Re: Long Time to Boot
Kadaitcha Man
piss-stained derelict and brash dyna who likes hardhearted cock eating
with carps, and whose partner is a wild-woman with a comfortable love
tunnel, wrote in
<1142805033.8...@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:
> over clock cpu if you have easy air supply to ur cpu when booting up
> press f2 go to the cpu setting go up slowly not as high as it will go
> this will case ur compuer to run fast but the cpu heats up fast to
WTF?
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Kadaitcha Man
lavender who likes furious couch hockey for one with bears, and whose
partner is a massage parlor hostess with a defective pooty poo, wrote in
<pan.2006.03.20....@nntp.sun-meatplow.local>:
> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 14:53:18 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>> michael_...@yahoo.com <michael_...@yahoo.com>, the
>> piss-stained derelict and brash dyna who likes hardhearted cock
>> eating with carps, and whose partner is a wild-woman with a
>> comfortable love tunnel, wrote in
>> <1142805033.8...@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:
>>
>>> over clock cpu if you have easy air supply to ur cpu when booting up
>>> press f2 go to the cpu setting go up slowly not as high as it will
>>> go this will case ur compuer to run fast but the cpu heats up fast
>>> to
>>
>> WTF?
>
> Don't know <shakes head back and forth>
I was shaking my head back and forth trying to read it. I figured there was
a small chance of understanding it if I emulated severe dyslexia. I was
mistaken.
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Lionel
<fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> opined:
>Meat Plow <me...@meatplow.local>, the weedy ragbag and unsociable
>lavender who likes furious couch hockey for one with bears, and whose
>partner is a massage parlor hostess with a defective pooty poo, wrote in
><pan.2006.03.20....@nntp.sun-meatplow.local>:
>
>> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 14:53:18 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>
>>> michael_...@yahoo.com <michael_...@yahoo.com>, the
>>> piss-stained derelict and brash dyna who likes hardhearted cock
>>> eating with carps, and whose partner is a wild-woman with a
>>> comfortable love tunnel, wrote in
>>> <1142805033.8...@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:
>>>
>>>> over clock cpu if you have easy air supply to ur cpu when booting up
>>>> press f2 go to the cpu setting go up slowly not as high as it will
>>>> go this will case ur compuer to run fast but the cpu heats up fast
>>>> to
>>>
>>> WTF?
>>
>> Don't know <shakes head back and forth>
>
>I was shaking my head back and forth trying to read it. I figured there was
>a small chance of understanding it if I emulated severe dyslexia. I was
>mistaken.
There seems to be no end to the astonishingly stupidity of the
peop^H^H^H^Hflatworms in 24hourfuckup. Just when you think you've
plumbed the depths of 24hour stupidity by reading muppets like
CTRL-ALT-FUCKWIT, along comes a poster like the one above to prove you
wrong.
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Kadaitcha Man
ponce who likes gross pomegranate pounding with kangaroos, and whose
partner is a lady of the streets with a soft foofy bird, wrote in
<l4qu125mf9agtb3jj...@4ax.com>:
> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:06:51 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> opined:
>
>> Meat Plow <me...@meatplow.local>, the weedy ragbag and unsociable
>> lavender who likes furious couch hockey for one with bears, and whose
>> partner is a massage parlor hostess with a defective pooty poo,
>> wrote in <pan.2006.03.20....@nntp.sun-meatplow.local>:
>>
>>> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 14:53:18 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>
>>>> michael_...@yahoo.com <michael_...@yahoo.com>, the
>>>> piss-stained derelict and brash dyna who likes hardhearted cock
>>>> eating with carps, and whose partner is a wild-woman with a
>>>> comfortable love tunnel, wrote in
>>>> <1142805033.8...@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>:
>>>>
>>>>> over clock cpu if you have easy air supply to ur cpu when booting
>>>>> up press f2 go to the cpu setting go up slowly not as high as it
>>>>> will go this will case ur compuer to run fast but the cpu heats
>>>>> up fast to
>>>>
>>>> WTF?
>>>
>>> Don't know <shakes head back and forth>
>>
>> I was shaking my head back and forth trying to read it. I figured
>> there was a small chance of understanding it if I emulated severe
>> dyslexia. I was mistaken.
>
> There seems to be no end to the astonishingly stupidity of the
> peop^H^H^H^Hflatworms in 24hourfuckup.
Oh, come on. That's over the top. Flatworms have a purpose.
> Just when you think you've
> plumbed the depths of 24hour stupidity by reading muppets like
> CTRL-ALT-FUCKWIT, along comes a poster like the one above to prove you
> wrong.
I have a theory of why it is the place of congregation for so much
inveterate idiocy. It's the first group listed on numerous servers...
"Ooooh! What's this for then?" <click>
The rest is history, thanks to google.
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Lionel
<fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> opined:
I stand corrected. 's/flatworm/'trodden on flatworm/', 'kay?
>
>> Just when you think you've
>> plumbed the depths of 24hour stupidity by reading muppets like
>> CTRL-ALT-FUCKWIT, along comes a poster like the one above to prove you
>> wrong.
>
>I have a theory of why it is the place of congregation for so much
>inveterate idiocy. It's the first group listed on numerous servers...
>"Ooooh! What's this for then?" <click>
>
>The rest is history, thanks to google.
Ayup. I actually remember when the group was first created. The genius
who newgrouped it called it that for that exact reason.
