Re: PING: Jenn
Aardvark
>
> "Aardvark" <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote in message
> news:LVyMm.326$mC4...@newsfe22.ams2...
>> On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:50:39 -0600, Leo wrote:
>>
>>> Take your netiquette standards and shove them up your arse.
>>
>> There speaks one of the many voices of The Eternal September.
>>
>> Moron.
>>
> Thanks for your contribution,
You're welcome.
> but if I had wanted to hear from somebody
> with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables.
>
I'm sorry that you feel so angry at your intellectual inadequacies that
you feel it necessary to lash out at others.
I really enjoy reading posts like yours. It reminds me of how entertaining
it is watching the chimpanzees in the zoo. It's so hard not to
anthropomorphise their every act.
Thanks for entertaining me. I can only hope that you continue.
--
Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be. But half
the bee has got to be, vis-à-vis its entirety - d'you see? But can
a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee when half the bee is
not a bee, due to some ancient injury?
WSBRK1
: WSBRK1 wrote:
:: Aardvark wrote:
::: On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:30:00 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote:
:::
:::: Aardvark wrote:
::::: On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:02:05 -0800, Hollywood�,®Boy wrote: :
:::::: Aardvark wrote:
::::::: On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:16:23 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote: : ::::
::::::: Aardvark
:::: wrote:
::::::::: On Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:09:54 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote: : ::::
::::::::: Aardvark
:::::: wrote:
::::::::::: On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:29:05 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote: : ::::
::::::::::::::::::
:::: Aardvark
:::::::: wrote:
::::::::::::: On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:11:45 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote: : :::
::::::::::::::::::: yo,
:::::::: butt boy. you lie. your ass has already been slammed to
:::::::: :::::: many
::::::::::::::::
:::::::::::: times. you should be ashamed of yourself. pull up your
:::::::::::: pants and
:::::::::::::: stop wanking. you're pathetic. ::::: ::::::: Your
:::::::::::::: homosexual
:::::: fantasies about me are noted, kooky. :: :::: :: BWAHAA!! you ::
:::: dipshit. wipe my sperm off your fucking chin. : ::: :: Hey, I don't
:::::: swing that way, but whatever floats your boat is ok by :: ::: :
:::::::::: me, as long as it stays inside your warped mind. :: :::: you
:::: just :: don't have a clue, do you? you have been fucked, and ::::
:::: fucked :: again. pull up your pants. :::
::::::::: Those fantasies of yours are starting to get out of hand,
::::::::: :::::
:::: fag-boi. :
:::::::: Have you thought of seeking psychiatric help for your problem?
:::::::: :
::::::::::: The sooner, the better.
::::::::
:::::::: you just bent over again. why are your nervous, butt boi? :
:::::::: :::
:::: Hey, I'm confident and comfortable with my sexuality. It appears :
:::::: you're the one with issues, botty-boi. : :::: looser
:::::::
::::::: Than what?
::::::
:::::: I think you just lied, because you seem to keep coming back to
:::::: the
::::::::
:::: butt? hmmm, yer gay, right? bi-curious? which is it? :
:::::
::::: You sound so desperately hopeful. Unfortunately for you and the
::::: other queer, I'm not only straight, but also spoken for. :
::::: I hope your feelings aren't too badly hurt. :
::::: Now fuck off and cruise someone else.
::::
:::: BWAHAA!! what the fuck is "cruise someone else"? you just are
:::: despright to come out of the closet, and don't know how to say it,
:::: aren't you? faggot
:::
:::
::: Contrary what sexual deviants like you and your bum-chum like to
::: think, inside every straight guy there *isn't* some closeted,
::: mincing, raving camp homosexual dying to break out.
:::
::: Considered psychological help for your propensity for transference?
::: You and your 'friend' should go together, hand-in-hand.
:::
::: I'm bored of both of you now. Expect no more of my witty ripostes. I
::: think you've had more of my attention than your lack of importance
::: to anyone should merit. Consider yourselves fortunate to have
::: received the few crumbs of humanity I have thrown to you.
::
:: inside of every liberal douche bag is a fucking faggot. you limp
:: your wrist at every price you have to pay for your own actions, which
:: others have to pay for. faggot
:
: Aah, come on. He just wants to get in the same room with you to slip
: you his tax bill. He just wants to "stick it" to anybody else but
: himself. I do believe he has been told to many times in his life to
: go fuck himself. Maybe that is why he is gay? dunno . . .
look, fucking faggots always squeal until it is all the way in.
Oldus Fartus
> WSBRK1 wrote:
>
>
Some of you posters definitely have a preoccupation with homosexuality.
Were you raped by your daddy when young? Do you secretly harbour
desires to dress up in women's clothing and insert a dildo up your arse?
--
Cheers
Oldus Fartus
WSBRK1
::: look, fucking faggots always squeal until it is all the way in.
::
:: <snicker> ya, oh, the faggot will come back too. <VBG> faggots
:: always do.
