Re: This is a strange group
Kadaitcha Man
nature lies, ye stammered:
> Passer by wrote:
>> This is a strange group...
>> even stranger than it used to be.
>
> Is this supposed to become a new thread?
>
> Couldn't you have initiated it with a little more substance?
Fuck me dead. You never stop being a fucking control freak, do you, you
cunt?
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Tony
showed up. I managed to chase Mike off the alt.free.newsservers newsgroup
but alas he still posts here. He really irks me.
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following claims :
> This newsgroup just hasn't been the same ever since that Chuckcar guy
> showed up. I managed to chase Mike off the alt.free.newsservers newsgroup
> but alas he still posts here. He really irks me.
>
More than top-posters?
:(
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Tony
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§ñühwØ£f wrote:
> >> Find me on Google Maps: 24°39'47.13"S, 134°4'20.18"E
Kadaitcha Man
sources, ye made known:
> This newsgroup just hasn't been the same ever since that Chuckcar guy
> showed up. I managed to chase Mike off the alt.free.newsservers newsgroup
> but alas he still posts here. He really irks me.
<shrug>
You're just as much a fuckwit as he is.
Join me for dinner. I'm cooking bloody kangaroo rat pussing boil with
garlic compote under heinous chef's pubic hairs and strawberry marinade,
simmered in a circulating bucket stuffed with fatty assortment of crab
and bacon in pustular bone marrow gravy, a side of suckerfish salivary
gland and a drink of Vietnamese snake wine.
Kadaitcha Man
need of more rags to lay on thee, ye nagged:
<aside to §ñühwØ£f>
It looks like you've won a new friend, wolfie.
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Join me for dinner. I'm cooking unpleasant crunchy handkerchief dregs
and kangaroo rat artery sauce and hideous buttock with boiled jackal
tail and tree toad skin extract, arranged in a cooling bucket containing
bleached uncooked giblet and carrot with squares of sea snail in hideous
salami gravy, a side of turtle spleen and a glass of cockroach syrup.
Tony
sell Sandwiches while he bumsteers countless people on newsgroups such as this
one.
Kadaitcha Man
bulk, ye gagged:
> C<BITCHSLAP>
Are you trying to ingratiate yourself or did you mistake me for some cunt
who gives a fuck, you idiotic, top-posting spaniel?
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Join me for dinner. I'm cooking depraved jellyfish duodenum accompanied
with nasty chimpanzee tripe, simmered in a wriggling casserole
containing medium-rare cancerous growth, bleached scraps of fish, beef
and sea snail, cashew juice, a side of alpaca uterus carcinoma and a
bottle of carcinoma juice.
Tony
never heard of the chuckcar blog? It starts off like alert protect yourself.
This Chuckcar guy tells everybody how he used to answer phones for the
support hotline back when he had a job. Then all these years later he gets on
these newsgroups and apparently knows next to nothing.
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
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> Y<BITCHSLAP>
How many words did you write that weren't read?
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Tony
try to warn you about Chuckcar. He purports to be the world's foremost
authority on Linux. He knows bits and pieces about windows 98. Knows
next to nothing about windows xp. Knows nothing about vista. He goes on
like he knows all about offbeat operating systems like unix debian
redhat and that sort of shit because he knows almost no one knows them
so he can say anything even if everything he says is wrong and no one
will tell him he's wrong except for me. He also goes on like he knows
everything about every type of router ever made yet he has never used
one.
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
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Kadaitcha Man
world, ye twittered:
> O<BITCHSLAP>
<aside>
<indicates up>
Dense cunt.
Tony
this a safe newsgroup for everybody.
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
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that's hir'd, ye apple-polished:
> W<BITCHSLAP>
imagenoirlimp
> Tony, ye no-necked false thief, o slave, of no more trust than love
> that's hir'd, ye apple-polished:
>
>> W<BITCHSLAP>
>
Hey Rick, you really are a clown. We all know you are a bullshitting
usenet addict, we know you are obese with a pronounced limp, polio
right? We all know your posting history in usenet and how you will spend
upto 30 hours at a time posting your "comments". We all know you have a
fetish relationship with the skinny Dutch geek and a couple of the
English posters, you all huddle over your Compaq PC's with your flabby
belly's flopping on the keyboard, and you are flabby Rick, you really are.
