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OldGringo38

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May 23, 2012, 8:42:04 AM5/23/12
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Parko Pecked Out The Following:
> The family wheeled Old Gringo out on the lawn, in his wheelchair, where the
> activities for his 100th birthday were taking place. OG couldn't
> speak very well, but he would write notes when he needed to
> communicate... After a short time out on the lawn, OG started leaning
> off to the right, so some family members grabbed him, straightened him up
> and stuffed pillows on his right side. A short time later, he started
> leaning off to his left, so again the family grabbed him and stuffed
> pillows on his left side. Soon he started leaning forward, so the family
> members again grabbed him and then tied a pillowcase around his waist to
> hold him up.
> A nephew who arrived late came up to OG and said, 'Hi, sir,
> you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
> OG took out his little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew,
> "Bastards won't let me fart."

LOL Roar...............Fun way to start the day. :)

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OldGringo38

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May 23, 2012, 9:04:13 AM5/23/12
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Parko Pecked Out The Following:
> The family wheeled Old Gringo out on the lawn, in his wheelchair, where the
> activities for his 100th birthday were taking place. OG couldn't
> speak very well, but he would write notes when he needed to
> communicate... After a short time out on the lawn, OG started leaning
> off to the right, so some family members grabbed him, straightened him up
> and stuffed pillows on his right side. A short time later, he started
> leaning off to his left, so again the family grabbed him and stuffed
> pillows on his left side. Soon he started leaning forward, so the family
> members again grabbed him and then tied a pillowcase around his waist to
> hold him up.
> A nephew who arrived late came up to OG and said, 'Hi, sir,
> you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
> OG took out his little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew,
> "Bastards won't let me fart."

LOL Roar...............Fun way to start the day. :)

PS: Post this again on the 19th of August 2022.
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Eagle

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May 23, 2012, 11:14:06 AM5/23/12
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Parko pretended :
> The family wheeled Old Gringo out on the lawn, in his wheelchair, where the
> activities for his 100th birthday were taking place. OG couldn't
> speak very well, but he would write notes when he needed to
> communicate... After a short time out on the lawn, OG started leaning
> off to the right, so some family members grabbed him, straightened him up
> and stuffed pillows on his right side. A short time later, he started
> leaning off to his left, so again the family grabbed him and stuffed
> pillows on his left side. Soon he started leaning forward, so the family
> members again grabbed him and then tied a pillowcase around his waist to
> hold him up.
> A nephew who arrived late came up to OG and said, 'Hi, sir,
> you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
> OG took out his little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew,
> "Bastards won't let me fart."

Har har har!
The old bastard farts all the time. That's how he powers his keyboard.

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Eagle

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May 23, 2012, 11:16:10 AM5/23/12
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OldGringo38 was thinking very hard :
> On Or About This Date In History 5/23/2012 2:48 AM, Without Any Thought Parko
> Pecked Out The Following:
>> The family wheeled Old Gringo out on the lawn, in his wheelchair, where the
>> activities for his 100th birthday were taking place. OG couldn't
>> speak very well, but he would write notes when he needed to
>> communicate... After a short time out on the lawn, OG started leaning
>> off to the right, so some family members grabbed him, straightened him up
>> and stuffed pillows on his right side. A short time later, he started
>> leaning off to his left, so again the family grabbed him and stuffed
>> pillows on his left side. Soon he started leaning forward, so the family
>> members again grabbed him and then tied a pillowcase around his waist to
>> hold him up.
>> A nephew who arrived late came up to OG and said, 'Hi, sir,
>> you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
>> OG took out his little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew,
>> "Bastards won't let me fart."
>
> LOL Roar...............Fun way to start the day. :)
>
> PS: Post this again on the 19th of August 2022.

2022? Sheeeeeit...you won't be here. I'll be watering the flowers on
your plot of dirt then. :')

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OldGringo38

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May 23, 2012, 12:56:46 PM5/23/12
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Eagle Pecked Out The Following:
I'll bet those words come back to haunt you.

Eagle

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May 23, 2012, 1:42:13 PM5/23/12
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Considering the circumstances, I'll take that bet. :D

OldGringo38

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When you finish your 50,000 mile overhaul well talk about it.

