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Gloria Goitre

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10 Feb 2005, 12:21:1910/02/2005
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http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7595038&src=eDialog/GetContent&section=news

I'll pull 'em out through your arse. That 'ass', to the dumb fuck ameriKKKan
lurkers.

--
Glorious Goitre


John Holmes

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10 Feb 2005, 12:30:1510/02/2005
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"Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in
news:371jhqF...@individual.net:

> http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7
> 595038&src=eDialog/GetContent&section=news

I never refuse sex to a drunk lady. N E V E R !

--
It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch...

Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 12:32:0810/02/2005
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That would explain why your mom gets so much...
you just can't say no can you

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John Holmes

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10 Feb 2005, 12:51:1910/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in news:sUMOd.38301$L_3.9567@clgrps13:


> "John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
> news:cuhc8...@newsfeed.active.ws...
>> "Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in
>> news:371jhqF...@individual.net:
>>
>>> http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?
type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7
>>> 595038&src=eDialog/GetContent&section=news
>>
>> I never refuse sex to a drunk lady. N E V E R !
>>
>> --
>> It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch...
>
>

<top-posting corrected>

> That would explain why your mom gets so much...
> you just can't say no can you
>

My mom is dead and buried, you top-posting fucked in the head moron.

chrisv

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10 Feb 2005, 13:00:5910/02/2005
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Jamco wrote:

>"John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message

*plonk*

Philip Callan

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10 Feb 2005, 13:35:4110/02/2005
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John Holmes wrote:

> My mom is dead and buried, you top-posting fucked in the head moron.

Can't expect much from the fuckwits in Calgary anyways, and I wouldn't
tell Jamco anymore about your mom, dead and horizontal, he's already
drooling...

Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 14:16:1910/02/2005
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wow, your just a genious aren't you!

"Philip Callan" <call...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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> Ahh fuck, must have been all the stupid comments he makes on the forsale
> groups that threw me off, he's actually from Edmonton.


Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 14:17:4010/02/2005
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damn, you definately have some low standards then don't you.
dead or alive, as long as theres alcohol your in...
crazy

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John Holmes

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10 Feb 2005, 14:25:3010/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in news:7qOOd.39423$L_3.33413@clgrps13:

Get fucked, cumco.

John Holmes

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10 Feb 2005, 14:28:3010/02/2005
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"cumco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in news:orOOd.39449$L_3.38651@clgrps13:

> "John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
> news:cuhdh...@newsfeed.active.ws...
>> "Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in news:sUMOd.38301$L_3.9567@clgrps13:
>>
>>
>>> "John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
>>> news:cuhc8...@newsfeed.active.ws...
>>>> "Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in
>>>> news:371jhqF...@individual.net:
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?
>> type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7
>>>>> 595038&src=eDialog/GetContent&section=news
>>>>
>>>> I never refuse sex to a drunk lady. N E V E R !
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch...
>>>
>>>
>>
>> <top-posting corrected>
>>
>>> That would explain why your mom gets so much...
>>> you just can't say no can you
>>>
>>
>> My mom is dead and buried, you top-posting fucked in the head moron.
>> --
>> It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch...
>
>

<top-posted corrected, again>

> damn, you definately have some low standards then don't you.
> dead or alive, as long as theres alcohol your in...
> crazy
>

Get fucked, you mad cow.

Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 14:36:2410/02/2005
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lol
wow someone doesn't have a sense of humor

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> "cumco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in news:orOOd.39449$L_3.38651@clgrps13:
>
>> "Look at me I changed your name too!" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in

Gloria Goitre

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10 Feb 2005, 14:51:2210/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in message
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> lol
> wow someone doesn't have a sense of humor

That you had to go to the bother of explaining what you would call humour
does nothing for the way you attempted to convey it, does it, arsebreath,
eh?

Go on, have another go, you lame humourless cunt.

--
Glorious Goitre


Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 15:11:4710/02/2005
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females have cunts, not males
looks like someone failed grade 6 sex ed.

"Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in message
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Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 15:13:0110/02/2005
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No need to swear, you could always try using real words

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Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 15:13:1910/02/2005
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No need to swear, you could always try using real words

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Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 15:12:2910/02/2005
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2 things
no need to swear
and check your spelling its jamco...
thanks

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Dr. Bill

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10 Feb 2005, 15:35:1710/02/2005
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Jamco wrote:
> No need to swear, you could always try using real words

Get fucked, you toppoasting uncouth mountain of putrid stable sweepings and
tacky tub of malignant toad tumours.
<to John>
Jamco acts like a frustrated "Nijntje" wannebe.
http://www.necrofiel.nl/images/Suneye_NeukiaNijntje.jpg

Philip Callan

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10 Feb 2005, 15:45:5910/02/2005
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Jamco wrote:
> No need to swear, you could always try using real words
>

You mean like 'craptacular' ?

