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ebrandtrading

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May 6, 2007, 10:37:07 AM5/6/07
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We offer Oil Painting with different manners as request.
Canvas + Wooden Rims without nails.
Exporting Package: each piece pakced with poly paper with four thick paper
protective corners and with preservative inside
Size: 20"*24", 24"*24", 24"*30"....... more size as request.
Welcome to contact us for more details.
website:www.ebrandtrading.com
email:ebrand...@hotmail.com / ebra...@126.com

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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May 6, 2007, 11:08:47 AM5/6/07
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ebrandtrading spammed the group with:

> We offer Oil ...

> Welcome to contact us for more details.

> website:www.espamtrading.com

Oh my. You have a *lot* to learn about website design.

On my 10Mbps cable connection, I was able to go get a fresh cup of
coffee before the page finished loading from your Chinese server. You
need to learn how to optimize images and make thumbnails.

Even on a good day, a person on dialup will need about five minutes to
load that page. See this and enter your URL.
http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/

Your main page is just about one megabyte in size. Nobody will wait
around for it. Your business is doomed.

"Sing In / Join Us" <lol!> No thanks, I only sing in the shower.
"Copyright © 2006-2008 " ... prepared for the future, I see.

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Blinky the Shark

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May 6, 2007, 2:31:08 PM5/6/07
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Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:

> On my 10Mbps cable connection, I was able to go get a fresh cup of
> coffee before the page finished loading from your Chinese server.

That's some bitchin' cable connection you have. Can you get Pepsi or
lemonade through it, too? ;)


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philo

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May 6, 2007, 4:54:41 PM5/6/07
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"Blinky the Shark" <no....@box.invalid> wrote in message
news:slrnf3s7mq....@thurston.blinkynet.net...

> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>
> > On my 10Mbps cable connection, I was able to go get a fresh cup of
> > coffee before the page finished loading from your Chinese server.
>
> That's some bitchin' cable connection you have. Can you get Pepsi or
> lemonade through it, too? ;)
>
>


A good insight...
Though I don't have cable TV (or any TV for that matter)
I would pay for a coffee pipeline!!!!

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Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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May 6, 2007, 4:30:35 PM5/6/07
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philo wrote:

> "Blinky the Shark" <no....@box.invalid> wrote:
>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>
>>> On my 10Mbps cable connection, I was able to go get a fresh cup of
>>> coffee before the page finished loading from your Chinese server.
>>
>> That's some bitchin' cable connection you have. Can you get Pepsi
>> or lemonade through it, too? ;)

Pepsi, lemonade, cranberry juice too...

Perhaps my phraseology was a bit jumbled. Should have drunk the coffee
before posting. How's this:

"I was able to go get a fresh cup of coffee before the page finished

loading from your Chinese server. I have a 10Mbps cable connection."

> A good insight...
> Though I don't have cable TV (or any TV for that matter)
> I would pay for a coffee pipeline!!!!

I too would pay for a coffee pipeline. <g>

Blinky the Shark

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May 6, 2007, 8:08:27 PM5/6/07
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Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
> philo wrote:
>
>> "Blinky the Shark" <no....@box.invalid> wrote:
>>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>>
>>>> On my 10Mbps cable connection, I was able to go get a fresh cup of
>>>> coffee before the page finished loading from your Chinese server.
>>>
>>> That's some bitchin' cable connection you have. Can you get Pepsi
>>> or lemonade through it, too? ;)
>
> Pepsi, lemonade, cranberry juice too...
>
> Perhaps my phraseology was a bit jumbled. Should have drunk the coffee
> before posting. How's this:

Your intent was obvious, and in fact not *wrongly* expressed. It just
left a little wiggle room for humor. Thanks for that. :)

> "I was able to go get a fresh cup of coffee before the page finished
> loading from your Chinese server. I have a 10Mbps cable connection."

A Chinese server? Can you get kung po chicken from him, too? ;)

>> A good insight... Though I don't have cable TV (or any TV for that
>> matter) I would pay for a coffee pipeline!!!!
>
> I too would pay for a coffee pipeline. <g>

I think they should make intraveneous kits for you caffiene addicts. :)

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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May 6, 2007, 8:25:27 PM5/6/07
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Blinky the Shark wrote:

> Your intent was obvious, and in fact not *wrongly* expressed. It just
> left a little wiggle room for humor. Thanks for that. :)

Worms wiggle; do sharks too?

> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>> "I was able to go get a fresh cup of coffee before the page finished
>> loading from your Chinese server. I have a 10Mbps cable connection."
>
> A Chinese server? Can you get kung po chicken from him, too? ;)

You could if the page ever loaded.

