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Jason Kreitzer

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Mar 27, 2003, 5:18:38 PM3/27/03
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What happened to the site at http://www.geocities.com/rspdub ? Has it moved to
a different URL?

Thanks in advance.

Jason Kreitzer with Ivory
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SkaC0re9mm

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Mar 27, 2003, 6:29:19 PM3/27/03
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>PS: Don't forget I also do domain registration and web hosting for a very
>reasonable fee~!

He'll suck your dick for a reasonable fee too

EvilSideshowBob333

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Mar 27, 2003, 6:56:14 PM3/27/03
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Fukui-san!! Iron Chef kre...@aol.comnojunk (Jason Kreitzer ) used
codfish roe, crab brains and fois gras in their
rec.sport.pro-wrestling souffle:

>What happened to the site at http://www.geocities.com/rspdub ? Has it moved to
>a different URL?
>
>
>
>Thanks in advance.

I closed it due to a complete lack of interest on RSPW's part... the
last 2 people I picked to be "RSPWer Of The Month" wouldn't respond
and only 2 people emailed in captions to the last contest. So I
figured the only part worth saving was the Song Parody Archive which I
have sent on to John Henry for safekeeping.


EVIL SIDESHOW BOB

"See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington.
S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.
That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for
about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.
That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?"
- Ash, "Army Of Darkness"

JeffH

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Mar 27, 2003, 7:33:08 PM3/27/03
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>Subject: Re: RSPW Website
>From: John Henry john...@lowgenius.com
>Date: 3/27/03 2:39 PM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <Xns934BB3BDFD030jo...@216.168.3.44>
>
>Jason Kreitzer said in rec.sport.pro-wrestling message
>news:20030327171838...@mb-fq.aol.com,
>
>> What happened to the site at http://www.geocities.com/rspdub ? Has it
>> moved to a different URL?
>>
>
>I got an e-mail from ESB about a week ago saying he was shutting it down.
>Didn't give a reason. He was kind enough to send me a backup copy of his
>song parodies page, which I will incorporate into rspw.net in the future.
>Unfortunately, due to some fuckery with my bank account, LowGenius.Com
>will likely be off the "air" for the month of April, and RSPW.Net with
>it. Barring a miracle, anyway.
>
>Never, EVER make an agreement with a bill collector for an e-payment,
>they'll fuck you hard on it. In my case, I told them to set up a payment
>for March 31st, and they put it through on the 15th...when the moneey
>wasn't there. Consequently, not only did it bounce, but three *other*
>transactions, all for piddling amounts of money (like, $5 in gas), also
>bounced with a $30 overdraft charge for each one, causing my account to
>suddenly and unexpectedly go about $200 overdrawn...and me with no
>income. Consequntly, the money that I had stashed there for my hosting
>is also gone...which really fucks up my whole business plan, and
>completely pisses me off, but that's life. Such are the rewards for
>trying to "do the right thing" and get these back bills paid down, rather
>than just copping out, filing for bankruptcy, and basically fucking
>everybody by forcing them to eat my outstanding debt; I guess if things
>don't start looking up by the middle of April, I'll have to just file
>Chapter 7...and then nobody gets paid anything, since I don't even own
>enough shit for the court to bother forcing me to liquidate (apparently
>federal bankruptcy law puts the threshold at $3500 in assets, which I
>certainly don't have).
>
>(Just finally peeked at my bank balance after the nightmare day I had
>yesterday dealing with all this crap, and I'm actually only about $130
>overdrawn, which means I only need to bring in about $150 to get that
>taken care of and keep my site online. Come on, RSPW, surely you've got
>some comp tapes you'd like to have on DVD? It's super cheap, only $30 to
>convert 2 hours of tape to a 2-hour DVD! If just 6 people go to the site
>at www.lowgenius.com/dvd and order the basic conversion for a single
>tape, my ass will be covered and you'll get a high-quality DVD to call
>your very own~!)
>
>Anyway, if I don't either sell about 75 (correction - 50) stickers, or
>get orders in for about 10 (correction - 6) VHS-DVD jobs, in the next
>week or so, my site will be offline for a month. I'm gonna go out this
>weekend and paper the shit out of the triangle trying to work up some
>VHS-DVD jobs, but I'm not really counting on anything spectacular
>happening.
>
>--
>John Henry, pissed off at the world, and fully expecting idiots like Dink
>and Panaro to come in giggling and laughing at my misfortune...which will
>only serve to underscore their essential sub-humanity.

You forgot me too cause i laughed hard at your misfortune.