:
: Some of you posters definitely have a preoccupation with
: homosexuality. Were you raped by your daddy when young? Do you
: secretly harbour desires to dress up in women's clothing and insert a
: dildo up your arse?
why in the flying fuck do you care, asshole? oh, wait. you are looking for
a new curious, expirence. bend over and take it all up your ass just like
fag before you.
Kadaitcha Man
> Oldus Fartus wrote:
> : Hollywood®Boy wrote:
> :: WSBRK1 wrote:
> ::: Hollywood®Boy" <"manny or borg wrote: :::: WSBRK1 wrote:
> ::::: Aardvark wrote:
> :::::: On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:30:00 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote: ::::::
> ::::::: Aardvark wrote:
Hello, Ko0ky.
Oldus Fartus
> Oldus Fartus wrote:
> :::
> ::: look, fucking faggots always squeal until it is all the way in.
> ::
> :: <snicker> ya, oh, the faggot will come back too. <VBG> faggots
> :: always do.
> :
> : Some of you posters definitely have a preoccupation with
> : homosexuality. Were you raped by your daddy when young? Do you
> : secretly harbour desires to dress up in women's clothing and insert a
> : dildo up your arse?
>
> why in the flying fuck do you care, asshole? oh, wait. you are looking for
> a new curious, expirence. bend over and take it all up your ass just like
> fag before you.
>
Don't confuse me with someone who cares little boy/girl. I am only
here to laugh and make fun of you.
--
Cheers
Oldus Fartus
JerryD(upstateNY)
You scroll down past 96 lines of type to see........Hello, Ko0ky.
JerryD(upstateNY)
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:08:33 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote:
>
>> Oldus Fartus wrote:
>>> Hollywood�Boy wrote:
>>>> WSBRK1 wrote:
>>>>> Hollywood�Boy" <"manny or borg wrote: :::: WSBRK1 wrote:
>>>>>>> Aardvark wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:30:00 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote: ::::::
>>>>>>>>> Aardvark wrote:
Kadaitcha Man
> Here is a typical bottom post.
> You scroll down past 96 lines of type to see........Hello, Ko0ky.
>
> JerryD(upstateNY)
>
>
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:08:33 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote:
>>
>>> Oldus Fartus wrote:
>>>> Hollywood®Boy wrote:
>>>>> WSBRK1 wrote:
>>>>>> Hollywood®Boy" <"manny or borg wrote: :::: WSBRK1 wrote:
>>>>>>>> Aardvark wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:30:00 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote: ::::::
>>>>>>>>>> Aardvark wrote:
Hmmm. Nothing there.
<aside>
<indicates up>
Fucking stupid idiotic blank-posting fucktard cuntwart.
JerryD(upstateNY)
tails.
I have no idea what he said because I am not going to bother scrolling past
100+ lines to see is stupid answer.
--
JerryD(upstateNY)
~BD~
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:00:02 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote:
>
>> Here is a typical bottom post.
>> You scroll down past 96 lines of type to see........Hello, Ko0ky.
>>
>> JerryD(upstateNY)
>
>
> Hmmm. Nothing there.
>
> <aside>
> <indicates up>
> Fu*king stupid idiotic blank-posting f*cktard c*ntwart.
Ah! But there was! (see above)
What you (don't) see is what happens when a top-poster cocks up a proper
newsreader. ;)
Thank you for providing a practical example for Jerry - he's not being
difficult deliberately, it's just that no-one has ever explained the
importance of top v. bottom posting until recently.
Hopefully this will help him better understand
Now, go and swill your mouth out with soapy water, you fu*king stupid
idiotic f*cktard c*ntwart!
Now - Do it again!
--
Dave
Aardvark
UNCONVENTIONAL TOP POSTING:
BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have one
word of advice: Don't.
You will end up a gibbering wreck.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Carry on, K-man.
> Here is a typical bottom post.
> You scroll down past 96 lines of type to see........Hello, Ko0ky.
>
> JerryD(upstateNY)
>
>
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:08:33 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote:
>>
>>> Oldus Fartus wrote:
>>>> Hollywood®Boy wrote:
>>>>> WSBRK1 wrote:
>>>>>> Hollywood®Boy" <"manny or borg wrote: :::: WSBRK1 wrote:
>>>>>>>> Aardvark wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:30:00 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote: ::::::
>>>>>>>>>> Aardvark wrote:
--
Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-
ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage! You sit
there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, never
caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement!
Oldus Fartus
Your keyboard is broken Dave, so I corrected it for you
Fucking stupid idiotic blank-posting fucktard cuntwart.
--
Cheers
Oldus Fartus
~BD~
> I'm a Fucking stupid idiotic blank-posting fucktard cuntwart, too.
Silly Old Fart!
You go wash your mouth out too if you want to stay on Scorched-Earth!
--
Dave
~BD~
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:00:02 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote:
>
> UNCONVENTIONAL TOP POSTING:
>
> BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have one
> word of advice: Don't.
