Why KC was fired from the stern show
Doc
lab~rat
>http://www.howardshrine.com/2005/04/why-kc-armstrong-was-fired-from-howard.html
Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad.
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
DR
>http://www.howardshrine.com/2005/04/why-kc-armstrong-was-fired-from-howard.
html
>
> Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad.
> --
But Howard's a great fucking guy, he fucking rules, a TRUE gentleman, the
real deal.
MrRogers
>On 27 Apr 2005 05:12:20 -0700, "Doc" <howard...@aol.com> puked:
>
>>http://www.howardshrine.com/2005/04/why-kc-armstrong-was-fired-from-howard.html
>
>Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad.
How is he a casualty of Stern? He was nuts before he came there;
Howard got him into therapy; Howard tried to get him to stop gambling;
Howard got the guy a "career", he had a big inroads to being a
stand-up comedian.
Any failure is his own, and any success is in part owed to Howard.
lab~rat
puked:
1. Therapy can fuck someone up as much as drugs, etc.
2. He was in an environment that nurtured negative behavior.
3. See Hank the dead drunk dwarf.
4. Beetlejuice will be next.
Pariah
How obvious is the gag order? That, coupled with KC's great fear of
never working again if he tells the truth about the goblin, means
we'll never get the real story.
Evil Bastard
Velvet
> How is he a casualty of Stern? He was nuts before he came there;
INTERNAL MEMO
From: Howard Stern
To: KC Armstrong
Re: Your role on my show
Hey, KC, do you mind coming on the air so we can rag on you?
We just want to question your sexuality and put you under the audience's
scrutiny so we can pick out every little flaw for them. Gary's kind of
jealous that you're good looking while he's a hideous ape and he'd really
like a chance to call you a "fag" on the air every day, ok? So would
Ralph, even though he's not jealous of you, he really wants you to fuck him
hard in the ass.
And wouldn't it be funny if we told the world you have a really low I.Q.? I
think it would be hilarious to tell the world you're slightly smarter than
Wendy the Retard. It should really help advance your career in the
industry, when we toss you... I mean when you decide to move on to bigger
things, like Stuttering John did.
Sure, we know you're emotionally unstable and what we're going to do to you
will probably make you worse, but hey, look what we did for Hank Nassif by
encouring him to down all that booze and play the fool for us. We made
"Hank the Anry Drunken Dwarf" a household name, and he even got a website
out of the deal. He died a famous dwarf because of this show!
We're going to do a similar thing with you.
Since you're already a little nuts, we want you to play that up, let it all
hang out, get down with your bad self, just like Hank did - before he died.
You'll be the wacky, almost out-of-control, moronic, latent-homosexual
character in the cast.
Just think of how famous we can make you!
By the way, even though you'll be performing frequently on the show, you
won't get to join AFTRA and earn union scale. Don't feel bad, neither did
Hank or Elephant Boy, or Jeff or... well, let's face it, or any of the other
people on the show we've milked for ratings and then discarded over two
decades.
Think of this show as kind of like the Wal-Mart of radio.
Love,
Howard
tko
news:g9qv61to2f0p9nvot...@4ax.com:
>>>Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad.
>>How is he a casualty of Stern? He was nuts before he came there;
>>Howard got him into therapy; Howard tried to get him to stop gambling;
>>Howard got the guy a "career", he had a big inroads to being a
>>stand-up comedian.
>>
>>Any failure is his own, and any success is in part owed to Howard.
>
> 1. Therapy can fuck someone up as much as drugs, etc.
I guess it can, sometimes. So can existing.
> 2. He was in an environment that nurtured negative behavior.
Why make excuses for him? The whole cast has been in this environment
for a long time.
> 3. See Hank the dead drunk dwarf.
I see him dead with or without Stern, and KC isn't a wackpacker.
(no fudgepacker comment please)
> 4. Beetlejuice will be next.
Maybe. And maybe his fame has gotten him on a health care plan.
Michael
> On Wed, 27 Apr 2005 18:43:15 GMT, MrRogers <mister...@mr.info>
> puked:
>
>
>>On Wed, 27 Apr 2005 14:54:37 GMT, lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On 27 Apr 2005 05:12:20 -0700, "Doc" <howard...@aol.com> puked:
>>>
>>>
>>>>http://www.howardshrine.com/2005/04/why-kc-armstrong-was-fired-from-howard.html
>>>
>>>Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad.
>>
>>How is he a casualty of Stern? He was nuts before he came there;
>>Howard got him into therapy; Howard tried to get him to stop gambling;
>>Howard got the guy a "career", he had a big inroads to being a
>>stand-up comedian.