Go back to studying for your A+ fuckwit.


From: "Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com>
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Rhonda the annoying bitch with a craptacular website, who keeps posting
spam
every day.
I think that would be a good name?

Oh and I'll offer you $5 for the item you have for sale

"Rhonda" <rho...@telus.net> wrote in message
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> Hey we have a pup comming in Jan, he will be used for search and rescue.
> We
> need a name?????
>
> http://www.treuefreundschaftkennels.com/index.htm
>
>
>

Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 15:59:0310/02/2005
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Wow, this group is full of nothing but trolls.

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Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 16:01:2010/02/2005
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wow you copied and pasted a post from another group.
Anyways, I have work to do, so enjoy trolling the groups.
Bye.

Why would I study for my a+, i read some articles on it, wrote the test and
passed it...

Dumbass

You know I could always copy and paste some of your old posts to here...but
I won't sink to your level..

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Dr. Bill

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10 Feb 2005, 16:12:0410/02/2005
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Dr. Bill

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10 Feb 2005, 16:17:0310/02/2005
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Jamco wrote:
> Wow, this group is full of nothing but trolls.

Wow!, now you hurt my feelings, I'll be running to my mom now, to tell her
about you calling me a troll!

Gloria Goitre

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10 Feb 2005, 16:16:0510/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in message
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> When I walk into a room full of people, I think everyone is looking at me.


Gloria Goitre

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10 Feb 2005, 16:15:1410/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in message
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Trust the speed of a cannuck to notice [sic].

--
Glorious Goitre


Dr. Bill

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10 Feb 2005, 16:24:2510/02/2005
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*Jamco* wrote:
> 2 things
> no need to swear
> and check your spelling its *jamco* ...

lol
Hi *J* amco, nice selfnuke you did there!

> thanks

Get fucked twice moron!

Gloria Goitre

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10 Feb 2005, 16:21:5210/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in message
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> "Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in message
> news:371sb5F...@individual.net...
>> "Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in message
>> news:YIOOd.39798$L_3.13936@clgrps13
>>> lol
>>> wow someone doesn't have a sense of humor
>>
>> That you had to go to the bother of explaining what you would call
>> humour does nothing for the way you attempted to convey it, does it,
>> arsebreath, eh?
>>
>> Go on, have another go, you lame humourless cunt.
>
> females have cunts, not males
> looks like someone failed grade 6 sex ed.

That you now feel compelled to explain on Usenet your meagre knowledge of
the sexes in an attempt to avert further humiliation, you really should
consider giving up while you're behind.

<aside>
Now watch the retard hop to the other foot.

--
Glorious Goitre


Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 16:27:5610/02/2005
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yeah well my mom says I'm special


Idiot

"Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in message

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Gloria Goitre

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10 Feb 2005, 16:31:5110/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in message
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Can't argue with her there.

--
Glorious Goitre


Kutloze Scheefgepoepte

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10 Feb 2005, 16:31:5610/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in message
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> yeah well my mom says I'm special

Does she suck cock, does she swallow?

> --
> Idiot

Nice sig' you have there, and appropriate too.

--
You ain't Dutch if you've been conned.


Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 16:45:5210/02/2005
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Yes, she does suck and swallow, I know from my own first hand experience.
You should definately give her a try, it would be worth your time!

Idiot

"Kutloze Scheefgepoepte" <kut...@evil.fucker.com> wrote in message
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Kutloze Scheefgepoepte

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10 Feb 2005, 16:49:3110/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in message
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> Yes, she does suck and swallow, I know from my own first hand
> experience. You should definately give her a try, it would be worth
> your time!

So then you'll know that when she was kicked in the cunt, you were
conceived.

Damn, I just let the cat out of the bag as to how you got that dent smack
bang in the middle of your face.

> --
> Idiot

You're a slow learner, eh.

Gloria Goitre

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10 Feb 2005, 16:53:1410/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in message
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> Yes, she does suck and swallow, I know from my own first hand
> experience.

That would be when the milky fucked her and you gave him a blow job at the
same time, eh?

> You should definately give her a try, it would be worth
> your time!

I bet the ragged biatch is mingen, eh.

> Idiot

What's your last name, moron?

--
Glorious Goitre


Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 16:54:2310/02/2005
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well of course I'm slow, and blow to the head would do that to anyone!