>
> You will end up a gibbering wreck.
>
> Don't say I didn't warn you.
>
I'll second that, Jerry!
K-man is bad news and vulgar in the extreme.
--
Dave
Aardvark
I've been hoping K-man would spot some of the fuckwittery emanating from
this haven for fuckwits, and even thinking of crossposting to AUK, but I
thought it was still too early in the day to bring out the big guns.
Then what do you know? K-man appears out of nowhere, makes a post AND
crossposts to AUK. This place won't know what's hit in in the next few
days if K-man hangs around.
NOTE TO THE UNAWARE: If you want to know who is the usenet legend known as
Kadaitcha Man, and that of which he is capable, Google is your friend. I
would further advise no individual in alt-politics.sto0pid-eejits to sneer
in any way at K-man or this warning. He will pick you off with ease.
Oldus Fartus
No, I am just going to play on this newsgroup awhile, it amuses me.
--
Cheers
Oldus Fartus
Aardvark
It's a great pleasure to watch him in action when confronted by
intellectual dwarves the like of which frequent alt.politics-sto0pid-
eejits.
~BD~
> It's a great pleasure to watch him in action when confronted by
> intellectual dwarves the like of which frequent alt.politics-sto0pid-
> eejits.
>
Would you care to re-write that?
*You* are frequenting this place (SE) nowadays! ;)
--
Dave
Jenn
"WSBRK1" <fuc...@dipshitkenty.org> wrote in message
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Jenn
news:3a50f3....@news.alt.net...
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:08:33 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote:
>
>> Oldus Fartus wrote:
>> : Hollywood�Boy wrote:
>> :: WSBRK1 wrote:
>> ::: Hollywood�Boy" <"manny or borg wrote: :::: WSBRK1 wrote:
>> ::::: Aardvark wrote:
>> :::::: On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:30:00 +0000, WSBRK1 wrote: ::::::
>> ::::::: Aardvark wrote:
Aardvark
Welcome aboard, Commodore.
< bosun's whistle pipes >
:-)
Jenn
"Aardvark" <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote in message
news:AxSNm.38691$Gz1....@newsfe25.ams2...
Aardvark
I willingly bow before his superior intelligence knowledge of many things.
Anyone who doesn't is merely cannon-fodder for his intellectual artillery.
Lamey
wrote:
>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:02:01 +0000, ~BD~ wrote:
>
>> Aardvark wrote:
>>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:00:02 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote:
>>>
>>> UNCONVENTIONAL TOP POSTING:
>>>
>>> BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have one
>>> word of advice: Don't.
>>>
>>> You will end up a gibbering wreck.
>>>
>>> Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>>
>>>
>> I'll second that, Jerry!
>>
>> K-man is bad news and vulgar in the extreme.
>
>I've been hoping K-man would spot some of the fuckwittery emanating from
>this haven for fuckwits, and even thinking of crossposting to AUK, but I
>thought it was still too early in the day to bring out the big guns.
>
>Then what do you know? K-man appears out of nowhere, makes a post AND
>crossposts to AUK. This place won't know what's hit in in the next few
>days if K-man hangs around.
>
>NOTE TO THE UNAWARE: If you want to know who is the usenet legend known as
>Kadaitcha Man, and that of which he is capable, Google is your friend. I
>would further advise no individual in alt-politics.sto0pid-eejits to sneer
>in any way at K-man or this warning. He will pick you off with ease.
AUK is a dead cesspool. You would get better results X-posting ti
rec.arts.knitting
Tony
Lamey wrote:
--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners
Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on
the job for potty mouth,
Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar
Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man
Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
the realm of understandability
Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
Oldus Fartus
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:33:04 +0800, Oldus Fartus wrote:
>
>> ~BD~ wrote:
>>> Oldus Fartus wrote:
>>>
>>> > I'm a Fucking stupid idiotic blank-posting fucktard cuntwart, too.
>>>
>>> Silly Old Fart!
>>>
>>> You go wash your mouth out too if you want to stay on Scorched-Earth!
>>>
>>>
>> No, I am just going to play on this newsgroup awhile, it amuses me.
>
> Welcome aboard, Commodore.
>
> < bosun's whistle pipes >
>
> :-)
>
Nah, no need to pipe me aboard, I never reached the dizzy heights of
Dave, I stayed on the lower deck.
--
Cheers
Oldus Fartus
WSBRK1
: On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:33:04 +0800, Oldus Fartus wrote:
:
:: ~BD~ wrote:
::: Oldus Fartus wrote:
:::
::: > I'm a Fucking stupid idiotic blank-posting fucktard cuntwart,
::: too.
:::
::: Silly Old Fart!
:::
::: You go wash your mouth out too if you want to stay on
::: Scorched-Earth!
:::
:::
:: No, I am just going to play on this newsgroup awhile, it amuses me.
:
: Welcome aboard, Commodore.
ohh, you came back for another fisting. you are so precious. faggots
always lie.