>>
>>Any failure is his own, and any success is in part owed to Howard.
>
>
> 1. Therapy can fuck someone up as much as drugs, etc.
True. Heck, just look at H!
> 2. He was in an environment that nurtured negative behavior.
> 3. See Hank the dead drunk dwarf.
> 4. Beetlejuice will be next.
Michael
Michael
Seems to go both ways in this case. H has sounded like he's been close
to talking about KC only to be reigned in by Robin.
Michael
Vicki
Kc said that he had become "dangerous", but was it ever stated exactly what
did get him fired.
There must have been a final straw act.
Did the "possible" scam with kc and the gambling web site have anything to
do with his dismissal?
Or is kc just as delusional as Stern thinking anyone would actually buy his
CD to hear exactly what happened.
--
"Only four days a week and plenty of commercials, right Robin."
Godoit
his guests. Give that dumbshit lab~rat too much money and popularity.
Good point Evil Bastard about Jeff T-D-.
Doc
link to another thread where he was posting.
http://www.howardshrine.com/2005/04/kc-armstrongs-soon-to-be-released-dvd.html
What do you think of the previews? I thought they were great. I think
KC got a winner on his hands with this dvd.
Diane aka JeWitchŠ
to believe .. BUT ... Hmus not talking about KC's insanity has NOTHING
WHAT-SO-EVER with being a gentleman .. It has everything to do with Hman
being SCARED .. KC most likely knows enough about Hmus to make him a danger
.. even if NOT a physical danger .... It's same as how Hman won't talk about
the mob .. same-same. And if you are out there KC . . don't kid yourself
... FORGET MAKING A COMEDY CD .... Write a tell all book and call it "TRUE
GENTLEMAN." That's what I would do ... AND DON'T TAKE ANY MONEY TO **NOT**
WRITE IT !!! TELL IT ALL ...
Diane
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Pariah
Oh yeah. Farting and saying "Fuck you" to people passing by is high
comedy. It would be the funniest thing I ever saw, if I was five.
y...@my-deja.com
Maybe KC should change his name to Stillers and spill the beans.
Nobody would ever figure out who Stillers really was!!!!!
Keep up the good work retard/Pariah/Stillers.
P.S. What was harder. Licking your own ass (as Stillers) or getting the
taste of your own shit off of your tongue?
Shoop
How bad does this moron wish he had some friends?
Love me, daddy!!! WAHH! Nobody likes me!!!! Why do people laugh
at me when I lick Howard's ass? I wish other people thought I was
important!!!
Velvet
> Oh yeah. Farting and saying "Fuck you" to people passing by is high
> comedy. It would be the funniest thing I ever saw, if I was five.
KC could be the biggest comedy sensation to sweep the nation since "Yucko
the Clown." He justs needs a similar gimmick. Like maybe wearing a
klansman outfit and calling himself "KKK C."
Or he could dress up in a white lab coat like a chiropractor to do his child
molester routine. Doc Sante would buy that on DVD.
y...@my-deja.com
[snip - more ramblings of retard Pariah licking his own ass, this time
as "Shoop"]
It's not even worth the trouble posting the headers at this point.
Pariah's bitchslapping continues.
Pariah: Wah!!! I've got pretend friends like Stillers and Shoop and I
still get bitchslapped. Wah!!!
Doc
As the great comedian KC Armstrong once said, "fuck you, fuck you, fuck
you."
:)
Michael
> I read Doc's column and read through the subsequent posts.
>
> Kc said that he had become "dangerous", but was it ever stated exactly what
> did get him fired.
>
> There must have been a final straw act.
>
> Did the "possible" scam with kc and the gambling web site have anything to
> do with his dismissal?
>
> Or is kc just as delusional as Stern thinking anyone would actually buy his
> CD to hear exactly what happened.
I noticed that KC replied to the "What Happened?!" question with
something like "Hell, that's no big deal. Ya wanna know just ask and
I'll tell ya. I went nuts." You could hear the reader going "And?"
"And for more details, watch the DVD."
Hey, his post was slicker than H has been in ages.
Michael
Michael
> Why Howard will not talk about KC 'leaving' the show...
>
> Everyone has been partially correct but have missed one critical piece,
> medical privacy laws.
>
> Howard could (repeat could) expose the station to massive liability in
> front of a jury of KC's peers (low IQ'd, drug addicted, sexual
> weirdos... in other words a regular New York City jury) by speaking of
> possible medical conditions that KC has/had while working at KROK.
>
> Discussion was part of the show while KC was working there (like sexual
> harrassment is not a factor while 'on air'). Since KC left, discussion
> of problems could (repeat could) be considered violating medical
> privacy.