Idiot

"Kutloze Scheefgepoepte" <kut...@evil.fucker.com> wrote in message

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Done up like a kipper

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10 Feb 2005, 16:56:1210/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in message
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> I have thick, ugly red scaling on my knees. What is it?


--
Red herring


Kutloze Scheefgepoepte

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10 Feb 2005, 16:58:4210/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in message
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> I can do wonderful things with vegetables.


John Holmes

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10 Feb 2005, 17:04:3210/02/2005
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"Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in news:NePOd.40057$L_3.24571@clgrps13:

I just checked my spelling...
I now see I was wrong. I should have said "get fucked with a running
rusty chainsaw upon your ass..."
Thanks for pointing me out.

Chef Gerhardt Nuttingforth-Clocklestet

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10 Feb 2005, 17:16:4610/02/2005
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Jamco, <Ho...@jamco.com>, the splotched, maniacal bighead, and maker of
polish for shoes, jawed:

> 2 things
> no need to swear
> and check your spelling its jamco...
> thanks

Fuck-off, Jamrag, you bloody cunt.


--
Lunch was nice;

Frozen pig bowel salted with smoked hamster spinal cord and fox buttock
garnish garnished with curdled puppy tail, arranged in a turbid tureen
overflowing with tepid squares of banana pepper and bamboo with pieces of
almond in dog pee, a side of crackers and a container of skunk piss.

nero

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10 Feb 2005, 17:22:2110/02/2005
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this is a linux group not insult contest grow up

Jamco

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10 Feb 2005, 17:29:3410/02/2005
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anyways, I have a real job doing tech support for convergys, unlike you all,
I am going somewhere in my life. I took 2 months computer training at
CDI!!!

Bye

Idiot

"Kutloze Scheefgepoepte" <kut...@evil.fucker.com> wrote in message

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Kadaitcha Man

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10 Feb 2005, 17:30:5810/02/2005
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Kutloze Scheefgepoepte, <kut...@evil.fucker.com>, the knobby, low-lying
ratsbane, and boy trumpeter, mewled:


> Damn, I just let the cat out of the bag as to how you got that dent
> smack bang in the middle of your face.

YHGM

--
Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor <harvie_wa...@mindless.com>
gets a taste of his own medicine and squeals: "You
pathetic fag, you have to not only typo pounce but
edit it out of context. What a fucking lame ass bitch."

Chef Darryl Grandfield-Hinningham

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10 Feb 2005, 17:33:0710/02/2005
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nero, <cale...@gmail.com>, the one-dimensional, poltroon heartrot, and
bloodletter, illumined:

> this is a linux group not insult contest grow up

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you dumbfuck cunt.
Pray tell, which is a linux group?


--
Lunch was nice;

Decayed used tampons and monkey pustule conserve garnished with decomposed
cat carcinoma with cabbage dressing, dished up in a gurgling bucket with a
slew of bloody poison-dart frog, fatty croutons of intestine, egg and bacon,
dressing, a side of chips and a litre of mouldy yoghurt.

Kadaitcha Man

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10 Feb 2005, 17:33:5610/02/2005
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Jamco, <Ho...@jamco.com>, the degenerative, mangled farthead, and animal
trap setter, asseverated:

> anyways, I have a real job doing tech support for convergys, unlike
> you all, I am going somewhere in my life. I took 2 months computer
> training at CDI!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

> Bye
>
> Idiot

Your sig should have "-- " on the line above it. Like this:

> Bye
>
> --
> Idiot

HTH & HAND

Kadaitcha Man

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10 Feb 2005, 17:32:4010/02/2005
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nero, <cale...@gmail.com>, the ghoulish, catchpenny dope, and employee who
repairs blades on mechanical agitators in washing machines, declaimed:


> this is a linux group not insult contest grow up

Actually, that is a statement in a usenet post.

Linux makes you fucking stupid.

Chef Courtney Funderwater-Subblesodging

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10 Feb 2005, 17:36:1810/02/2005
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Jamco, <Ho...@jamco.com>, the dyslexic, anterior floorwalker, and employee
responsible for cleaning out used catheter tubes, meowed:

> anyways, I have a real job doing tech support for convergys, unlike
> you all, I am going somewhere in my life. I took 2 months computer
> training at CDI!!!
>
> Bye

LOL, you fucking retard.

>
> Idiot
>

Such an apt signature, shame you forgot to add the "-- " line above it.