I'm sure many others did as well

TripleW864

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Mar 27, 2003, 7:54:37 PM3/27/03
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In article <jm378vgv89t5hbjqp...@4ax.com>,
EvilSideshowBob333 <rvd...@SPAMTHISnewsguy.com> wrote:

> Fukui-san!! Iron Chef kre...@aol.comnojunk (Jason Kreitzer ) used
> codfish roe, crab brains and fois gras in their
> rec.sport.pro-wrestling souffle:
>
> >What happened to the site at http://www.geocities.com/rspdub ? Has it moved
> >to
> >a different URL?
> >
> >
> >
> >Thanks in advance.
>
> I closed it due to a complete lack of interest on RSPW's part... the
> last 2 people I picked to be "RSPWer Of The Month" wouldn't respond
> and only 2 people emailed in captions to the last contest. So I
> figured the only part worth saving was the Song Parody Archive which I
> have sent on to John Henry for safekeeping.

Well, I can't say anything about the RSPWers refusing to acknowledge
the RSPWer of the Month award, but the last caption contest suffered
from a bad picture. HHH and Steph at the WWF event from the past was
not a good pic, but I was awaiting the next one.

--
"Idiot!"- Asuka Langley Sohryu, Neon Genesis Evangelion
#69 (n. the position) on Lvubun's Top posters, second quarter in a row
Currently Playing in iTunes - (application not activated)

Alex Cain

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Mar 27, 2003, 9:04:45 PM3/27/03
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"John Henry" <john...@lowgenius.com> wrote in message
news:Xns934BB3BDFD030jo...@216.168.3.44...

> Jason Kreitzer said in rec.sport.pro-wrestling message
> news:20030327171838...@mb-fq.aol.com,
>
> > What happened to the site at http://www.geocities.com/rspdub ? Has it
> > moved to a different URL?
> >
>
> I got an e-mail from ESB about a week ago saying he was shutting it down.
> Didn't give a reason. He was kind enough to send me a backup copy of his
> song parodies page, which I will incorporate into rspw.net in the future.
> Unfortunately, due to some fuckery with my bank account, LowGenius.Com
> will likely be off the "air" for the month of April, and RSPW.Net with
> it. Barring a miracle, anyway.


BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Let me guess -- you're going to blame the fact that you have zero dollars
and zero cents on a bank computer error, right?

>
> Never, EVER make an agreement with a bill collector for an e-payment,
> they'll fuck you hard on it. In my case, I told them to set up a payment
> for March 31st, and they put it through on the 15th...when the moneey
> wasn't there. Consequently, not only did it bounce, but three *other*
> transactions, all for piddling amounts of money (like, $5 in gas), also
> bounced with a $30 overdraft charge for each one, causing my account to
> suddenly and unexpectedly go about $200 overdrawn...and me with no
> income.


I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't an obsessive shithead who spent all
his money on his website rather than himself and his child. Really, it's
your daughter I feel sorry for, not you, because due to your ignorance and
"fuckery," she's going to starve.

I mean, let's face it John...it's all your fucking fault here. It's not the
e-billing, it's not the bank's. You were the idiot who kept putting all
your money towards your website and the hosting & technical fees rather than
buying toilet paper, food, supplies, etc. for you and your child. I know
you live off your parents and are sponging off them, but let's face it --
even with that taken into consideration, it's still your fault, for being an
idiot and mismanaging your own finances.


> Consequntly, the money that I had stashed there for my hosting
> is also gone...which really fucks up my whole business plan, and
> completely pisses me off, but that's life.

Yes, it's YOUR life, and what a shitty one at that.

> Such are the rewards for
> trying to "do the right thing" and get these back bills paid down, rather
> than just copping out, filing for bankruptcy, and basically fucking
> everybody by forcing them to eat my outstanding debt;

Hey stupid...it's only a website...not real life...if you had just put your
money aside, none of this would have happened. But you had to go and blow
your entire wad on your website and your hosting fees. I mean, look at what
you wrote above...you're too chickenshit to even declare bankruptcy...though
that would fall in with your previous behavior of not taking responsibility
for your own actions. You're also too stupid to realize it would probably
help you rather than hurt you to do that. Though it would be quite amusing
for you to declare bankruptcy just because you were too mental to
dissassociate the Internet with real life. Not like you've ever let reality
get in your way though, eh?

>I guess if things
> don't start looking up by the middle of April, I'll have to just file
> Chapter 7...and then nobody gets paid anything, since I don't even own
> enough shit for the court to bother forcing me to liquidate (apparently
> federal bankruptcy law puts the threshold at $3500 in assets, which I
> certainly don't have).

*rofl* So much for that $80 in bumper stickers you were supposed to have
sold, eh? Why the fuck are you even posting this? You know nobody gives a
damn...not even me. I mock you, I laugh at you, I spit in your face and I
pull your strings, but I don't give a damn in the long run. It's your own
fucking fault that you are a loser, not mine (even though you constantly
blame me for your problems). I may be the Boogeyman in your little world
but that doesn't mean I'm responsible for your troubles.