>
> Having gerbils removed from your asshole at the hospital
> before you were transferred to Bellview because Ralph the Fag stuffed
> too many gerbils up in KC is covered under medical privacy.
Assuming that KC was telling the truth that he really DID tell H that
they could talk about it on the show, it likely gets into that very gray
verbal area. Yeah, KC might've SAID "sure, g'head and talk about it",
but it might not hold up in court. That could also explain how H has
come close several times to talking about it only to get hushed up by Robin.
Michael
lab~rat
>Give that dumbshit lab~rat too much money and popularity.
It's a burden, but I somehow manage...
Michael
> Pariah <par...@foo.com> wrote:
>
>>Oh yeah. Farting and saying "Fuck you" to people passing by is high
>>comedy. It would be the funniest thing I ever saw, if I was five.
>
>
>
> KC could be the biggest comedy sensation to sweep the nation since "Yucko
> the Clown." He justs needs a similar gimmick. Like maybe wearing a
> klansman outfit and calling himself "KKK C."
That's good. Give him ideas.
Michael
Diane aka JeWitchŠ
fetal position, sucking his thumb. And when he isn't
being the next Richard Pryor, he is weaving baskets.
Diane
"lab~rat" <ch...@cheese.net> wrote in message
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Buster
> Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad.
Did you read the fucking link?
That's your interruption? How sad.
Diane aka JeWitchŠ
Afraid to speak of him in the same way he shuts up when Robin mentions
the mafia in the news. Not to mention the dirt that KC must know about
hmus and the rest .. with jackie a simple "DO NOT TALK" contract might
work .. but with a nut job you just gotta shut up and hope he will go away
quietly. diane
"Newbie Poster" <x...@x.com> wrote in message
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>
> Why Howard will not talk about KC 'leaving' the show...
>
> Everyone has been partially correct but have missed one critical piece,
> medical privacy laws.
>
> Howard could (repeat could) expose the station to massive liability in
> front of a jury of KC's peers (low IQ'd, drug addicted, sexual
> weirdos... in other words a regular New York City jury) by speaking of
> possible medical conditions that KC has/had while working at KROK.
>
> Discussion was part of the show while KC was working there (like sexual
> harrassment is not a factor while 'on air'). Since KC left, discussion
> of problems could (repeat could) be considered violating medical
> privacy.
>
> Having gerbils removed from your asshole at the hospital
> before you were transferred to Bellview because Ralph the Fag stuffed
> too many gerbils up in KC is covered under medical privacy.
>
>
>
>
> "Doc" <howard...@aol.com> wrote in
> news:1114603940....@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>
>> http://www.howardshrine.com/2005/04/why-kc-armstrong-was-fired-from-how
>> ard.html
>>
>
Buster
> That, coupled with KC's great fear of
> never working again if he tells the truth about the goblin, means
> we'll never get the real story.
You spoke to KC and found out that is his hidden fear, huh?
And now Stern is some sort of entertainment mafioso making and breaking
careers at will? I thought Stern had become irrelevant in all the Stern
haters eyes? Which is it?
Buster
<remove2rep...@hotmail.com> said:
> If the reason he is gone from the show is that he is NUTS .. that is
> easy to believe .. BUT ... Hmus not talking about KC's insanity has
> NOTHING WHAT-SO-EVER with being a gentleman .. It has everything to do
> with Hman being SCARED .. KC most likely knows enough about Hmus to
> make him a danger .. even if NOT a physical danger .... It's same as
> how Hman won't talk about the mob .. same-same. And if you are out
> there KC . . don't kid yourself ... FORGET MAKING A COMEDY CD ....
> Write a tell all book and call it "TRUE GENTLEMAN." That's what I
> would do ... AND DON'T TAKE ANY MONEY TO **NOT** WRITE IT !!! TELL IT
> ALL ...
>
> Diane
Once again-
Diane aka JeWitchŠ
Hman is silent .. So in answer to your question, Howard is NOTHING
in THIS stern haters eyes ..
Diane
"Buster" <none> wrote in message
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Buster
> 1. Therapy can fuck someone up as much as drugs, etc.
Spoken by someone who has never been in therapy.
> 2. He was in an environment that nurtured negative behavior.
No more so than most other working environments. (wall street, a
trading floor, a factory floor etc)
> 3. See Hank the dead drunk dwarf.
You don't think Hank would have drank himself to death if Stern didn't
exsist? Dream on.
> 4. Beetlejuice will be next.
Did you draw him in the death pool, asshole?
Buster
> On 27 Apr 2005 16:33:55 -0700, "Godoit" <Joelp...@cox.net> puked:
>
>> Give that dumbshit lab~rat too much money and popularity.