--
Lunch was nice;

Tenderised whore's tit blisters and bull heart vinegar soured with scorched
rat nerve, dished up in a cooling bucket stuffed with medium cooked badger,
well-spiced uncooked caviar and shrimp with chunks of veal, fresh blood, a
side of fruit and a mug of smegma.

Gloria Goitre

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10 Feb 2005, 17:53:0310/02/2005
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"Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
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> Kutloze Scheefgepoepte, <kut...@evil.fucker.com>, the knobby,
> low-lying ratsbane, and boy trumpeter, mewled:
>
>
>> Damn, I just let the cat out of the bag as to how you got that dent
>> smack bang in the middle of your face.
>
> YHGM

Negatory.

--
Glorious Goitre


Kadaitcha Man

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10 Feb 2005, 18:03:1410/02/2005
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Gloria Goitre, <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com>, the peptic, mud-beplastered
farthead, and buyer of old clothes, denounced:

Check again.

Chef Atherton Sasslekodge-Sogglewell

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10 Feb 2005, 18:03:5810/02/2005
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Gloria Goitre, <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com>, the open-ended,
pumpkin-shaped gudgeon, and bobbin turner, yowled:

Leave the Tories alone, ya cunt.
Neckablair.


--
Lunch was nice;

Sautéed marmot gut baked on top of festered diseased body parts accentuated
with tenderised chef's pubic hairs and bladder topping con raw used tampons
and fish muscle marinade, cooked in a chilled pannikin stuffed with tough
scraps of tomato, squash and salsa in stinking compost gravy, a side of
chocolate and a container of goat brain broth.

Kutloze Scheefgepoepte

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10 Feb 2005, 18:07:5210/02/2005
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"Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
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> Gloria Goitre, <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com>, the peptic,
> mud-beplastered farthead, and buyer of old clothes, denounced:
>
>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
>> news:41bd47ce22e54a0a...@comp.os.linux.advocacy.axe.wounds
>>> Kutloze Scheefgepoepte, <kut...@evil.fucker.com>, the knobby,
>>> low-lying ratsbane, and boy trumpeter, mewled:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Damn, I just let the cat out of the bag as to how you got that dent
>>>> smack bang in the middle of your face.
>>>
>>> YHGM
>>
>> Negatory.
>
> Check again.

Are you referring to the last mail you sent ten hours ago?

Gloria Goitre

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10 Feb 2005, 18:08:2310/02/2005
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"Chef Atherton Sasslekodge-Sogglewell"
<chef.atherton.sass...@comp.os.linux.advocacy.celebrities.nude>
wrote in message
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> Gloria Goitre, <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com>, the open-ended,
> pumpkin-shaped gudgeon, and bobbin turner, yowled:
>
>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
>> news:41bd47ce22e54a0a...@comp.os.linux.advocacy.axe.wounds
>>> Kutloze Scheefgepoepte, <kut...@evil.fucker.com>, the knobby,
>>> low-lying ratsbane, and boy trumpeter, mewled:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Damn, I just let the cat out of the bag as to how you got that dent
>>>> smack bang in the middle of your face.
>>>
>>> YHGM
>>
>> Negatory.
>
> Leave the Tories alone, ya cunt.
> Neckablair.

Wicked! ;)

--
Glorious Goitre


Brian H¹©

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11 Feb 2005, 02:08:0711/02/2005
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Jamco wrote:
> anyways, I have a real job doing tech support for convergys, unlike you all,
> I am going somewhere in my life. I took 2 months computer training at
> CDI!!!
>

Wow, another "expert" on the shop floor.

Aquila Deus

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11 Feb 2005, 10:05:2111/02/2005
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nero wrote:
> this is a linux group not insult contest grow up

linux group is the best place for insult contest!

Aquila Deus

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11 Feb 2005, 10:06:5911/02/2005
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Dr. Bill wrote:
> chrisv wrote:

> > Jamco wrote:
> >
> >> "John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
> >
> > *plonk*
>
> Wow! not bad! Go on then!
>
http://groups.google.nl/groups?hl=nl&lr=&q=Chrisv+plonk&btnG=Zoeken&meta=

Why does it show "2.050" instead of "2,050"??

Aquila Deus

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11 Feb 2005, 10:10:4111/02/2005
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Dr. Bill wrote:

> *Jamco* wrote:
> > 2 things
> > no need to swear
> > and check your spelling its *jamco* ...
>
> lol
> Hi *J* amco, nice selfnuke you did there!
>
> > thanks
>
> Get fucked twice moron!

"I don't fuck you dead twice unless you pay for it!"

