any apocryphal organization can hope to function.

C. What are the weaknesses of the Cabal?

<chortle> What weaknesses?

D. What is the hierarchy and power structure of the Cabal?

Oh, you don't need to know that. Really. You can trust us, especially
when it comes to information you haven't paid for.

E. What is the Cabal Obsidian Order?

The Cabal Obsidian Order (COO) is a profoundly secret collective of
operatives designed to outrun, outgun and Eliminate the most vile scum
and villainy the net has to offer.

F. How do I know if the COO is responsible for something?

If the COO's operatives are doing their job correctly, they'll be
laughing at whoever is actually responsible.

G. Who are the leaders of the COO?

Leaders? Where we function we don't need Leaders.

H. What is the Beer Fund?

The more you contribute to it, the more we will tell you.

I. How may I apply to become an operative of the COO?

Pitiful begging at the Vote Wrangler's feet might help. Then again it
might not.

19. Who is the FNVW?

Why, our highly esteemed Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler (FNVW),
whose benevolent supreme dictatorship runs the electoral wheels of our
great realm. Seven fearless folk have served, with distinction:

AUK VOTE WRANGLERS

Craig Dickson (1994-1995)
Matthew Legare (1995-1997)
Killfile Daemons (1997)
Robbie Honerkamp (1997-1998)
Phoenix (1997-2004)
Peter J Ross (2004-2006)
Sean Monaghan (2006-Present)

On retirement, Phoenix accepted the high office of Friendly Neighborhood
"Bob"father.

20. Do I have what it takes to BE a Vote Wrangler?

<chortle> If you have to ask, you don't have what it takes.

21. Who do you %$#@!s think you are to oppose ME, Lord High Poster-Child
of the Macrocosmic Universe?

We are the ones who can and will humiliate your @$$ if you use our group
as your personal piss bowl. You are a freak of the universe. You do not
give the orders here. And whether you like it or not, the universe is
laughing behind your back.

22. That was MEAN, just plain MEAN!!!

Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

23. Should I expect ONE CONSISTENT response to my rude and obnoxious
online behavior from the denizens of AUK?

Absolutely NOT.

24. To whom should I complain if I think I have been treated unfairly?

<Darth Vader>
You think you have been treated unfairly? </Darth Vader>

25. What kind of response can I expect as a result of my stupid online
behavior at AUK?

Guilty party receives one or a combination thereof of the following
assorted reactions (not at all limited to these, mind you):

1. Complete silence while we blow you off
2. Complete silence while we reload
3. Complete silence while we pull the plug on your account
4. Complete silence while we sleep at the switch
5. Complete silence while we sleep in our beds
6. Complete silence while we laugh behind your back
7. Complete silence while we wipe the splattered food and/or drinks off
our screens
8. Complete silence while we contemplate the known macrocosmic universe
9. Complete silence while the Vote Wrangler pays good money to watch
professional Denver teams find new ways to lose
10. Complete silence while we bask in the pure glow of our obnoxiously
self-righteous selves
11. Complete silence while we play high-stakes poker with Snoopy, Spike,
Andy, Olaf, Marbles and Woodstock
12. Complete silence while we never notice your NoCeM'd post
13. Complete silence while we never notice your spam-canceled post
14. Complete silence while we run your rude and obnoxious posts through
goofyizers for reposting
15. Complete silence while the Trekkies among us watch the USS Defiant
blast bad guys' ships into rubble and fly through the debris with that
nice halo of sparks effect
16. Complete silence while we wait for our Gates-sponsored software
systems to uncrash themselves
17. General laughter at your expense
18. General laughter and pointing at your expense
19. General laughter, pointing and personal insults at your expense
20. Someone exposes your true service provider to the Rabble
21. Someone does any of 1-20 and reports you to your state's Attorney
General
22. Someone does any of 1-21 and reports you to the FBI National
Computer Crime Squad (nc...@fbi.gov)
23. Someone does any of 1-22 and does highly amusing parodies of you
during the entire process
24. Talk amongst ourselves about life, love and why they sell 8-hot-dog
weenie sets with 10-bun packages
25. Sounds of awe as we wonder with dropped mouths how you were able to
make a greater fool of yourself than you already had
26. Sounds of astonishment as we MARVEL at the FREAK
27. Flames in your generally specific direction
28. Flames of you in the third, fourth and fifth person
29. Flames from the Vote Wrangler from the other side of the Galactic
Killfile just to annoy all hell out of you
30. Nominations for many noteworthy Kook awards

26. Can I really be kicked off my ISP for...

Being a total @$$hole?

If you try hard enough.

Top-posting like the pathetic imbecile that I am?

Usually not, but we can always try.

Forging someone else's valid e-mail address?

Absolutely.

Posting multiple copies of the same message to individual news groups
(Excessive Multi Posting [EMP])?

Of course. It's the SPAMMING, stupid.

27. Can I really be thrown in jail for posting threatening messages?

Yes. People have been tried and convicted for sending threatening or
harassing Email or Usenet posts. We do NOT support censorship of the
Internet; however, posting a message stating you are going to cause
virtual or unvirtual harm to someone will probably gain you a visit from
your Friendly Neighborhood FBI Agent.

28. Fine. I'll just remain anonymous. That'll work, right?

BWWAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try it, pinkboy. An anon remailer service can be forced to turn you in
for copyright violation, harassment, stalking; you name the crime -
they've got the time. If you ran an anon remailer service what would be
the point of protecting flagrant abusers of the net and the Law??

29. Okay, then I'll bust your #$%&$*!! @$$ off AUK instead!

Uh... yeah. Many denizens of AUK are abuse admins, know abuse admins,
sleep with abuse admins, or otherwise have years of experience dealing
with and educating others about precisely your kind of dubiosity. A good
account is a terrible thing to waste, so don't sacrifice yours on our
altar.

30. I just realized I am a Maroon. How can I improve my standing in the
eyes of the Internet, my balloon doll, and, most importantly, "Bob"?

REPENT. The End is always near.

[Dr. Abraham van Helsing]

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

> I have to get my shit in order.
>

You should have done that long ago, instaed of acting ass out here on
the Internet. If it is you, then payback is a motherfucker.

You should get one lined up ASAP and crawl into it.

http://www.batesville.com/html/2.htm

van Helsing

[Mellowed]

"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...

: Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and

just when
: I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life after my
whole
: world crashed down around my ears earlier this month, get worse it
did; the
: ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I was told on Tuesday
that I
: have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.

Is there a medical name for this tumour?

