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Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 9:51:52 AM11/21/09
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I was walking past a shop yesterday in the High Street, I spotted a sign
prominently in the window. It read "I would rather have 500 muslim
customers than deal with one British serviceman"


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Who says undertakers don't have a sense of humour. :-)

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Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-
ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage! You sit
there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, never
caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement!

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Nov 21, 2009, 9:57:03 AM11/21/09
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Aardvark wrote:
> I was walking past a shop yesterday in the High Street, I spotted a sign
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OldGringo38

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Nov 21, 2009, 10:52:13 AM11/21/09
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In The Beginning God Created The Heavens And Earth, Then I Added My
Two Cents To The Aardvark Post:

> I was walking past a shop yesterday in the High Street, I spotted a sign
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I love your sense of humor, quite British you know.
From the old days (Are You Being Served) My all time favorite.

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Old Gringo
Just West Of Nowhere
Enjoy Life And Live It To Its Fullest
http://www.NuBoy-Industries.com

Col

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Nov 21, 2009, 11:41:00 AM11/21/09
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> I love your sense of humor, quite British you know.
> From the old days (Are You Being Served) My all time favorite.


Is that supposed to be a compliment?


Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 11:46:57 AM11/21/09
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:-)

�n�hw��f

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Nov 21, 2009, 3:35:25 PM11/21/09
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Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> pinched out a steaming pile of
news:c8TNm.38697$Gz1....@newsfe25.ams2:

> I was walking past a shop yesterday in the High Street, I spotted a
> sign prominently in the window. It read "I would rather have 500
> muslim customers than deal with one British serviceman"
>

> Who says undertakers don't have a sense of humour. :-)
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You misspelled *racism*.

HTH

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Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 3:47:02 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:35:25 -0600, §nühw€£f wrote:

> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> pinched out a steaming pile of
> news:c8TNm.38697$Gz1....@newsfe25.ams2:
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>> I was walking past a shop yesterday in the High Street, I spotted a
>> sign prominently in the window. It read "I would rather have 500 muslim
>> customers than deal with one British serviceman"
>>
>> Who says undertakers don't have a sense of humour. :-)
>>
> You misspelled *racism*.
>

Meh! Tell me a few jokes about the Irish. That'll be my penance.

> HTH

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Some kill their love when they are young, And some when they are old;
Some strangle with the hands of Lust, Some with the hands of Gold:
The kindest use a knife, because The dead so soon grow cold -
OSCAR WILDE (1854-1900) 'The Ballad of Reading Gaol'

meerkat

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Nov 21, 2009, 3:52:25 PM11/21/09
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"Aardvark" <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote in message
news:alYNm.21182$2E.1...@newsfe20.ams2...

> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:35:25 -0600, �n�hw?�f wrote:
>
>> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> pinched out a steaming pile of
>> news:c8TNm.38697$Gz1....@newsfe25.ams2:
>>
>>> I was walking past a shop yesterday in the High Street, I spotted a
>>> sign prominently in the window. It read "I would rather have 500 muslim
>>> customers than deal with one British serviceman"
>>>
>>> Who says undertakers don't have a sense of humour. :-)
>>>
>> You misspelled *racism*.
>>
>
> Meh! Tell me a few jokes about the Irish. That'll be my penance.
>
There`s a sign on the bottom of a Guinness bottle, that Irishmen never
read.........it says `Please open other end`.

bw to you A. %>)


Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 4:08:51 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:52:25 +0000, meerkat wrote:

> "Aardvark" <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote in message
> news:alYNm.21182$2E.1...@newsfe20.ams2...

>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:35:25 -0600, §nühw?£f wrote:
>>
>>> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> pinched out a steaming pile of
>>> news:c8TNm.38697$Gz1....@newsfe25.ams2:
>>>
>>>> I was walking past a shop yesterday in the High Street, I spotted a
>>>> sign prominently in the window. It read "I would rather have 500
>>>> muslim customers than deal with one British serviceman"
>>>>
>>>> Who says undertakers don't have a sense of humour. :-)
>>>>
>>> You misspelled *racism*.
>>>
>>>
>> Meh! Tell me a few jokes about the Irish. That'll be my penance.
>>
> There`s a sign on the bottom of a Guinness bottle, that Irishmen never
> read.........it says `Please open other end`.
>
> bw to you A. %>)

Aren't you supposed to bow all round and say "Aye thang yew, aye thang
yew" after telling one of those old chestnuts, mate?