:-)

Aquila Deus

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11 Feb 2005, 10:08:2111/02/2005
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John Holmes wrote:
> "Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in
news:sUMOd.38301$L_3.9567@clgrps13:

>
>
> > "John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
> > news:cuhc8...@newsfeed.active.ws...

> >> "Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in
> >> news:371jhqF...@individual.net:
> >>
> >>> http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?
> type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7
> >>> 595038&src=eDialog/GetContent&section=news
> >>
> >> I never refuse sex to a drunk lady. N E V E R !

> >>
> >> --
> >> It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch...
> >
> >
>
> <top-posting corrected>
>
> > That would explain why your mom gets so much...
> > you just can't say no can you

> >
>
> My mom is dead and buried, you top-posting fucked in the head moron.

She's just too tired and need some sleep.

Aquila Deus

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11 Feb 2005, 10:13:0311/02/2005
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Gloria Goitre wrote:
>
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7595038&src=eDialog/GetContent&section=news
>
> I'll pull 'em out through your arse. That 'ass', to the dumb fuck
ameriKKKan
> lurkers.
>

Oh, you ruined my taste of british women.

Kutloze Scheefgepoepte

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11 Feb 2005, 10:36:3011/02/2005
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"Aquila Deus" <aquil...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1108134783.2...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com

Will you chink cunts stop at nothing to eat dog and human flesh.

Gloria Goitre

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11 Feb 2005, 10:40:0211/02/2005
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You're about the shape and size of a couple of testicles 'what do you want
to be pulled through today?'.

--
Glorious Goitre


haraguroi-hito

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11 Feb 2005, 11:05:0311/02/2005
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"Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in message
news:3741vqF...@individual.net

How about, a hedge, backwards?

--
Expose your mind, and prepare for it to be pissed on.


Dr. Bill

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11 Feb 2005, 11:14:1011/02/2005
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A chink idiots confession, it will be noted for future use, that your gay
and you want to fuck a man till he is dead.
b.t.w. Are you ready to fuck someone to death? Persistant rumours have
spread that Chink cunts have very small pencil dicks. Warn me when you found
your magnifying glass, to have a look.


Kutloze Scheefgepoepte

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11 Feb 2005, 11:13:0911/02/2005
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"Dr. Bill" <bill_dctr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:420cd860$0$797$3a62...@textreader.nntp.hccnet.nl

ROFL

I have absolutely no fuckin' idea what you were banging on about there
Billy-Bob-Joe-Jim, but it was as funny as hell!!

relic

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11 Feb 2005, 11:33:0311/02/2005
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Europe uses ',' to represent '.' and vice-versa in numbers.

1.234.567,89 = 1,234,567.89

--
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity


Dr. Bill

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11 Feb 2005, 11:48:2611/02/2005
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Resultaten 1 - 10 van circa 2.050 voor Chrisv plonk (0,15 seconden)

^^^^
Results 1 - 10 of 1,410 for Chrisv plonk (0.70 seconds)
^^^^
?????????? 1 - 10 ?? ???????? 2 050 ??? chrisv plonk. (0,15 ??????)
Risultati 1 - 10 su circa 2'050 per chrisv plonk. (0,24 secondi)
??2,050???chrisv plonk?????,????1-10?? (???? 0.23 ?)
<Babel-like confusion of tongues>


Dr. Bill

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11 Feb 2005, 12:06:0311/02/2005
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Is Aquila Deus capable to fuck someone dead?
The chink cunt has malady emotional instability with pseudologica
phantastica, he or she or it finds it difficult to tell reality from
fantasy!


Kutloze Scheefgepoepte

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11 Feb 2005, 12:09:0011/02/2005
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"Dr. Bill" <bill_dctr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:420ce48a$0$801$3a62...@textreader.nntp.hccnet.nl

He will be confused by all and anything you or I post in groups.

His responses Billy are all guess work on his part. He therefore
only knows if he's made a connection with something someone
has said when someone responds in a way he considers it a
connection.

How much fuckin' madder can the chink cunt get, that's what I
want to know.

Chef Chauncey Blovingfog-Fittingworth

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11 Feb 2005, 14:54:5611/02/2005
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Dr. Bill, <bill_dctr...@yahoo.com>, the cut out, psychiatric
shitbucket, and skinner and dealer in young goats, hissed:

> Aquila Deus wrote:
>> Dr. Bill wrote:
>>> *Jamco* wrote:
>>>> 2 things
>>>> no need to swear
>>>> and check your spelling its *jamco* ...
>>>
>>> lol
>>> Hi *J* amco, nice selfnuke you did there!
>>>
>>>> thanks
>>>
>>> Get fucked twice moron!
>>
>> "I don't fuck you dead twice unless you pay for it!"
>>
>> :-)
>
> A chink idiots confession, it will be noted for future use, that your
> gay and you want to fuck a man till he is dead.
> b.t.w. Are you ready to fuck someone to death? Persistant rumours have
> spread that Chink cunts have very small pencil dicks.