[Fred37]

On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:53:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

<fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:

>Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and just when
>I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life after my whole
>world crashed down around my ears earlier this month, get worse it did; the
>ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I was told on Tuesday that I
>have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.

snip

>I don't have many friends because I'm basically a loner but the people I
>know have been trying to perk me up by telling me what they think I want to
>hear. I'm at the point where I'm going to be telling them to fuck off and
>stop depressing me with their bullshit; this is a malignant tumor. Malignant
>tumours are malignant because they spread and are not contained in one
>removable blob like a benign tumour. The last thing I need right now are a
>pair of rose-coloured glasses and a fine set of false hopes. I have to get
>my shit in order.

Hey Kadaitcha man.
Sorry to hear your bad news.
You will be missed.
I always thought that you were an alter ego of one of the other
regular posters here. I figured that you were a way to mete out
curses to those of us deserving them. You were a psudonym.
Alter egos don't get disease.
I hope that you find you way through this.
Fred

[Rhonda Lea Kirk]

Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
DSOCPL, EOTHIDIAUTP, GGGHD, HCNB, MU, BCB, CPFWJ, CPFG, MWFA, CEM
wrote:

> Hail Eris! On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:16:34 -0500, Meat Plow wrote:
>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:53:08 +0545, Kadaitcha Man Has Frothed:

<snipped>

>> Sheesh bro, don't know what to say...
>
> May I just echo that fine sentiment?

I've always been amazed at how we eulogize the dead--as if it matters
what we say of someone when he's no longer here to hear it.

I sometimes wonder what the world would be like if we treated everyone
as if their death were imminent. Of course, death is imminent, it's just
that only some few of us are ever faced with concrete deadline rather
than an unhappy surprise.

If love is strong enough to avert personal disaster, then maybe you
don't need to say anything at all. That would be my pick, if I get one.
But just in case I don't, I wouldn't want either of you to ever be in
the position of writing words that will never be seen by the person who
was meant to read them.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phčdre nó Delaunay

[sbb78247]

Whoa!

that is a rotten thing to happen to anyone, anywhere.

this lunatic asylum will never be the same without you, we will miss the wit
and the knowledge you posess.

all my best wishes to you and yours.

S.

[я黨wぃf]

Kadaitcha Man <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> pinched out
a steaming pile of<htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au>:

FUCK! Gawdamnmotherfucker...so much for christmas...
Makes me wanna kick a mall santa in the nuts, just for you.
Btw, I always liked your shtick...very funny.

<snif>
:(

[Evul]

On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:53:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

<fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:

>Over the

Who the fuck are you?

[Tattoo Vampire]

Evul wrote:

> Who the fuck are you?
>

Don't read this group much, eh?

--
Regards,
[tv]

...If you want to know about paranoids, follow them around.

[gonzo]

"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...

Christ, man, shocking and saddening news. I have enjoyed
your brilliant wit for years, even if you did call me nasty names once :)
Ignore those who have written you off already, it ain't over 'til
the Fat Lady sings. As for not having many friends, you will have
many on Usenet who will wish you well, and pray for you, as will I.

[NewFox]

No its not over yet...... I dont believe that, your story is over yet.
I believe that this is just a crisis, a challenge, that will force you to
learn
something and to grow....become more...

What is there to learn?

Read my first post in this thread and apply that knowledge...

"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...

[yada]

"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...

Even though you've been mostly an asshole but sometimes helpfull, I would
never wish for someone to die.
I wish you and yours well and miracles DO happen every day.
Good luck.

[Nullen Voyd]

On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:53:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:

>Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and just when
>I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life after my whole
>world crashed down around my ears earlier this month, get worse it did; the
>ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I was told on Tuesday that I
>have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.

That really sucks man, but talk about karma...

[Tattoo Vampire]

Nullen Voyd wrote:

>
> That really sucks man, but talk about karma...

In your case, your mother passed a tumor vaginally and gave it a name.

--
Regards,
[tv]

...I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

[Bucky Breeder]

"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in

news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au:

Bummer, dude! If it's any help to ya:
I had a tumor once; but the dog ate it.

Best wishes to all for a safe and joyous holiday season.

--

He was a cowboy and he loved the land! He loved it
so much that he made a woman out of dirt and then
married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated.

Later, at the funeral, the preacher said "Dust to dust,"
and some people laughed. So the cowboy shot them all.

At his hanging, for "murder", he told the survivors, "I'll
be waiting for *you* up in Heaven -- with my trusty angel guns!"

[Lazy Bastard]

Kadaitcha Man took advantage with:
<snip>

> The last thing I need right now are a
> pair of rose-coloured glasses and a fine set of false hopes. I have to get
> my shit in order.

You are right, of course. You usually are. In March of this year, the
doctors told me that I would be dead by June. Radiation therapy is a bitch,
and I now look like Skeletor on crack. Six months past my expiration date
and hanging on. I try every day to give as much of myself as possible to my
family and friends, give them something positive to remember. Dignity and
grace are hard things to hold onto when faced with your own mortality.
You once called me a perpetual loser. Fucking insulting, but the comment
caused me to review and change my life for the better. Thanks.

/me bowing to Teh Ghod Trolle

--
-nos1eep
Of course it knows, it just doesn't care. It has no standards or ethics.
(POS/PSF)

[m...@privacy.net]

On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:53:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:

>snipped
Kman.

Sorry to here of your latest problem, but best wishes as half of the
newsgroups wont be as interesting without you or your knowledge of
XP.

regards

nemo2

[relic]

> tumour. The last thing I need right now are a pair of rose-coloured

> glasses and a fine set of false hopes. I have to get my shit in order.

<stunned... speechless...>

[Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition]

On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 17:29:11 -0500, Nullen Voyd sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:53:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>
>>Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and just
>>when I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life after my
>>whole world crashed down around my ears earlier this month, get worse it
>>did; the ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I was told on
>>Tuesday that I have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.
>
> That really sucks man, but talk about karma...

What, because K-Man posts words on a screen that upset people with no
lives, he deserves to die of a brain tumour? Classy*.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
[*] <holds up sign saying "That was sarcasm. Now you know what it looks
like, remember it in future.">

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<cfcd3f4660694e3a...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

"They thought I was fair game. I was an instrument of purpose to achieve
their desires and not 100 percent real and ALSO that they had me by the
short curlies because I thought that the world revolved around them and
therefore I think that I am fair game and rightly so. If they want to
play dirty, I get to too. It's not a one-way street. I will use the
physcial strength that I have over them, my superior 5'7-3/4" height
advantage, the boxing moves I paid to learn, the suprise of pussyfooting
up to them with their back to me in a public place 18 1/2 years after
the fact and thus not only do will they not know that I am but a pica's
distance away from them, but that I even exist on earth." -- Chris Tsao
is secretly John Wentzky's psychic twin. MID:
<1161246083.1...@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1....@bignews6.bellsouth.net>

[bigjon]

:-((

You might be a stickler for common sense, but you are damn funny sometimes
- I just hope you find it in you to keep posting.

anyway, you owe me a beer before you leave....