Kadaitcha Man
boy-fag who likes vicious jackin' with zebras, and whose partner is a
business girl with an oversized knob gobbler, wrote in
<73su1212ss0o8q5kt...@4ax.com>:
Ok, on that one we can agree.
>>> Just when you think you've
>>> plumbed the depths of 24hour stupidity by reading muppets like
>>> CTRL-ALT-FUCKWIT, along comes a poster like the one above to prove
>>> you wrong.
>>
>> I have a theory of why it is the place of congregation for so much
>> inveterate idiocy. It's the first group listed on numerous servers...
>> "Ooooh! What's this for then?" <click>
>>
>> The rest is history, thanks to google.
>
> Ayup. I actually remember when the group was first created. The genius
> who newgrouped it called it that for that exact reason.
I wonder if he realised how diabolical that newgroup would end up becoming.
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Lionel
<fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> opined:
I'm glad you asked, young fellow, because therein lies a fascinating
tale from the annals of AUK, & the true origin of the proud tradition
that you are honouring with your xposts between 24hour.fuckhead & AUK:
Back in '98 or thereabouts, some guy whose name is now losts in the
ists of time created 24hoursupport.helpdesk with the intention that it
be a haven for Goodness, Niceness, & People Helping Clueless People
Who Need Clueless People Who Help Other Clueless People (or somesuch
thing).
It was immediately invaded by an infamously moronic net-kook who very
quickly became known to one & all as "Richard The Stupid" (AKA "RtS")
- a paedophillic truck driver[0] who posted "technical support"
answers so egregiously & consistantly incorrect that his name is still
used today as an exception to the old adage about even a stopped clock
being accurate twice a day.
Not content with fucking up his own
computer/websites/OS/posting-accounts, etc, & those of any n00b too
slow to spot his aggressive incompetance, RtS then went on to
represent 24hoursupport.squashed-flatworms in a truly Olympian quest
for AUK award nominations, most of which he deservedly won.
And along the way, he started the time-honoured tradition of
technically-minded Kookologists flaming clue-free posters in
24hoursupport.helpdesk when they insist on posting useless &/or
dangerous "technical advice" to the n00bs who visit it.
[0] As god is my witness, I swear that I am not making that up -
Google 24hoursupport.helpdesk for RtS, AUK & pedo if you dont believe
me.
Art Deco
Thanks, as RtS was prior to my reading AUK, I'd never heard the whole
story until now.
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Kadaitcha Man
wrist who likes animalistic weasel shaking with gnus, and whose partner
is a whore-bitch with a smooth foofy bird, wrote in
<05tu121mincbb7etg...@4ax.com>:
HA! "Ooooh! What's this for then?" <click>
> - a paedophillic truck driver[0] who posted "technical support"
> answers so egregiously & consistantly incorrect that his name is still
> used today as an exception to the old adage about even a stopped clock
> being accurate twice a day.
> Not content with fucking up his own
> computer/websites/OS/posting-accounts, etc, & those of any n00b too
> slow to spot his aggressive incompetance, RtS then went on to
> represent 24hoursupport.squashed-flatworms in a truly Olympian quest
> for AUK award nominations, most of which he deservedly won.
> And along the way, he started the time-honoured tradition of
> technically-minded Kookologists flaming clue-free posters in
> 24hoursupport.helpdesk when they insist on posting useless &/or
> dangerous "technical advice" to the n00bs who visit it.
>
> [0] As god is my witness, I swear that I am not making that up -
> Google 24hoursupport.helpdesk for RtS, AUK & pedo if you dont believe
> me.
No need. I have witnessed RtS in full swing. I hear he couldn't meet the
payments on his trailer home, which was repossessed, whereupon he hit on the
idea of getting paid to live in the back of a truck cabin.
Unlike as I did for Aratzio not too many hours ago, I cannot bear to bring
myself to even think of imagining the "weird biologicals spattered about"
AAAARRRGGGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRRHHHHHHH! I JUST DID! I"M BLING! I"M BLING!
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Kadaitcha Man
arse-thrasher who likes heavy-handed dick sucking with marmosets, and
whose partner is a grass-back with a wringing-wet fish fanny, wrote in
<gvjv129vpqvcsd7ch...@4ax.com>:
Prevert!!1!
Oldus Fartus
hnical advice" to the n00bs who visit it.
>
> [0] As god is my witness, I swear that I am not making that up -
> Google 24hoursupport.helpdesk for RtS, AUK & pedo if you dont believe
> me.
Hell, just do a Google for Richard Bullis, but put aside some time to
read his sad and sorry history.
Apart from his attempts to give advice which was so horribly wrong to be
downright dangerous, there were other titbit's like imploding truck
tires, his attempt to defend a guy charged over photographing children
on playground equipment (but ignoring that the guy was using a telephoto
lens and taking shots up little girl's dresses.)
He mused on one of the legal groups about him being able to kidnap and
rape and torture underage girls on a boat outside territorial limits,
and being safe from prosecution, dreamed of visiting certain Asian
countries where child sex was "tolerated" ... and the list goes on.
Let's see, there were the secret agent threads, he invented the game
Pong, designed a remarkable power amplifier, his service with General
Westmoreland and his son, was fluent in a dozen or more programming
languages, had been a deputy sheriff, just to mention a few.
It would be funny, except all the stories were true.
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