>
> (Just finally peeked at my bank balance after the nightmare day I had
> yesterday dealing with all this crap, and I'm actually only about $130
> overdrawn, which means I only need to bring in about $150 to get that
> taken care of and keep my site online. Come on, RSPW, surely you've got
> some comp tapes you'd like to have on DVD? It's super cheap, only $30 to
> convert 2 hours of tape to a 2-hour DVD! If just 6 people go to the site
> at www.lowgenius.com/dvd and order the basic conversion for a single
> tape, my ass will be covered and you'll get a high-quality DVD to call
> your very own~!)

*rofl*

Oh. My. God.

TOO rich. TOO TOO RICH.

You know John, if I didn't think you'd immediately give my address to Chad,
I'd buy one from you -- but not for you. For your daughter. Of course,
that would have to mean you'd use the money on her and not yourself or your
website, which I really don't think (at this point) you are capable of
doing.

>
> Anyway, if I don't either sell about 75 (correction - 50) stickers, or
> get orders in for about 10 (correction - 6) VHS-DVD jobs, in the next
> week or so, my site will be offline for a month.

Good riddance to bad kooks.

> I'm gonna go out this
> weekend and paper the shit out of the triangle trying to work up some
> VHS-DVD jobs, but I'm not really counting on anything spectacular
> happening.


That's good -- keep your standards low, so you aren't disappointed when
everything comes crashing to the ground.

>
> --
> John Henry, pissed off at the world, and fully expecting idiots like Dink
> and Panaro to come in giggling and laughing at my misfortune...


Yep! Enjoying every minute of it too, especially since it's your own stupid
fault for having it happen to you.

>which will
> only serve to underscore their essential sub-humanity.

So let me get this straight...because Pete and I (and others too) are
laughing at you for screwing yourself when SO MANY OTHERS told you that it
was coming, that it was GOING to happen to you if you didn't stop what you
were doing and start taking some responsibility for yourself and accept real
life rather than the Internet -- that makes us 'sub-human?' Whatever,
dude...here's hoping your parents have at least enough morals and ethics to
take care of your child once you get hauled off to jail, court, or the
morgue, whichever comes first. Later, loser.


Dowap

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Mar 27, 2003, 9:14:03 PM3/27/03
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In article <15Oga.2876$Dd4.7...@news.alltel.net>, Alex Cain
<noe...@here.invalid> wrote:

> "John Henry" <john...@lowgenius.com> wrote in message

Snip.

Trim your fucking posts Dink! I know you have a problem with the
concept of short, but for christs sake, give us others a break.

Alex Cain

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Mar 27, 2003, 9:28:09 PM3/27/03
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"Chad Bryant" <ch...@chadbryant.cjb.net> wrote in message
news:b603bn$hha$3...@pita.alt.net...
> If he did, you'd be first in line.
>
> Dance, puppet.

Are you saying John is a faggot? No surprise THERE.


Alex Cain

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Mar 27, 2003, 9:46:41 PM3/27/03
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"EvilSideshowBob333" <rvd...@SPAMTHISnewsguy.com> wrote in message
news:jm378vgv89t5hbjqp...@4ax.com...

> Fukui-san!! Iron Chef kre...@aol.comnojunk (Jason Kreitzer ) used
> codfish roe, crab brains and fois gras in their
> rec.sport.pro-wrestling souffle:
>
> >What happened to the site at http://www.geocities.com/rspdub ? Has it
moved to
> >a different URL?
> >
> >
> >
> >Thanks in advance.
>
> I closed it due to a complete lack of interest on RSPW's part... the
> last 2 people I picked to be "RSPWer Of The Month" wouldn't respond
> and only 2 people emailed in captions to the last contest. So I
> figured the only part worth saving was the Song Parody Archive which I
> have sent on to John Henry for safekeeping.

*snicker*

"John Henry" and "safekeeping" haven't always seen eye-to-eye over the
years.


Alex Cain

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Mar 27, 2003, 9:47:29 PM3/27/03
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"JeffH" <jeffh...@aol.comskacore> wrote in message
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I don't think he realizes the laughter he has brought to the world betwen
his small penis, his ego, his problems with reality, and his other exploits.


Alex Cain

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Mar 27, 2003, 9:49:02 PM3/27/03
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"John Henry" <john...@lowgenius.com> wrote in message
news:Xns934BB79C1EB49jo...@216.168.3.44...
> John Henry said in rec.sport.pro-wrestling message
> news:Xns934BB3BDFD030jo...@216.168.3.44,

>
> > (Just finally peeked at my bank balance after the nightmare day I had
> > yesterday dealing with all this crap, and I'm actually only about $130
> > overdrawn, which means I only need to bring in about $150 to get that
> > taken care of and keep my site online. Come on, RSPW, surely you've
> > got some comp tapes you'd like to have on DVD? It's super cheap, only
> > $30 to convert 2 hours of tape to a 2-hour DVD! If just 6 people go
> > to the site at www.lowgenius.com/dvd and order the basic conversion
> > for a single tape, my ass will be covered and you'll get a
> > high-quality DVD to call your very own~!)
>
> PS: Don't forget I also do domain registration and web hosting for a very
> reasonable fee~!