[maxis]

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and
> just when I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life
> after my whole world crashed down around my ears earlier this month,
> get worse it did; the ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I
> was told on Tuesday that I have an aggresively fast-growing,
> malignant brain tumour.
>

WOW. I'm shocked.
If things really are as bad as you say, get your shit in order and don't
give a fuck what anybody else says about it.
Just do whatever the hell you feel you need to.

Regards to you and your family
Dave

[Rectum Burn]

"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> said in
news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au:

<snip>

> I don't have many friends because I'm basically a loner but the people
> I know have been trying to perk me up by telling me what they think I
> want to hear. I'm at the point where I'm going to be telling them to
> fuck off and stop depressing me with their bullshit; this is a
> malignant tumor. Malignant tumours are malignant because they spread
> and are not contained in one removable blob like a benign tumour. The
> last thing I need right now are a pair of rose-coloured glasses and a
> fine set of false hopes. I have to get my shit in order.

I am sorry to hear of your fate. My prayers go with you.

Rectum Burrrrrrrrrn

[Vin Lambert]

Kadaitcha Man:

One of the major cries of woman who are widowed is that their
husband took care of a lot of things that she has no knowledge of.
You can start by making a list of all the things that you have
taken responsibility for (people who have been married for any length of
time take responsibility for some things without being told). You know who
the plumber is etc., etc.. Make lists of these things and put them into
files that you can then put onto a CD in case the computer goes poop.
Since you are a loner then there are probaly many things that you
have just assumed for yourself and your wife has been secure in the knowlege
that you will take are of things. When to pay what taxes, what is in the
safe deposit box etc. show your wife where the files are and if she is not
computer savvy have one of your older kids aware of where the information
is.
Also sit down with her and figure out what you might want to do
about the mortgage or any other bills that may be payable. Should she use
the Insurance money to pay these bills of but if not then the times these
have to be paid each month.
If you have been handing around the house with plumbing, electrical
work, carpentry and other issues that she would be unable to handle then
find some reliable tradesmen in the community and have a list of them.
Also simple things such as where to shut the water off if the sink
or john is leaking. You could also mark all the fuses in the fuse box and
where they go to. Another thing also would be someone you trust or use as a
financial advisor that you could meet with and you and your wife could
review with him what things she might have questions of.
Also it might be good to review all this with your older children
so they would know all about this.
I'm sure there are many other things you could add to the lists.
Finally, if you and your wife are so inclined " a living will"
that clearly spells out what your wishes are.
Oh yeah! another thought, if your wife calls on you to open jars
get one of those jar opener assisters.

Vince

[Tattoo Vampire]

Bob Officer wrote:

> Rhonda, I don't know what to say. I will say I watched several people
> died from several different types of cancer, including my Dad. It
> isn't ever nice. Most people will run and hide when they find a
> friend has cancer of any type because they fear the same thing
> happening to them.
>
> I found this out 11 years ago when I was diagnosed with melanoma. I
> still don't know what to say to K-man. I do wish him well. I don't
> believe in God, so saying a prayer is out. I am too far away to
> really offer assistant to him or his family.
>
> So What Can I say, that will help him of his friends. The only thing
> I can say to those people is "stand by him". If you need to talk to
> someone yourself or you find his family is having trouble seek
> someone to talk to. This is going to be a difficult time.
>

I don't believe in karma, fate, luck or whatever else you want to call it.
That's why the few posters chortling about KMan getting what he deserves
amuse me rather than piss me off.

That said, let me add that he's been a damn good friend to me online and
off, and I'm keeping my fingers crossed, hoping for a miracle (although I
don't really believe in those either).

--
Regards,
[tv]

...A peek at the answer is worth a thousand guesses.

[Flying Rat]

In article <htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au>, fuck-
you.y...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com says...

> I don't have many friends because I'm basically a loner but the people I
> know have been trying to perk me up by telling me what they think I want to
> hear. I'm at the point where I'm going to be telling them to fuck off and
> stop depressing me with their bullshit; this is a malignant tumor. Malignant
> tumours are malignant because they spread and are not contained in one
> removable blob like a benign tumour. The last thing I need right now are a
> pair of rose-coloured glasses and a fine set of false hopes. I have to get
> my shit in order.
>
>

if this is truly the state of affairs then I demand you go to
24hrsupport or alt.config and immediately bash several lusers.

That alone will make you feel better instantly.

Hang in there big man.

FR

[Dr H@£0nfire$]

K-Man you're the best laugh I've had in years. : Fuckwits kneel before
you and melt back into the slime that is their essence. Trolls run from
your presence, unable to face the competition. If you leave this
incarnation you'll be sorely missed. Don't come back as Syphillis
Syndrome's illegitimate lovechild whatever you do! ;)

You've given me the rare privelege of being included as a non-fuckwit
in the Peanut Gallery; a placing that honours me. I respect you as one
of, if not THE, most ineloquent yet hilarious and entertaining online
presences ever to accost the internet; and, although I know that you're
a survivor, if it *has* all got to come to an end, then if it's any
consolation at least you're immortalised by Google.

Blessed Be Kadaitcha Man.

Never say die; but if the worst does come to the worst then haunt the
fuckers! :)

Sharron Field. x.

Nils et du terra carborrundum illegitomii.

.

[Peter J Ross]

On 24 Dec 2006 14:20:21 -0800, Dr H@Ł0nfire$
<silvermo...@gmail.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> You've given me the rare privelege of being included as a non-fuckwit
> in the Peanut Gallery; a placing that honours me.

I wish I had a Usenet legacy as interesting as yours to remember in my
old age.

PJR :-)
--
xmas: A Mistletoe Avoidance System for X.

[NewFox]

Hello, in the following post I may seem to be critical in some points, I do
this only to help.
It is not true criticism, but more of an observational nature.
Who am I to criticize anyway? I have my own shortcomings and challenges..
I am far from perfect, and this is why perhaps I can understand the
situtation better.
Perhaps this [post may clarify a few things, if he reads this thread.

> I don't believe in karma, fate, luck or whatever else you want to call it.

You should at least believe that the mind has powers far beyond science
understands, and that it can effect health. A small indication of this is
documented in the placebo effect. Also there have been studies that show
that prayer can effect health,
and the reasons are not fully understood. Perhaps it is just the mind doing
this and not
some form of higher being.. however there have been cases of recovery that
people call miraculous because they are so fast and without any logical
explanation.
MRI scans done during prayer show that this is a special function, and in
that state the brain
is working with both hemispheres in the most harmonious fashion... and in
that state, healing can occur.
It is a form of meditation. Because we do not have a complete picture of how
our universe works,
in such situations of life and death, it would be wise not to exclude other
possibilities.

