Corrupt JPEG
JANAP146
I am having a hell of a time trying to fix my brother in law's JPG's. He
had a pc crash, and was able to get it up and running again, but noticed
some files and pictures were no longer in thier folders. After using a
data/jpeg recovery program he was able to recover the missing files and
pictures, but now the pictures are unreadable. The Photo software he uses
is Photoshop elements, when he tries to open a picture he gets the
following error msg. "...could not complete your request because reading
spatial/lossless JPEG files is not Implemented" We up graded PS elements
and applied all patches/add-ons we could find but still get the same error
msg. So we tried different photo editing software, only to keep getting
error messages "Cant read file header. Unknown file format or file not
found" or "Decode error JPEG data stream contains no image". We tried
different photo recovery software to see if another program would be able
to recover the JPEGS differently. we've tried JPEG repair programs. So far
nothing seems to work. We would appreciate any help in recovering these
lost pictures.
His pc is currently running WinXp. Not sure if it is sp2 or sp3.
Thank you.
Mike Easter
> I am having a hell of a time trying to fix my brother in law's JPG's.
He should go to his backups.
> He
> had a pc crash, and was able to get it up and running again,
There is no telling what happened in 'was able' here. All kinds of
things could have happened that would be 'destructive' to
file/directory/database structure.
> but noticed
> some files and pictures were no longer in thier folders.
Perhaps some kind of rambunctious file recovery program was run.
> After using a
> data/jpeg recovery program he was able to recover the missing files
and
> pictures, but now the pictures are unreadable.
Uh oh. He should go to his backups. He /does/ have backups; doesn't
everyone?
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Mike Easter
philo
have a look for .chk files (they may be hidden)
if there are any try renaming them with the jpg extension
If that does not do the trick then they are gone!
Maybe now he will believe all the people that told him to back up his
data...he probably should not have ignored them
chuckcar
news:Xns9CEF9BBE34EAD...@216.196.97.131:
The only reliable method of recovering from a hard drive failure (which
you don't specifically mention although *we* need to know) is backups,
incremental and full with two copies of each at all times. Jpeg pictures
use a lossy compression method virtually identical to encryption and unless
the file type tag is at the beginning (which you can tell with a hex/binary file
viewer) you have no way to know how many sectors are missing or right
and recovery of that is impossible.
Tell him *not* to use a backup program, but to create a directory to put
copies of what to backup and anytime he creates a new data file, he puts
a copy of it or the resulting directory there. Then he just has to write
that directory to a closed session CD monthly, and make a second copy on
another. Checking both. Every week, he takes the files from that week
and creates an incremental backup on another such disk. This way the
most he can lose is one weeks work.
Hard drives die. We hear the result here virtually every week. No one
makes backups. Hence our hearing about it.
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John Holmes
> After using a
> data/jpeg recovery program
<shakes head>
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Dan C
The *ONLY* way to recover corrupted JPEG's is to format the hard drive.
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> Tell him *not* to use a backup program, but to create a directory to put
> copies of what to backup and anytime he creates a new data file, he puts
> a copy of it or the resulting directory there. Then he just has to write
> that directory to a closed session CD monthly, and make a second copy on
> another. Checking both. Every week, he takes the files from that week
> and creates an incremental backup on another such disk. This way the
> most he can lose is one weeks work.
Of course, the easier option is a USB HDD, hey, chucktard? Followed, of
course, by only occasional backups to DVD, not CD. You fuckwitted, know-
nothing nincompoop.
> Hard drives die.
No shit, Shylock?
thanatoid
news:Xns9CEF9BBE34EAD...@216.196.97.131:
> Hello All,
> I am having a hell of a time trying to fix my brother in
> law's JPG's.
<SNIP>
Try different programs to open the files. Some programs open
slightly corrupted files others won't. Also, try converting the
corrupt jpg's to BMP's and see what you can do with those. These
approaches have often worked for me.