? You just said how you're going broke, and yet you claim to be able to do
'domain registration and web hosting?'

There are just SO many things wrong with that. How about we start with the
fact that anyone with half a brain can do it themselves FOR FREE? Or that
you probably don't have the intelligence or resources to pull it off SINCE
YOU'RE GOING BROKE? Etc. Etc. Etc. I don't even know where to begin with
this, it's just so fucking loony.


Alex Cain

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Mar 27, 2003, 11:13:56 PM3/27/03
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"Dowap" <do...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
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Shush, troglodyte.


Buck Naked

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Mar 27, 2003, 11:46:53 PM3/27/03
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"Alex Cain" <noe...@here.invalid> wrote in message
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Shut the fuck up, and get me less ice in my coke, you fast food trailer park
trash.


Alex Cain

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Mar 28, 2003, 1:51:25 AM3/28/03
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"Buck Naked" <OIL:@iraqi.liberation> wrote in message
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*** PA-LONK! ***

What a worthless heat-seeking troll...at least all my other obsessive
stalkers tried to be original. You're just an idiot. This is my last
response to you until you graduate from Trolling 101.


Ryan Lankford

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Mar 28, 2003, 9:34:48 AM3/28/03
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On Fri, 28 Mar 2003 02:04:45 GMT, "Alex Cain" <noe...@here.invalid>
wrote:


>> Such are the rewards for
>> trying to "do the right thing" and get these back bills paid down, rather
>> than just copping out, filing for bankruptcy, and basically fucking
>> everybody by forcing them to eat my outstanding debt;
>
>Hey stupid...it's only a website...not real life...if you had just put your
>money aside, none of this would have happened. But you had to go and blow
>your entire wad on your website and your hosting fees. I mean, look at what
>you wrote above...you're too chickenshit to even declare bankruptcy...though
>that would fall in with your previous behavior of not taking responsibility
>for your own actions.

I'd call not filing bankruptcy being responsible. the irresponsible
thing is skipping out on the bills. Everyone has hard times, but I
feel that not making an honest attempt to pay them is irresponsible.


Rev. Ryan Lankford
http://mma_fan_iowa.tripod.com

My goals are to elevate this sport
once again, and make a statement
about MMA and fighting. That
statement is that " its OK to kick
someone's ass as long as you
have class about it".--Frank Shamrock

Lord of Darkness

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Mar 28, 2003, 11:36:34 AM3/28/03
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<bunch of shit snipped>

You know in the time it took for you to write this psycho cocaine
inspired rant your trailer park trash ass could have been out looking
for a job.

No wonder your daughter turns tricks

Avenger

Lord of Darkness

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Mar 28, 2003, 11:47:28 AM3/28/03
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So lets see if this is correct:

Home Rent Pro: Kaput
Omega Powers: kaput
The Actors (or whatever that shitty bands name was): Kaput
Low Genius: kaput
bumper stickers R me: kaput

maybe its time to kill yourself?

BTW arent Alex and I supposed to be in jail now Officer Swallow?

On Fri, 28 Mar 2003 04:51:36 -0000, John Henry
<john...@lowgenius.com> wrote:

>Dowap said in rec.sport.pro-wrestling message news:270320032114032213%
>do...@petitmorte.net,

>I dunno, I thought it was kind of nice of him to advertise for me again.
>
>Dink also fails to understand the concept of "I spend $10 a month for
>hosting; due to a colossal fuckup on somenoe else's part, I'm gonna have to
>really get some business to have that $10 this month." I'm not really sure
>which "comforts of home" he thinks are available for $120 a year...but then
>again, given that he lives in a cardboard box, I guess I can see where he's
>coming from. If I'd never had more than $10 at one time in my life, I'd
>think of $120 as a "lot of money" too.
>
>He also probably trimmed my sig:


>
>> John Henry, pissed off at the world, and fully expecting idiots like
>> Dink and Panaro to come in giggling and laughing at my

>> misfortune...which will only serve to underscore their essential sub-
>> humanity
>> -Now playing: Winamp stopped
>> LowGenius Digital Imaging
>> http://www.lowge> nius.com
>> The LowGenius Sticker Store
>> http://www.lowgenius.net
>
>If it wasn't so f'n predictable I'd nominate myself for the HLS...
>
>--
>John Henry
>-Now playing: Winamp stopped
>LowGenius Digital Imaging
>http://www.lowgenius.com
>The LowGenius Sticker Store
>http://www.lowgenius.net

Avenger

Starshine Moonbeam

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Mar 28, 2003, 11:01:04 PM3/28/03
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"Alex Cain" (noe...@here.invalid) was under the table and dreaming the
sweet dream of this...