>
> It's a burden, but I somehow manage...
Yeah you do, with that smug ass attitude.
And that wall of smugness built around you smacks of someone hiding
enough insecuries that therapy would seem like a healthy option.
Buster
<remove2rep...@hotmail.com> said:
> I picture KC...
Diane,
I picture you masturbating to Howard's voice every weekday morning.
Pariah
>Shoop wrote:
>[snip - more ramblings of retard Pariah licking his own ass, this time
>as "Shoop"]
>
>It's not even worth the trouble posting the headers at this point.
You finally got something right, you asslicking paramecium. And I
will continue to torment your simple asslicking mind by changing my
handle whenever I feel like it.
Sometimes I will let you know it's me. Other times I won't. I choose
what I want to reveal in my headers. I choose what account I post
under. I choose the ISP, I choose the NNTP server. I know this is
all very hard for you to understand, but the bottom line is you will
continue to be tormented until your simple head explodes.
While your at it, why not check all the other headers in this
newsgroup. Because if you do your research, you'll find out that I am
actually lab~rat. I am also Pookie. Not to mention Vicki, Bob
Barnett, and emu. If you doubt me, then I'd like to see you prove
that I am not.
In fact, in a final twist, you will find that I am also
y...@my-deja.com . You see, I find that my arguments with myself are
much more effective if I represent both sides, including the role of a
moronic asslicker named yqf. He is one of my greatest creations...
except sometimes I take the character too far. No one really believes
a real person could be that stupid. That's the risk.
Welcome to the internet, moron. Mommy isn't here to help you.
lab~rat
Can I help it that I'm self confident? I'm that way in real life, why
would I timid myself down for a newsgroup?
If I can psychoanalyze you for a second, I think it's quite telling
that you find it difficult to believe that someone can be self
confident.
lab~rat
>asshole?
Did I give you permission to respond to my post?
lab~rat
And your interruption? LOL
Diane aka JeWitchŠ
"Buster" <none> wrote in message
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Be my guest. Whatever turns you on .....
dv
y...@my-deja.com
> On 27 Apr 2005 20:54:59 -0700, y...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> >Shoop wrote:
> >[snip - more ramblings of retard Pariah licking his own ass, this
time
> >as "Shoop"]
> >
> >It's not even worth the trouble posting the headers at this point.
>
> You finally got something right, you asslicking paramecium. And I
> will continue to torment your simple asslicking mind by changing my
> handle whenever I feel like it.
>
> Sometimes I will let you know it's me. Other times I won't. I
choose
> what I want to reveal in my headers. I choose what account I post
> under. I choose the ISP, I choose the NNTP server. I know this is
> all very hard for you to understand, but the bottom line is you will
> continue to be tormented until your simple head explodes.
You think that I am tormented by you getting caught changing your name
to respond to your own post and lick your own ass? I don't know if you
are actually that retarded or it's just a dumb act that you use as a
defense mechanism.
BTW, I'm glad you finally got educated about your headers. Too bad you
didn't do that BEFORE you got caught licking your own ass, because at
this point when I remind you that you got caught licking your own ass,
your lame response seems to be little more than "I know you are but
what am I". Hmmmmm.... maybe you really are retarded.
Velvet
I picture Buster letting High-Pitch Erik sodomize him with a strap-on just
so he can feel closer to Hmus.
Pariah
>You think that I am tormented by you getting caught changing your name
>to respond to your own post and lick your own ass?
Hey Double-yqf, hows it goin, what's goin on...
Your fifty responses looking for a friend speak for themselves,
paramecium. So sad that no one cares. Did you call Mommy yet?
>BTW, I'm glad you finally got educated about your headers.
I have forgotten more about headers than you will ever know in your
pathetic life. Everything you saw, you saw because I allowed you to.
I am growing bored with your whiny bitching and pathetic pleas for
attention... it's time to get back to what you do best: mindless
asslicking.
Where's the Double-yqf we all know and love to ridicule? I'm sure
you want to weigh in about Howard's great performance in the latest
ratings books, and how hot Betho.com is... did you know she's been a
professional model since the age of 18?
Time for new material, Double-yqf. Being a pathetic asslicker brings
everyone hours of entertainment, but being a pathetic bore sends you
to the killfile.
lab~rat
>On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 16:18:11 GMT, lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 09:56:36 -0500, Buster <none> puked:
>>
>>>On 2005-04-27 09:54:37 -0500, lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> said:
>>>
>>>> Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad.
>>>
>>>Did you read the fucking link?
>>>
>>>That's your interruption? How sad.
>>
>>And your interruption? LOL
>
>I don't think I've seen that word used that way before.