You might also want to check out a few links here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=Damaged+JPG+repair
chuckcar
news:t7cij5thn6otv4bd6...@4ax.com:
> On Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:24:49 +0000 (UTC), chuckcar <ch...@nil.car>
> wrote:
>
>>Hard drives die. We hear the result here virtually every week. No one
>>makes backups. Hence our hearing about it.
>
> Yes, chucktard, we know. *all* hard drives *always* fail.
>
> What did you say, hard drives don't last more than 2 years?
No, I said 5 to ten years depending on the amount of time that the
computer is on and the hard drives are spinning. I've also seen in
happen numerous times and never more than 10 years after the drive was
installed.
chuckcar
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:04:34 +0000 (UTC), chuckcar <ch...@nil.car>
> wrote:
>
>>No, I said 5 to ten years depending on the amount of time that the
>>computer is on and the hard drives are spinning. I've also seen in
>>happen numerous times and never more than 10 years after the drive was
>>installed.
>
> Oh yes, never more than 10 years. And a number of people have told you
> they have hard drives more than 10 years old, and asked you how that
> was possible, and *poof*, you disappear. As usual.
Because their arrogance made it obvious that they were simply lying so
they could say they were right.
Aardvark
Nice PKB, chuckie.
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Aardvark
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:30:24 +0000 (UTC), Aardvark
> <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>
>>Nice PKB, chuckie.
>
> And poof, he's gone.
Koff! Koff! Dusty round here, innit?
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:03:44 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:30:24 +0000 (UTC), Aardvark
>> <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>>
>>> Nice PKB, chuckie.
>> And poof, he's gone.
>
> Koff! Koff! Dusty round here, innit?
>
>
>
Hovark, must you ass kiss everyone in the NG? Did you learn this from
the king of the ass kissers King Ass Kisser Pussy Balls Dumb Willy
Poaster? :)
Aardvark
How ya doin', DUH-ane?
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:58:24 -0500, Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy. wrote:
>
>> Aardvark wrote:
>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:03:44 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:30:24 +0000 (UTC), Aardvark
>>>> <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Nice PKB, chuckie.
>>>> And poof, he's gone.
>>> Koff! Koff! Dusty round here, innit?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> Hovark, must you ass kiss everyone in the NG? Did you learn this from
>> the king of the ass kissers King Ass Kisser Pussy Balls Dumb Willy
>> Poaster? :)
>
> How ya doin', DUH-ane?
>
>
>
Hovark thank you. I'll indirectly get to that punk ass bitch King Ass
Kisser No Balls Yellow Back Poaster through you, as his reads your posts
and kisses your panties ! :)
Aardvark
What am I, DUH-ane? Some kind of dating service or something?
You make yer own moves.
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:25:09 -0500, Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy. wrote:
>
>> Aardvark wrote:
>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:58:24 -0500, Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy. wrote:
>>>
>>>> Aardvark wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:03:44 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:30:24 +0000 (UTC), Aardvark
>>>>>> <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nice PKB, chuckie.
>>>>>> And poof, he's gone.
>>>>> Koff! Koff! Dusty round here, innit?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Hovark, must you ass kiss everyone in the NG? Did you learn this from
>>>> the king of the ass kissers King Ass Kisser Pussy Balls Dumb Willy
>>>> Poaster? :)
>>> How ya doin', DUH-ane?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> Hovark thank you. I'll indirectly get to that punk ass bitch King Ass
>> Kisser No Balls Yellow Back Poaster through you, as his reads your posts
>> and kisses your panties ! :)
>
> What am I, DUH-ane? Some kind of dating service or something?
>
> You make yer own moves.
What? The punk hides behind someone's drawls like yours and ass kiss
attacks that's the old punk's MO! :)
That's what the old punk Poaster lives for is a brown nose attack, and
the old punk doesn't have the guts to go one-on-one with anybody.
Have you seen that punk to it any other way?
There below is the definition of an old English punk ass diaper wearing
yellow back punk bum, like Poaster. :)
<http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brown%20noser>
1. brown noser
A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy
that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise,
promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do
anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people
can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they
want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into
getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or
a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.