We have all read your BS when you socked up as your fictional daughter
to claim you were dead, we know how you lost your accounts and got in
trouble with your boss, so you laid low and claimed you were in Timor.
And you always hit on any poster with a female nym. Do you remember
"Peaches", LOL, that was me, it was so comical as you, Lionel and the
poet Ross would all try to hit on "Peaches", and all 3 of you were so
easy to weave and baffle.
So Rick, we all know you are one of life's inadequate loozers with a
total addiction to posting to usenet, and here you are once again
getting yourself into a petulent skool girly sulk, and with of all
posters the top-posting tosspot Tony!
You maybe a limping overweight wanker Rick but you are at least
predictably entertaining.
I heard a rumor that Lionel got a severe beating, I don't know the
details or the reasons but if it's true, he was a skinny creep with bad
skin so it's no surprise someone wanted him trashed.
And I see the slim, trim, petite and articulate Rhonda is getting
married, I'm sure you Rick will join us all in wishing Rhonda every
happiness. It still remains a puzzle what she saw in you though Rick,
but she has moved on and wisely left you behind, but thats the story of
your life isn't it Rick, you've never been worth much and you always get
left behind.
http://psychcentral.com/netaddiction/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_addiction_disorder
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2152972/Internet-addiction-is-a-'clinical-disorder'.html
Kadaitcha Man
whipping, ye mewled:
<STALK>
§ñühwØ£f
the following claims :
Tony's not trainable :(
Sure his ASCII is nice but theres a few threds on alt.free.newsservers
where numerous p0asters try and convince him his quoting style is so ten
minutes ago.
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§ñühwØ£f
the following claims :
> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:15:16 -0400, Tony <To...@TheDeli.Sandwich>
> scribbled:
>
>>/| /| | | |
>> ||__|| | | Piss off,
>> / O O\ Wankstain
>> / \ |
>> / \ \|____________________|
>> / _ \ \ ||
>> / |\____\ \ ||
>> / | | | |\____/ ||
>> / \|_|_|/ | _||
>> / / \ |____| ||
>> / | | | --|
>> | | | |____ --|
>> * _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
>> *-- _--\ _ \ | ||
>> / _ \\ | / `
>> * / \_ /- | | |
>> * ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
>
>
> Top posting fucktards, especially those impressed by ASCII art from the
> 1980's, should be fed to the homeless....
Now you're talking...but only after they pay Veronika Karrlssohnnn her
royalties.
Kadaitcha Man
head, ye reproved:
Fuckwittery will do that, wolfie.
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ah
> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:15:16 -0400, Tony <To...@TheDeli.Sandwich>
> scribbled:
>
>> ||__|| | | Piss off,
>> / O O\ Wankstain
>> / \ |
>> / \ \|____________________|
>> / _ \ \ ||
>> / |\____\ \ ||
>> / | | | |\____/ ||
>> / \|_|_|/ | _||
>> / / \ |____| ||
>> / | | | --|
>> | | | |____ --|
>> * _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
>> *-- _--\ _ \ | ||
>> / _ \\ | / `
>> * / \_ /- | | |
>> * ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
>
>
> 1980's, should be fed to the homeless....
We prefer the term "houseless".
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sort of person you are and is entirely relevant to every other post
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in whatever newsgroup. You're a stupid, boorish, childish, little oik,
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ah
> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:20:30 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
> scribbled:
>
>>-= Hawk =- wrote:
>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:15:16 -0400, Tony <To...@TheDeli.Sandwich>
>>> scribbled:
>>>
>>>>/| /| | | |
>>>> ||__|| | | Piss off,
>>>> / O O\ Wankstain
>>>> / \ |
>>>> / \ \|____________________|
>>>> / _ \ \ ||
>>>> / |\____\ \ ||
>>>> / | | | |\____/ ||
I've been known to middle-post, on occasion; but that's another story, for
another time.