>> I too would pay for a coffee pipeline. <g>
>
> I think they should make intraveneous kits for you caffiene addicts.
> :)

I'm thinking of a delivery contract with Tim Horton's. Fresh to my desk
every half-hour. (I still like the feel of a three-finger mug in my
hand.)

Blinky the Shark

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May 6, 2007, 8:39:51 PM5/6/07
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Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>> Your intent was obvious, and in fact not *wrongly* expressed. It just
>> left a little wiggle room for humor. Thanks for that. :)
>
> Worms wiggle; do sharks too?
>
>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>> "I was able to go get a fresh cup of coffee before the page finished
>>> loading from your Chinese server. I have a 10Mbps cable connection."
>>
>> A Chinese server? Can you get kung po chicken from him, too? ;)
>
> You could if the page ever loaded.

I'm on dialup. Even if it did, it would probably be cold by then.

>>> I too would pay for a coffee pipeline. <g>
>>
>> I think they should make intraveneous kits for you caffiene addicts.
>> :)
>
> I'm thinking of a delivery contract with Tim Horton's. Fresh to my desk

You're in Canuckistan?

> every half-hour. (I still like the feel of a three-finger mug in my
> hand.)

:)

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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May 6, 2007, 10:10:01 PM5/6/07
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Blinky the Shark wrote:

> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>> I'm thinking of a delivery contract with Tim Horton's. Fresh to my
>> desk
>
> You're in Canuckistan?

No, just a bit east of Rochester, NY. Tim's crossed the border a few
years ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Hortons

"As of January 2007, there were 2,710 outlets in Canada, 336 outlets in
the United States and one outlet just outside Kandahar, Afghanistan."

See the section on merger with Wendy's, and "Expansion". Just down the
road a bit, in Canandaigua, there are two Tim's; one is a standalone at
the north end of Main Street, and the other is a Tim's/Wendy's at the
south end. They are about two miles apart.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2u9r7h in the center of the picture is the
one at the north end of town. Notice the dark-blue SUV parked on the
sidewalk in front of the door (bottom of building, in front of white and
red cars)? That was sitting there last summer; it's a Yukon they were
selling raffle tickets on... <g>

Here's the Tim's/Wendy's downtown.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/2ocmwx

Was this more answer than you expected? ;-)

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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May 6, 2007, 10:37:22 PM5/6/07
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Beauregard T. Shagnasty replied to hisself:

> [Tim's]

Oh, and I forgot to add this important fact: Tim Horton's coffee is a
lot better than Dunkin' Donuts!

Blinky the Shark

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May 6, 2007, 11:19:07 PM5/6/07
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Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>> I'm thinking of a delivery contract with Tim Horton's. Fresh to my
>>> desk
>>
>> You're in Canuckistan?
>
> No, just a bit east of Rochester, NY. Tim's crossed the border a few
> years ago.

Who hasn't? [SoCal perspective.]

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Hortons
>
> "As of January 2007, there were 2,710 outlets in Canada, 336 outlets in
> the United States and one outlet just outside Kandahar, Afghanistan."
>
> See the section on merger with Wendy's, and "Expansion". Just down the
> road a bit, in Canandaigua, there are two Tim's; one is a standalone at
> the north end of Main Street, and the other is a Tim's/Wendy's at the
> south end. They are about two miles apart.

I sure didn't know Wendy's had anything to do with 'em.

> http://preview.tinyurl.com/2u9r7h in the center of the picture is the
> one at the north end of town. Notice the dark-blue SUV parked on the
> sidewalk in front of the door (bottom of building, in front of white and
> red cars)? That was sitting there last summer; it's a Yukon they were

No, but that's okay. :)

> selling raffle tickets on... <g>
>
> Here's the Tim's/Wendy's downtown.
> http://preview.tinyurl.com/2ocmwx
>
> Was this more answer than you expected? ;-)

Yes. And the Google Earth stuff isn't worth it on my dialup. I did go
off and write a lengthy email while the first one was downloading I
didn't bother with the second. :)

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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May 6, 2007, 11:35:48 PM5/6/07
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Blinky the Shark wrote:

Ok... but the coffee is still the best around. ;-)

Blinky the Shark

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May 6, 2007, 11:42:57 PM5/6/07
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Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>
>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>> Was this more answer than you expected? ;-)
>>
>> Yes. And the Google Earth stuff isn't worth it on my dialup. I did
>> go off and write a lengthy email while the first one was downloading
>> I didn't bother with the second. :)
>
> Ok... but the coffee is still the best around. ;-)

Hey, didn't I learn somewhere else that you can download coffee? :)

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