Shame they don't have a rubber on the end, like a proper pencil, eh?

> Warn me when
> you found your magnifying glass, to have a look.

--
Lunch was nice;

Microwaved worm tail with corn marinade salted aside seared gnats and lizard
scrotum dressing, simmered in a wriggling saucepan heaped with hairy cooked
bologna and squash in stinking chef's snot, a side of sweetbread and a
bucket of heartworm bile.

Kadaitcha Man

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11 Feb 2005, 19:43:1611/02/2005
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relic, <ab...@relic211.cjb.net>, the subatomic, suckled toilet cleaner, and
corn miller, tehee'd:


> Europe uses ',' to represent '.' and vice-versa in numbers.
>
> 1.234.567,89 = 1,234,567.89

BZZZT. Some European countries do. Holland, Greece, Italy, Germany and Spain
in particular. The French speaking Swiss use apostrophes instead of commas.
The French and Czechs use spaces.

HTH and HAND.

relic

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11 Feb 2005, 20:17:5011/02/2005
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> relic, <ab...@relic211.cjb.net>, the subatomic, suckled toilet
> cleaner, and corn miller, tehee'd:
>
>
>> Europe uses ',' to represent '.' and vice-versa in numbers.
>>
>> 1.234.567,89 = 1,234,567.89
>
> BZZZT. Some European countries do. Holland, Greece, Italy, Germany
> and Spain in particular. The French speaking Swiss use apostrophes
> instead of commas. The French and Czechs use spaces.

I didn't know it wasn't universal. Obviously, I spent my time in the
countries you named that do, and the Cherman half of Switzerland.

>
> HTH and HAND.

It did. I will. Ta.

--
If there is a Tourist Season, how come we can't shoot them?


Kadaitcha Man

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11 Feb 2005, 20:28:3011/02/2005
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relic, <ab...@relic211.cjb.net>, the good-for-nothing, mucoidal road
sweeper, and employee in charge of plugging up rabbit and badger holes, made
public:

You do know what assumptions can do to you, don't you, mate?

relic

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11 Feb 2005, 20:37:3711/02/2005
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> relic, <ab...@relic211.cjb.net>, the good-for-nothing, mucoidal road
> sweeper, and employee in charge of plugging up rabbit and badger
> holes, made public:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> relic, <ab...@relic211.cjb.net>, the subatomic, suckled toilet
>>> cleaner, and corn miller, tehee'd:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Europe uses ',' to represent '.' and vice-versa in numbers.
>>>>
>>>> 1.234.567,89 = 1,234,567.89
>>>
>>> BZZZT. Some European countries do. Holland, Greece, Italy, Germany
>>> and Spain in particular. The French speaking Swiss use apostrophes
>>> instead of commas. The French and Czechs use spaces.
>>
>> I didn't know it wasn't universal. Obviously, I spent my time in the
>> countries you named that do, and the Cherman half of Switzerland.
>>
>>>
>>> HTH and HAND.
>>
>> It did. I will. Ta.
>
> You do know what assumptions can do to you, don't you, mate?

http://www.tartans.com/articles/famscots/g/hamiltonpburn.jpg

Kadaitcha Man

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11 Feb 2005, 20:44:0411/02/2005
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relic, <ab...@relic211.cjb.net>, the whiskery, pitiful flea beetle, and lift
attendant, toned:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:

>> You do know what assumptions can do to you, don't you, mate?
>
> http://www.tartans.com/articles/famscots/g/hamiltonpburn.jpg

ROFL

Now, to get the sound of the burning wood and sizzling body fat just right,
"Open the box and find the audio cable running from the cdrom to the sound
card. Unplug the sucker, turn it 180º and plug it back in."

relic

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11 Feb 2005, 21:05:1811/02/2005
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> relic, <ab...@relic211.cjb.net>, the whiskery, pitiful flea beetle,
> and lift attendant, toned:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>>> You do know what assumptions can do to you, don't you, mate?
>>
>> http://www.tartans.com/articles/famscots/g/hamiltonpburn.jpg
>
> ROFL
>
> Now, to get the sound of the burning wood and sizzling body fat just
> right, "Open the box and find the audio cable running from the cdrom
> to the sound card. Unplug the sucker, turn it 180º and plug it back
> in."