Aardvark
> What? The punk hides behind someone's drawls like yours and ass kiss
> attacks that's the old punk's MO!
>
> That's what the old punk Poaster lives for is a brown nose attack, and
> the old punk doesn't have the guts to go one-on-one with anybody.
>
> Have you seen that punk to it any other way?
>
> There below is the definition of an old English punk ass diaper wearing
> yellow back punk bum, like Poaster.
You're frothing incoherently again, DUH-ane.
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:21:20 -0500, Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy. wrote:
>
>> What? The punk hides behind someone's drawls like yours and ass kiss
>> attacks that's the old punk's MO!
>>
>> That's what the old punk Poaster lives for is a brown nose attack, and
>> the old punk doesn't have the guts to go one-on-one with anybody.
>>
>> Have you seen that punk to it any other way?
>>
>> There below is the definition of an old English punk ass diaper wearing
>> yellow back punk bum, like Poaster.
>
> You're frothing incoherently again, DUH-ane.
>
>
>
Hey be a sport and show it to him! :)
Don't you have a sprinkling off balls, unlike your daddy?
There below is the definition of an old English punk ass diaper wearing
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
<snipped>
<correction>
Hovark, don't you have a sprinkling of balls, unlike your daddy Poaster? :)
Kadaitcha Man
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:21:20 -0500, Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy. wrote:
>> There below is the definition of an old English punk ass diaper wearing
>> yellow back punk bum, like Poaster.
>
> You're frothing incoherently again, DUH-ane.
Nothing new there at all.
On a completely different note, Berserker is almost ready for beta
testing. There are some major features missing at the moment and they'll
take a few days to get done. However my eldest daughter whom I have not
seen for many years is flying here to Indonesia from Darwin tomorrow
night for the weekend so there will be a few days delay with Berserker.
Damn! Where am I going to hide my four 18yr old, pert-breasted rent-wives?
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
Nothing new here who would want to be around a crack pot like you? Your
daughter probably ran away just to get away from you. Maybe, she'll be
packing a gun and blow your brains out!
Your sorry ass with a kid?
Kadaitcha Man
Many kids. And they are breeding, DUHane.
HTH
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
Yeah, the are all breeding with you. Who are you kidding K-Incest, you
Alien ass-hole? :)
Your kids are most likely messed-up, because of you!
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
Hey, can you still drop an egg and shot some sperm you you old creature?
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
You K-Incest a brown noser? I am disappointed in you. But you got more
balls than No Balls Dumb Willy Poaster. He's a brown noser too.
<http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brown%20noser>
1. brown noser
A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy
that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise,
promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do
anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people
can also be described as losers because they can�t work for what they
Kadaitcha Man
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> "Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy." <Ahlstrom@IsAPussy1`.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:21:20 -0500, Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> There below is the definition of an old English punk ass diaper
>>>>>> wearing
>>>>>> yellow back punk bum, like Poaster.
>>>>> You're frothing incoherently again, DUH-ane.
>>>> Nothing new there at all.
>>>>
>>>> On a completely different note, Berserker is almost ready for beta
>>>> testing. There are some major features missing at the moment and
>>>> they'll take a few days to get done. However my eldest daughter whom
>>>> I have not seen for many years is flying here to Indonesia from
>>>> Darwin tomorrow night for the weekend so there will be a few days
>>>> delay with Berserker.
>>>>
>>>> Damn! Where am I going to hide my four 18yr old, pert-breasted
>>>> rent-wives?
>>> Nothing new here who would want to be around a crack pot like you?
>>> Your daughter probably ran away just to get away from you. Maybe,
>>> she'll be packing a gun and blow your brains out!
>>>
>>> Your sorry ass with a kid?
>>
>> Many kids. And they are breeding, DUHane.