More studies have shown that there is an action at a distance. And that one
human can effect another even if they are
at distant locations from one another. So I believe that there is hope and
one should use whatever they have got, even if they want to pray, let them
do it.. it sure wont do any harm, on the contrary, they have seen that it
does good, even if it is, perhaps, only a function of the brain. There is
something strange here... it is beyond what we can measure.. and I have not
concluded what it is.

I just know that there is something more. And I am searching.....

What this person who is sick needs to do is heal from inside first, as well
as doing what his doctors think best.
He must heal his hate, and
be kind, and overflow with love and gratitude for what he has still. His
kids for example. If he can make that transition his brain will start the
healing process. It is my suspicion that his way of thought and emotion is
what created the imbalance in the first place.
This persons actions were full of negativity. He may have assisted many
times and that is why I am sure he is not a bad man, but it is the "way"
that counts also. I cannot be sure if he was negative because of a
biological problem, or it was the biological problem that launched him into
negativity. There have been documented cases where even a blow on the head,
or an injury in an accident, changed the way a person behaves. The brain is
extremely delicate.

Nevertheless his minds neurons that express negativity were being fired too
many times.
These neural pathways are regulating everything.
That is why I provided him (in another post in this thread) with the
information that will help him take control of his thoughts,
so even if the source of his negativity was biological, he would at least be
able to counteract the effect.
Many illnesses are a reflection of an inner process that has been going on
for years.
Man is not a simple machine.. rather a very complex organism that has
mechanical,
chemical, energetic components, and all these are orchestrated from
conscious
and unconscious thought. It is not genetics alone either, since new studies
have shown
that a state of mind can alter the function of a cell and that in its turn
can alter dna. Most of the things that are in the textbooks are now being
investigated from scratch... there is far more to this than meets the eye.

My message is that love, and kindness can heal, and there is no doubt about
that.
Thats why I said, that this is perhaps a chance for growth... I wish him all
the strength and luck.

You become what you think and feel.... so you must monitor your thoughts and
emotions.

"Tattoo Vampire" <sit...@this.computer> wrote in message
news:Xns98A3A59...@204.153.244.170...

[Gazwad]

phrogee <phr...@greenwater.wet>, the gaunt-wastrel and xenophobic
maricon who likes furious hammer slammin' with crocodiles, and whose
partner is a woman-of-loose-morals with an ample bone yard, wrote in
<YOKdne2yf5KxuBDY...@insightbb.com>:

"phrogee" <phr...@greenwater.wet> wrote in message
news:YOKdne2yf5KxuBDY...@insightbb.com...

>
> "Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in

> message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...

>
>> I was told on Tuesday that I
>> have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.
>>
>

> <snipped>
>
> I'm assuming you're being serious. From other's comments, many of us here
> suffer from fates of ill. I, for one, have end-stage COPD. Have enjoyed
> your *clowning* and wish the best for you. I know you've had a lot of fun
> putting your licks in here and there. Keep a stiff upper lip! Can I have
> your penis jar?

Surely your anus is far too loose already?

--
For my own part, I have never had a thought which I could not set down
in words with even more distinctness than that with which I conceived
it. There is, however, a class of fancies of exquisite delicacy which
are not thoughts, and to which as yet I have found it absolutely
impossible to adapt to language. These fancies arise in the soul, alas
how rarely. Only at epochs of most intense tranquillity, when the
bodily and mental health are in perfection. And at those weird points
of time, where the confines of the waking world blend with the world of
dreams. And so I captured this fancy, where all that we see, or seem,
is but a dream within a dream.

[relic]

Peter J Ross wrote:
> On 24 Dec 2006 14:20:21 -0800, Dr H@£0nfire$

> <silvermo...@gmail.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> You've given me the rare privelege of being included as a non-fuckwit
>> in the Peanut Gallery; a placing that honours me.
>
> I wish I had a Usenet legacy as interesting as yours to remember in my
> old age.

Oh, I see you're a fan of her webpage design. <eg>

[relic]

Hey, Sharron. Long time...

[John Holmes]

NewFox "contributed" in alt.os.windows-xp:

<snip>

> This persons actions were full of negativity.

<snip>

You have no scense of humor.

--
You clumsy tub of decaying used condoms.

[John Holmes]

Dr H@£0nfire$ "contributed" in alt.os.windows-xp:

Damn! Where have /you/ been hanging out? Welcome back!

--
You decrepit piece of stale cat vomit.

[Peter J Ross]

On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:31:58 -0800, relic <nos...@nosperm.not> wrote
in alt.usenet.kooks:

Is it as good as this?

http://www.sybilline.bigpondhosting.com/

[Santa Claus]

"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...

> Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and just
> when
> I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life after my whole
> world crashed down around my ears earlier this month, get worse it did;
> the

> ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I was told on Tuesday that I

> have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.
>

> Snipped>

If this is true, then this is indeed one very merry xmas!
It's going to be one blisteringly happy new year with you
dead and forgotten. But of course the proviso being if it's true?
But it does indeed look like your braincells are fried, as you
seem to be under the delusion the vast majority of usenet
could give a flying fuck whether you live or die.
The sooner you're gone the better, and good fucking riddence!

[John Holmes]

Santa Claus "contributed" in alt.os.windows-xp:

You're so stupid, you got sacked from a blow-job. You can fuck off now.

--
You infuriating heap of maggot-infested second-hand toilet paper.

[NewFox]

Someone can have humor and yet be negative.
Someone can laugh with someones shortcomings, in order to ridicule.

It is a form of humor, no doubt, but it would be better to have
a different kind of humor, that is uplifting and inspiring.

the second type of humor is an art form, and you dont find many people
that can do it well.

Pease try to understand... I had to make these points... I am negative too
many times..
and I can feel it leads nowhere.

"John Holmes" <nospam...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:2006122423494...@mwinf6306.orange.nl...

[The Demon Prince of Absurdity]

On Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:25:49 +0100, John Holmes did the cha-cha, and
screamed:

> Santa Claus "contributed" in alt.os.windows-xp:

>> "Kadaitcha Man" wrote...

>>> Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and
>>> just when
>>> I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life after my
>>> whole world crashed down around my ears earlier this month, get worse
>>> it did; the
>>> ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I was told on Tuesday
>>> that I have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.
>>>
>>> Snipped>
>>
>> If this is true, then this is indeed one very merry xmas! It's going to
>> be one blisteringly happy new year with you dead and forgotten. But of
>> course the proviso being if it's true? But it does indeed look like
>> your braincells are fried, as you seem to be under the delusion the
>> vast majority of usenet could give a flying fuck whether you live or
>> die. The sooner you're gone the better, and good fucking riddence!
>
> You're so stupid, you got sacked from a blow-job. You can fuck off now.

I knew there was a reason I never really believed in Santa Claus.