While I was reading that thread, I was wondering why 'Dot' didn't know that
some of the new DVD Burners (Toshiba, Samsung...) don't even have the old
analog socket on the back. Yet, they have sound support. Go figure!

Aquila Deus

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11 Feb 2005, 21:08:2011/02/2005
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LOL! In chinese it implies sex, not just eating :-)

relic

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11 Feb 2005, 21:09:2911/02/2005
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Hmmm.... you have sex with dogs? Then _eat_ them? What are you, a race of
Praying Mantis?

Kadaitcha Man

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11 Feb 2005, 21:16:3811/02/2005
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relic, <ab...@relic211.cjb.net>, the nonmotile, tuxedoed truck driver, and
travelling salesman, averred:

Dorothy is a doddering old fucktard who pisses on his slippers and pretends
he knows a thing or two because he can read a fucking manual. Nevertheless
an ability to read manuals and figure that this bit of wire goes there, even
though it is redundant, does not imply any skill other than being able get 2
from 1+1=? not by shher dint of mathematical calculation, but by rote.

PS: No offence to certain older others :-D

Aquila Deus

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11 Feb 2005, 21:30:5911/02/2005
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See, our chinese is too complex to you apes. :D

PS: a chinese would never even think of f**king a dog!.

Aquila Deus

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11 Feb 2005, 21:34:0211/02/2005
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Chef Marshall Billingwill-Wobblegold

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12 Feb 2005, 08:55:4212/02/2005
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Aquila Deus, <aquil...@gmail.com>, the complaining, goofy fool, and
employee responsible for removing stones from the fields before planting,
emitted:

No but a Chinese dog is pretty well fucked anyway.


--
Lunch was nice;

Microwaved pig intestine with liver conserve on top of seared humpbacked
whale skin and flea bladder extract accompanied with dried puppy abscess
with apple dressing accentuated with scorched baboon eye garnished with
stewed camel labia, dished up in a cooling pannikin heaped with twitching
bits of parsnip and lobster in foul crud, a side of rhubarb chips and a
litre of penile secretions.

Aquila Deus

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12 Feb 2005, 09:01:3212/02/2005
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Right, it's just as well-fucked as your dog.

Aquila Deus

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12 Feb 2005, 09:03:3112/02/2005
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> relic, <ab...@relic211.cjb.net>, the subatomic, suckled toilet
cleaner, and
> corn miller, tehee'd:
>
>
> > Europe uses ',' to represent '.' and vice-versa in numbers.
> >
> > 1.234.567,89 = 1,234,567.89
>
> BZZZT. Some European countries do. Holland, Greece, Italy, Germany
and Spain
> in particular. The French speaking Swiss use apostrophes instead of
commas.
> The French and Czechs use spaces.

space?! Then how can they distinguish "1 000" and "1 0 0 0" in html??

Hü©klëßë®®ÿ Hö§hïmötö

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12 Feb 2005, 09:11:5712/02/2005
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"Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message

Is that right?


Chef Sherman Binnersen-Noddlestock

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12 Feb 2005, 09:14:3012/02/2005
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Aquila Deus, <aquil...@gmail.com>, the brainsick, quivering shop
assistant, and girdle maker, yakked:

I had a girlfriend who once admitted to blowing her cat but eating a dog,
no. That's just you chink cunts and unsuspecting drunks in china town, near
Soho.


--
Lunch was nice;

Seared used tampons and bacteria gumboil seasoning con curdled used cat
litter chips and chive marinade next to tenderised owl canker with garlic
extract, arranged in a chilled casserole chock full of home-killed uncooked
reptile egg and bits of sardine in reeking sour cream, a side of sweetbread
and a keg of blood.

Aquila Deus

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12 Feb 2005, 09:14:3412/02/2005
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Hü©klëßë®®ÿ Hö§hïmötö wrote:
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
>
> Is that right?

No.

