Re: ! May Is "Old People Appreciation Week"

[Buckwheat]

Darth Breeder beamed this message:
> Bucky went and transmitted this via his wireless network:
>> Bucky Breeder wrote:
>>
>>> Old people are so much fun because
>>> you can substitute animal dookie
>>> in their snacky-time pudding cups
>>> and they can't tell the difference...
>>> Then, after about 10-minutes later,
>>> they forget all about it and start
>>> asking for their snacky-time pudding-cup!
>>>
>>> FYI
>>
>> Old peeple are also fun because they talk about what the weather was
>> like way back when they were kids who worked on the farm and fought
>> Indians on the way to the little red school house because they didn't
>> have buses back then.
>>
>> Now, these days, if it weren't for old peeple, we wouldn't have any
>> problem with Social Security at all! Where'd they all come from,
>> anyway??? Perhaps global warming is God's way of telling us we should
>> be more like the Eskimos! We could feed our old people to the polar
>> bears and that would solve the global warming problem for another few
>> centuries or so at the same time helping the Social Security and
>> Medicare budget crises.
>>
>> Its just the patriotic thing to do - feed your old peeples to the polar
>> bears for your country, for your planet and for God!
>>
>> HTH.
>
> All old people are not necessarily crazy in their mentals...
> Some of them simply wear their loaded welfare geriatric diapers
> on their heads because it's hot outside from all the global warming
> NOT because they hallucinate that they are Arab terrorists or
> that they are Sir Lawrence of Poopytown.
>
> (Although the Galactic experience may well be completely different
> than that of your Earthbound species.)
>
> AYBABTU


Teh old peeples poot the social security checks in their diapers to
foil the wood-be robbers from gettin there checks and spinnin dem.

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Darla? O'tay den... neva mine.

[Bucky Breeder]

Buckwheat <buck...@mobbie.starz.rus> posted:

If you take an old peeple to the airport with you, you can put them in a
wheelchair and go through the lines faster... and all the other peeples
don't even mind because they're so happy to get rid of the doodie-diaper
smell when you roll off to the next line... then later you can just push
the chair off in a corner and someone will find the tag with the old
peeple's address and contact informations and eventually take them home.

Do not worry because their Alzhinnies will not let them remember anything
and the cops just want to get rid of the smell as fast as they can.
Besides, it's actually like a geriatric vacation for your old person.

Be kind, rewind.

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I AM Bucky Breeder, (*(^; and noooooo....
that is NOT a backpack-size Honeywell T-Hawk in my pocket;
but, I'm not particularly "happy" to see you either.

[OldGringo38]

Bucky, did your Mother have and children that lived?

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OG 38
Just west of nowhere

[James]

In a moment of lucidity, Bucky remembered what happened to him at the
airport.

[Betty]

Don't mess with Bucky, I think he's funny. He's one of those people you
have to read with a between-the-lines view point. He does make some
really good points ... sometimes ... when he stays away from those
diapers. [g]

The way I take what he says is that he really (usually) means sort-of
the opposite of what he writes. But ... I'm wrong a lot of the time. [g]

.

[OldGringo38]

You take car of your computer Betty, and I'll take care of who I mess
with. :)

[Betty]

I meant that as a joke, but okay ... you mess with anyone you want to. [g]

[OldGringo38]

LOL Roar :)

[Bucky Breeder]

The nice thing thing about old people is...

well... Hmmmmmmm....

There sure are a lot of old people. Maybe they're good for something.

You should thouroughly hose them off and keep them in clean diapers while
you're trying to figure it out. Some places a "shock collar" [used also for
training dogs] is frowned upon when used as a control device on old people,
so you can get them a really nice scarf for their holiday present and that
keeps everybody out of trouble while you secretly keep your old people on
their best behavior - and *quiet* too.

HTH.

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I AM Bucky Breeder, (*(^; and noooooo....

that is NOT a Tomahawk armed Predator drone in my pocket;

[Bucky Breeder]

Many old people have at least one "personality disorder."

This is because their brains are deteriorating from years
of bad habits, participating in the psychodelic drug decades,
unprotectected sexual behavior, watching far too many
'Oprah' shows and other TV. As their asses get wider from
riding the Walmart motorized handicapper shopping carts,
so their brains get smaller and dysfunctional.

Please, honk your horn if you see an old person and do not
get overly upset if they drool and shoot you the finger
because they're only endangering themselves by dividing their
concentration - and hopefully their accident will be fatal,
thereby reducing the Social Security and Medicare budgets.

"Old people are the new Jews!" -- GOP and Tea Party

[Buckwheat]

Old people is the new Rosa Parks.

Because old people wear diapers, get food stamps, have uppity additudes,
smell bad because they don't take baths, get in the way when you're trying to
get somewhere, leave their signals on while they're in the center lane going
way too slow, hold up traffic by stopping in the middle of an intersection
for a yellow light, and because they're stupid. And slow too. Except with
their back-sass-mouths. So, you should slap some old people to celebrate.
They will probably forget what happened, and their eyes are so bad that they
describe and the police artists will draw outer-space-aliens - who look
amazingly like other old people in hoodie-sweatshirts. It'll be pure chaos!

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O'tay!