This was Dink not obsessing.

--
Starshine Moonbeam
StARshIne_MoONBeaM aT hoTMAildOTcom

Alex Cain

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Mar 28, 2003, 11:17:09 PM3/28/03
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"Ryan Lankford" <rmlankford@-GetBentSpammers-mchsi.com> wrote in message
news:h7n88vkm6fc624t90...@4ax.com...

> On Fri, 28 Mar 2003 02:04:45 GMT, "Alex Cain" <noe...@here.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>
> >> Such are the rewards for
> >> trying to "do the right thing" and get these back bills paid down,
rather
> >> than just copping out, filing for bankruptcy, and basically fucking
> >> everybody by forcing them to eat my outstanding debt;
> >
> >Hey stupid...it's only a website...not real life...if you had just put
your
> >money aside, none of this would have happened. But you had to go and
blow
> >your entire wad on your website and your hosting fees. I mean, look at
what
> >you wrote above...you're too chickenshit to even declare
bankruptcy...though
> >that would fall in with your previous behavior of not taking
responsibility
> >for your own actions.
>
> I'd call not filing bankruptcy being responsible.

John? Responsible?

*snicker*

That's like saying Charles Manson is friendly.

>the irresponsible
> thing is skipping out on the bills.

Ask him about homerentpro.com.

> Everyone has hard times, but I
> feel that not making an honest attempt to pay them is irresponsible.

How about having a daughter and not taking care of her? Would you call THAT
irresponsible?


>


phil ponder

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Mar 28, 2003, 11:55:17 PM3/28/03
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> My lack of a degree lowers my competitive edge in what is unquestionably
> the tightest job market in the country for IT professionals.

THEN GET ANOTHER TYPE OF GODDAMNED JOB!! QUIT LYING ON YOUR ASS AND WHINING
ABOUT IT..3

WAAA WAAA WAAA WAA I CANT GET AN I.T. JOB..

GET HUNGRY AND YOUR SORRY ASS WILL GET A JOG BAGGING GROCERIES.

You remind me of the silly assed assistant manager i used to work for.
They lost a big contract and as a result had to cut the nite shift.. he was
sure he wasnt going to go.. when they cut him he cried like a bitch.. when
we asked him what was wrong he said he "Couldnt get another job like this
one".. we told him to get a job a wal-mart or sears at least it would pay
the bills.. the dumb ass had this reply..

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! THE STYLE OF LIFE I'M USED TOO COSTS MORE THAN THOSE
JOBS PAY.".

that was when we told him to get used to a diferent fucking lifestyle..
spoiled bastard.

phil ponder

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Mar 28, 2003, 11:56:08 PM3/28/03
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"Lord of Darkness" <lordofd...@post.cz> wrote in message
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My little brother said she wasn't any better at it than her dad.

Alex Cain

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"John Henry, FAILURE" <john...@lowgenius.com> wrote in message
news:Xns934C709F6EAF4jo...@216.168.3.44...
> Ryan Lankford said in rec.sport.pro-wrestling message
> news:h7n88vkm6fc624t90...@4ax.com,

>
> > On Fri, 28 Mar 2003 02:04:45 GMT, "Alex Cain" <noe...@here.invalid>
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>> Such are the rewards for
> >>> trying to "do the right thing" and get these back bills paid down,
> >>> rather than just copping out, filing for bankruptcy, and basically
> >>> fucking everybody by forcing them to eat my outstanding debt;
> >>
> >>Hey stupid...it's only a website...not real life...if you had just put
> >>your money aside, none of this would have happened. But you had to go
> >>and blow your entire wad on your website and your hosting fees. I
> >>mean, look at what you wrote above...you're too chickenshit to even
> >>declare bankruptcy...though that would fall in with your previous
> >>behavior of not taking responsibility for your own actions.
> >
> > I'd call not filing bankruptcy being responsible. the irresponsible
> > thing is skipping out on the bills. Everyone has hard times, but I
> > feel that not making an honest attempt to pay them is irresponsible.
>
> See, in Dink's world, where mom and dad pay for everything,

My parents do not pay for everything, Stumpy. That remark from you is most
amusing considering you are living at home with YOUR parents who pay for
everything. Though I suppose for you, anything that you could pathetically
dredge up that might be an "insult" in your little fairy tale and gumdrop
world would be worth posting, huh Captain Kook?


>you can
> *afford* to "put your money aside." In the REAL world, where there's
> rent, electricity, feeding and clothing

So what was that whole 'I have no idea what he means by the comforts of
home' thing you posted yesterday?


>a 14 year old (not to mention
> yourself), car payments,

But you said you lost your car, remember?

>insurance payments,

But you said you lost your car, remember? And call it a hunch but I really
don't think you have a life insurance policy. You really aren't worth that
much anyway.