WSBRK1
: On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:02:01 +0000, ~BD~ wrote:
:
:: Aardvark wrote:
::: On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:00:02 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote:
:::
::: UNCONVENTIONAL TOP POSTING:
:::
::: BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have
::: one word of advice: Don't.
:::
::: You will end up a gibbering wreck.
:::
::: Don't say I didn't warn you.
:::
:::
:: I'll second that, Jerry!
::
:: K-man is bad news and vulgar in the extreme.
:
: I've been hoping K-man would spot some of the fuckwittery emanating
: from this haven for fuckwits, and even thinking of crossposting to
: AUK, but I thought it was still too early in the day to bring out the
: big guns.
:
: Then what do you know? K-man appears out of nowhere, makes a post AND
: crossposts to AUK. This place won't know what's hit in in the next few
: days if K-man hangs around.
:
: NOTE TO THE UNAWARE: If you want to know who is the usenet legend
: known as Kadaitcha Man, and that of which he is capable, Google is
: your friend. I would further advise no individual in
: alt-politics.sto0pid-eejits to sneer in any way at K-man or this
: warning. He will pick you off with ease.
wipe the rest of my sperm off your chin, asshole. you have no consistency
(fags usually don't). I know, I know. you just love to show people the fag
drizzle on your face.
WSBRK1
: WSBRK1 wrote:
:: Oldus Fartus wrote:
:
:::::
::::: look, fucking faggots always squeal until it is all the way in.
::::
:::: <snicker> ya, oh, the faggot will come back too. <VBG> faggots
:::: always do.
:::
::: Some of you posters definitely have a preoccupation with
::: homosexuality. Were you raped by your daddy when young? Do you
::: secretly harbour desires to dress up in women's clothing and insert
::: a dildo up your arse?
::
:: why in the flying fuck do you care, asshole? oh, wait. you are
:: looking for a new curious, expirence. bend over and take it all up
:: your ass just like fag before you.
: Don't confuse me with someone who cares little boy/girl. I am only
: here to laugh and make fun of you.
BWAHAA!! you are <snicker> the curious one. if you are really bi-curious,
you really need to tackle you man love head on. then suck that head.
simple instructions for your simple mind, I guess. I could be wrong. you
just might have a little head. <snicker>
Lamey
wrote:
>Lamey you pond scum FROG i see you're on this newsgroup now.
I go whereever I want and you'll just have to sit and take it.
WSBRK1
: On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:01:01 +0000, ~BD~ wrote:
:
:: Aardvark wrote:
::
::: It's a great pleasure to watch him in action when confronted by
::: intellectual dwarves the like of which frequent
::: alt.politics-sto0pid- eejits.
:::
:: Would you care to re-write that?
::
:: *You* are frequenting this place (SE) nowadays! ;)
:
: I willingly bow before his superior intelligence knowledge of many
: things. Anyone who doesn't is merely cannon-fodder for his
: intellectual artillery.
all fuckwads bow. faggot
Jenn
removing my name from the thread
"WSBRK1" <fuc...@dipshitkenty.org> wrote in message
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Ferd.Berfle
if had to pay child support for all these kooks he spawned? Odd that the
all posted here at the same time.
Oldus Fartus
Cruising again?
--
Cheers
Oldus Fartus
~BD~
Jenn
removing my name from this thread title
"Oldus Fartus" <deni...@westozNOSPAMcomputers.com> wrote in message
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~BD~
Aratzio
~BD~ <Boate...@theobvious.hotmail.co.uk> got double secret probation
for writing:
>Aardvark wrote:
>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:00:02 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote:
>>
>> UNCONVENTIONAL TOP POSTING:
>>
>> BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have one
>> word of advice: Don't.
>>
>> You will end up a gibbering wreck.
>>
>> Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>
>
>I'll second that, Jerry!
>
>K-man is bad news and vulgar in the extreme.
I agree, He's a wanking cockslobberer with a fetish for rancid cunt
drippings who is so vulgar he will consume his own mucus as a
condiment on his dried turds.
Aratzio
Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> got double secret probation for
writing:
>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:02:01 +0000, ~BD~ wrote:
>
>> Aardvark wrote:
>>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:00:02 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote:
>>>
>>> UNCONVENTIONAL TOP POSTING:
>>>
>>> BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have one
>>> word of advice: Don't.
>>>
>>> You will end up a gibbering wreck.
>>>
>>> Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>>
>>>
>> I'll second that, Jerry!
>>
>> K-man is bad news and vulgar in the extreme.
>
>I've been hoping K-man would spot some of the fuckwittery emanating from
>this haven for fuckwits, and even thinking of crossposting to AUK, but I
>thought it was still too early in the day to bring out the big guns.
>
>Then what do you know? K-man appears out of nowhere, makes a post AND
>crossposts to AUK. This place won't know what's hit in in the next few
>days if K-man hangs around.