Eagle

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May 23, 2012, 3:39:27 PM5/23/12
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Hell that was done 100,000 posts ago. I'm on borrowed posts now, so I'm
going to have to take what I can gleen from you and the rest of the
people I'm fond of. :')

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wereoawl

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"Parko" <there.is.a...@the.pantry.door.invalid> wrote in message
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> The family wheeled Old Gringo out on the lawn, in his wheelchair, where
> the
> activities for his 100th birthday were taking place. OG couldn't
> speak very well, but he would write notes when he needed to
> communicate... After a short time out on the lawn, OG started leaning
> off to the right, so some family members grabbed him, straightened him up
> and stuffed pillows on his right side. A short time later, he started
> leaning off to his left, so again the family grabbed him and stuffed
> pillows on his left side. Soon he started leaning forward, so the family
> members again grabbed him and then tied a pillowcase around his waist to
> hold him up.
> A nephew who arrived late came up to OG and said, 'Hi, sir,
> you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
> OG took out his little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew,
> "Bastards won't let me fart."

Happy birthday OG.


OldGringo38

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wereoawl Pecked Out The Following:
Thanks, but my birthday is in August, and I won't be 100. Thanks
anyway. :)

Eagle

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> On Or About This Date In History 5/24/2012 12:52 AM, Without Any Thought
> wereoawl Pecked Out The Following:
>> "Parko"<there.is.a...@the.pantry.door.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:jpi4o7$r86$1...@dont-email.me...
>>> The family wheeled Old Gringo out on the lawn, in his wheelchair, where
>>> the
>>> activities for his 100th birthday were taking place. OG couldn't
>>> speak very well, but he would write notes when he needed to
>>> communicate... After a short time out on the lawn, OG started leaning
>>> off to the right, so some family members grabbed him, straightened him up
>>> and stuffed pillows on his right side. A short time later, he started
>>> leaning off to his left, so again the family grabbed him and stuffed
>>> pillows on his left side. Soon he started leaning forward, so the family
>>> members again grabbed him and then tied a pillowcase around his waist to
>>> hold him up.
>>> A nephew who arrived late came up to OG and said, 'Hi, sir,
>>> you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
>>> OG took out his little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew,
>>> "Bastards won't let me fart."
>>
>> Happy birthday OG.
>>
>>
>
> Thanks, but my birthday is in August, and I won't be 100. Thanks anyway. :)

99?

OldGringo38

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May 24, 2012, 9:03:20 AM5/24/12
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Eagle Pecked Out The Following:
Not quite <g>

Eagle

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Morning big daddy....

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OldGringo38

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G'Morning Eagle, hoping all is well in CA. I just installed the new
Axis browser plug-in from Yahoo for Firefox, and the magic is here.
You're going to like it.
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OldGringo38

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Bucky Breeder Pecked Out The Following:
> Eagle<deag...@gmail.com> being grammatically
> retarded in grammer thangs post this anyways via
> news:mn.c1847dc576...@gmail.com:
>
>> --
>> Eagle
>> Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real
>> world.
>
> Correct the extraneous comma, you dookie-diapered demented dumbass.
>

First thing you and I have ever agreed on.

Eagle

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> On Or About This Date In History 5/24/2012 8:55 AM, Without Any Thought Bucky
> Breeder Pecked Out The Following:
>> Eagle<deag...@gmail.com> being grammatically
>> retarded in grammer thangs post this anyways via
>> news:mn.c1847dc576...@gmail.com:
>>
>>> --
>>> Eagle
>>> Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real
>>> world.
>>
>> Correct the extraneous comma, you dookie-diapered demented dumbass.
>>
>
> First thing you and I have ever agreed on.

lol! The BB is out and needs to be caged.
He sure is fixated on dirty diapers....
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Eagle

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May 24, 2012, 10:48:13 AM5/24/12
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OldGringo38 has brought this to us :
I'm sure it's good, but I use Chrome. It's fast and easy to use.
I'll check it out....

