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Alanna Kelly  
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From: Alanna Kelly <amethyst...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2012 15:12:33 +0100
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I think I'm having a tense moment of inertia...


 
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Mark Grealish  
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From: Mark Grealish <m...@bhalash.com>
Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2012 16:05:18 +0100
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There are 10 kinds of people... I don't have the heart, sorry.

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Alanna Kelly  
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From: Alanna Kelly <amethyst...@gmail.com>
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A vector and matrix walked into a bar. The vector left the bar with with a
new perspective.
On 15 Oct 2012 16:05, "Mark Grealish" <m...@bhalash.com> wrote:


 
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Mark Grealish  
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From: Mark Grealish <m...@bhalash.com>
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I got that one! /captain_america


 
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Aaron Hastings  
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From: Aaron Hastings <aa...@091labs.com>
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Your mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a
stack overflow.

Aaron
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Sent from my Commodore 64
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Mark Grealish  
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From: Mark Grealish <m...@bhalash.com>
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If set A = Your mother, then |A| = ∞.


 
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Ciarán McCool  
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From: Ciarán McCool <cia...@091labs.com>
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I got one...

A cluttered inbox because we don't have a forum

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Antóin Óg Ó Cuinneagáin  
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Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2012 12:05:21 +0100
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A girl walks in to a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gave
her one
Two atoms walk into a bar and one says I think I lost an electron.  The
other said are you sure and the first replied "I'm positive"....bad dum dum!


 
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D Hunter  
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 More options Oct 16 2012, 7:17 am
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There's an 091 labs forum on boards.ie!


 
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Sean Flaherty  
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From: Sean Flaherty <gufc...@gmail.com>
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I was wondering how long it would be until somebody mentioned it.

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Frantisek Apfelbeck  
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Well after last weekend spend close to Kyoto and Osaka, here are three well known classics.

"Computer Haiku"

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

... and my favourite ...

Windows XP crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.

 
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http://www.frantisekapfelbeck.org

"There is no way to peace, peace is the way." Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

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A girl walks in to a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one
Two atoms walk into a bar and one says I think I lost an electron.  The other said are you sure and the first replied "I'm positive"....bad dum dum!

On Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 10:08 PM, Ciarán McCool <cia...@091labs.com> wrote:

I got one...


 
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Mark Grealish  
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How does a stellar physicist count? One, two, metal.

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Mark Grealish  
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Helium walks into a bar. The barman tells him to leave. Helium doesn't
react.


 
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Conor Hoary  
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A barman says we don't serve anything faster than the speed of light here.
A Neutrino walks into the bar.

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Donal O'Domhnaill  
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Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:16:39 +0100
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Here is my VERY bad joke that I made up... to date no one ever laughed at
it...

What do you call a party where Thor is not invited?
A Loki affair

ahem...

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calcrea  
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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.


 
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Oisin Greaney  
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Yo Momma is so fat, she's what's causing the Pioneer Anomaly...


 
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Mark Grealish  
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Your mother is so fat that she's not allowed use a laptop in case she
causes a technological singularity.


 
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Paul Mac Eoin  
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A good baker will rise to the occasion; it's the yeast he can do.


 
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Paul Mac Eoin  
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What to Maggie Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?

They both shafted minors in the 80's


 
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Sean Flaherty  
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Jimmy Saville was involved in a industrial dispute as well?

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