>
>NOTE TO THE UNAWARE: If you want to know who is the usenet legend known as
>Kadaitcha Man, and that of which he is capable, Google is your friend. I
>would further advise no individual in alt-politics.sto0pid-eejits to sneer
>in any way at K-man or this warning. He will pick you off with ease.
Do you give a reach-around certificates with your online homage?
JerryD(upstateNY)
of advice: Don't.
You will end up a gibbering wreck. Don't say I didn't warn you.
I'll second that, Jerry!
I have the nitwit blocked so I won't see anything he posts.
--
JerryD(upstateNY)
Aratzio
"Jenn" <no...@noway.com> got double secret probation for writing:
Noobs, if the world was flat they'd walk right off the edge thinking
they knew better.
Aardvark
> removing my name from this thread title
Does the name 'King Canute' ring any bells?
Aratzio
"Jenn" <no...@noway.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>removing my name from the thread.
Won shud oneder bout dat bee four won gits won's tit wrang.
Aratzio
Lamey <la...@nomail.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
cunt.
Aratzio
Lamey <la...@nomail.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:19:16 GMT, Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know>
Might I also mention we are quite proud of our smoking crater. It is a
long an difficult process to achieve the proper feng shui in a smoking
crater.
Aratzio
"Jenn" <no...@noway.com> got double secret probation for writing:
So, who's sockpuppet are you?
Aratzio
"Jenn" <no...@noway.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
How's it working out?
Aratzio
"JerryD\(upstateNY\)" <m...@rochester.rr.com> got double secret
probation for writing:
>BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have one word
And participate in threads where he is quoted.
A cunning plan.
Aardvark
Yup, that just about sums him up. Has anyone undone his chains yet and let
him sniff the rag with the scent of his prey?
Aardvark
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
You fucking cowardly, putrescent pussy.
Aardvark
Fuck, I just tell it like it is, and you know what I'm talking about,
'Ratz. A little bit of hype goes a long way with these people.
Aardvark
And having said that, one of the fucking cowards has thrown the towel in
even before a punch has been thrown.
LOL Must be an Italian.
Aardvark
> Aardvark wrote:
>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:35:37 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote:
>>
>>> BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have
>>> one word of advice: Don't.
>>> You will end up a gibbering wreck. Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>> I'll second that, Jerry!
>>>
>>> I have the nitwit blocked so I won't see anything he posts.
>>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>
>> You f***king cowardly, putrescent pussy.
>
> You'll get the lash if you don't obey the rules here!
>
> Play fair!
>
> Post howsoever you wish on those other groups, if it helps you save face
> - just leave SE off the distribution list.
Not my distribution list. I'm just going with the flow.
NGs restored. FUs set.
Aardvark
> Aardvark wrote:
>
>> Not my distribution list. I'm just going with the flow.
>>
>> NGs restored. FUs set.
>>
>>
> How does that work then?
Google is your friend. Try using 'setting usenet followup' or similar. as
it happens, I committed the non-standards-conforming sin of setting FUs to
all three of the groups to which I crossposted.
>
> I've only ever seen it in Google Groups.
>
Wash your fucking foul mouth out with soap. And your keyboard, while
you're at it.
> Can it be over-ridden by an ID ten T error?
Nothing, repeat NOTHING, is idiot-proof.
BTW crosspost restored, FUs set to all three.
Sarah Ehrett
wrote:
:>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:02:01 +0000, ~BD~ wrote:
:>
:>> Aardvark wrote:
:>>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:00:02 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote:
:>>>
:>>> UNCONVENTIONAL TOP POSTING:
:>>>
:>>> BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have one
:>>> word of advice: Don't.
:>>>
:>>> You will end up a gibbering wreck.
:>>>
:>>> Don't say I didn't warn you.
:>>>
:>>>
:>> I'll second that, Jerry!
:>>
:>> K-man is bad news and vulgar in the extreme.
Wot? Da K-Man is so widely misunderstood.
:>I've been hoping K-man would spot some of the fuckwittery emanating from
:>this haven for fuckwits, and even thinking of crossposting to AUK, but I
:>thought it was still too early in the day to bring out the big guns.
:>
:>Then what do you know? K-man appears out of nowhere, makes a post AND
:>crossposts to AUK. This place won't know what's hit in in the next few
:>days if K-man hangs around.
:>
:>NOTE TO THE UNAWARE: If you want to know who is the usenet legend known as
:>Kadaitcha Man, and that of which he is capable, Google is your friend. I
:>would further advise no individual in alt-politics.sto0pid-eejits to sneer
:>in any way at K-man or this warning. He will pick you off with ease.
Da K-Mans is an old friend. He's a pussycat. No, really.
Aardvark
You've never felt the strike of the sharp edge of his intellect, then?
Even if you haven't, you're bound to have seen it smiting other poor,
unsuspecting souls, however deserving of it.
Aardvark
> Aardvark wrote:
>
>> Google is your friend. Try using 'setting usenet followup' or similar.
>> as it happens, I committed the non-standards-conforming sin of setting
>> FUs to all three of the groups to which I crossposted.