OldGringo38

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Eagle Pecked Out The Following:
> OldGringo38 got busy and wrote :
>> On Or About This Date In History 5/24/2012 8:55 AM, Without Any
>> Thought Bucky Breeder Pecked Out The Following:
>>> Eagle<deag...@gmail.com> being grammatically
>>> retarded in grammer thangs post this anyways via
>>> news:mn.c1847dc576...@gmail.com:
>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Eagle
>>>> Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real
>>>> world.
>>>
>>> Correct the extraneous comma, you dookie-diapered demented dumbass.
>>>
>>
>> First thing you and I have ever agreed on.
>
> lol! The BB is out and needs to be caged.
> He sure is fixated on dirty diapers....
>

Hell I've heard he's been sucking dick since he had to stand on his tip
toes to reach it.

Eagle

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> On Or About This Date In History 5/24/2012 9:43 AM, Without Any Thought Eagle
> Pecked Out The Following:
>> OldGringo38 got busy and wrote :
>>> On Or About This Date In History 5/24/2012 8:55 AM, Without Any
>>> Thought Bucky Breeder Pecked Out The Following:
>>>> Eagle<deag...@gmail.com> being grammatically
>>>> retarded in grammer thangs post this anyways via
>>>> news:mn.c1847dc576...@gmail.com:
>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Eagle
>>>>> Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real
>>>>> world.
>>>>
>>>> Correct the extraneous comma, you dookie-diapered demented dumbass.
>>>>
>>>
>>> First thing you and I have ever agreed on.
>>
>> lol! The BB is out and needs to be caged.
>> He sure is fixated on dirty diapers....
>>
>
> Hell I've heard he's been sucking dick since he had to stand on his tip toes
> to reach it.

I heard he pulled his front teeth to make room.

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FromTheRafters

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May 25, 2012, 3:52:11 PM5/25/12
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Someone technically oriented might find this interesting:

http://blog.chromium.org/2012/05/tale-of-two-pwnies-part-1.html


Aardvark

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May 25, 2012, 4:03:08 PM5/25/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:11 -0400, FromTheRafters wrote:

> Someone technically oriented might find this interesting:
>
> http://blog.chromium.org/2012/05/tale-of-two-pwnies-part-1.html

What the hell was that whooshing sound as I was reading the article?



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Aardvark

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May 25, 2012, 4:03:08 PM5/25/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:11 -0400, FromTheRafters wrote:

> Someone technically oriented might find this interesting:
>
> http://blog.chromium.org/2012/05/tale-of-two-pwnies-part-1.html

David_B

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May 25, 2012, 4:26:04 PM5/25/12
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Aardvark wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:11 -0400, FromTheRafters wrote:
>
>> Someone technically oriented might find this interesting:
>>
>> http://blog.chromium.org/2012/05/tale-of-two-pwnies-part-1.html
>
> What the hell was that whooshing sound as I was reading the article?

Most folk would only feel a need to ask once!

Dipstick! ;-)

Aardvark

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I did, cunt.


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I hope you're going to keep that sig, cunt. Very apt.

Eagle

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Aardvark explained on 5/25/2012 :
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:11 -0400, FromTheRafters wrote:
>
>> Someone technically oriented might find this interesting:
>>
>> http://blog.chromium.org/2012/05/tale-of-two-pwnies-part-1.html
>
> What the hell was that whooshing sound as I was reading the article?

Prolly this post whishing past the identicle post you posted.

FromTheRafters

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"Aardvark" <aard...@aardvark.uk.tc> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:11 -0400, FromTheRafters wrote:
>
>> Someone technically oriented might find this interesting:
>>
>> http://blog.chromium.org/2012/05/tale-of-two-pwnies-part-1.html
>
> What the hell was that whooshing sound as I was reading the article?

The sound of others also reading that same article?


Aardvark

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May 25, 2012, 5:50:46 PM5/25/12
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Good. I thought it was only over my head.

FromTheRafters

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"Aardvark" <aard...@aardvark.uk.tc> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:47:04 -0400, FromTheRafters wrote:
>
>> "Aardvark" <aard...@aardvark.uk.tc> wrote in message
>> news:jpoohs$s61$1...@dont-email.me...
>>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:11 -0400, FromTheRafters wrote:
>>>
>>>> Someone technically oriented might find this interesting:
>>>>
>>>> http://blog.chromium.org/2012/05/tale-of-two-pwnies-part-1.html
>>>
>>> What the hell was that whooshing sound as I was reading the article?
>>
>> The sound of others also reading that same article?
>
> Good. I thought it was only over my head.