--
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can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
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I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

[relic]

Peter J Ross wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:31:58 -0800, relic <nos...@nosperm.not> wrote
> in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>> On 24 Dec 2006 14:20:21 -0800, Dr H@£0nfire$
>>> <silvermo...@gmail.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>
>>>> You've given me the rare privelege of being included as a
>>>> non-fuckwit in the Peanut Gallery; a placing that honours me.
>>>
>>> I wish I had a Usenet legacy as interesting as yours to remember in
>>> my old age.
>>
>> Oh, I see you're a fan of her webpage design. <eg>
>
> Is it as good as this?
>
> http://www.sybilline.bigpondhosting.com/
>

Check it out:
http://www.geocities.com/oracnet2003/

[relic]

The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:25:49 +0100, John Holmes did the cha-cha, and
> screamed:
>> Santa Claus "contributed" in alt.os.windows-xp:
>>> "Kadaitcha Man" wrote...
>>>> Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and
>>>> just when
>>>> I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life after
>>>> my whole world crashed down around my ears earlier this month, get
>>>> worse it did; the
>>>> ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I was told on Tuesday
>>>> that I have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.
>>>>
>>>> Snipped>
>>>
>>> If this is true, then this is indeed one very merry xmas! It's
>>> going to be one blisteringly happy new year with you dead and
>>> forgotten. But of course the proviso being if it's true? But it
>>> does indeed look like your braincells are fried, as you seem to be
>>> under the delusion the vast majority of usenet could give a flying
>>> fuck whether you live or die. The sooner you're gone the better,
>>> and good fucking riddence!
>>
>> You're so stupid, you got sacked from a blow-job. You can fuck off
>> now.
>
> I knew there was a reason I never really believed in Santa Claus.

HUH???? What do you mean?

[Dr H@£0nfire$]

John Holmes wrote:

Hi again Relic, John, and everyone else. TY 4 the welcome.

I've been waging war on a religious troll in the Dating groups. I heard
K-Man was having big problems so I dropped by to leave my respects. I
hope you're all well and having a humungous Crimbo-tastic time.

I note Syphillis Syndrome isn't around much of late incidentally. : Has
he been using Linux again I wonder?

[Dr H@£0nfire$]

The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:

> On Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:25:49 +0100, John Holmes did the cha-cha, and
> screamed:
> > Santa Claus "contributed" in alt.os.windows-xp:
> >> "Kadaitcha Man" wrote...
> >>> Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and
> >>> just when
> >>> I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life after my
> >>> whole world crashed down around my ears earlier this month, get worse
> >>> it did; the
> >>> ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I was told on Tuesday
> >>> that I have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.
> >>>
> >>> Snipped>
> >>
> >> If this is true, then this is indeed one very merry xmas! It's going to
> >> be one blisteringly happy new year with you dead and forgotten. But of
> >> course the proviso being if it's true? But it does indeed look like
> >> your braincells are fried, as you seem to be under the delusion the
> >> vast majority of usenet could give a flying fuck whether you live or
> >> die. The sooner you're gone the better, and good fucking riddence!
> >
> > You're so stupid, you got sacked from a blow-job. You can fuck off now.
>
> I knew there was a reason I never really believed in Santa Claus.
>

Fuck! That sig is longer than Synapse Syndrone's penis is short!

Would I be right in assuming that you're some sort of Christopagan on
speed? 'Just enquiring.

[The God of Odd Statements]

On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:01:35 -0800, =?iso-8859-1?q?Dr_H@=A30nfire$?= did
most oddly state:

Hmmmm, I'd rethink the first part of that portmanteau...Also, I'm not
exactly generic.

--
________________________________________________________________________
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Demon Lord of Confusion
COOSN-029-06-71069
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
Chuck Lysaght: Tarred & Feathered!

"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous

"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419...@69.28.186.121>
"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken

"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'

"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt

"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark

"No man in History, including JESUS CHRIST, has directly revealed to
the World the SATANIC WEAPON used to enslave mankind -- INTELLECTUAL
THOUGHT!!" -- Ray Karczewski repeatedly proves his words in every post
he makes

[maxis]

I had forgotten how hard it was on the eyes

[Dr H@£0nfire$]

The God of Odd Statements wrote:

> >> > You're so stupid, you got sacked from a blow-job. You can fuck off
> >> > now.
> >>
> >> I knew there was a reason I never really believed in Santa Claus.
> >>
> > Fuck! That sig is longer than Synapse Syndrone's penis is short!
> >
> > Would I be right in assuming that you're some sort of Christopagan on
> > speed? 'Just enquiring.
>
> Hmmmm, I'd rethink the first part of that portmanteau...Also, I'm not
> exactly generic.
>

port·man·teau (pôrt-mnt, prt-, pôrtmn-t, prt-)
n. pl. port·man·teaus or port·man·teaux (-tz, -tz)
A large leather suitcase that opens into two hinged compartments.

That's the first time I've had to look up the meaning of a word used on
Usenet for ages! Impressive.

If not generic does that make you a "hedge-Christopagan"?

Have I seen one or more of your posts in UKRP at some point? I seem to
recognise your style from somewhere I've posted before. ARW perhaps?

[Demon Lord of Confusion]

On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 17:28:24 -0800, relic attempted to confuse the issue
further by squeaking:

..._Or_ the Easter Bunny!<twists knife>

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.9...@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh...@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.8...@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to
describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned
hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing
money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to
reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it
up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when
journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's
careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden
wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted
to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

[relic]

Most run away screaming.

[Demon Lord of Confusion]

On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:45:22 -0800, =?iso-8859-1?q?Dr_H@=A30nfire$?=

attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>
>> >> > You're so stupid, you got sacked from a blow-job. You can fuck off
>> >> > now.
>> >>
>> >> I knew there was a reason I never really believed in Santa Claus.
>> >>
>> > Fuck! That sig is longer than Synapse Syndrone's penis is short!
>> >
>> > Would I be right in assuming that you're some sort of Christopagan on
>> > speed? 'Just enquiring.
>>
>> Hmmmm, I'd rethink the first part of that portmanteau...Also, I'm not
>> exactly generic.
>
> port·man·teau (pôrt-mnt, prt-, pôrtmn-t, prt-) n. pl. port·man·teaus or
> port·man·teaux (-tz, -tz) A large leather suitcase that opens into two
> hinged compartments.
>
> That's the first time I've had to look up the meaning of a word used on
> Usenet for ages! Impressive.

Danke, though I must admit I hadn't thought of it in a long time, until
one of my colleagues recently used it. Since I read prodigiously, it's
been in my vocabulary a long time, though.

> If not generic does that make you a "hedge-Christopagan"?

Take a closer look at my sig, specifically just under the border...They
don't pwn the honorifics, they only think they do, simply because they
convinced themselves centuries ago that they'd conquered the world, and
that only a few other major religions survived their onslaught. Being a
"Pope" is not exclusive to Catholicism.

> Have I seen one or more of your posts in UKRP at some point? I seem to
> recognise your style from somewhere I've posted before. ARW perhaps?