BTW welcome back, I haven't seen you for a while. I hope you haven't been
unwell.

Bucky Breeder

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Nov 21, 2009, 7:43:51 PM11/21/09
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"�n�hw��f" <snuh...@netscape.net> via
news:Xns9CCA8A4C1E87As...@216.196.97.142:

> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> pinched out a steaming pile of
> news:c8TNm.38697$Gz1....@newsfe25.ams2:
>
>> I was walking past a shop yesterday in the High Street, I spotted a
>> sign prominently in the window. It read "I would rather have 500
>> muslim customers than deal with one British serviceman"
>>
>> Who says undertakers don't have a sense of humour. :-)
>>
> You misspelled *racism*.
>
> HTH

You're retarded!

(and you don't comprehend the concept of "stereotyping")
(and you don't comprehend the concept of "stereotyping")

OLO

--

I AM Bucky Breeder, (*(^; ;
and on the 'AWESOMENESS METER'
I am about two clicks better than 'TOTALLY'!

You should not view the world in terms
of things which you do - or do not - "like";
rather, you should view the world in terms
of how things "actually are", recognizing
and finding acceptance of them as such.

This would immeasurably bring *much* more
peace and tranquility into your life.

I could help you with that... but,
I just don't like you that much.

Repent! The end is near.... So, smoke 'em if you got 'em.

meerkat

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Nov 22, 2009, 11:01:14 AM11/22/09
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"Aardvark" <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:52:25 +0000, meerkat wrote:
>
>> "Aardvark" <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote in message
>> news:alYNm.21182$2E.1...@newsfe20.ams2...
>>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:35:25 -0600, �n�hw?�f wrote:
>>>
>>>> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> pinched out a steaming pile of
>>>> news:c8TNm.38697$Gz1....@newsfe25.ams2:
>>>>
>>>>> I was walking past a shop yesterday in the High Street, I spotted a
>>>>> sign prominently in the window. It read "I would rather have 500
>>>>> muslim customers than deal with one British serviceman"
>>>>>
>>>>> Who says undertakers don't have a sense of humour. :-)
>>>>>
>>>> You misspelled *racism*.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Meh! Tell me a few jokes about the Irish. That'll be my penance.
>>>
>> There`s a sign on the bottom of a Guinness bottle, that Irishmen never
>> read.........it says `Please open other end`.
>>
>> bw to you A. %>)
>
> Aren't you supposed to bow all round and say "Aye thang yew, aye thang
> yew" after telling one of those old chestnuts, mate?
>
> BTW welcome back, I haven't seen you for a while. I hope you haven't been
> unwell.
>
Not as young as I used to be, but I look in most days, just to have a look
at any slanging matches.
Don`t get involved in them tho`.

bw..

Art

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Nov 22, 2009, 11:09:40 AM11/22/09
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�n�hw��f wrote:
> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> pinched out a steaming pile of
> news:c8TNm.38697$Gz1....@newsfe25.ams2:
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>> I was walking past a shop yesterday in the High Street, I spotted a
>> sign prominently in the window. It read "I would rather have 500
>> muslim customers than deal with one British serviceman"
>>
>> Who says undertakers don't have a sense of humour. :-)
>>
> You misspelled *racism*.
>
> HTH
>
I never realized Muslims are a different race... That explains a lot.

--
Art

Aardvark

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Nov 22, 2009, 11:26:59 AM11/22/09
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On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:09:40 -0500, Art wrote:

Snuh was, in fact, correct in rebuking me.

�n�hw��f

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Nov 22, 2009, 11:44:33 AM11/22/09
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Bucky Breeder <Breeder_Bucky.Breeder@That's.my.name_Don't.wear.it.out>
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207.246.207.168:

> "�n�hw��f" <snuh...@netscape.net> via
> news:Xns9CCA8A4C1E87As...@216.196.97.142:
>
>> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> pinched out a steaming pile of
>> news:c8TNm.38697$Gz1....@newsfe25.ams2:
>>
>>> I was walking past a shop yesterday in the High Street, I spotted a
>>> sign prominently in the window. It read "I would rather have 500
>>> muslim customers than deal with one British serviceman"
>>>
>>> Who says undertakers don't have a sense of humour. :-)
>>>
>> You misspelled *racism*.
>>
>> HTH
>
> You're retarded!
>
> (and you don't comprehend the concept of "stereotyping")
> (and you don't comprehend the concept of "stereotyping")
>
> OLO
>

Pretty funny coming from one of 24hrs biggest racists.

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