>>
>>> I've only ever seen it in Google Groups.
>>>
>>>
>> Wash your fucking foul mouth out with soap. And your keyboard, while
you're at
>> it.
>>
>>> Can it be over-ridden by an ID ten T error?
>>
>> Nothing, repeat NOTHING, is idiot-proof.
>
> Exactly! Expletives really are unnecessary**, so removed (again)
>
>> BTW crosspost restored, FUs set to all three.
>
> OK. Let us see what happens *this* time!
Can't be arsed any more.
BTW It's considered bad usenet form to edit the words of another.
FYI
Lamey
wrote:
>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:02:01 +0000, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>~BD~ <Boate...@theobvious.hotmail.co.uk> got double secret probation
>for writing:
>
>>Aardvark wrote:
>>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:00:02 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote:
>>>
>>> UNCONVENTIONAL TOP POSTING:
>>>
>>> BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have one
>>> word of advice: Don't.
>>>
>>> You will end up a gibbering wreck.
>>>
>>> Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>>
>>
>>I'll second that, Jerry!
>>
>>K-man is bad news and vulgar in the extreme.
>
>I agree, He's a wanking cockslobberer with a fetish for rancid cunt
>drippings who is so vulgar he will consume his own mucus as a
>condiment on his dried turds.
wow
WSBRK1
no sweetheart, you can't seem to keep a dick out of your mouth. quit
mumbling. oh, and don't spit.
Aratzio
Lamey <la...@nomail.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
vulgar cascade borking cunt.
Lamey
wrote:
>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:04:12 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>Lamey <la...@nomail.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:33:07 -0800, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:02:01 +0000, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>~BD~ <Boate...@theobvious.hotmail.co.uk> got double secret probation
>>>for writing:
>>>
>>>>Aardvark wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:00:02 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> UNCONVENTIONAL TOP POSTING:
>>>>>
>>>>> BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have one
>>>>> word of advice: Don't.
>>>>>
>>>>> You will end up a gibbering wreck.
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I'll second that, Jerry!
>>>>
>>>>K-man is bad news and vulgar in the extreme.
>>>
>>>I agree, He's a wanking cockslobberer with a fetish for rancid cunt
>>>drippings who is so vulgar he will consume his own mucus as a
>>>condiment on his dried turds.
>>
>>wow
>
>vulgar cascade borking cunt.
wow
Aardvark
Gee
--
Some kill their love when they are young, And some when they are old;
Some strangle with the hands of Lust, Some with the hands of Gold:
The kindest use a knife, because The dead so soon grow cold -
OSCAR WILDE (1854-1900) 'The Ballad of Reading Gaol'
Aratzio
Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> got double secret probation for
writing:
Actually the proper response would have been "bow"
Lamey
wrote:
Actually the proper response would have been "chow"
Aardvark
Now you fucked up the cascade. I was thinking three letter exclamations.
Aardvark
Actually the proper response would have been "now"
Aardvark
> ~BD~ wrote:
>> Mike Easter wrote:
>
>>> TOFU
>
>>> GNKSA
>
>> Thanks for that interesting bit of history, Mike.
>
> <runon> It strikes me as paradoxical that those who would TOFU/toppost
> in an atmosphere which embraces the freedom to choose a better structure
> to communicate on usenet than according to the rules of corporate tofu
> email -- namely trim for context and put the result into conversational
> order, would screech 'nettkopp' at those who would try to steer them
> toward communal usenetiquette instead of corporate email rules
> mentality. </runon>
>
Sort of makes them 'sheeple', doesn't it?
> The fact that OE html doesn't work well for trimmed context and
> conversational order is another issue.
And cascades. Don't forget to mention the cascades.
Lamey
wrote:
Actually the proper response would have been "cow"
Aratzio
Actually the proper response would have been "miaow"
Aardvark
Actually the proper response would have been "pow"
Kadaitcha Man
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:02:01 +0000, ~BD~ wrote:
>
>> Aardvark wrote:
>>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:00:02 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote:
>>>
>>> UNCONVENTIONAL TOP POSTING:
>>>
>>> BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have
>>> one word of advice: Don't.
>>>
>>> You will end up a gibbering wreck.
>>>
>>> Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>>
>>>
>> I'll second that, Jerry!
>>
>> K-man is bad news and vulgar in the extreme.
>
> I've been hoping K-man would spot some of the fuckwittery emanating from
> this haven for fuckwits, and even thinking of crossposting to AUK, but I
> thought it was still too early in the day to bring out the big guns.
>
> Then what do you know? K-man appears out of nowhere, makes a post AND
> crossposts to AUK. This place won't know what's hit in in the next few
> days if K-man hangs around.
>
> NOTE TO THE UNAWARE: If you want to know who is the usenet legend known
> as Kadaitcha Man, and that of which he is capable, Google is your
> friend. I would further advise no individual in
> alt-politics.sto0pid-eejits to sneer in any way at K-man or this
> warning. He will pick you off with ease.