>telephone bills,

Like the telephone bills you claimed showed that I had called your house yet
you then refused to scan online? As for long distance, maybe you should
try having cybersex with Chad online rather than phone sex. That might cut
down on the bill.


> gas money,

Why do you need gas money if you have no car?


> and maybe - just maybe - the opportunity to perhaps grab a chinese buffet
> or a second-run movie for $1.50

A chinese buffet for $1.50? Yea right.

> for something special to do, "making it"
> can be much harder.

Then don't *get* that movie or that "chinese buffet." How fucking stupid
ARE you, John Henry DeJong?


>
> I don't pretend that I haven't created my own problems in life.

Yes you do. Would you care for some of the links where you have? Usually
it takes a major asskicking in RSPW for you to finally admit that something
is your fault. Take NCSU as a good example...it took several people
pointing out to you your rogue behavior before you were willing to admit
that you fucked up, rather than someone else doing it for you.


> I could
> have gone to college if I'd wanted to badly enough

No you couldn't have. A high school drop out with low self esteem and no
money?


>- I chose instead to
> play rock star. I'm paying for that now.

That and more...but you probably won't acknowledge any of the rest of it.


>You deal with life as it
> comes.

True, but you've had a REAL big problem doing that over the years.


> I spent a bunch of years overcoming that, and working my way up
> the so-called "corporate ladder."

*snicker* Yes I'm sure that there are a lot of job openings out there for
Winzip experts.


> Unfortuantely, I was still vulnerable
> to an economic downturn when it happened, and that holds true even now.

Translation = he fucked up.


> My lack of a degree lowers my competitive edge in what is unquestionably
> the tightest job market in the country for IT professionals.

Aawwww....cry me a river you pathetic loser.


> I don't
> have the money to move. I don't *really* have the inclination to move -
> it'd be nice for the kid if she could go to the same school for more than
> a year at a time, you know?

Am I seeing things or are you actually admitting that due to your own
"fuckery" your daughter is suffering?

>
> I've had times where I was making good money, I've had times, like now,
> when I was making NO money. It just happens that, in this instance, my
> attempt to "do the right thing" by arranging a payment was taken
> advantage of by an unscrupulous organization, and because I've *been*
> living on the edge for a long, long time anyway, this situation is
> putting me at serious risk of being pushed over.

Ugh. What exactly do you mean by that? I hope...no, I PRAY that you don't
have any access to fire arms. You'd probably shoot yourself in the face if
you did anyway. You're just not that bright.


> What Dink also fails to realize is the importance of my website in terms
> of my career.

Oh, I realize everything about that Stumpy. I realize that you are a moron
for trying to find a job using your website, and that no employer with half
a brain would even blink twice before erasing lowgenius.com from every bit
of their browser. Trust me, I know what kind of a mental case you are right
now as it pertains to your website...and I laugh at you accordingly.

> Without a degree, I have very little that I can point to
> and say "see, I can do this." My site provides that in a big way.

Yes, your site REALLY helps any potential employer. I'm sure that they're
just beating down your door right now, aren't they? No? Gee, I can't
imagine why. Not like you have a history of lying or being a mental case or
anything like that.

> Can I

No.


> put live data on the internet? Sure, man, just look at the MusicBase!
> Can I handle graphic design? Sure, I did all the graphics on that site
> myself. Can I work in Dreamweaver? Certainly, just look at my website!

*rofl* Oh. My. God. It's too bad Krusty isn't responding to your
posts...I'd love to see him tear you apart for that one.


>
> More than that, the site is, at least potentially, a real generator of
> income.

Yea, $80 is a REAL boomer for you, isn't it?

>
> <thebattlehymnoftherepublic>

Typical John Henry DeJong grandstanding.


>
> You see, I can't afford to sit around waiting for the economic recovery
> any more, I've got to do something NOW.

How about stop being an asshole, GET OFF RSPW, and take care of your CHILD?


> It's become more and more
> obvious that I'm just not oging to get anywhere in the current IT market,


No shit!

> so I use the website(s) to generate a little money.

*snicker*


>
> I don't want to be a bullshit artist or a scammer,


Too late. WAY too late.


> so I have to come up
> with my own ideas.

Take your time, Stumpy...everybody knows how hard that is for you.


> The first idea was the sticker thing...which is
> really nickle-dime bullshit appealing to a very limited audience, but
> hey, it's managed to keep the site online for a few extra months, and
> that's really all I figured on.

Of course. After all, it's not like your daughter is important to you or
anything, right?


>
> Then a friend generously loaned me some equipment that allowed me to
> expand on my already-existing abilities and so forth,

Chad sent you something in the mail?


>and get into this
> VHS to DVD thing which, IMO, is potentially a genuine moneymaker,
> especially if I can manage to parlay it into something more than "just"
> copying people's home videos. That's a start, but I'm also doing photo
> restoration, and even reselling domain names and web hosting at a
> reasonable price, converting video to streaming internet media, and so
> forth.