>>
>> HTH
>
> Yeah, the are all breeding with you. Who are you kidding K-Incest, you
> Alien ass-hole? :)
You know, DUHane, it never ceases to amaze me that your subconscious can
be tricked so easily into a performing an on-demand, knee-jerk public
revelation of your innermost thoughts.
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
>> Yeah, the are all breeding with you. Who are you kidding K-Incest, you
>> Alien ass-hole? :)
>
> You know, DUHane, it never ceases to amaze me that your subconscious can
> be tricked so easily into a performing an on-demand, knee-jerk public
> revelation of your innermost thoughts.
>
>> Your kids are most likely messed-up, because of you!
>
It's just a game stupid. Do you think it's anymore than that? You know,
I don't think you are the real K-Man. There is no way in hell you are
the real K-Man.
Kadaitcha Man
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> Yeah, the are all breeding with you. Who are you kidding K-Incest, you
>>> Alien ass-hole? :)
>>
>> You know, DUHane, it never ceases to amaze me that your subconscious
>> can be tricked so easily into a performing an on-demand, knee-jerk
>> public revelation of your innermost thoughts.
>>
>>> Your kids are most likely messed-up, because of you!
>>
>>
> It's just a game stupid<BITCHSLAP>
Of course it is, DUHane, of course it is. But as you can see from your
pathetic, whiny response, I am far better at it than you.
HTH
Aratzio
Kadaitcha Man <an...@no.email> got double secret probation for writing:
<stomps foot>
NUH UH!
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
>> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>> There below is the definition of an old English punk ass diaper
wearing
>>>> yellow back punk bum, like Poaster.
>>> You're frothing incoherently again, DUH-ane.
>>
>> Nothing new there at all.
>>
>> On a completely different note, Berserker is almost ready for beta
>> testing. There are some major features missing at the moment and
>> they'll take a few days to get done. However my eldest daughter whom I
>> have not seen for many years is flying here to Indonesia from Darwin
>> tomorrow night for the weekend so there will be a few days delay with
>> Berserker.
>>
>> Damn! Where am I going to hide my four 18yr old, pert-breasted
>> rent-wives?
>
>
> balls than No Balls Dumb Willy Poaster. He's a brown noser too.
>
> <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brown%20noser>
>
> 1. brown noser
>
> A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy
> that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise,
> promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do
> anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people
> can also be described as losers because they can�t work for what they
> want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into
> getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or
> a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Yeah, the are all breeding with you. Who are you kidding K-Incest, you
>> Alien ass-hole? :)
>
> You know, DUHane, it never ceases to amaze me that your subconscious
can be tricked so easily into a performing an on-demand, knee-jerk
public revelation of your innermost thoughts.
>
>> Your kids are most likely messed-up, because of you!
>
It's just a game stupid. Do you think it's anymore than that? You know,
I don't think you are the real K-Man. There is no way in hell you are
the real K-Man.
--------------------------------------------------------------
K-Incest, you had better reach out and <BITCHSLAP> your daughter, as
that's the only one you can reach.
HTH
Kadaitcha Man
> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:20:41 +0545, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> Kadaitcha Man <an...@no.email> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>"Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy." <Ahlstrom@IsAPussy1`.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>
>>>>> Yeah, the are all breeding with you. Who are you kidding K-Incest,
>>>>> you Alien ass-hole? :)
>>>>
>>>> You know, DUHane, it never ceases to amaze me that your subconscious
>>>> can be tricked so easily into a performing an on-demand, knee-jerk
>>>> public revelation of your innermost thoughts.
>>>>
>>>>> Your kids are most likely messed-up, because of you!
>>>>
>>>>
>>> It's just a game stupid<BITCHSLAP>
>>
>>Of course it is, DUHane, of course it is. But as you can see from your
>>pathetic, whiny response, I am far better at it than you.
>>
>>HTH
>
> <stomps foot>
> NUH UH!
lol
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
That's not the real K-Man. This K-Man impersonator is a brown noser. The
only thing this K-Man can do is reach out and <BITCHSLAP> its daughter
when she visit to establish control.