Dr. Bill

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12 Feb 2005, 13:13:3912/02/2005
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Aquila Deus wrote:
> Dr. Bill wrote:
>> Aquila Deus wrote:
>>> Dr. Bill wrote:
>>>> *Jamco* wrote:
>>>>> 2 things
>>>>> no need to swear
>>>>> and check your spelling its *jamco* ...
>>>>
>>>> lol
>>>> Hi *J* amco, nice selfnuke you did there!
>>>>
>>>>> thanks
>>>>
>>>> Get fucked twice moron!
>>>
>>> "I don't fuck you dead twice unless you pay for it!"
>>>
>>> :-)
>>
>> A chink idiots confession, it will be noted for future use, that
>> your gay and you want to fuck a man till he is dead.
>> b.t.w. Are you ready to fuck someone to death? Persistant rumours
>> have spread that Chink cunts have very small pencil dicks. Warn me
>> when you found your magnifying glass, to have a look.
>
> dude, the words come from your own mouth,

So you stole my intellectual property, you chink fuckstain. My fat, nasty,
bloodthirty, drunkard neighbour is the local village constable. I might have
to send him after you, when that hick is sober.
http://asterix.kb.nl/zappengine/objects/xbromsnor.jpg

> http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/119fae699545ad93?dmode=source
> :)
>
>> D


Aquika Deush

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12 Feb 2005, 14:12:5212/02/2005
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:

>
> PS: No offence to certain older others :-D

Ow bout us yung spling chickings?


Kadaitcha Woman

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12 Feb 2005, 18:30:2112/02/2005
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Dr. Bill, <bill_dctr...@yahoo.com>, the scum-sucking, fisheyed
pussing boil, and person employed to appraise the value of worthless goods,
chin wagged:


> So you stole my intellectual property, you chink fuckstain. My fat,
> nasty, bloodthirty, drunkard neighbour is the local village
> constable. I might have to send him after you, when that hick is
> sober. http://asterix.kb.nl/zappengine/objects/xbromsnor.jpg

Mail me, you fucking mad clogwog cunt. You'll be fucking sorry if you don't.

--
Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor to Kadaitcha Man:
"... I sad about you is true."
news:m9mqv0tcqept6bus4...@4ax.com

Kadaitcha Woman

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12 Feb 2005, 18:51:1512/02/2005
to
Hü©klëßë®®ÿ Hö§hïmötö, <huck...@hotmail.com>, the suffering, rump-fed fairy
floss, and baker who makes rock hard pikelets and crumpets, wallowed:

> "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
>
> Is that right?

Is what right, you brain-dead fucktard?

Aquila Deus

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12 Feb 2005, 20:36:4212/02/2005
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Dr. Bill wrote:
> Aquila Deus wrote:
> > Dr. Bill wrote:
> >> Aquila Deus wrote:
> >>> Dr. Bill wrote:
> >>>> *Jamco* wrote:
> >>>>> 2 things
> >>>>> no need to swear
> >>>>> and check your spelling its *jamco* ...
> >>>>
> >>>> lol
> >>>> Hi *J* amco, nice selfnuke you did there!
> >>>>
> >>>>> thanks
> >>>>
> >>>> Get fucked twice moron!
> >>>
> >>> "I don't fuck you dead twice unless you pay for it!"
> >>>
> >>> :-)
> >>
> >> A chink idiots confession, it will be noted for future use, that
> >> your gay and you want to fuck a man till he is dead.
> >> b.t.w. Are you ready to fuck someone to death? Persistant rumours
> >> have spread that Chink cunts have very small pencil dicks. Warn me
> >> when you found your magnifying glass, to have a look.
> >
> > dude, the words come from your own mouth,
>
> So you stole my intellectual property, you chink fuckstain.

Nah, I quoted it. And I thought you still remember it :-)

> My fat, nasty,
> bloodthirty, drunkard neighbour is the local village constable. I
might have
> to send him after you, when that hick is sober.
> http://asterix.kb.nl/zappengine/objects/xbromsnor.jpg

Who's the faggot??

>
> >
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/119fae699545ad93?dmode=source
> > :)
> >
> >> D

Aquila Deus

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12 Feb 2005, 21:21:3912/02/2005
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Kadaitcha Mummy wrote:
> Hü©klëßë®®ÿ Hö§hïmötö, <huck...@hotmail.com>, the
suffering, rump-fed fairy
> floss, and baker who makes rock hard pikelets and crumpets, wallowed:
>
> > "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
> >
> > Is that right?
>
> Is what right, you brain-dead fucktard?

LOL, he changed the subject :)

Dr. Bill

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13 Feb 2005, 05:06:3413/02/2005
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Your very arse obsessed, heh!
Seeing faggots everywhere and running Linux on the desktop are known
symptons of faggotry!
>
>>
>>>
> http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/119fae699545ad93?dmode=source
>>> :)
>>>
>>>> D


Aquila Deus

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13 Feb 2005, 05:35:2913/02/2005
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Aww, you must hate the lovely Kadaitcha Mummy very much :(

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