The other $60,000 recipient leveraged 10 bugs for his exploit, I'm waiting for
part two.


Aardvark

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May 25, 2012, 6:18:51 PM5/25/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:57:18 -0400, FromTheRafters wrote:

> "Aardvark" <aard...@aardvark.uk.tc> wrote in message
> news:jpourm$tmh$1...@dont-email.me...
>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:47:04 -0400, FromTheRafters wrote:
>>
>>> "Aardvark" <aard...@aardvark.uk.tc> wrote in message
>>> news:jpoohs$s61$1...@dont-email.me...
>>>> On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:11 -0400, FromTheRafters wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Someone technically oriented might find this interesting:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://blog.chromium.org/2012/05/tale-of-two-pwnies-part-1.html
>>>>
>>>> What the hell was that whooshing sound as I was reading the article?
>>>
>>> The sound of others also reading that same article?
>>
>> Good. I thought it was only over my head.
>
> The other $60,000 recipient leveraged 10 bugs for his exploit, I'm
> waiting for part two.

I'll give it a miss, I think. If you want, you can precis it for me.

:-)

wereoawl

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> On Or About This Date In History 5/24/2012 12:52 AM, Without Any Thought
> wereoawl Pecked Out The Following:
>> "Parko"<there.is.a...@the.pantry.door.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:jpi4o7$r86$1...@dont-email.me...
>>> The family wheeled Old Gringo out on the lawn, in his wheelchair, where
>>> the
>>> activities for his 100th birthday were taking place. OG couldn't
>>> speak very well, but he would write notes when he needed to
>>> communicate... After a short time out on the lawn, OG started leaning
>>> off to the right, so some family members grabbed him, straightened him
>>> up
>>> and stuffed pillows on his right side. A short time later, he started
>>> leaning off to his left, so again the family grabbed him and stuffed
>>> pillows on his left side. Soon he started leaning forward, so the family
>>> members again grabbed him and then tied a pillowcase around his waist to
>>> hold him up.
>>> A nephew who arrived late came up to OG and said, 'Hi, sir,
>>> you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
>>> OG took out his little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew,
>>> "Bastards won't let me fart."
>>
>> Happy birthday OG.
>>
>>
>
> Thanks, but my birthday is in August, and I won't be 100. Thanks anyway.
> :)

We'll do it again then.


POGO PUNY

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May 26, 2012, 8:44:18 AM5/26/12
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In article <jpqcar$p70$1...@dont-email.me>,
u will be DEAD from u'r lovely ASS CANCER PiGGy Can't fucking wait for it

Bucky Breeder

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May 26, 2012, 8:55:41 AM5/26/12
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Aardvark Alzhiemmied this:

> On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:11 -0400, FromTheRafters wrote:
>
>> Someone technically oriented might find this interesting:
>>
>> http://blog.chromium.org/2012/05/tale-of-two-pwnies-part-1.html
>
> What the hell was that whooshing sound as I was reading the article?

Your poser-Brit geriatric diapers are overloaded [yet again]
which evidently makes a whistling noise when you try to speak.

You should ask your Socialist Heath Care Primary Intake if
they can upgrade you to the disposables... That way you can
have them for snacky-time-treats like the rest of the fools
in your lamerz s0ck-sack.

HTH.

--

I AM Bucky Breeder, (*(^; and as an awesome superhero,
I must only use my racism for the good of all mankind!:

<http://tinyurl.com/6bqt2nq>

So, the softly seductive lady-voice in the speakerbox said
"Would you like a LITTLE PUSSY to go with those fries?"

With unabated anticipation I replied "Well, HELL-YEAH!"...

<http://tinyurl.com/7u6otzk>

(And it microwaved up real nice when mixed with Basmati rice...)
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Eagle

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wereoawl got busy and wrote :
How many nyms are you going to invent? Sheesh!
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