In x-poasts, perhaps...

--
________________________________________________________________________

[Dr H@£0nfire$]

relic wrote:

That site was discontinued years ago as a main site; hence the
temporary redirection page. It now shares content with this one which
was designed and built in 2004. :

http://www.geocities.com/spmf38/Witchindex.htm

Since then I've only been keeping up my what used to be msn Space. :

http://spaces.msn.com/pagangirl

You've fallen behind the times due to my absence.

[Dr. Bill]

Dr H@Ł0nfire$ wrote:
> John Holmes wrote:
>
>> Dr H@Ł0nfire$ "contributed" in alt.os.windows-xp:

>>
>>>
>>> K-Man you're the best laugh I've had in years. : Fuckwits kneel
>>> before you and melt back into the slime that is their essence.
>>> Trolls run from your presence, unable to face the competition. If
>>> you leave this incarnation you'll be sorely missed. Don't come back
>>> as Syphillis Syndrome's illegitimate lovechild whatever you do! ;)
>>>
>>> You've given me the rare privelege of being included as a
>>> non-fuckwit in the Peanut Gallery; a placing that honours me. I
>>> respect you as one of, if not THE, most ineloquent yet hilarious
>>> and entertaining online presences ever to accost the internet; and,
>>> although I know that you're a survivor, if it *has* all got to come
>>> to an end, then if it's any consolation at least you're
>>> immortalised by Google.
>>>
>>> Blessed Be Kadaitcha Man.
>>>
>>> Never say die; but if the worst does come to the worst then haunt
>>> the fuckers! :)
>>>
>>> Sharron Field. x.
>>>
>>> Nils et du terra carborrundum illegitomii.
>>>
>>> .
>>>
>>
>> Damn! Where have /you/ been hanging out? Welcome back!
>>
> Hi again Relic, John, and everyone else. TY 4 the welcome.
>
> I've been waging war on a religious troll in the Dating groups.

Hi Sharron, I've seen a few poasts of Dave and what an idiot troll that is!

> I heard K-Man was having big problems so I dropped by to leave my
> respects. I hope you're all well and having a humungous Crimbo-tastic
> time.
>
> I note Syphillis Syndrome isn't around much of late incidentally. :
> Has he been using Linux again I wonder?

He is a self-appointed poweruser these days, he pops up every now and then
to give a few of his well known fuckwitted replies, Ill weeds grow apace!

[relic]

Dr H@Ł0nfire$ wrote:
> relic wrote:
>
>> maxis wrote:
>>> relic wrote:
>>>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:31:58 -0800, relic <nos...@nosperm.not>
>>>>> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter J Ross wrote:

>>>>>>> On 24 Dec 2006 14:20:21 -0800, Dr H@Ł0nfire$

>>>>>>> <silvermo...@gmail.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You've given me the rare privelege of being included as a
>>>>>>>> non-fuckwit in the Peanut Gallery; a placing that honours me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I wish I had a Usenet legacy as interesting as yours to remember
>>>>>>> in my old age.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, I see you're a fan of her webpage design. <eg>
>>>>>
>>>>> Is it as good as this?
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.sybilline.bigpondhosting.com/
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Check it out:
>>>> http://www.geocities.com/oracnet2003/
>>>
>>>
>>> I had forgotten how hard it was on the eyes
>>
>> Most run away screaming.
>
> That site was discontinued years ago as a main site; hence the
> temporary redirection page. It now shares content with this one which
> was designed and built in 2004. :
>
> http://www.geocities.com/spmf38/Witchindex.htm

<for old times sake...> AAARRG! I'M BLIND!!!

>
> Since then I've only been keeping up my what used to be msn Space. :
>
> http://spaces.msn.com/pagangirl
>
> You've fallen behind the times due to my absence.

:-D -- Don't stay away so long.

[relic]

;-(

[Borked Pseudo Mailed]

If this is true, then it is great news!

I've always been glad you could not pollute *any* newsgroup at the
same time with your mindless crap, nevertheless you've been an
annoying lunatic to many ppl (the "fuckwits" as you'd like to refer to
them).

I hope you dye soon. Bad luck, mate!

On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:53:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:

>Over the last six weeks or so I've been under intense pressure and just when
>I thought things couldn't get any worse in my personal life after my whole
>world crashed down around my ears earlier this month, get worse it did; the
>ground just opened up and swallowed me whole. I was told on Tuesday that I
>have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.
>

>I thought it all started a couple of weeks ago, but I was wrong; I've had
>this for some time, so the neurosurgeon says. I went to the doctor last week
>because I was waking up in the morning with with loudly banging, throbbing
>headaches that lasted until close to 3 or four hours before they faded, only
>to return late in the evening. The headaches got worse and made me
>physically sick. When I told the doctor this, he asked me if I had noticed
>anything else. Innocently I said I hadn't but he asked me about tingling
>arms, inability to contentrate, dizzy spells and unexplained outbursts of
>anger, which is when I thought I should start to shit myself. I told him I
>was getting all that but it was due to my medication. I'm on serotonin
>inhibitors since my motorcycle accident nine years ago and these are all
>side-effects of an incorrect dosage, which is what I told the doctor... plus
>I'm not the best medication taker there is...
>
>So he asked me if there was anything else that I thought this medication
>might be responsible for. I told him about the loud buzz-saw going through
>my head late at night just as I doze off, complete with incredible Doppler
>effect and bright blue flashes of lightning, and the accompanying whole-body
>spasms that actually throw me more than a full foot into the air, completely
>off the bed. I also told him about waking up some mornings feeling generally
>out of sorts, kind of offset from myself, like I was looking in a mirror
>that made me look like there were two of me, one of me overlapping the
>other, offset by a few inches, and with one of me flickering in and out of
>another dimension. It's hard to describe but it's an awful feeling. I also
>mentioned the weird dizzy spells I've been getting. I can be just sitting
>here minding my own business and everything around me spins topsy-turvy and
>I nearly fall off my chair, then I get nauseous. I have to hold myself up
>when this happens while standing. How I haven't fallen over in public yet is
>anyone's guess.
>
>The doctor castigated me and said I needed a CT scan immediately. He didn't
>mess around. He phoned an ambulance there and then. Thirty minutes later I
>was in emergency admissions. It took almost four days to analyse the tissue
>they took. The neurosurgeon said that there aren't any good tumours but if
>there were, this wasn't one of them. The prognosis and outlook is not good.
>In fact, it's downright devastating. The neurosurgeon didn't pull any
>punches; "This kind of tumor is not something that even very fit and healthy
>young men survive very often." I was supposed to be turning 49 in February
>but it seems I may not now. I have three to six months, at best, with or
>without radiotherapy. Several hours after that bombshell I got a visit from
>the resident oncologist but I was just too numb to think about anything. She
>wants me to decide if I should have radiotherapy but I didn't see the point
>in making myself as sick as a dog for whatever little time I have left for
>no benefit. I asked if I could go home for a few days to think about it. I
>rang the hospital on Thursday and told them I would try the radiotherapy.
>The first course starts tomorrow so it's back to hospital tonight.
>
>The shock of this has been immense. I wander around looking for things to do
>but the whole world seems to have just stopped; everything is in a warp,
>like I'm looking out of a small, twisty tunnel, firmly trapped and caught
>hard in its gravity. The fear is paralysing and sometimes I wish I could
>just lie down and not wake up again but I have children to think about. The
>twins are twelve; a sensitive age. All the other kids are grown up and the
>oldest one of the three left at home is 16.
>
>I've been doing some really weird shit too. Three times yesterday I caught
>myself putting ground coffee in my cup instead of in the coffee plunger. I
>did it again today but this time I didn't catch myself doing it and ended up
>spitting out a mug full of wet, bitter coffee grinds. I also love cooking
>and decided I'd make something to take my mind off things for a while but I
>completely ruined the chicken pie; I sprayed the baking tray and the pastry
>crust with a thick layer of fly spray instead of spray-on canola oil. Ok, we
>all make mistakes but these "mistakes" are affecting things I could once do
>with my eyes closed tight.
>
>I don't have many friends because I'm basically a loner but the people I
>know have been trying to perk me up by telling me what they think I want to
>hear. I'm at the point where I'm going to be telling them to fuck off and
>stop depressing me with their bullshit; this is a malignant tumor. Malignant
>tumours are malignant because they spread and are not contained in one
>removable blob like a benign tumour. The last thing I need right now are a
>pair of rose-coloured glasses and a fine set of false hopes. I have to get
>my shit in order.

