Bad Nerd Jokes Thread

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Alanna Kelly

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Oct 15, 2012, 10:12:33 AM10/15/12
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I think I'm having a tense moment of inertia...

Mark Grealish

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Oct 15, 2012, 11:05:18 AM10/15/12
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There are 10 kinds of people... I don't have the heart, sorry.
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Alanna Kelly

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Oct 15, 2012, 11:11:13 AM10/15/12
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A vector and matrix walked into a bar. The vector left the bar with with a new perspective.

Mark Grealish

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Oct 15, 2012, 11:17:17 AM10/15/12
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I got that one! /captain_america

Aaron Hastings

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Oct 15, 2012, 4:46:35 PM10/15/12
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Your mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Aaron
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Mark Grealish

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Oct 15, 2012, 4:58:22 PM10/15/12
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If set A = Your mother, then |A| = ∞.

Ciarán McCool

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Oct 15, 2012, 5:08:51 PM10/15/12
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I got one...

A cluttered inbox because we don't have a forum
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Antóin Óg Ó Cuinneagáin

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Oct 16, 2012, 7:05:21 AM10/16/12
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A girl walks in to a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one
Two atoms walk into a bar and one says I think I lost an electron.  The other said are you sure and the first replied "I'm positive"....bad dum dum!

D Hunter

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Oct 16, 2012, 7:17:57 AM10/16/12
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There's an 091 labs forum on boards.ie!

Sean Flaherty

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Oct 16, 2012, 7:28:43 AM10/16/12
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I was wondering how long it would be until somebody mentioned it.

Frantisek Apfelbeck

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Oct 16, 2012, 8:04:32 AM10/16/12
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Well after last weekend spend close to Kyoto and Osaka, here are three well known classics.

"Computer Haiku"

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

... and my favourite ...

Windows XP crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.

 
Frantisek Algoldor Apfelbeck

biotechnologist&kvasir and hacker




"There is no way to peace, peace is the way." Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

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Mark Grealish

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Oct 16, 2012, 8:17:38 AM10/16/12
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How does a stellar physicist count? One, two, metal.

Mark Grealish

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Oct 16, 2012, 8:18:04 AM10/16/12
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Helium walks into a bar. The barman tells him to leave. Helium doesn't react. 

Conor Hoary

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Oct 16, 2012, 3:45:10 PM10/16/12
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A barman says we don't serve anything faster than the speed of light here.
A Neutrino walks into the bar.

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Donal O'Domhnaill

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Oct 16, 2012, 4:16:39 PM10/16/12
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Here is my VERY bad joke that I made up... to date no one ever laughed at it...

What do you call a party where Thor is not invited?
A Loki affair

ahem... 

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calcrea

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Oct 16, 2012, 4:43:38 PM10/16/12
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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.

Oisin Greaney

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Oct 16, 2012, 9:02:54 PM10/16/12
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Yo Momma is so fat, she's what's causing the Pioneer Anomaly...

Mark Grealish

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Oct 16, 2012, 9:07:13 PM10/16/12
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Your mother is so fat that she's not allowed use a laptop in case she causes a technological singularity. 

Paul Mac Eoin

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Oct 17, 2012, 11:29:06 AM10/17/12
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A good baker will rise to the occasion; it's the yeast he can do.

Paul Mac Eoin

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Oct 17, 2012, 4:20:32 PM10/17/12
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What to Maggie Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?

They both shafted minors in the 80's

Sean Flaherty

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Oct 17, 2012, 4:24:48 PM10/17/12
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Jimmy Saville was involved in a industrial dispute as well?
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