Faulty Phone

[Martin]

How do you get a response from the fault desk.
Been on the phone for ages this morning and as my phone is faulty had to use
my mobile.
Is there any other way to contact support?

[Beauregard T. Shagnasty]

Martin wrote:

> How do you get a response from the fault desk.
> Been on the phone for ages this morning and as my phone is faulty had
> to use my mobile.

Please try removing the wire from the phone to the wall and reversing
the direction. Plug it back in.

> Is there any other way to contact support?

Sorry, this is the only path still in operation.

--
-Sandeep

[John Holmes]

Martin "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

How close are you to/with your neighbours? Visit them and use their phone.

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Your mother was a humourless window cleaner who ran an unsuccessful cab
company at the local cinema.

[OldGringo38]

, In The Beginning God Created The Heavens And Earth, Then I Added My
Two Cents To The Martin Post:

You could always try Carrier Pigeon, especially if you are in a rural
area.

--
Old Gringo
Just West Of Nowhere
Enjoy Life And Live It To Its Fullest
http://www.NuBoy-Industries.com

[Customer Support]

How may I be of service to you?

[OldGringo38]

, In The Beginning God Created The Heavens And Earth, Then I Added My
Two Cents To The Martin Post:

Your Indian tech support agent is indisposed at the present time.
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/tech-support-india.jpg

[greylines]

On Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:35:24 -0000, OldGringo38 <NoE...@thisoldhouse.con>
wrote:

> , In The Beginning God Created The Heavens And Earth, Then I Added My
> Two Cents To The Martin Post:
>> How do you get a response from the fault desk.
>> Been on the phone for ages this morning and as my phone is faulty had
>> to use
>> my mobile.
>> Is there any other way to contact support?
>>
>>
> You could always try Carrier Pigeon, especially if you are in a rural
> area.
>

IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service
http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2549

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greylines

if you must mail me
ihatespam at greylines dot net

[OldGringo38]

, In The Beginning God Created The Heavens And Earth, Then I Added My

Two Cents To The greylines Post:

> On Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:35:24 -0000, OldGringo38
> <NoE...@thisoldhouse.con> wrote:
>
>> , In The Beginning God Created The Heavens And Earth, Then I Added My
>> Two Cents To The Martin Post:
>>> How do you get a response from the fault desk.
>>> Been on the phone for ages this morning and as my phone is faulty had
>>> to use
>>> my mobile.
>>> Is there any other way to contact support?
>>>
>>>
>> You could always try Carrier Pigeon, especially if you are in a rural
>> area.
>>
>
> IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service
> http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2549
>
>
>

<g>

[Tony Davison]

This is not the helpdesk you are looking for

--
BigTone

[John Holmes]

Evan Platt "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

> On Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:40:02 GMT, Tony Davison
> <tony.da...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
>>This is not the helpdesk you are looking for
>

> These are not the droids you're looking for.

These are the droids you keep looking for.

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<snip>

[Mike Yetto]

Bada bing Evan Platt <ev...@theobvious.espphotography.com> bada bang:

> On Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:40:02 GMT, Tony Davison
><tony.da...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>

>>This is not the helpdesk you are looking for
>

> These are not the droids you're looking for.

Your Usenet mind tricks won't work here.

Mike "try beer" Yetto
--
In theory, theory and practice are the same.
In practice they are not.

[VanguardLH]

Martin wrote:

I don't work on the weekends. Call me on Monday between 2:52AM to 2:53AM.

[thund3rstruck]

http://verydemotivational.com/2009/11/23/hindsight-is-2020-once-the-mind-trick-wears-off/

n0i

[John Holmes]

thund3rstruck "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

LOL

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<snip>

[Cork Soaker]

Dial 100 and ask for sex.