[The Demon Prince of Absurdity]

On Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:45:14 +0100, Borked Pseudo Mailed did the cha-cha,
and screamed:

> If this is true, then it is great news!

>
> I've always been glad you could not pollute *any* newsgroup at the same
> time with your mindless crap, nevertheless you've been an annoying lunatic
> to many ppl (the "fuckwits" as you'd like to refer to them).
>
> I hope you dye soon. Bad luck, mate!

Hiya, Dustbin.

[Borked Pseudo Mailed]

On Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:03:13 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
<absurd_numb...@hell.corn> wrote:

>On Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:45:14 +0100, Borked Pseudo Mailed did the cha-cha,
>and screamed:
>
>> If this is true, then it is great news!
>>
>> I've always been glad you could not pollute *any* newsgroup at the same
>> time with your mindless crap, nevertheless you've been an annoying lunatic
>> to many ppl (the "fuckwits" as you'd like to refer to them).
>>
>> I hope you dye soon. Bad luck, mate!
>
>Hiya, Dustbin.

Wrong idiot

[Clogwog]

Hiya, Borked Psycho! Bubba laughs @ you!

[Julie]

Which idiot are you then.

[Julie]

Borked Pseudo Mailed wrote:
> If this is true, then it is great news!
>
> I've always been glad you could not pollute *any* newsgroup at the
> same time with your mindless crap, nevertheless you've been an
> annoying lunatic to many ppl (the "fuckwits" as you'd like to refer to
> them).
>
> I hope you dye soon.

To what colour?

[cidr]

On Dec 24, 5:57 pm, "NewFox" <-> wrote:
> Hello, in the following post I may seem to be critical in some points, I do
> this only to help.
> It is not true criticism, but more of an observational nature.
> Who am I to criticize anyway? I have my own shortcomings and challenges..
> I am far from perfect, and this is why perhaps I can understand the
> situtation better.
> Perhaps this [post may clarify a few things, if he reads this thread.
>
> > I don't believe in karma, fate, luck or whatever else you want to call it.You should at least believe that the mind has powers far beyond science
> understands, and that it can effect health. A small indication of this is
> documented in the placebo effect. Also there have been studies that show
> that prayer can effect health,
> and the reasons are not fully understood. Perhaps it is just the mind doing
> this and not
> some form of higher being.. however there have been cases of recovery that
> people call miraculous because they are so fast and without any logical
> explanation.
> MRI scans done during prayer show that this is a special function, and in
> that state the brain
> is working with both hemispheres in the most harmonious fashion... and in
> that state, healing can occur.
>
>
> "Tattoo Vampire" <sitt...@this.computer> wrote in messagenews:Xns98A3A59...@204.153.244.170...
>
> > Bob Officer wrote:
>
> >> Rhonda, I don't know what to say. I will say I watched several people
> >> died from several different types of cancer, including my Dad. It
> >> isn't ever nice. Most people will run and hide when they find a
> >> friend has cancer of any type because they fear the same thing
> >> happening to them.
>
> >> I found this out 11 years ago when I was diagnosed with melanoma. I
> >> still don't know what to say to K-man. I do wish him well. I don't
> >> believe in God, so saying a prayer is out. I am too far away to
> >> really offer assistant to him or his family.
>
> >> So What Can I say, that will help him of his friends. The only thing
> >> I can say to those people is "stand by him". If you need to talk to
> >> someone yourself or you find his family is having trouble seek
> >> someone to talk to. This is going to be a difficult time.
>
> > I don't believe in karma, fate, luck or whatever else you want to call it.
> > That's why the few posters chortling about KMan getting what he deserves
> > amuse me rather than piss me off.
>
> > That said, let me add that he's been a damn good friend to me online and
> > off, and I'm keeping my fingers crossed, hoping for a miracle (although I
> > don't really believe in those either).
>
> > --
> > Regards,
> > [tv]
>
> > ...A peek at the answer is worth a thousand guesses.

tv,
,,,,,,cough......cough......kenny.

cidr

[phrogee]

"Gazwad" <argos.staff...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:izojo8$zyi$p...@cracked-up-tits.com...
> phrogee <phr...@greenwater.wet>, the gaunt-wastrel and xenophobic
> maricon who likes furious hammer slammin' with crocodiles, and whose
> partner is a woman-of-loose-morals with an ample bone yard, wrote in
> <YOKdne2yf5KxuBDY...@insightbb.com>:
>
> "phrogee" <phr...@greenwater.wet> wrote in message
> news:YOKdne2yf5KxuBDY...@insightbb.com...

>>
>> "Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
>> message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...
>>

>>> I was told on Tuesday that I
>>> have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.
>>>
>>

>> <snipped>
>>
>> I'm assuming you're being serious. From other's comments, many of us here
>> suffer from fates of ill. I, for one, have end-stage COPD. Have enjoyed
>> your *clowning* and wish the best for you. I know you've had a lot of fun
>> putting your licks in here and there. Keep a stiff upper lip! Can I have
>> your penis jar?
>
> Surely your anus is far too loose already?
>

And you're not even intelligent enough to understand my reason for the way I
worded my post. It refers back to K's post. Never mind, you couldn't begin
to figure it out.

