want to make money fast and simple?
Timothy Baker
I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me I could
make $50,000 within a month for an investment of only $5.
I thought it was a huge joke. I spoke to my wife, attorney
and friends about it, and they all agreed it was some kind
of scam. I can't stand scams, because usually someone gets
burned, and I didn't want it to be me. Of course, I rejected
the idea at first. after a short period of about two weeks
,I thought : "I have already heard of such things. But on
the Internet ?!?!? ". I decided that even if I had to throw
5$ into the fire, I wouldn't mind it that much, and gave it
a try .After all I needed a LOT more than five dollars.
Two weeks later, I began receiving money in the mail! I
could not believe it! Soon, hundreds, and then thousands of
dollars began to roll in. Within 4 weeks, I had received a
total of $32,445! It came from everywhere in the world. My
bank account has changed its "-" into a big "+" (++++)!!!,I
bought myself a car and things I wanted for a long long time
for my wife and kids!
If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason why
the same shouldn't happen to you! This is a legitimate
investment opportunity. You invest $5, and you receive a
return on your investment. So does the next investor. NOT
ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER- PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE.
If you are not interested, then don't participate, but
please print this article and pass it on to someone who may
be interested, so they can take advantage.
The procedure is simple: 1) Write your name and address on 5
sheets of paper. Below that, write the words, "Please add
me to your mailing list." Fold $1 note or bank draft or
money order in each piece of paper and mail them to the
following 5 addresses.:
1. Josef Malzar,
Brandhof 1
4701 Bad Schallerbach
EUROPE - AUSTRIA
2. Jeff Durham
RR3 Box 263-E
Mt. Vernon, KY 40456
3. Juha Komulainen
Marintie 14
16300 Orimattila FINLAND
4. Rob Doyle
305 S. 6th St. APT# 126
Columbia, MO 65201
5. Timothy Nelson
13210 Blue Gill Ln
Peyton, CO 80831
2) Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other
four names up. In other words, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put
your name as the fifth one on the list. Use a simple text
editor such as Notepad, in your "accessories" window (If
you have MS-Windows),or DOS editor. In fact, any editor
will do.
3) Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are
17,000, so it shouldn't be hard to find that many. Try
posting to as many newsgroups as you can, and the bigger
the newsgroup is, the more people are to see your message!
You are now in the mail order investment business, and
should start seeing returns within a week or two. Of course,
the more newsgroups you post to, the greater your return is.
If you wish to remain anonymous, you may use a psuedonym,
call yourself "The Manager", "The Boss", whatever but make
sure your address is correct.
Now, here is why the system works:
-Of every 200 posts I made, I received 5 responses. Yes,
only 5. You make $5 for every 200 posts with your name at #5.
-Each person who sent you $1 now also makes 200 additional
postings with your name at #4. ie. 1000 postings. On average
therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at #4.
$50.
-Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each with your name at
#3 or 10,000 postings. Average return 500 people = $500.
They make 200 postings each with your name at #2=100,000
postings=5000 return at $1 each=$5000.
-Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings with your name at
#1 and you get a return of $50,000 before your name drops
off the list. AND THATS IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES 200
POSTINGS! Total income in one cycle=$55,000.
From time to time, when you see your name no longer on the
list, you take the latest posting that appears in the
newsgroups, and send out another $5, and put your name at
#5, and start posting again. Remember, 200 postings is only
a guideline. the more you post, the greater the return.
Lets review why you should do this. THE ONLY COST IS $5, AND
5 STAMPS, AND 5 ENVELOPES. Anyone can afford $5 for such an
effortless investment with such SPECTACULAR RETURNS.
Some people have said to me, "what happens if the scheme is
played out and no one sends me any money? "Big Deal, so you
lose $5-but what are the chances of that happening ?? Do you
Realize that NOBODY cares for the LEGAL chance of winning
such a BIG money as 50,000.00 $$$$ ???? and all for a
microscopic investment of five separate dollars? just think
of all of the new Internet users that join the net every
day!!!
There are millions of internet users, and millions of new
net surfers every month !!! This is the great plus of the
Internet, people all over the world can hear you and listen
carefully if you talk reasonably. Everyone will take that
chance ! I agree, If it wasn't the Internet, and was a
small circle of people, the chance wouldn't have been so
small. the amount of money had to be 200 times bigger, and
the chances were zero. It wouldn't succeed.
But here, on the Internet, it is a giant village, where new
thousands of members join in every day ! you CAN'T lose !!!!
Remember- read the instructions carefully, and play fairly.
That's the only way this will work. Get a printout so you
can refer back to this article easily.
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and
always keep an eye on the postings to make sure everyone is
playing fairly. You know where your name should be.
REMEMBER-HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO
CHEAT THIS IDEA TO MAKE MONEY!! BESIDES,NOT PLAYING THE
GAME FAIRLY IS ILLEGAL.SO LET'S BE REASONABLE AND PLAY
FAIRLY,SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY THE INTERNET GOLD MINE.
GOOD LUCK FOR YOU ALL, And remember, play fair and you'll
win, I don't want to mention what might happen to those who
won't. AND AGAIN,SEE YOU NEXT TIME WITH SOMETHING YOU
WANTED FOR A LONG TIME !!!
pimpom
richard
<timothy...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Taking 5 minutes to read what follows can change your life :
> I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me I could
> make $50,000 within a month for an investment of only $5.
Gee. Haven't seen one of these in years.
Let me guess, you must be #1 on the list right?
Pick those US addresses out of a phone book did ya?
If you really are a USA resident, you can be sure the boys with the
big badges and big guns will come knocking on your door and taking you
off to prison.
Kadaitcha Man
here, ye blew off:
> On Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:17:49 -0700 (PDT), Timothy Baker
> <timothy...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> vagina
> Gee. Haven't seen one of these in years.
Figures.
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>Taking 5 minutes to read what follows can change your life :
Too busy, just send me my money!
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