>>>> / \|_|_|/ | _||
>>>> / / \ |____| ||
>>>> / | | | --|
>>>> | | | |____ --|
>>>> * _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
>>>> *-- _--\ _ \ | ||
>>>> / _ \\ | / `
>>>> * / \_ /- | | |
>>>> * ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
>>>
>>>
>>> Top posting fucktards, especially those impressed by ASCII art from the
>>> 1980's, should be fed to the homeless....
>>
>>We prefer the term "houseless".
>
> At least you don't top post...
>
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> On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:25:42 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
> scribbled:
>
>>-= Hawk =- wrote:
>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:20:30 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>> scribbled:
>>>
>>>>-= Hawk =- wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:15:16 -0400, Tony <To...@TheDeli.Sandwich>
>>>>> scribbled:
>>>>>
>>>>>>/| /| | | |
>>>>>> ||__|| | | Piss off,
>>>>>> / O O\ Wankstain
>>>>>> / \ |
>>>>>> / \ \|____________________|
>>>>>> / _ \ \ ||
>>>>>> / |\____\ \ ||
>>>>>> / | | | |\____/ ||
>>
>>I've been known to middle-post, on occasion; but that's another story, for
>>another time.
Most folks miss it; especially if the article is long.
>
> Why, there's nothing wrong with that!
>
>>
>>>>>> / \|_|_|/ | _||
>>>>>> / / \ |____| ||
>>>>>> / | | | --|
>>>>>> | | | |____ --|
>>>>>> * _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
>>>>>> *-- _--\ _ \ | ||
>>>>>> / _ \\ | / `
>>>>>> * / \_ /- | | |
>>>>>> * ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Top posting fucktards, especially those impressed by ASCII art from the
>>>>> 1980's, should be fed to the homeless....
>>>>
>>>>We prefer the term "houseless".
>>>
>>> At least you don't top post...
>
> And there's nothing wrong with middle and bottom poasterizing. It's just
> the top poasters that are going to Hell.
heh
They can't manage to even fake some context in the toppie stuff!
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ah
> On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:11:22 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
> scribbled:
>
>>-= Hawk =- wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:25:42 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>> scribbled:
>>>
>>>>-= Hawk =- wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:20:30 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>>>> scribbled:
>>>>>
>>>>>>-= Hawk =- wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:15:16 -0400, Tony <To...@TheDeli.Sandwich>
>>>>>>> scribbled:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>/| /| | | |
>>>>>>>> ||__|| | | Piss off,
>>>>>>>> / O O\ Wankstain
>>>>>>>> / \ |
>>>>>>>> / \ \|____________________|
>>>>>>>> / _ \ \ ||
>>>>>>>> / |\____\ \ ||
>>>>>>>> / | | | |\____/ ||
>>>>
>>>>I've been known to middle-post, on occasion; but that's another story, for
>>>>another time.
>>
>>Most folks miss it; especially if the article is long.
IAWTP.
>
> Fuck 'em. Most people miss the subtle humor and puns that surround our
> every day lives too. That's their problem, not mine.
>
>>> Why, there's nothing wrong with that!
>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>> / \|_|_|/ | _||
>>>>>>>> / / \ |____| ||
>>>>>>>> / | | | --|
>>>>>>>> | | | |____ --|
>>>>>>>> * _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
>>>>>>>> *-- _--\ _ \ | ||
>>>>>>>> / _ \\ | / `
>>>>>>>> * / \_ /- | | |
>>>>>>>> * ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Top posting fucktards, especially those impressed by ASCII art from the
>>>>>>> 1980's, should be fed to the homeless....
>>>>>>
>>>>>>We prefer the term "houseless".
>>>>>
>>>>> At least you don't top post...
>>>
>>> And there's nothing wrong with middle and bottom poasterizing. It's just
>>> the top poasters that are going to Hell.
>>
>>heh
>>
>>They can't manage to even fake some context in the toppie stuff!
>
> Bah, most of 'em wouldn't have context even if they poasted right...
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