[Clogwog]

I agree with this poast!

[Gazwad]

phrogee <phr...@greenwater.wet>, the slobbering-freeloader and
zombified haricot who likes disgraceful palm pokin' with pelicans, and
whose partner is a playgirl with a substandard framazama, wrote in
<CfmdnSofnqGgrg3Y...@insightbb.com>:

"phrogee" <phr...@greenwater.wet> wrote in message

news:CfmdnSofnqGgrg3Y...@insightbb.com...

>
>>> Can I have
>>> your penis jar?
>>
>> Surely your anus is far too loose already?
>>
>
> And you're not even intelligent enough to understand my reason for the way
> I worded my post. It refers back to K's post. Never mind, you couldn't
> begin to figure it out.
>

Pot <> Kettle.

--
For my own part, I have never had a thought which I could not set down
in words with even more distinctness than that with which I conceived
it. There is, however, a class of fancies of exquisite delicacy which
are not thoughts, and to which as yet I have found it absolutely
impossible to adapt to language. These fancies arise in the soul, alas
how rarely. Only at epochs of most intense tranquillity, when the
bodily and mental health are in perfection. And at those weird points
of time, where the confines of the waking world blend with the world of
dreams. And so I captured this fancy, where all that we see, or seem,
is but a dream within a dream.

[Raving]

Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
> Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
> DSOCPL, EOTHIDIAUTP, GGGHD, HCNB, MU, BCB, CPFWJ, CPFG, MWFA, CEM
> wrote:
> > Hail Eris! On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:16:34 -0500, Meat Plow wrote:
> >> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:53:08 +0545, Kadaitcha Man Has Frothed:
>
> <snipped>
>
> >> Sheesh bro, don't know what to say...
> >
> > May I just echo that fine sentiment?
>
> I've always been amazed at how we eulogize the dead--as if it matters
> what we say of someone when he's no longer here to hear it.
>
> I sometimes wonder what the world would be like if we treated everyone
> as if their death were imminent. Of course, death is imminent, it's just
> that only some few of us are ever faced with concrete deadline rather
> than an unhappy surprise.
>
> If love is strong enough to avert personal disaster, then maybe you
> don't need to say anything at all. That would be my pick, if I get one.
> But just in case I don't, I wouldn't want either of you to ever be in
> the position of writing words that will never be seen by the person who
> was meant to read them.
You know Rhonda ...

With our last short discussion, I realized that Kadaitcha Man plays
'Whack-A-Mole' as if it were a "Theory of Mind". I play the game for
other reasons.

It followed that you and K-man are like minded individuals; two of a
kind.

>From that point onwards, it seemed very possible that you and he could
*indeed* be distinctly different people. Now, you remain strangely
quiet. That is also understandable.

The whole situation makes me feel very sad. The Kmonster has had a
significant and positive influence on my life.

The reality of Usenet is not as phony as many would imagine it to be.

However, this ultimate troll, ends playing itself out ...

I shall miss Kadaitcha Man, profoundly.

Raving

[Mhzjunkie]

Gazwad spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits myself:

> phrogee <phr...@greenwater.wet>, the gaunt-wastrel and xenophobic
> maricon who likes furious hammer slammin' with crocodiles, and whose
> partner is a woman-of-loose-morals with an ample bone yard, wrote in
> <YOKdne2yf5KxuBDY...@insightbb.com>:
>

> "phrogee" <phr...@greenwater.wet> wrote in message

> news:YOKdne2yf5KxuBDY...@insightbb.com...
>>
>> "Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
>> message news:htold1$x6q$8...@incapacitated-jubblies.org.au...
>>
>>> I was told on Tuesday that I
>>> have an aggresively fast-growing, malignant brain tumour.
>>>
>>
>> <snipped>
>>
>> I'm assuming you're being serious. From other's comments, many of us
>> here suffer from fates of ill. I, for one, have end-stage COPD.
>> Have enjoyed your *clowning* and wish the best for you. I know
>> you've had a lot of fun putting your licks in here and there. Keep a

>> stiff upper lip! Can I have your penis jar?

>
> Surely your anus is far too loose already?

I'd had him pictured with a pile a biscuits and some sort a cheese spread.

--
Mhzjunkie

1 PRINT "Windows XP ERROR"
GOTO 1
END

[phrogee]

"Mhzjunkie" <mhzj...@40-ounce.com> wrote in message
news:pSHlh.564$fY....@newsfe05.lga...

<big chuckle> I just want to bury the damn thing once and for all. It's
likely to fall off the refrigerator and hurt someone.

[phrogee]

"phrogee" <phr...@greenwater.wet> wrote in message

news:N-adnbDsoZMkHArY...@insightbb.com...

The hell with it. After seeing Kay's last post, I can see it's all a big
farce anyhow. I recently had two close relatives with brain tumors, each in
different parts of their brains. They weren't nearly as bad as Kay's
*condition*, but they were totally incapable of being able to set up at a
computer, let alone actually type something out, or even think of something
to write.

[Borked Pseudo Mailed]

>The hell with it. After seeing Kay's last post, I can see it's all a big
>farce anyhow. I recently had two close relatives with brain tumors, each in
>different parts of their brains. They weren't nearly as bad as Kay's
>*condition*, but they were totally incapable of being able to set up at a
>computer, let alone actually type something out, or even think of something
>to write.
>

Maybe you're right. Time will tell if it's a farce or not.

[Borked Pseudo Mailed]

On Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:27:23 -0800, "Julie" <nos...@nosperm.net>
wrote:

To very PALE colour of course! lol!

[Julie]

Ghostly.

[Frosty]

On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 15:17:53 GMT in 24hoursupport.helpdesk a thought
sat on "Dr. Abraham van Helsing" <""Dr. van Helsing\"@van
Helsing.COM">'s chest like a vulture, I said "Pluck It! And with the
feather I'll tickle your throat and you can throw it up to me" Said he
"I shall" & thus puked:

>Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>> I have to get my shit in order.
>>
>

>You should have done that long ago, instaed of acting ass out here on
>the Internet. If it is you, then payback is a motherfucker.
>
>You should get one lined up ASAP and crawl into it.
>
>http://www.batesville.com/html/2.htm
>
>van Helsing

Dear van.
You're a serious dick.
Fuck you.

Frosty

[Frosty]

Kadaitcha Man blabbered:
<snip>

Dammit K-man! What the fuck didja go and get a fucking brain tumor
for??

I'd donate my brain to you but I'm using it (on and off.)

Oh well.

[phrogee]

"Borked Pseudo Mailed" <nob...@pseudo.borked.net> wrote in message
news:d85bab4350c76ffe...@pseudo.borked.net...

Yes, time seems to be the teller of all truths.