"The Great One"
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> and some chewing tobacco way back in '06, DuhWayne.
>
> *PLONK*
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> lol
LOL indeed. You can't even post a followup correctly. What an
imbecile.
The Old Sourdough
>> Aardvark wrote:
>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:03:44 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:30:24 +0000 (UTC), Aardvark
>>>> <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Nice PKB, chuckie.
>>>> And poof, he's gone.
>>>
>>> Koff! Koff! Dusty round here, innit?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> Hovark, must you ass kiss everyone in the NG? Did you learn this from
>> the king of the ass kissers King Ass Kisser Pussy Balls Dumb Willy
>> Poaster? :)
> How ya doin', DUH-ane?
Obviously he's not taking his meds on the prescribed schedule...
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Aardvark
> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:21:20 -0500, Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy. wrote:
>
>>> There below is the definition of an old English punk ass diaper
>>> wearing
>>> yellow back punk bum, like Poaster.
>>
>> You're frothing incoherently again, DUH-ane.
>
> Nothing new there at all.
>
> On a completely different note, Berserker is almost ready for beta
> testing. There are some major features missing at the moment and they'll
> take a few days to get done. However my eldest daughter whom I have not
> seen for many years is flying here to Indonesia from Darwin tomorrow
> night for the weekend so there will be a few days delay with Berserker.
>
Copy that.
> Damn! Where am I going to hide my four 18yr old, pert-breasted
> rent-wives?
Under the bed?
Over and out.
Aardvark
> Aardvark mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:58:24 -0500, Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy. wrote:
>
>>> Aardvark wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:03:44 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:30:24 +0000 (UTC), Aardvark
>>>>> <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Nice PKB, chuckie.
>>>>> And poof, he's gone.
>>>>
>>>> Koff! Koff! Dusty round here, innit?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Hovark, must you ass kiss everyone in the NG? Did you learn this from
>>> the king of the ass kissers King Ass Kisser Pussy Balls Dumb Willy
>>> Poaster? :)
>
>> How ya doin', DUH-ane?
>
>
> Obviously he's not taking his meds on the prescribed schedule...
His latest object of obsession seems to be the phrase 'brown noser'.
"Welcome to the DUH-ane show, brought to you today by 'Brown Noser'"
Cinik the hideous Yugoslav-knocker
> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 09:30:39 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:21:20 -0500, Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
>>> wrote:
>>
>>>> There below is the definition of an old English punk ass diaper
>>>> wearing
>>>> yellow back punk bum, like Poaster.
>>>
>>> You're frothing incoherently again, DUH-ane.
>>
>> Nothing new there at all.
>>
>> On a completely different note, Berserker is almost ready for beta
>> testing. There are some major features missing at the moment and
>> they'll take a few days to get done. However my eldest daughter whom I
>> have not seen for many years is flying here to Indonesia from Darwin
>> tomorrow night for the weekend so there will be a few days delay with
>> Berserker.
>>
>>
> Copy that.
>
>> Damn! Where am I going to hide my four 18yr old, pert-breasted
>> rent-wives?
>
> Under the bed?
For two full days plus one evening?
> Over and out.
Hey. Now there's an idea... My daughter is unaware that her father is a
total pervert who pays young women 33+ years his junior to be one of his
wives for a few months. I'll dress them up as elves and make up some
bullshit about Santa accidentally leaving them behind because they drank
too much arak and methanol.
PS: Don't bother looking arak up on google. It's all wrong. Arak is rice
wine.
Or I'll make them wear maids' outfits and tell her they're the staff.
Shite! What about the hulking great 5'4" security guard posted out the
front?
Don't laugh. 5 foot 4 inches over here is gigantic, and scary to the
locals. None of the men have enough hormones to grow belly-button fluff,
let alone side burns, or, God forbid, a partial beard.
I'm fucking famous over here, you know. I have hairy man boobies and an
equally hairy belly.
Nodesh the censorious derelict-codifier
Just what the fuck is it that made you suppose I was posting a followup,
you less than fucking useless titscab on a 10c whore?