Everything that anyone with a brain could get done or do themselves for
free.

> I'd like to be able to take it to the point where maybe I can
> produce music videos for local bands and things like that - given that a
> "real" vid starts at around $20 grand, and I can do a pretty decent job
> for about 5% of that, I'm thinking this has potential too.

*snicker*

>Cheap TV
> commercials, radio advertisements, film-to-dvd, etc.

You won't ever get the chance...don't worry.


>
> The possibilities are really there, and I have a great deal of confidence
> that, in the long-term, I'll be able to make this fly.

That's what you said about homerentpro.com, NCSU, your drummer career, your
wrestling gigs, your bumper sticker business, your daughter...

> And again, the
> website provides a primary advertising and sales tool for that, and it's
> cheap.

Cheap enough for you to go broke, right?


>
> So, instead of doing what a loser like Dink would do, and expect my
> parents to carry me,

My parents aren't carrying me, Stumpy. Again, you shouldn't make those
remarks WHILE YOU LIVE WITH YOUR OWN.

>or (uuugh!) going on welfare (which I'm sure I'm
> eligible for, what with being a single parent and all) and declaring
> bankruptcy, I'm trying as best I can to make my own opportunities.

And failing miserably at it.

> As I
> say, I've had some very kind help from a good friend on some of that, and
> I hope to be able to return his investment as well as generate some
> actual income.

Why don't you and Chad just get married already?


>
> Finally, what Dink, and others of his ilk, fail to understand is that
> McDonald's isn't going to hire my ass

I agree with you on this. McDonalds has certain standards for their
employees. For instance, cutting their hair and bathing.


>. 7-11 doesn't want me.

See above.

> Minimum
> wage bullshit jobs like that take one look at my work history and assume
> - correctly, for that matter - that I'll be gone the minute something
> better comes along.


So you're letting your own bullshit and ego fuck you up -- yet again -- and
you could care less about the fact that this keeps you from finding a job?
Do you even realize how stupid you are?


>Because it takes quite a bit for that type of job to
> pay for itself, they figure (again, correctly) that they're much better
> off hiring some pimple-faced, snot-nosed Dink to toss their pizzas or mop
> their beer cooler or hold their mayo.

*yawn* A job is a job, Stumpy. A paycheck is a paycheck. Even for all
your grandstanding and bullshit, you apparantly still fail to realize this
fact.

> So I'm "overqualified" for
> shitwork,

Probably, since shitwork usually has standards.

>and "underqualified" for the kind of work I'm actually good at
> and have experience in. It's a real catch-22.

Somehow, I get the impression that a .22 would be the only way for you to
finally be happy.


>
> So what is one to do? Roll over, play dead, give up?

Well Hell, why not? You've done it several times already.


> Make my parents
> send me to school just to keep me out of the house?

*snicker* Stop reading the Chadaganda, Stumpy. My parents sent me to
school because, unlike yours, they believed in me and knew I had the
potential to succeed -- of which I have and will continue to do so.


>Fuck that - even if
> my parents had the cash available for that sort of thing, I would't take
> it.

So you...who constantly admits that not going to college fucked up his
entire life...are now stating that if your parents offered to help you to
go, that you would refuse.

* If that doesn't make you a dumbfuck in anyone's book, I don't know what
does.


> It's bad enough that I have to take what I do - an 8x8 room and an
> internet connection - from them.

So tell me what is the difference between them offering to pay for your
college tuition and them paying the bills of the house which you currently
reside in?


>
> So, thanks to my generous friend, I have started this little business,
> which is reliant on the website.

A whole $80! $80! That's enough for you to buy 40 bottles of cheap wine!


> I know that there are a few dozen
> people reading this message who have old videotapes of cherished events
> lying around - a wedding, birthday, maybe a wrestling comp tape or a
> collection of their favorite Dan Severn matches - that they'd like to
> preserve for a good long time. I'd like to help them out with that, for,
> of course, a small fee, which compensates me for my time, materials, and
> expertise.

And here I thought begging was beneath you. I should have remembered that
at this point, nothing is beneath you.


>Some folks don't really understand that magnetic tape has a
> limited lifespan - 7, 10, 15 years, and that sucker's gone, and there's
> no getting it back. If a few of those people care to stop by my site and
> place an order - or if they're a little hesitant, feel free to e-mail or
> phone me with questions -

Phone you? You, the one who bitched for MONTHS about getting phone calls
you didn't want?


>then perhaps I will be able to keep the site
> open for another month, or more. More importantly than that, perhaps I
> won't be left with *no choice* but to file for bankruptcy and go on
> welfare...

Money is money, you stupid fuck.


>after all, pride and honor are wonderful things, but they

...aren't in your vocabulary.


> can't feed a hungry teenager.