Wake up and smell 2005...
y...@my-deja.com
> On 28 Apr 2005 19:31:06 -0700, y...@my-deja.com wrote:
> >BTW, I'm glad you finally got educated about your headers.
>
> I have forgotten more about headers than you will ever know in your
> pathetic life. Everything you saw, you saw because I allowed you to.
Riiiiiight. When you got caught responding to your own post and licking
your own ass, it was because you decided to *allow* me to catch you.
I love you fucking retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That must have been one fucking intense bitchslapping for you. You're
still dizzy from it.
Thanks for allowing it retard.
Michael
> On 27 Apr 2005 05:12:20 -0700, "Doc" <howard...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>
>>http://www.howardshrine.com/2005/04/why-kc-armstrong-was-fired-from-howard.html
>
>
>
> It still doesn't say why he got fired . . .
He didn't go into actual events. I wonder if that's on the DVD?
Michael
Tarkus
> He didn't go into actual events. I wonder if that's on the DVD?
About this DVD, does he just sit in front of a camera, talking, or does
it show clips or something?
--
"Hey, wait a minute... this looks like rock and/or roll."
Now playing: "Ozzy Osbourne - Desire"
Michael
> On 4/30/2005 8:31:56 AM, Michael wrote:
>
>
>>He didn't go into actual events. I wonder if that's on the DVD?
>
>
> About this DVD, does he just sit in front of a camera, talking, or does
> it show clips or something?
I'd guess that the comedy portion is KC doing stand-up, thought it
sounds like there's also some bits done away from the club.
As for the interview part, I'd think it'd be him sitting there, but it
could be him standing there as well, or just him talking to the camera.
Michael
MrRogers
No one goes on the Stern Show unless they want or need to, to promote
themselves or something like a movie or book.
No one drinks unless they want to.
No one becomes a porn star unless they choose to.
No one becomes a hooker unless they choose to.
Now, there may be extinuating circumstances as to why people choose to
do these things instead of doing something else.
But no one MAKES them do it.
Howard didn't make Hank drink. Howard didn't make K.C. crazy.
And Howard didn't make Stuttering John stutter worse. Despite all the
fame SJ got out of stuttering, the fact is, he got better while with
the Stern show, and he got a high-paying job as an Announcer out of
it.
Everyone on that show can use it to elevate themselves if they want
to, or they can go on whatever path of self-destruction they choose.
Everyone has a choice. How about some fucking personal responsibility,
people???
lab~rat
puked:
>Howard didn't make Hank drink.
Hank drank as a result of his popularity as the character on the Stern
show. Clearly he was addicted and needed an intervention, but instead
he was encouraged and eventually it killed him.
Velvet
> On Thu, 05 May 2005 08:17:28 GMT, MrRogers <mister...@mr.info>
> puked:
>
>>Howard didn't make Hank drink.
>
> Hank drank as a result of his popularity as the character on the Stern
> show. Clearly he was addicted and needed an intervention, but instead
> he was encouraged and eventually it killed him.
Yes.
Hmus encouraged every negative behavior just to milk him for laughs. He
laughed at the self-destruction and egged it on.
Sirius is going to be Allah's revenge on the Hmus.
His slow decent into irrelevancy and showbiz death.
coasterqueen
>On Thu, 05 May 2005 08:17:28 GMT, MrRogers <mister...@mr.info>
>puked:
>
>>Howard didn't make Hank drink.
>
>Hank drank as a result of his popularity as the character on the Stern
>show. Clearly he was addicted and needed an intervention, but instead
>he was encouraged and eventually it killed him.
Howard flatly told Hank that he was only funny when he was drunk and
if he wasn't funny, he couldn't come on the show.
Music is the Prozac of my life - Ottmar Liebert
Tarkus
And people say he's not honest.
--
"Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you
are, Liza Minelli?"
Now playing: the radio.
Michael
> On 5/5/2005 5:35:59 PM, coasterqueen wrote:
>
>
>>On Thu, 05 May 2005 12:11:07 GMT, lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Thu, 05 May 2005 08:17:28 GMT, MrRogers <mister...@mr.info>
>>>puked:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Howard didn't make Hank drink.
>>>
>>>Hank drank as a result of his popularity as the character on the Stern
>>>show. Clearly he was addicted and needed an intervention, but instead
>>>he was encouraged and eventually it killed him.
>>
>>Howard flatly told Hank that he was only funny when he was drunk and
>>if he wasn't funny, he couldn't come on the show.
>
>
> And people say he's not honest.
Didn't they try to do a half-assed "you really should stop drinking"
when Hank had to go to the hospital?
Michael