Nah. You've got me all wrong. I just want to be friends.
--
What people say about me:
> You're a wholly evil fucker. You take the 'I am a bastard' stance,
> and extrapolate it out to 'I am an absolute uncaring bastard with the
> time and means to make almost anyone suffer.'
> Whereas other people have some faint nascent ideal about 'lines that
> should not be crossed', you barge through taboo, and straight through
> 'unthinking prejudice', right into "knock 'em down and then fuck them
> over."
Kadaitcha Man
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:01:01 +0000, ~BD~ wrote:
>
>> Aardvark wrote:
>>
>>> It's a great pleasure to watch him in action when confronted by
>>> intellectual dwarves the like of which frequent alt.politics-sto0pid-
>>> eejits.
>>>
>>>
>> Would you care to re-write that?
>>
>> *You* are frequenting this place (SE) nowadays! ;)
>
> I willingly bow before his superior intelligence knowledge of many
> things. Anyone who doesn't is merely cannon-fodder for his intellectual
> artillery.
If by saying those things you are hoping to get laid, I have a headache.
Kadaitcha Man
Actually the proper response is <scratches arse>
Kadaitcha Man
This post brought to you by Linux Berserker Prototype 0.001.
Just thought you'd like to know I'm back on it.
Aardvark
>> NOTE TO THE UNAWARE: If you want to know who is the usenet legend known
>> as Kadaitcha Man, and that of which he is capable, Google is your
>> friend. I would further advise no individual in
>> alt-politics.sto0pid-eejits to sneer in any way at K-man or this
>> warning. He will pick you off with ease.
>
> Nah. You've got me all wrong. I just want to be friends.
I can see your right hand extended in friendship, but what have you got in
your left hand behind your back?
Aardvark
Nice one.
Kadaitcha Man
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:49:06 +0000, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>>> NOTE TO THE UNAWARE: If you want to know who is the usenet legend
>>> known as Kadaitcha Man, and that of which he is capable, Google is
>>> your friend. I would further advise no individual in
>>> alt-politics.sto0pid-eejits to sneer in any way at K-man or this
>>> warning. He will pick you off with ease.
>>
>> Nah. You've got me all wrong. I just want to be friends.
>
> I can see your right hand extended in friendship, but what have you got
> in your left hand behind your back?
Oh. You mean the lead mallet?
Kadaitcha Man
Berserker has to act as a proxy between your news reader and your news
server so that it can capture your posts and do you know what. I'm
testing it to make sure the proxy is stable and doing what it should be
doing.
So far so good.
Touch wood.
<taps Hardfark on head>
Aardvark
>> I can see your right hand extended in friendship, but what have you got
>> in your left hand behind your back?
>
> Oh. You mean the lead mallet?
Yes. Did you manage to wash all that cerebral matter off the last time you
used it?
Aardvark
>> Noobs, if the world was flat they'd walk right off the edge thinking
>> they knew better.
>
> What's all this about then?
Why? You a rozzer or something?
Eh?
Eh?
Eh?
Aardvark
If you're ever in need of a beta tester......
> So far so good.
>
> Touch wood.
>
> <taps Hardfark on head>
Get that fucking hand away from my head. Never know where it's been.
~BD~
>
> Get that f***ing hand away from my head. Never know where it's been.
>
So you *are* drinking!
His hand has been behind his back. You saw it! ;)
--
Dave
~BD~
> The subject line is a little strange, was wondering what it
> related to.
>
We waz chattin about muzac - C&W
Do you like this? One of my favourites!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9VzEulip9Q
--
Dave
Aardvark
> Aardvark wrote:
>
>
>> Get that f***ing hand away from my head. Never know where it's been.
>>
>>
> So you *are* drinking!
>
My drinking is none of your concern.
> His hand has been behind his back. You saw it! ;)
He put the lead mallet down in order to better tap (not SMASH) my cranium.
With his hand, not the mallet.
Aardvark
> Aardvark wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:33:16 +1000, Andy wrote:
>>
>>>> Noobs, if the world was flat they'd walk right off the edge thinking
>>>> they knew better.
>>>
>>> What's all this about then?
>>
>> Why? You a rozzer or something?
>>
>> Eh?
>
>> Eh?
>>
>> Eh?
>
> Not me, gov.
>
> The subject line is a little strange, was wondering what it related to.
It's a long, long story contained in a long, long thread which has had
it's name changed a couple of times since its inception.
Sorry I can't offer more of an explanation.
BTW Jenn isn't a cunt. She's a lovely inoffensive woman.
Sarah Ehrett
wrote:
:>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:33:59 -0500, Sarah Ehrett wrote:
:>
:>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:19:16 GMT, Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know>
:>> wrote:
:>>
:>> :>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:02:01 +0000, ~BD~ wrote: :>
:>> :>> Aardvark wrote:
:>> :>>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:00:02 -0500, JerryD\(upstateNY\) wrote: :>>>
:>> :>>> UNCONVENTIONAL TOP POSTING:
:>> :>>>
:>> :>>> BEWARE CLOWN. You are just about to cross swords with K-man. I have
:>> one :>>> word of advice: Don't.