Neither can you, apparently. *owch*


> Perhaps I'll even manage to parlay it,
> with the help of satisfied customers, into a genuine small business, and
> do my little part to help *create* the economic recovery.

Yes John, the entire country is going to be helped from your small business.
Holy shit, your ego never rests, does it? Damn thing's like Dracula,
sucking the life out of anyone who comes across it.


> Heck, maybe
> some day, I'll be able to give someone else like me the break they need.

Another John Henry Dejong out there in the world? Shit, let's hope not.


> I'd also love to donate some of my time to preserving historic film,
> videotape, and photographs, but I have to be making some kind of money
> before I can really afford to do that.

You still couldn't afford to do that.


>
> That kind of potential impact, both in my life, and in the world-at-
> large, seems well worth the $10 a month for web space and $7,95 per year
> for domain registration that I spend.

*snicker*

>
> And, since I've ranted this far, don't get the idea that I'm counting on
> RSPW/AUK to write my checks for me.

Uhhhhhhhh then why did you post all that bullshit above?


>That would be preposterous, there
> aren't but maybe a thousand people total between them.

Yes I'm sure that you and your almighty Census have that taken care of don't
you?


>I've done a bit
> of flyering, and I'll be doing more this weekend - my dad has access to a
> xerox machine at his shop, but that's several hundred miles away, and he
> stays there for a couple of weeks at a time. '

A dysfunctional family. Who would have guessed?


> He's due home this
> afternoon, and he'll hopefully have remembered to make some flyer copies
> for me,

So he's senile then?


> and I'll be running all over RDU this weekend stapling flyers to
> phone poles, putting them up in windows at businesses, and maybe even
> sticking them on windshields in shopping malls - I'm kind of undecided on
> that one, it's sort of like spam, and may generate more ill will than it
> does custom.

So you are both a) admitting that your flyers are unwanted by the general
public and b) that you are going to litter. Okay then.


>
> So hey, if you've bothered reading this much, and you've got a videotape
> or a bunch of photographs that you'd really like to have preserved or
> restored, please, stop by my website, http://www.xxxxxxxxx.xxx/xxx, take
> a look around, and see if there's not something I can do for you.

You could shut the hell up, I'm sure many people would appreciate that.


>
> Hell, you just might be helping to make the American Dream (n. Dusty
> Rhodes...or maybe!) come true.

If the American Dream is to make an ass of yourself over the Internet and
throw your ego around like a wet dishrag then yes.


>
> </thebattlehymnoftherepublic>
> --

Alex Cain

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"Lord of Darkness" <lordofd...@post.cz> wrote in message
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> So lets see if this is correct:
>
> Home Rent Pro: Kaput
> Omega Powers: kaput
> The Actors (or whatever that shitty bands name was): Kaput
> Low Genius: kaput
> bumper stickers R me: kaput
>
> maybe its time to kill yourself?
>
> BTW arent Alex and I supposed to be in jail now Officer Swallow?

I do have to wonder about that. It's been 15 months now, and I haven't had
so much as a visit, phone call, or e-mail from either the alleged Officer
Swallow or Officer Swaggart.

Alex Cain

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"Pablo Jimenez" <10100...@fugawi.netinski> wrote in message
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> Today, Sat, 29 Mar 2003 04:17:09 GMT, Two Buddha read a post from


-snip-

Nothing.


The Saxist

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[[Snips this whole thread]]

Dink? You're reaching new levels of being pathetic. After 6-7 years of
this....haven't you grown up yet?

--The Saxist

"Two mice fell in a bucket of cream.The first mouse gave up and drowned. The
second mouse paddled his little mouse legs, and eventually, .that cream turned
to butter, and the mouse walked out. I am that second mouse."

Alex Cain

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"The Saxist" <imas...@aol.comSHOKNAWE> wrote in message
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> [[Snips this whole thread]]
>
>
>
> Dink? You're reaching new levels of being pathetic. After 6-7 years of
> this....haven't you grown up yet?
>
>
>
> --The Saxist
>

Sax don't you have some porn e-mail to sort through?


The Saxist

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>>Sax don't you have some porn e-mail to sort through?>>

No, actually. I don't.

God Bless AOL's Spam Blocker.

<3

phil ponder

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"> > Then a friend generously loaned me some equipment that allowed me to
> > expand on my already-existing abilities and so forth,
>
> Chad sent you something in the mail?
>
>
> >and get into this
> > VHS to DVD thing which, IMO, is potentially a genuine moneymaker,
> > especially if I can manage to parlay it into something more than "just"
> > copying people's home videos. That's a start, but I'm also doing photo
> > restoration, and even reselling domain names and web hosting at a
> > reasonable price, converting video to streaming internet media, and so
> > forth.
>
> Everything that anyone with a brain could get done or do themselves for
> free.

OH BOY!! INJUN JOE got a DAZZLE !!

General Giap

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<SNIP>

So how are YOUR job interviews doing Alexa? <snicker>


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