Aardvark
wrote:
> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 09:30:39 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>
>>> Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:21:20 -0500, Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
>>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> There below is the definition of an old English punk ass diaper
>>>>> wearing
>>>>> yellow back punk bum, like Poaster.
>>>>
>>>> You're frothing incoherently again, DUH-ane.
>>>
>>> Nothing new there at all.
>>>
>>> On a completely different note, Berserker is almost ready for beta
>>> testing. There are some major features missing at the moment and
>>> they'll take a few days to get done. However my eldest daughter whom I
>>> have not seen for many years is flying here to Indonesia from Darwin
>>> tomorrow night for the weekend so there will be a few days delay with
>>> Berserker.
>>>
>>>
>> Copy that.
>>
>>> Damn! Where am I going to hide my four 18yr old, pert-breasted
>>> rent-wives?
>>
>> Under the bed?
>
> For two full days plus one evening?
>
Tell them it's foreplay.
>> Over and out.
>
> Hey. Now there's an idea... My daughter is unaware that her father is a
> total pervert who pays young women 33+ years his junior to be one of his
> wives for a few months. I'll dress them up as elves and make up some
> bullshit about Santa accidentally leaving them behind because they drank
> too much arak and methanol.
>
Is she *that* credulous?
> PS: Don't bother looking arak up on google. It's all wrong. Arak is rice
> wine.
>
I already knew that. I know lots and lots about all kinds of alcohol. And
two brothers who were in the Merchant Marine who were always under
standing orders to bring back exotic booze from their travels. None of
that touristy trinket shit, something fucking useful.
> Or I'll make them wear maids' outfits and tell her they're the staff.
>
Well, that'd be a smidgin more believable.
>
> I'm fucking famous over here, you know. I have hairy man boobies and an
> equally hairy belly.
TMI.
Madok the loquacious bitch-whipster
I doubt it.
>> Or I'll make them wear maids' outfits and tell her they're the staff.
>>
>>
> Well, that'd be a smidgin more believable.
Right, and given that I have no dick, just how do you suppose I explain
my having a virtual boner all the time?
Good God, man! Four nubile young rent-wives gadding about in tiny French
lingerie, corsets, split-crotch knickers and garters? You're worse than I
am, you completely sick fuck.
Aardvark
wrote:
Well, that throws *that* plan out the window.
>>> Or I'll make them wear maids' outfits and tell her they're the staff.
>>>
>>>
>> Well, that'd be a smidgin more believable.
>
> Right, and given that I have no dick, just how do you suppose I explain
> my having a virtual boner all the time?
>
'Virtual' being the operative word in this case.
> Good God, man! Four nubile young rent-wives gadding about in tiny French
> lingerie, corsets, split-crotch knickers and garters? You're worse than
> I am, you completely sick fuck.
That's as may be, but aren't we discussing plans of action here?
Tattoo Vampier is Broom Hilda.
<snipped>
Yeah I see a 24hoursupport ass kiss out of Old BrownNoseDough.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brown%20noser>
1. brown noser Old BrownNoseDough
The Old Sourdough
> The Old Sourdough wrote:
><snipped>
> Yeah I see a 24hoursupport ass kiss out of Old BrownNoseDough.
snip
Aww, Duh-hane, surely you can do better than that. Now, just chill
out and take a double dose of whatever antipsychotic you've been
prescribed.2
Ahlstrom is a <Plonk> pussy.
> Tattoo Vampier is Broom Hilda. mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>> The Old Sourdough wrote:
>
>> <snipped>
>
>> Yeah I see a 24hoursupport ass kiss out of Old BrownNoseDough.
>
> snip
>
> Aww, Duh-hane, surely you can do better than that. Now, just chill
> out and take a double dose of whatever antipsychotic you've been
> prescribed.2
>
>
That will happen Old BronwNoseDough chump when you fart thunderbolts and
lightning out of your ass when you brownose ass kiss someone. :)