:>> :>>>
:>> :>>> You will end up a gibbering wreck. :>>>
:>> :>>> Don't say I didn't warn you.
:>> :>>>
:>> :>>>
:>> :>> I'll second that, Jerry!
:>> :>>
:>> :>> K-man is bad news and vulgar in the extreme.
:>>
:>> Wot? Da K-Man is so widely misunderstood.
:>>
:>> :>I've been hoping K-man would spot some of the fuckwittery emanating
:>> from :>this haven for fuckwits, and even thinking of crossposting to
:>> AUK, but I :>thought it was still too early in the day to bring out the
:>> big guns. :>
:>> :>Then what do you know? K-man appears out of nowhere, makes a post AND
:>> :>crossposts to AUK. This place won't know what's hit in in the next few
:>> :>days if K-man hangs around.
:>> :>
:>> :>NOTE TO THE UNAWARE: If you want to know who is the usenet legend
:>> known as :>Kadaitcha Man, and that of which he is capable, Google is
:>> your friend. I :>would further advise no individual in
:>> alt-politics.sto0pid-eejits to sneer :>in any way at K-man or this
:>> warning. He will pick you off with ease.
:>>
:>> Da K-Mans is an old friend. He's a pussycat. No, really.
:>
:>You've never felt the strike of the sharp edge of his intellect, then?
We had a go-round for most of 1998-99. We both survived "bloodied
but unbowed" as it were. Da K-Man was a relative noob at the time
and moved on to the 'puter groups, where he was observed "helping"
millions of needy folks in the win98 forum.
:>Even if you haven't, you're bound to have seen it smiting other poor,
:>unsuspecting souls, however deserving of it.
Yes indeed I have. I cannot speak for the Da K-Mans perspective but
because of our early relationship on usenet I will not judge him judge
him harshly. Back then there was a begrudging respect for any worthy
adversary. In those days we all had thicker skin. It never went RL.
This new breed of internet cowards and pussies stalk your personal
life and info. simply because they cannot respond or stand up to your
verbal onslaught. You don't like what anyone, including K-Man has to
say, use your killfile system or turn off your computer.
There is a saying that could be aptly applied to K-Man, " Don't poke
the bear with a stick".
Aratzio
Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> got double secret probation for
writing:
>On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:18:13 +1000, Andy wrote:
>
>> Aardvark wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:33:16 +1000, Andy wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Noobs, if the world was flat they'd walk right off the edge thinking
>>>>> they knew better.
>>>>
>>>> What's all this about then?
>>>
>>> Why? You a rozzer or something?
>>>
>>> Eh?
>>
>>> Eh?
>>>
>>> Eh?
>>
>> Not me, gov.
>>
>> The subject line is a little strange, was wondering what it related to.
>
>It's a long, long story contained in a long, long thread which has had
>it's name changed a couple of times since its inception.
>
>Sorry I can't offer more of an explanation.
>
>BTW Jenn isn't a cunt. She's a lovely inoffensive woman.
Jenn, the cunt, is a woman?
Dr. Steel
related to. >>
--
Dr. Steel
Aardvark
> :>You've never felt the strike of the sharp edge of his intellect, then?
>
> We had a go-round for most of 1998-99. We both survived "bloodied but
> unbowed" as it were. Da K-Man was a relative noob at the time and
> moved on to the 'puter groups, where he was observed "helping" millions
> of needy folks in the win98 forum.
>
He certainly knows his shit, doesn't he?
> :>Even if you haven't, you're bound to have seen it smiting other poor,
> :>unsuspecting souls, however deserving of it.
>
> Yes indeed I have. I cannot speak for the Da K-Mans perspective but
> because of our early relationship on usenet I will not judge him judge
> him harshly. Back then there was a begrudging respect for any worthy
> adversary.
As there of course should be.
> In those days we all had thicker skin.
An ancient breed of pachyderms. Yes, I've heard of those legendary times
in sagas passed down from father to son through the ages.
> It never went RL.
There's nothing funnier than someone threatening to go RL on your ass.
> This new breed of internet cowards and pussies stalk your personal life
> and info. simply because they cannot respond or stand up to your verbal
> onslaught.
Sad bastards, I know.
> You don't like what anyone, including K-Man has to say, use
> your killfile system or turn off your computer.
>
Coward's way out.
> There is a saying that could be aptly applied to K-Man, " Don't poke the
> bear with a stick".
>
>
I may be mistaken, but he seems to have calmed down in the last year or
so. He must be pining, eh? For the old days or something.
:-)
Aardvark
Yes. And a more pleasant, kind, considerate and accommodating person you
couldn't wish to meet on usenet. Think K-man and then reverse it.
Kadaitcha Man
> The subject line is a little strange, was wondering what it related to.
Itself.